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crispycreambacon · 4 months
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Ever wondered what happened to the puppets stuck in the Wondrium Arena?
So did the Professor and his meat shield/bestie westie, Ryan. Instead of waiting for an answer, they planned to get the puppets out of there. They even argued with God over it, or rather the Professor did since Ryan was too mentally out-of-it from the absolute absurdity of this situation.
And what did God give to them in return for winning the argument? A bus. To drive to the Wondrium Arena with. ‘Cause what better way to rescue a bunch of dead puppets than crashing a bus into their purgatory?
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I'm happy to announce the release of my first AO3 fanfic: Seatbelts, Everyone!
As you can see from the blurb above, it's a one-shot crackfic about the Professor and Ryan rescuing the puppets in the Wondrium Arena by crashing a bus into it. 'Cause why not?!
This fic has it all! We got:
Ryan learning how to drive a bus via WikiHow!
God being the absolute worst!
Silly puppet interactions!
Existential crises occuring throughout the fic!
An honestly heart-warming ending?
Y'all the line between silly jesting and sincere genuineness is so blurry in this fic. So if that all sounds like a jam of a time, you can read the fic via clicking here! Or clicking the title. Or searching up "Seatbelts, Everyone!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.
Thank you so much for checking it out! And even if you don't, I hope you enjoyed the comic. May you all have a fantabulous day!
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hella1975 · 11 months
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you ever have a fic get you in such a chokehold you start pacing your room and talking to yourself
#THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN FOR ME SPECIFICALLY#BURN IT ALL DOWN BY DOROTHYCANFLY ON AO3 THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF MY TOP 5 FICS OF ALL TIME EVER#IT'S GOT THE BEST DABI CHARACTERISATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS IT'S GOT REALLY WELL WRITTEN DABIHAWKS#THAT FITS BOTH OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MEAN AS HELL ABOUT IT AT FIRST#IT'S GOT STUPIDLY DEVOTED TOUYA-SHOUTO IT'S GOT PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER TOUYA#IT'S GOT MENTAL ANGST WRITTEN LIKE A DREAM THE WRITING IN GENERAL IS INSANE#IT'S ACTION PACKED BUT DONE WELL SO THAT IT'S NOT TEDIOUS IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT TWISTS#IT'S KEEPING ME ON MY TOES I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING OR HOW FAR THE AUTHOR IS WILLING TO GO#IVE LITERALLY READ 300K WORDS IN TWO DAYS AT THIS POINT LIKE I AM ABSOLUTELY FINISHING THIS TONIGHT#WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AM I GONNA DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS#EVERY NEW THING THAT HAPPENS LITERALLY HAS ME GETTING UP TO PACE ABOUT#I CLOCKED OUT OF MY MUM TELLING ME OFF EARLIER BC I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC#DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS BASO JUST SIGNED MY DEATH WARRANT BUT I DIDNT CARE#losing my goddamn mind respectfully <3 if anyone has read this pls yell with me about it#and if anyone knows mha and wants a fic rec PLEASE let it be this one it's my fav mha fic ever and ive read A LOT#it gets quite smutty in the middle but if that's not ur thing the author tws very well and u can kinda just scroll#so that u still get the important character developments without it being just pure smut lol#god this FIC. holding it in my fucking fist and squeezing the everloving life out of it im going INSANE#i cant remember the last time a fic got me this way im literally giggling about it all#HE FOUND A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN THEY TOOK THIS MANGLED BLOODY BOY AND SAID WE LOVE YOU#YOU ARE GOOD YOU CAN STAY YOU CAN REST NOW WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND HE CHOSE THEM! HE CHOSE THEM!#OVER HIS REVENGE AND HIS RAGE HE CHOSE THEM! IM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY SICK#like the author LETS DABI BE A CUNT. the first chunk of the fic he's actively not a good person#and his coping mechanisms are shot to shit and we WATCH HIM GROW FROM THAT i have cried several times over the most mundane shit#goddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAKSJFJKAGSFIUAHGJKAKG#mha#fic rec
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fourteenthz · 3 months
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Greetings and farewell for the fic meme hehehe
sophie!! sorry for taking so long with this one!! my weekends are always a mess lol but tysm for the ask heh <3
contrary to popular belief, I do write ancients fluff too ?? it’s easier to write drama and the title DOES suggest otherwise but this fic is just like multiple times that azemet are disgustingly sappy and head over heels for one another. I have a hard time picking snippets so I cut a bit of one of the parts but still,,,,,, here, take 2k words of speculation about convocation customs and azemet.
wip roundup :)
A selfish thought, really, one that is interrupted as white robes of his colleagues approaches him by touching his shoulder and quickly entering his personal space. Emet-Selch, as a reflex, only sighs and lets the smile fall off his lips as the previous Fandaniel passes by him with a smile and waves at him as he walks down the staircase and then towards the door. Lucky him, having fulfilled his duty with so much confidence, he thinks. These thoughts are immediately voiced as another white-robbed soul approaches him.
