#I fuckding wheezed

[jegulusofwesper]

okay I had to check to make sure you’re not a minor to send you this BUT THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING OBE EVER SEEM LIKE THIS TWITTER AU PIC BEATS THEM ALL AND EVERYTIME I LOOK AT IT I GO INTO A LAUGHING FIT

BABY BBC

BABY BBC

I AM SOBBING LITETALLT ITS 2AM AND AM SOBBING BEVAYDE WHAT THE FUCKD THIS IS LITETWLLY THE BEST THING EVER I AM WHEEZING

also I was doing my assignment and got the best idea for a dorlene fic and I’m so busy so I can’t write it rn BUT ITS ALL IM THINKING ABOUT

Anyway here are a few of my other favourite Twitter au stuff I found on TikTok bc it’s the best thing ever actually

Wish me luck on my time and motion in art assignment !!!!!!!!! It’s due tmrw but my sisters wedding is in two days so I won’t have time tmrw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should probably stop reading just lovers then

GOODNIGJT/AFTERNOON/MORNING NINIIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby bbc omg 🤣 i love those so much

ahhh good luck. fingers crossed for you. congrats to your sister i hope she has an awesome day

i need to reread just lovers

it was morning when you sent this but now it’s almost 10pm because i got distracted by reading six of crows and forgot to answer 😅

#sapphic giraffe tag 🦒 #ninnie answers asks

[darwindrawz]

So my dad told me I looked like I was cast as an extra in The Sandlot today.

For reference this is more or less what I looked like today.

#darwin said something #darwin drew again #he literally looked at my outfit and was like #you look like a kid who barely scored a part as an extra in the sandlot #I. #I fuckding wheezed #like sir I know for a fact you looked exactly like this in the 90s #14 year old jason is still trapped in his body somewhere and jealous I’m cooler than him

[prismaticquartz]

Just Tempo and Blixer

Blixer: your mother's a whore-

Tempo: DFDJ WHAT????

Tempo: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

Blixer: YOUR MOTHERR,,,, IS A W H O R E

Tempo: *FUCKDING CACKLING*

Blixer: NEED IT AGAAAIN????

Tempo: *IN TEARS*

Blixer: TU MADRE,,,, ES UN WHORE-A

Tempo: *WHEEZE* My boyfriend lazy and ge- wait,,

Blixer: lazy,,

Tempo: FUCK YOU I CAN'T TALK NSMDN

Blixer: My boYE FRIEND laZY anD gENtlEMeN-

Tempo: *CACKLES* OH HEY TEMPO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO DO YOUR SHIT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND IN THE ROOM *WHEEZE*

Blixer: He finds out his mother is a whore,,