#I had to get pulled out 😭

[secondchoice-ragdoll]

#cant stop thinking abt each other #*compliment* “dont talk abt urself that way” “i thought of u” #K talking in that voice and saying that she had missed T... #(like the silly voice will distract us from her words? sure jan!) #((like they never see each other. do they know they can just hang out for no reason?)) #little miss tell me u miss me and ill show u my underwear #(who could blame her) #K LOOKING AT HER WHILE SHE IS PULLING DOWN HER JEANS #AAAAAAAAAAÆ #seems like T went to the person K recommended to her to help her get better health vise! a win is a win! #i could scream. the fact that their brothers “know” each other. like cmooon😭 #i though the guest might be Tracy? or Eden? they both seemed pretty comfy around them and then K mentioned spanish? #(i thought it might be Plane for a sec. but i take it back fkxwjdoekx) #so cute when K asks T to do a voice😭 #trixie & katya #tbatb #katya zamo #trixie mattel #trixya #the brians

[mintygreencake]

When you at an instigating contest but Derek's ass is already there

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice memes #yuurivoice derek #I HATE HIM LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE MAKES ME- GET OUTTTTT #nah but let's talk about the way that man was so calm when Sugarboo pulled out the strap wtf- 💀 #He was chilling like a fiend bro #you look up slime ball in the dictionary his ass shows up #but nah he did gag me tho #had me a little conflicted ong 😭 #HE IS WRITTEN SO WELL LIKE BRO 😫 #The team ate i fear

[piningprecussionist]

Template by @juni38

Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

#sp comic #meme #kim pine #id tag more people but i Do Not Have The Strength.... #also i like Living and I think the idea of more people seeing the suggestively taken one makes me want to Die a little #(not to say you cant reblog this or whatever im just being dramatic shdjejsdhdhgdd I am generally a fairly Reserved person) #for the kim chart- i based my other scott placement on the interaction theyve had here! i think if they interacted for real or more often + #+ he'd end up definitively in the Pull Roughly suggestion with most people #ooc #he maybe if i finish edits for everyone i could try this w the au stuff. kit's thoughts might be different here... #hey* #also let me know if i forgot anyone??? i thought abt including the robots but. no hair. and gideon the cat has Fur so. on technicality- #but like barring parents and peter i think i got most people #i guess if lainey was here she'd go somewhere in the middle or right? w/out knowing what she'd be like #FUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THIS. I MEAN IT'S HERE NOW SO IM NOT REMOVING IT BUT I AM S C R E A M I N G I WASNT READY #ah i forgot crash and the boys actually. thats why i wasnt supposed to post this yet #uhhhh Pull Roughly for like all of them. except trasha. trasha gets head pats and a juice box #except for on Kim's chart. on Kim's chart she's in the pull roughly section I can't lie to myself. she hates that kid 😭 also on that note + #+ knives should probably be in the middle section. like she wants to pull it for her having copped her style and being stupid abt scott. #but I didn't put her there bc I feel like even if she wants to she wouldn't ya know? knives is a Precious Angel after all

[aquanutart]

After saving the land before them Zelda and link were tied and they need to sleep. So they went on there Horse to the Village to Link’s house. As Zelda was so happy she was also glad to know that all that had happened was all in the past.

Zelda was so happy to not be in the Castle trying to stay awake. Everything was fine now she was with Link. When they got about 4 hours away Zelda saw that there were some people out in the distance. She had not seen people in forever she said to link to set up camp for the night and she would go talk to the people and she would come back with some food so they could cook.

Link looked at the people in concern I will be fine just go set up camp he nodded his head. Zelda loved to see the blue sky and the birds and the sway of the grass she never wanted to it to end. When she started talking to the people they were a little of but she just thought that they were excited to see her they just offered bananas to her. All at once she remembered that Link told her about a Yiga clans they would look like a normal person but they were not.

she screamed “Link” he came running at full speed and right on time the Yiga clan members were not the week kind but the much harder to kill ones. One did have a bow though Link killed the one with a sword first but the one with a bow was so fast Link told Zelda to run back to camp she didn’t want to leave him alone but she went behind a big rocks and hid.

Zelda Hurd nothing but a sweet sound of a little bird chirping in the distance. Then she heard a scream it sounded like a link she ran all the way to him the Yiga was not dead but it retreated because it has fulfill its duties. It had shot Link right in the chest with his bow 4 times he was wheezing and gasping for air. Link grabbed two of the arrows and pulled them out. Zelda squinted with fear she knew that it needed to be tended to right away. But all she had was bananas and a small cloth she was watching him grab the other two arrows and he was pulling them out. He Was in a great amount of pain. She tried to talk to him for the very first time she said “ we need to get you to a stable first but we then will rush to Hatnao village”. Link tried to speak but the pain took over.