“Never seen him this happy,” There's a soft voice speaking by his side, and he doesn't have to look up to recognize whose cheerful voice this was from. Emet's eyes fall back to the lower floor as the previous Fandaniel hugs the newer one, one last time, before walking out of the capitol by each other's side. Probably one last farewell, from one mentor to his pupil. It seemed bittersweet in Hermes' eyes, and Emet-Selch still can't understand why. “Are you still unsure?” That same voice insists.
He is. There's no way young Elidibus will understand any of his worries, or anyone else for the matter of fact — having witnessed whatever happened in Elpis, because neither does he — but he still shakes his head as he looks back at this young colleague of his. He almost seems excited at the celebration, blue eyes shining under the golden reflections around them, and it almost eases Emet-Selch's own heart.
Elidibus nods back at him, knowledgeable of his answer, and then sheepishly looks back at his hands, as if he's about to ask for something. Having picked up part of his mannerisms, Emet could even tell who this was about — as the younger's eyes seemed to get brighter and his mouth opened and closed quickly before he could figure out what to say, unlike the emissary who takes charge at their meeting every moon or so.
But then, the sound of the capital's door opening catches them off guard, only to be stopped by another hand by Emet-Selch's shoulder — and by the by, he hoped they'd stop with this habit sooner — he dares to hope, before Loghrif smirk is now on his vision, covering anything behind her by the wall her body makes linked with Mitron in some kind of hug they always seem to be tangled on. In front of the entire Convocation and without any necessity to do so. It always uncomfortably makes Emet-Selch's face twist, as he convinces himself how unprofessional he feels about all this in a vain attempt to not envision himself doing just the same.
“I'm always glad to know your efforts were wasteful, Emet-Selch.” She speaks, leaning her head above Mitron's and smiling wider. “It's always good to celebrate together, you included, believe it or not.”
Emet sighs, his hands finding his hair to push it backward in an exasperated manner, slightly pulling his mask off and scratching his temples.
“It's not a necessity. I thought we could've moved past it.” He shrugged, finally looking back at the younger of the four of them still standing close by his side. “Be that as it may, some enjoy it, so there's no need to terminate this tradition.” He nods at him, knowing that this white robbed soul loved those as much as his dearest friends does, and how that topic was exactly the one he would touch if they were not interrupted by the pair by their side
Elidibus quickly looks back at the floor, probably embarrassed for a second before he laughs it off. “We share this logic.” He speaks more formally now that they are in the presence of others. “Fortunately, Altima does a great job putting this up so quickly.”
Loghrif laughs again, her hands finding Elidibus and ruffling his hair before speaking something back with a hint of tease at Emet-Selch, following this habit of hers. However, as soon as her hands go in front of him, Emet-Selch’s eyes widen instantly as he hears a familiar laugh echoing through the halls. It's not as loud as Loghrif, but the tone of it makes his attention shift immediately from the pair to the crowd that extends through the building. It wasn't loud enough for him to catch it well, but he knew he was right in recognizing her even if he was deafening for an instant — and in this instant now, he was a little too impatient to look at it carefully. It compels him to look for her soul, rather than the mess of white hair like he usually does, and he finds her in a second.
Standing on the left side of the main hallways, already surrounded by another's soul he didn't care to recognize at the moment, he finally focused back on his vision and found her face already looking up at him. By some miracle, she was already using her mask without him having to warn her about it, but the angle of her head, followed by a tilting to the side, and the smile growing wider shows him that he had already been spotted by her before he could do so. He was outsmarted, as she loved to say, and he stood there frozen for a second before the group by her side excused themselves away, and she nodded back at them, eyes quickly returning to him.
