#I gotta say. Don't eat twelve oreos on an empty stomach

[dumbasswhatever]

Best friends Ema and Kay pretending to be engaged just to go around to various bakeries and get free samples of wedding cake and halfway through Kay realizes that whoops she has a crush on Ema and they're holding hands right now oh no

#ace attorney #kay faraday #ema skye #Faraskye #Kay: oh boy I have an idea #Ema: are we gonna get in trouble? #Kay: probably but also we'll get free cake #Ema: I'm in #Anyways how's everyone doing #Past two days were. A lot #Slept from noon until midnight #There were twenty four hours where all I ate was a can of soup and twelve oreos #I gotta say. Don't eat twelve oreos on an empty stomach #Anyways I'm gonna try to fix my sleep schedule a bit I prommy #Please try to also take care of yourself #Anyways later guys #Sorry I start like every other tag with anyways #But that is simply bc during the time it takes me to type each tag #My brain goes soaring off on adventures and then I forget what the hell I was talking about #And gotta tag on a little restart #Also this post is not dumbass do not be fooled by my name #This is galaxy brain just imagine it #They do it on their day off bc Kay noticed that Ema seemed particularly stressed and so she thought up an excuse for them to hang out #And do something dumb #Now imagine them running into a friend at one of the bakeries #Klaviers like wow I didn't know you two were dating #(He's known about Ema's crush on Kay forever) #And they're like Ha Ha we're engaged didn't you know??? #And by now he's figured out what they're up to #Gotta stop typing here reached tag limit goddamn