“shh you need to save your strength right now” Zelda said. She could tell that he Was in A lot of pain. Blood started to turn his clothes red and Zelda new that she will need to hurry or he wouldn’t make it! she said to him can you get on the horse he said. I-can try-to get on…. She was getting so worried that he wouldn’t be able to make it. She helped him get on the horse and they started to ride.

after about an hour or so it started to get worse they were about 20 minutes away from the staple. And he fell off his horse Zelda jumped off and rushed to the side. He was Groaning with pain as much more blood came out. At this time he was as white as the cloud He was barely breathing and struggling when he was. They finally got to a stable she found some cloth and wiped off the wound with some water. He was wincing with pain she didn’t want it to be painful but she wanted to be clean.

she turned one of the horses in so they could ride together in and he can rest. Zelda did not notice how much blood he had Lost buddy was struggling because of the blood loss they were almost to the village about only 30 minutes away when it started to get worse blood was rushing out now and Zelda was worried. The time before his eyes were open but his eyes started the clothes slowly.

Zelda knew it had to be because of blood loss or was that the reason she turned around and stop the horse she put her hand to Link’s for head he had a very high fever. She knew that the fever was going to cause some pain and some discomfort but she knew she had to get to the village that was all of her concern. when she made it to the village people came running out of their houses link was not awake anymore so They took him to his house and laid him down on the bed. Zelda fell asleep on the bedside Well they tend to his wounds.

She was still very worried for him but than her friend pura came in she said check it her normal thing she looked at link and said what happened Zelda explain to the story as pura made some food on the stove for when he woke up and fore them of course. They talked for hours then Link woke up wai-r am I… don’t worry you’re in your house he fell back asleep after about 20 minutes he was obviously exhausted from blood loss and a fever. After he was all better and able to walk again I Zelda and him continue their adventures as one! The end. Thank you so much for your kindness and your help for your love and kindness always gives me energy.❤️❤️❤️ I just want to ask if you can draw like a little seen out of this you are such an inspiration to me 😊

Hello! Thank you for all your kind words!! I'm really happy if I can give you energy; thank you for all your kindness and positivity as well! I always see you tagging people just to say nice things to them; it's really sweet and always makes me smile! 😊😊💖

Thank you so much for sharing your story! I really enjoyed reading it!! I don't take requests, but I did imagine this based on your story! (I'm sorry if it's not exactly what you had in mind!)

#legend of zelda #botw #zelink #zelda #link #aquanutart #replies #long post #blood #I hope there's always someone looking after you as well as zelda is taking care of link! 💖 #I read your recent post and I'm so sorry to hear what you're going through 😭 #I'm wishing for you to be well and that you keep doing everything you love! you deserve to always have people who care by your side! #I feel so glad that Zelda doesn't have to worry now that she's with Link and they can share the house in Hateno Village! #At least it seemed so peaceful but then--?!! It's sweet that Link tells her to get to safety while he rushes to protect them both! 😭 #I was really worried about Link when the Yiga shot him so many times!!! #and Zelda only had bananas and a small cloth! That's not enough to treat such severe wounds oh no!!! #he pulled all those arrows out himself?!!! no wonder he was in such a great amount of pain! OUCH that sounds horrible!!! 😭😭😭 #treating a wound hurts but Zelda's right it's more important for it to be clean! #the wound sounds so painful I'm so worried about him.. poor zelda wondering if he's going to make it! 😭 #and now he has a fever too oh no?!! I can feel what a rush theyre in when they arrive at the village; Zelda thinking only of getting there! #HE'S OKAY!!! I'm so relieved he was able to recover from that incredible amount of blood loss!! 😭😭😭 #I hope Zelda will stay by his side and hold his hand while he recovers! I love that they continue their adventures together!! #I'm so glad there was a happy ending! Thank you for sharing your story! I've never gotten an ask like this before!