The world doesn't stop, as much as it feels like it does, but Azem doesn’t move from her place either. She crosses her arms, looking up at him, smiles turning into a teasing smirk as she watches him, knowing at how his mind uncomfortably goes through a million thoughts. The world doesn't stop because in her gaze Azem instantly seems to pull him to a different universe, away from the people around him, where there can be just the both of them. He grounds himself by putting his hand above Elidibus' shoulder, only to go after that feeling by himself.
“I trust you don't mind me leaving if you excuse me,” he says, not realizing he just cut off Mitron's mid sentence before walking off from between both women and going directly downwards the stairs. He doesn't notice how the pair looks back at Elidibus confused, and neither how amused the younger one looks before he's far away into pulling himself between the crowd and towards her.
He can hear her laugh again, and he isn't sure how, but he does, as he jogs his way and then, suddenly, feels a damn hand on his shoulder again. He had to hold a curse back before he stared at the owner of such a firm grasp over him.
“Do you have a moment?” He doesn't, but Lahabrea is the one asking, so he feels obliged to stop on his tracks.
“Working in the middle of our celebration, Lahabrea?” He asks back, his voice slightly sarcastic, masking how he truly feels like excusing himself from this conversation.
“You mind?” Now, at this exact instant, he really does.
“Not in the slightest,” he lies, checking one last time as he notices her soul moving away from her previous spot. He sighs in defeat and indulges in the conversation for a moment.
“I have been meaning to talk to you about... my particular work, back in Elpis.” He started, somewhat unsure on how to explain, which seemed strange considering he was doing so in such a crowded place. “Not today nor here, but if you're free sometime this week, I'd like to take your time.”
Emet-Selch was free this week about ten minutes ago, not so much anymore, but he'd have to deal with it himself. He would do it, of course, because with how anxious Lahabrea seemed about this, it was important. Before he nods in agreement, he starts again.
“Just, I would ask for your discretion about it — especially with her. She probably knows more than I'm willing to share, things I would rather if you didn't know.” Lahabrea confesses, almost amused, but nothing visible about it on his face. Makes Emet-Selch confused for a moment until his eyes go past him, “speaking of which.”
And then, a warm hand not only touching but holding onto his shoulder, with a gentle and still firm grasp, squeezes him above his robe.
“Gentleman,” it's sarcastic and still sweet with the soft tone that's somewhat unlike how this familiar voice usually carries. It still warms his entire self. “Would you mind if I stealth him for a moment, Speaker.”
Lahabrea chuckles out a scoff, tapping Emet-Selch's arms before nodding. “Sometime this week, yes?”
“With how pressing it seems, I'll return to you tomorrow.” He speaks, trying to mask any excitement. How embarrassing.
“Of course,” Lahabrea speaks back, not buying his acts at all, and nodding back at Azem. “See you.”
He's out of sight in an instant, and just when he sighs and starts with “Are you making a habit of this? Interrupting others-” her arm is linked with his and pulling him away through the crowd. He spills a curse or two through the way, though Azem only chuckles in response to it.
Emet-Selch lets himself be taken away, pulled by Azem running like a child until she enters one of the smaller rooms by the side of the great halls and lets go of his hands. He lets himself fall back and close the door behind him, leaning back at it while watching as she turns around back at him and smiles, a few fulms away from him now, the distance finally closing by her own body slowly going towards him.
“Impressive how much enjoyment you take in being so...” He speaks, trying to sound as he did seconds ago until she finally gets to him, pulling her body the closest she can get while resting both hands by the side of his mask — to which his hands quickly find her wrists, holding her gaze. “reckless.” He finishes his sentences.
Holding her arm in place  doesn't stop her hands from pulling his mask out, he realizes. Azem’s left hand is holding it by his shoulder now while the other rests by the side of his face, her thumb caressing his cheeks and his eyes as soon as he lets his eyelids fall shut. It stops on his temple, and his eyes open up to her smile a lot closer to his.
“You do seem to enjoy it as well, so why wouldn't I?” She whispers quietly, and Emet just hums in back for a moment, noticing how her hand keeps playing with his mask and poking his shoulder non stop. This, he realizes, this he doesn't mind.
“Point taken.” It's clearly enough an end of conversation for her to nod back just quickly before leaving a light peck over his lips.
And then another down his jaw, close to his neck, before grinning back her way up to rest their foreheads together when he groans in annoyance. Azem laughs, nudging the tip of her nose by his chin so her mask could fall back — and though she still kept holding his, her black one falls on the floor — which causes Emet-Selch to sigh and take his free hand and hold her chin so she could stare back at him. She looks like a child, cheeky smile over her lips and mischievous reflecting into her eyes. How done he is, for anyone else now except for her — for this smile, this glimpse over her eyes and that burning soul. His hold tighter slightly, and her smile grows wider while he pulls her lips to his.
