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nocturnal-birb · 4 months

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"Set them on fire" wrong. BIRD ATTACK 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

#can't set the goat on fire but i am so rooting for the birbs #gävle goat #gävlebocken

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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 5 months

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I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

#gavle goat #gavlebocken #god please just burn it to the ground #to be loved is to be changed #and I love that goat for how it burns #I’m way too intense about it please just burn the goat please please

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hopsof · 21 days

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Lamb to the slaughter

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #mithrun #fanart #spoiler #my art #the canaries #digital illustration #procreate #digital art #fantasy #goat demon #symbolism #painting #allegory #the flower is a dried up white rose. it represents death but white roses also signify purity. it's pretty but #like young mithrun it's rotten #it is covering the demon's eye because the demon took mithruns eye specifically because it was his pride and joy #there's other symbols but i think theyre more obvious

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yourangle-yuordevil · 4 months

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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok???#Also Crowley didn't start from a horse to make a new unicorn #he looked at a horse and was like.... nah #then looked at a goat and was like YEAAAAH LET'S GOO LET'S MAKE YOU BIG AF AND YOU CAN ALSO SPIT FIRE WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!#While Aziraphale is fretting over the fact that he accidentally gave WINGS to a HORSE and every time that the angels asks about it he's lik #whaaat?? PegaSUS naaaah never heard about it. Must be a made up thing. humans...right?? silly little things ahahah *sweat nervously*#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #pegasus #unicorn #Do I wanna draw the precious good omens beans? yes.#is this an excuse to draw more horses? also yes.#medieval crowley #ancient greek aziraphale #CAVALLIIIIIII 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴#good omens comic #historical husbands

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evidently-endless · 5 days

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#[big sign that says this post is not exclusively about ts]#mountain goats fan take i know but #(quietly) the confessional style is almost losing impact because every goddamn thing has to be excavated from the depths of the soul now #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

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storybookprincess · 8 months

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as a certified mountain goats girlie i’m here to tell you that we’ve done enough circulating of “i hope you die / i hope we both die” from no children & now it’s time to circulate these lyrics from you were cool instead

#I’ll take mountain goats lyrics starting with the words i hope you for 300 alex!!!!!!#liv speaks

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happyheidi · 9 months

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𝗇𝗂𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖿 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗍 <3

~ 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝖡𝗂𝗀𝖶𝖱𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗁𝟣𝟤

#I am in love with this little guy !!#earth angel!!#cottagecore #nature #naturecore #flowers #flowercore #goats #photography #nigerian dwarf goat #animals #farmcore #cute

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wormonastringtheory · 4 months

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its less than a week til you've made it through this year if it kills you, so turn on the song and prepare to leave some snacks for the mountain goats on new years eve

#this year by the mountain goats #the mountain goats #tmg #this year tmg #tmg tumblr #the mountain goats tumblr #tmg posting #mountain goats #i am going to make it through this year if it kills me

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askshivanulegacy · 4 months

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#gävlebocken #gavle goat #Christmas goat #gavlebocken #gävle goat #polls #8)#GO BIRDS GO #the heroes we deserve #to think that a random encounter during my visit to the goat equipped me with this very specific bird knowledge #when I had otherwise dismissed the birds entirely #THE COMEBACK #THE BIRDS

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hollysoda · 11 months

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Enjoy this shitty meme I put together in like two minutes because I hadn’t seen anyone else do it

#when ganondorf mentioned rauru I was expecting the old guy #not a hot dragon goat furry!!!!!!#thanks Nintendo #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #totk #ocarina of time #legend of zelda ocarina of time #totk rauru #king rauru #rauru

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 4 months

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me: oughghgh okay you gotta go OUT today and run errands like an adult, pick up prints, buy floss for the beans cross stitches you sell, maybe some groceries....

also me: oh 3pm's not that late! plenty of time to spend on a cross stitch project!

several hours later, it is already dark out:

me:..... shit.

(ty to @presidentdragon for a sentence that goes extremely hard)

also idk what the cheapest way to get this pattern out to yall would be is there like, a public drive folder somewhere where you can upload free pattern pdfs?

#cross stitch #gavle goat #like i can put this up on etsy but I'd need to charge enough to cover fees

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canisalbus · 10 months

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