[sunkissedlouis]

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#just had 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out in one session 🎉 #just went in no thoughts head empty with the goal to get it over with bc i don’t #want to go back after 2 weeks and do it all over again #blood tw #why are dental clinics so weird and horrifying like #like i came out of my session looking at my surgeon with blood splatter on his face shield 😭 and a bit more all over #getting your tooth extracted is such a weird experience istg #just full of pressure and a bit of loud slicing haha #and a bit of loud cracking noises #also my surgeon made me go ??? and laugh a bit because before we started he said #‘i wish my other patients opened their mouth as much you did’ #like ?????? LMAO WHAT #opened their mouth wide* #mind you we haven’t spoken a word since i arrived and sat down on the chair #and them proceeded to gossip to his assistant #like how he had difficulty locating something in his other patients’ gums bc they can’t open their mouths that wide djdjjd #anyway im lowkey dreading the healing process #bc i can’t eat hot food :/ just room temp+cold food #treating myself to ice cream 😌 #*ri

[saetoru]

fr my bf is the dumbest guy to exist like i just look at him and wonder what is happening up there sometimes

#he’s baking pre packaged cookie dough #which #already i am inclined to judge #sorry it’s the baker in me #he has the INGREDIENTS #make it from scratch 😒 #and before anyone gets mad at me like ‘imagine judging ppl for …..’ #it’s rly not that serious stfu #anyway so he’s like ‘i had to grease the pan’ #and i’m like yeah #and he pulls out olive oil and pours olive oil on the pan #and is like brushing it on #and i just sat there like🧍🏽‍♀️ #OLIVE OIL ??? 😭 #on chocolate chip cookies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #he’s so dumb i’m sorry #i love him to pieces #but fr he got some screws loose #and before anyone’s like omg does ur bf know ur a bitch and call him stupid online #yea he does #i’m reading him this post as i type it #it’s not that serious 😍 #i have to preface shit for everything i say on here bc ppl get mad at me for the dumbest shit

[dandyshucks]

everyone pray for me that i did not just give myself food poisoning (;･∀･)

#i may have made a bad decision with the meat i cooked shdjdkl BUT I THINK IT'LL BE FINE #it was past the date on the packaging but it didnt smell or look or feel off at all so . i decided to risk it #and now im panicking bc i think perhaps that was actually rly stupid fhdkdl #but it was. so much money. i had no idea the date was so soon on the package when i got it from mum #I would've frozen it if I'd known dhdksl i should've looked #alas !!! i think it'll be fine tbh bc it genuinely did not seem spoiled at all so ... now we just pray #i had a fairly small serving of it and I'll see how i feel to figure out if the rest of it is safe to eat or not #im just fhdjdkl crying a little rn bc the past two days have been so awful and im so tired #i rly dont want to get sick on top of everything else going on #i would like one thing to go well fjdkdl just like. one thing. this feels like divine punishment for having the old lady group go so well #im just kind of losing my mind rn i think actually fhfkdl i have a therapy/counseling appt on monday though so we'll see if that helps #i do not have high hopes fjfkdl #MANNNN. can the universe give me a break PLEASE. I've been trying so hard the past three weeks to do well 😭😭 #im putting in so much work and effort fhdksl can i PLEASE have this one thing go okay djdksl i do not want to get sick !!! #if i do get sick then im just. hhhhh. idk djdkdl it's just one more thing to add to my pile of Bad ig djdkdl what can ya do djdkdl #i am going to pull myself together and stop crying and go play stardew maybe idk fjdkdl i feel like im starting to crack a little bit #augh. augh. i would love to catch a break djdkdl #dandy.cmd #vent //

[boyfhee]

HELLO IM DROPPING BY TO SAY THAT I FOUND KITTENS IN OUR STORAGE

#THE PICS R SO BAD I HAD TO ZOOM BC I DIDN'T WANT TO GET CLOSE AND SCARE TH #THEM*** #THERE R 4 OF THEM 😭💗😭💗😭 #AND THEY'RE SO YOUNG . LOOK AT THOSE EARS 😭😭😭 #but their mom is so fucking scary like the way she stares u #it's like she's abt to pull out a freudian analysis of ur criminal soul #BUT THE KITTIES 😭😭😭😭

[fromtheseventhhell]

since you finished asos, did you noticed a difference on Arya’s character? as in how george wrote her in this book. I feel like after rereading these books i noticed more and more and to me arya just was such a cliche-tomboy girl in this one,you know that type that antis love to say about arya? I felt that in this book which I didn’t in the previous ones. I don’t know but especially in the second book arya was so much more complex and deep and went through so much, and in asos for me it seemed like that went out of the window in a way, and just was portrayed in such a cliche way, without that emotional side and maturity that she achieved in acok. she is so young obviously but the internal thoughts and how she carried herself was a little more complex then in asos. don’t know if it makes sense.