“I'm afraid you have forgotten your obligations as an amaurotine, dearest.” He whispers above her lips, and Azem brushes hers above his.
“Bold words for someone not following the protocols either,” she giggles, his hold eases slightly to hold her jaw now.
“It was against my will.” His voice is unreadable for anyone, except for her. Azem could clearly hear the stiffness he forces out, formality out of nowhere, and his eyes fixated on her own — self-control at its finest. Effortlessly tough, contrasting with the way his other hand found her waist.
“And since when do you, Emet-Selch, allow yourself to be coerced like this?” She asks back, and he almost rolls his eyes because — clearly, by the smile above her lips and the way her eyes shine with proudness where his eyes fell over — Azem knew the answer and the reasons why those exceptions were made in the first place, and for who.
“I'm not boosting your ego.” He answers, sounding annoyingly charming.
“Aw, come now!” She laughs, pulling her weight down while her hands hang around his neck now. Emet groans by surprise, and she brings their faces closer. “I deserve that much. A welcome back gift, even — seeing you didn't prepare anything else to greet me with.”
He huffs now, pulling her closer while he exchanges their places so he can cage her against the door — hand still on her face while his right one supported his weight on the door so he wouldn't crush her, not that she ever minded, he knew. “Now, aren't we ungrateful,” he scoffs quietly, trying still to push back the smile that creeps over his lips. “I let myself be dragged by the convocation hallways, away from serious matters that should be discussed. You take my mask off, mock my title while doing so, and here I still am. Being so patient with you.”
“You did allow it yourself, Emet-Selch.” She speaks his name quieter and a lot slower back at him.
The truth is out and, just then, Emet realizes that if he dared to talk back to her now he would end up boosting her ego, after all, there’s just so much he can try to mask; not that she bought any of it.
With the frown gracing his features now, Azem realizes he's running low on banter. He doesn't speak back, but his eyes fall back over her lips, and his hand caresses her cheekbone before his thumb falls from her chin to rest above her throat — his hold is a lot softer now, just as his eyes. Still, the certainty was visible. There's not a discussion to be won, but he still lost, and when this happens, he finds very little patience to do anything else.
So, to put him out of his misery, Azem pulls both hands down his hair and rests them above his chest. “Hades,” she calls softly. He doesn't hum as a reply, nor does his eyes leave her lips, but his grip tightens and loses it in response. “Take me home, will you?”
He doesn't answer either, but now anyone who'd seen could see his prompt reply — how the dark clouds engulfed both of them until there was not a single trace they'd been there save for the dark mask forgotten on the floor.
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munamania · 2 months
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um yall… sam’s roommate pulled up to coffee like. um. dressed like this. btw. and their hair is just like. a better fluffier mullet. is this surprising
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#just wanna express what i’m dealing with btw because the hair thing sort of hit me like a truck earlier and then i was like#well girl wait… literally… come on lmao… also we both wore sweatervests hashtag twinem#it’s so chill though coffee was really fun#we ended up hanging for like two hours and then i was like fuckkkkk g2g to class and they walked w me partway there#and then almost dapped me up gave me a hug at the worst possible intersection there were so many people walking fuck the construction fr#but like. yeah it was chill im glad i reached out even tho like idk things r... ok.. w sam but we’re certainly not like 🤞#and i think they just had a semi recent breakup and drama and im like. um. largely unwell#and need 2 just get through this semester so i rlly forced myself to chill and go in with no expectations and it was just :-)#i was charmed by how passionate he was talking abt the weather and stuff like within minutes of meeting#i was listening to a very excited spiel about el nino and the tornadoes in wisconsin and etc oh and they came up w an ocean fact for me#and also ugh they played piano for so long growing up and can still like. do it. fucckcjkkk. and demonstrated#this rlly odd chord. um. like stretching and flexing their hand. srrryy lol i’m just giggling#lol and i mentioned my hair journey at one point and they were like ‘yeah? tell me about it’ shut UP… oh and also#knew exactly the stairwell i was talking abt when i described my favorite and we managed to chat abt that ugh it was so dorky#like. aw wow this person is just really cool#i also think they’re stupid hot but like idk since we actually um communicated and etc it's taken out a lot of the#tendency i had/have to be like 'sigh what if -' and er mythologize ppl. i suppose could be said. like aw we're just yapping and we're loyal#story likers now and if they ever want to just like make out sometime that’s so chill but regardless like we ball 💪#yayyyyyayyyyy me when i can be normal about things!!!!! 🫶🙈#abby talks
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the-trans-dragon · 7 months
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I decided to look through a book written by one of the founders of converstion therapy and
It's quite the comfort to know that, no matter what I do, I will never be as much of a failure as the person who wrote this book.
