#I fucked your mom shitlips

[ifwebefriends]

One of the first memes that came to mind when I started shipping Adamsapple

#I fucked your mom shitlips #comic #comic edit #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel adam #Adam #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #adamsapple #lucifer morningstar #lightning mcqueen #meme #meme comic #guitar duck #guitarduck #queueve operator

[am-i-sans]

SANS ARE YOU ON A DATE WITH MY MOTHER

*It seems sans is busy and cant answer right now.*

*Free Pickles.*

#sans? #utdr rp #kris #i fucked your mom shitlips

[midknight-hour]

Maroni finds out Oswald is a snitch and almost immediately moves in on his fuckin mom 💀

#i fucked your mom shitlips #-salvatore maroni

[nocontexthorny]

#pixar cars #no context #out of context #cursed #(submission from a friend) #I FUCKED YOUR MOM SHITLIPS

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Canto XIII. One side point in the story will be Gregor and Ishmael having to reconcile with the fact that Ahab and Hermann have gotten together, and that they have become in-laws.

#gregor #ishmael #hermann #ahab #limbus company #assorted outisms #*ahab voice* i fucked your mom shitlips #*ahab voice again* AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ISHMAEL

[itsbrucey]

The entire Stampler lineage being stepfathers is the funniest thing in the world to me

#dndads spoilers #Willy and Taylor but its that lightning mcqueen comic #“ Its ok Willy Stampler isnt real” “ I fucked your mom shitlips!” #dndads #I also am fucking. so excited in a terrified way to see some Terry Jr. and Willy Stampler interactions. #ITS ABOUT TO GET MESSY. WILLY STAMPLER YOU MESSY MESSY BITCH OH BIIIITCCCHHH

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

If this site goes down you can find me in your parents’ bed

#I fucked your mom and your dad shitlips

[alfairy]

it could also mean mike is henry’s son in this universe

That’s true. But the Henry theory doesn’t really add up to me when you look closer at it. The technician that people thought was Mr. Schmidt in that fnaf training video wasn’t him, it’s confirmed to be just a fun little cameo from a jim henson employee.

Plus, it’d be odd if Mr. Schmidt was the co creator of Freddy’s and the Henry of this universe, cause Mike doesn’t know Freddy’s at all. Never heard of it, not even the murders, until he started working there. I feel like he’d at least know about it if his dad worked there at some point.

The theory could still work though. We still don’t know what the hecks up with Mikes dad, only that he “left” after their mom died, which could mean anything. He could be dead or alive. The sequel would just have to explain it.

My running afton theory, cause I’m a truther until proven otherwise lmao, is that William and Mikes mom had like. An affair or something back in the day then broke it off. Mikes mom manages to pass Mike off as her husband’s kid and never told anyone. That is the only way the reveal could work and make sense to me. 🤷‍♀️

#asks #fnaf movie #springtrap in the next movie is like ‘I fucked your mom shitlips’

[beardedmrbean]

#doge #cheems #le i fucked your mom shitlips has arrived

[corvidonia]

maybe I'll draw maia x leto yuri with a lesbian pulp fiction book cover

#i fucked your mom shitlips !!! #artieposting

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie: go run on back to your mommy lol

Miles: well at least i have one!

Hobie: yeah that i slept with! and your dad watched too!

Gwen: how are you two arguing like this over Apples to Apples?

#hobie reverting back to the classic ‘i fucked your mom shitlips!’ lie that every teenage boy uses in an argument #and miles being so appalled he dies right on the spot. SAD! well there’s other Miles variants #gwen i’m sorry you have to deal with these two. you deserved two million dollars and a bottle of the strongest ibuprofen #guys apples to apples is so fun though you should try playing it #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie brown

[synthient]

If Smith gains the knowledge and memories of anyone he absorbs ("cookies need love just like everything does")

Did he get the idea of "stealing the eyes of the Oracle" from absorbing the Merv

Does Smith calling the Oracle "mom," and his suspicion that she's manipulating him, have anything to do with the fact that he just absorbed Seraph (who probably knows the Oracle's plans better than anyone except her)

#seraph; with his dying breath: i fucked your mom shitlips #smith; learning for the 1st time at this very moment that he has a mom: my what. #the matrix

[am-i-sans]

Psst. Sans. Sans listen to me. Sans if you get with toriel. You get to (when they're older) you get to make so many I fucked ur mom jokes with frisk.

i

need to use the bathroom

*sans has left the chat*

#sans #utdr rp #soriel #hehehe #i fucked your mom shitlips

[potatochip-oc-dump]

what if I made Princess and her mothers name all rhyme with Gary. What if I made their last name Canary too. what then

#saying stuff #carrie gary mary canary the wondeful family #oh god considering how princess' parents are not the joking type it would not make sense if they came up w this name #without outside influence #but GOD would it be funny #gonna blame this on princess & garys iguana. clown. friend. #hes sort of like a fun uncle #but hes not related to their parents #hes their mom's silly rabbit #(their father in the corner seething at this guy) #iguana guy voice: i fucked your mom shitlips #he did not actually

[perenlop]

l;dfkgjdflgjdfgl;fdjgl tweaking marlow’s profile and adding in his relationship w valerie’s parent and how they fell out but like. i’m taking it seriously bc like his relatinoship w his parents is genuinely why marlow is the way that he is but i keep smiling bc like. its honestly hilarious to think about when i forget that aspect

#its literally ''i fucked your mom shitlips'' #its less bc they got together at all and more that he and his mom both had unresolved trauma from his dads death #and they were never really great parents to him and that got so much worse when his dad died and she blamed him #so he was really just angry that they got w her despite that (they didnt know all the details just that they were sorta distant) #and marlow was also just angry that they were having a kid and would be having one when they were ''stable and ready'' #(which they werent but he didnt realize that in the moment) #but like. when u look at it at surface level its ''DID YOU FUCK MY MOM SURGE??????'' #echoed voice

[voidandradiance]

listen i was never super into ianite/sonja but i think it would be a thousand percent worth including if only so that jordan comes home years after the fact and sonja gets to wield the "as your stepmother" card every time he does something stupid

#sonja: as your stepmother- #jordan: as my WHAT. you WHAT. DID YOU- #sonja: i fucked your mom shitlips #jordan: .....mom. my lady. please say sike #ianite (also a shit stirrer): ..............be nicer to your stepson dear