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places-people · 8 months
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did the most embarrassing thing of my life last night to fall asleep but you know what. I fucking fell asleep so I’m calling it a win
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theflyingfeeling · 8 months
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still sick but alive, unfortunately 🤧
#last morning when i got up i wasn't at all sure i'd live to see the release of deadzone lol#since then i've been able to walk and stand up somewhat normally without wanting to cry and/or die#last night i slept more than the two previous nights combined. which still isn't that much but at least i did sleep#i did also wake up so completely drenched in my own sweat (from mild fever going down after i had taken a painkiller for a headache)-#-that i had to get up and dry myself with a towel 😂#and there was a huge wet spot (of sweat) on my bed where i had lied 🙂#i have lost three fourths of my vocal range so i can't e.g. laugh#(not that i've had a whole lot to giggle about these past few days 💀)#i'm bummed out i can't do preparations for my new job#i definitely should've started earlier but i would've had plenty of time this week had i not caught the cold at the stupid festival 🤧#i did not plan this! besides i'm not gonna start working weeks ahead for a job i'm not even getting paid for yet#for the same reason no one can expect me to work while sick for a job i haven't gotten a single penny from#hell even if i WAS paid no one could expecte me to work while sick#so i shouldn't feel guilty for wanting to work on my fic instead of the course plans#which btw i already sort of have because my predecessors gave me practically ALL the material i might need#so all i reallly need to do is change the dates of the course plans and bob's your uncle#but i'd like to also study the material a bit before teaching it so that i'll at least seem like i know what i'm talking about 💀#mom said on the phone that i've managed situations like this before so i will manage this too and she's right i guess but 😭😭😭#but yeah i guess this is some sort of developement from last year when i had the 'rona-#-and felt awful about ordering food/groceries in because ''i don't want to be a bother'' 😂
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akchually · 5 months
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#so there's this girl#and there's this conversation I had where I told Prettyboy about a coworker whose version of polyamory is#'she says she needs me back in Washington but I don't have a job there. I keep telling her to get another boyfriend while I'm out of town#just make sure he's not around when I visit so I don't have to fight anybody'#That tickled me. And the conversation ended with me getting like a third of a hall pass. I gotta call if anything happens.#Call so Prettyboy feels like he's part of my romantic life even when the romance isn't him#Which is the opposite track of the one I was giggling about okay yeah#But like my best friend here is. Super pretty. Ridiculously pretty.#And kind and works hard and takes care of the people she loves. She's always finding ways to help me.#And she's vegan and loves my cooking and that's my love language okay#I wanna make sure she eats I wanna see what happens if she's given full reigns on dominance I want I yearn#And we talk for hours about nothing but it's been weeks since I've been like one third available and I dunno how to tell her#Or if I should or if I'd be just another person in her life who wants her for what she can do for them#I think my intentions are good but it's lonely. The long distance and the seasonal work and the isolated town up in the mountains.#And maybe I just want to be held.#I know she's grey ace and a lot of the romantic relationships she's had in the past were very manipulative and not what she really wanted#Maybe that's what's pulling me in so hard like am I just insecure and want to prove myself yet again#I've always been drawn to flaky people#I wanna be the one person they show up for#This is the thing that I actually need to process in therapy and can't just lsd the anxiety away#Though that worked for most things#Take hallucinagens. Once.#I'm such a hugger but only worked up the courage to hug her a few days ago.#We've been talking (lowercase t) for months.#And I know she has her own long distance unicorn relationship back in Kentucky. I'm hoping the subject will just surface again.#And then I can say hey#I think you're really pretty
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singsweetmelodies · 5 months
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katie i just finished your 1D piarles au and oh my god it was everything i never knew i needed
i was a GIANT 1D fan when they were together and now i'm obsessed with piarles the way i used to be obsessed with the band so this fic was just... perfection, a masterpiece, worthy of a nobel prize. it made me feel so nostalgic that the last instagram live made me genuinely emotional 😭
sorry i'm rambling but i just wanted to tell you that i loved it (even when i wanted to hit pierre over the head) and thank you for writing it 💞💞
hello friend!! oh my gosh, thank you SO much for the lovely compliments 🥹❤️ i appreciate this message so so much! as a fellow giant 1D fan & piarles girlie, this fic holds a very special place in my heart, so whenever someone tells me they enjoyed it too and it meant something to them, it's just... it's so, SO wonderful to hear. i struggle to put it into words, but it's one of the best, most heartwarming feelings i know. it's just so special to be able to share something that means a lot to me with other people who get it and who feel the same way, so just - truly, thank you so much for this very kind ask!! i have been coming back to it in my inbox in tumblr for the past few days whenever i need a little pick-me-up, and just beaming and immediately feeling a little bit better about everything. so: thank YOU!! and i am truly so, so ecstatic that you enjoyed this fic too ❤️🎶❤️
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ihatebnha · 2 years
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I feel like Bakugo would death grip his chubby gf to his lap if she tried getting off of it after he pulled her down by her waist when they were out with his friends or something... It wasn't a planned meet but a bump in and they didn't know about Bakugo and y/n....
oh, he would LOOOL, and it's honestly making me laugh because I can really imagine it going so many ways.
is he pulling you onto his lap automatically and then realizing what he's done? Was the date interrupted and you had no where to sit once the squad wanted to join? Or is Bakugo just clingy and doesn't want you to leave once he realizes everyone has already seen him being all ooey gooey w/ u🥺
Dunno, but the thing about him is... whether or not you were prepared to announce your relationship at that exact moment, he had probably been thinking about it already AT LEAST... so while you're squirming around trying to make him let you go because you don't want him to be be upset... he's just sitting there refusing to let you go and glaring daggers at everyone in case they have shit to say.
They don't, of course, but are still somewhat surprised because big ol' bakugo being sweet with someone as cute as you... is a miracle LOL. everyone was rooting for him all along, so to find out it was actually true? Magic.
(tho I definitely think it's funny to think about the squad asking bakugo if he's dating you... and him saying no WHILE you're in his lap.
Kiri's like, "but... we just saw you guys kissing?"
and both you and bakugo are just looking at him, all... "no shit sherlock, take the hint" asdjkfjasdf)
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todayisafridaynight · 8 months
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i see you are a fear and hunger fan. Injecting my brainwaves onto you
ouuugghhh these branwaves make me want pretzel sticks.....
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hella1975 · 1 year
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why pay for a gym membership when you can go back to the countryside and move bags of concrete for FREE 😍
#my life at home is so glamorous btw#so the thing about my mum is that we have almost 2 acres of land and obviously the upkeep of that is INTENSE#but her attitude - justifiably - is 'if i can do it myself then why would i pay someone to do it?'#so me and my sister have gone our whole lives used to just helping with the chores#like that's not a big deal i really think it's a bit grim how a lot of teenagers just Dont Help with the chores#BUT my point is for me and my sister 'helping with chores' isnt just like. washing up and doing laundry lmao#like we have LAND and ANIMALS and there isn't exactly a man about the house that does all the heavy lifting#so it's my mum powered by sheer rage and stubborness telling me and my sister what to lift and where to put it#and that's just how it is like we move bricks and poles and fence panels etc etc the list goes on#literally a free work out and it's then so funny bc my friends know me to be quite lazy when it comes to activity#like i dont do any sports and i refuse to go gym with them and i like my little bed etc#BUT when put in a position where it's actually shown i will typically be stronger than my friends#including the ones paying extortionate amounts for gym memberships LMAO#like me and two of my mates did ninja warrior not long ago and one of them is a proper gym lad#and i left her in the DUST and she was acc a bit fuming about it? like it made her really insecure i was like how fucking offensive is that#like she was basically insecure bc 'how can i possibly be less fit than [my name] when she does fuck all' LMFAOOOO#i giggled#it's me and my sleeper countryside build against the corporations#BUT since coming uni it has slipped a bit bc ive gone from doing an hour of intense heavy lifting at least every? two days? ish?#to doing fuck all for weeks on end and then doing short bursts of it when i come home#so doing it today was a bit sad bc i cant lift nearly as much as i used to. like i can still lug 15kg dog food bags on my shoulder#like a little farmer boy but icl i was SWEATING today with that concrete when normally i'd do it pretty easy#so maybe i'll get more into my fitness again idk. like as lazy as i am working out does give you that little rush of endorphins#and the kind of workout i do as well gives me that very human satisfaction of simple manual labour#like truly satisfies ten generations of factory workers and farmers in my bloodline lmao they r smiling down on me#hella goes home
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latinokaeya-moving · 11 months
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treated myself to the very short beginning section of three houses just now but i had to stop n turn off my switch when the game asked me to pick a house bc i started agonising over whether to go w edelgard first or just jump straight into the claude route
#x#fe posting#everyone and their momma says to leave verdant wind for last bc it’s the most satisfying to tie up all loose ends route#and to do azure moon or crimson flower first. bc they work better as one of the first routes#and i TOLD myself ok ok sure i’ll do edelgard first then that’s fine. i like her and a lot of the black eagle characters im sure it’ll be#fun. but meeting claude in game and giggling n twirling my hair over everything he says is KILLING MEEEEEE i can’t abandon him i can’t IM#GONNA FEEL SOOOO BAD#he’s so charming crying real tears rn. i Know what i need to do but man…. pain n suffering …#i remember seeing a take somewhere once that said smth abt how claude gets so permanently shut out of the true potential of his goals on any#route that doesn’t pick him bc he doesn’t get the chance to really establish himself / figure out all the secrets of the game#and so he’s just narratively. barred/locked out from his dreams for good. and ever since i read that it makes me wanna crawl up n DIE when#i think abt it CLAUDE. CLAUDEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#also just in general he’s SOO funny and quirky i love him so much he only said like maybe ten lines total but he’s literally such a riot#playing the game while knowing what his entire deal is is HILARIOUS he’s so fucking funny. and painfully tragic even from the get go. AUGH#one of his first things being calling himself the embodiment of distrust is so. it’s just so!!!!! like he WANTS u to know it’s all an act#EVERYONE knows it he’s not being subtle at all BUT THATS THE POINT!!!!! bc if everyone knows it’s an act that he plays around w then they#wont go snooping around as much!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHH !!!! CLAUDE !!!!#im going crazy i shouldn’t have played this i need to finish my last assignment first. n then i can lose my mind over claude#OHHH also can i just say his + edelgards first interactions are SOOOOO funny they’re so much fun. i love their little banter n back n forth#literally iconic showstopping no one can top them EVER#anyways. it’s almost 3am i need to sleep n write my essay tmrw lol
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landofgay · 2 years
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*screaming at the top of my lungs in a chill sexy way*
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aphelea · 1 year
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if i don't post a fic in the next week, assume duolingo got me and i've been consumed by italian
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sammygender · 1 year
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i’m sorry i have psychological problems because thinking too hard about tris and four from hit shit YA trilogy divergent still makes me want to sob. even tho i haven’t thought about them in like five years
#suddenly want to cry not at them but at twelve year old me#God. jesus christ. jesus fucking christ#we change and we grow up. & stuff we held most dearly in our arms becomes a subject of mockery!#but we still have a little soft spot for it deep down because we remember who we were when we liked it#& i remember who i was when the biggest part of my identity was being a divergent fan. giggling whenever someone said the number four.#obsessed with dauntless because i wanted so badly to be brave and strong and able to protect myself. the way i still do now!#the way i always will#i was so little i had so much hope :( before anything shit had happened to me yet. or actually not really not at all. but before i’d#processed most of the shit that had already happened.#i can’t believe i was real back then. when i look at kids from that age now it’s scary they seem so little and so not real but i was so#real. i felt so much. i sorta wanted to kill myself aged 11 & i really almost did aged 13#but i was still always so full of hope. i thought i’d get older and get a romance like tris and fours. one that leaves you dead but still#ultimately loved. important. and i thought i’d be brave; excited; jumping from trains and off roofs. i always told myself i’d be the first#to jump.#i think i would; think i was right#the little version of me that had discovered for the first time that he was brave.#i’m the friend who makes the other friends do stupid shit. i like that about me. on buses i see tattoo parlours and jump and go WE SHOULD#ALL GO GET ANOTHER PIERCING! and then we do. a lot of my life is based on random moments of impulsivity. that’s really nice.#but i used to lose myself in other people’s writing; now it’s always my own. that feels so easy#just to consume. to give nothing back. feels so freeing#& i used to be free; no academic pressures or worries. the way i’d kill for that again.#oliver talks
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