So, I have to say I really disagree with this. Arya has never been written as a stereotypical tomboy and I think it really simplifies/reduces her character to say that she is. She certainly hasn't ever been written in the way antis, or the majority of fandom, claim she has. I'm not sure what measure you're using to judge but let's assume that it's the opposite of her being traditionally feminine. The real question is, where exactly does Arya have room to be more feminine? Her story in ASOS starts with her on the run and escaping Harrenhal, she subsequently gets captured by the BWB, and then by Sandor. The entire time she is traveling through war-torn land and in constant danger. Her behavior isn't her consciously deciding not to be "feminine" it's her adapting to her surroundings. TBH she has a lot more "feminine" moments than seems logical considering. She wears multiple dresses, bonds with Lady Smallwood and thinks about her throughout the book, she has romantic coded moments with Gendry, there's a romance song specifically related to her, and she even thinks of running away with Gendry like in the songs. This isn't specifically towards you but I would love it if people would stop labeling this little 9-11-year-old girl masculine. It's weird to try and judge her by such restrictive measures.

I also don't think she's any less complex, it's actually the opposite. I think this book does a lot more to show her state of mind and how things are affecting her. Arya is a character that George has always written beyond her years so I can see why some of her thoughts could be viewed as "childish" in comparison. Like you said though, she is very young. We really feel the weight of what she's been through and her desperation to simply make it back to her family. She is a very traumatized young girl and she's written as such. We still get to see her intelligence, her maturity, AND her emotional side. All of these things exist as part of her character but it doesn't make her any less complex. And how exactly does she go through less in ASOS? Was running for her life, being kidnapped, and witnessing the red wedding not enough trauma for her?

Hoping none of this came off as rude but because you didn't supply anything specific as to why you felt that way, I had to answer kind've generically. It just feels like Arya is held to a higher standard than other characters and criticized more harshly. Aside from Dany, I really never see characters being reduced and fit into restrictive boxes like she is. It's like people judge her based only on specific moments and don't look at the entirety of her character and development.

#ask #anon #arya stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a storm of swords #asos #I have a feeling this wasn't the answer you wanted uh sorry #feel free to send another ask if you have any more specifics though if this hasn't annoyed you off #I just uhhh...why can't Arya just be a traumatized little girl sometimes without it making her less mature or complex? 😭 #her entire arc in this book culminates in her deciding to go to Braavos because so many of her family is dead and she has no way #to reach those who she thinks are the only ones who remain #she tried so hard to make it back to her mother and brother and because she was delayed by others she only manages #to arrive at the moment of their deaths...and then witnesses her mother's dead body being pulled out of the river... #she doesn't feel like she has a place with anybody else and feels abandoned by the pack she had in Gendry and Hot Pie #god she just goes through so much can she please get some rest or security in TWOW? probably not 😑

[bunnyb34r]

I need life to slow the fuck down bc my skin is starting to hurt real bad from all this picking :/

#marquilla #i need a healthy coping mechanism but nothing hits like self destruction dgdgdghddg #my brain is hard wired from genetics to pick at my skin and hair on both sides 😭 i was doomed from the start #i do try to not do it btw im not like oh well guess theres no options! like no i know but i need a foolproof one #or for life to fucking chill #every four years i become an over plucked chicken for 10 months and think ab pulling my head hair out bc yall are driving me up the wall #i got into a fight in 2016 ab the election and i nearly started punching... like i had to hit the bed instead bc im like god i cant hurt #them but GOD DO I FEEL THE NEED TO TO GET YOU TO GET IT #i think i like plucked DEEP that day just taking my anger and frustration out bc good lord #like how can you be like hmm well im gonna vote for this guy bc fuck poor people. i work retail and so i see people abusing ebt a lot #therefore it makes me mad and i wanna stop it. #like you only notice the 'fraud' and misuse/bad choices people make bc thats negative in your mind so #your brain holds onto it. youre not noticing the poor people who are just minding their business using ebt and feeding their family #ive gotten through to them at least a little ab how fraud is less than 1% and that the fraud is usually selling stamps for cash for diapers #and shit and that it's people sharing cards bc they need to pool their funds to feed their families #that the people you see stealing or buying expensive ass meats on ebt are not the majority and if they wanna waste their limited funds each #month like that then thats a them problem. mind your business. #anyway im fucking like deteriorating sggdgdggd

[hauntedtotem]

one of my favorite childhood games got a ""remaster"" for the switch but they replaced the music (arguably best part) and it looks so. So much worse than the original, and they want 30 dollars :/

Unrelated, now accepting eShop gift cards 🤲

#/Jk.....unless? 👀 #No but it's worth maybe half that because they butchered it so bad. I'd pay the 30 if they kept the original music tbh bc idc about graphic #But I'm salty removed literally one of my favorite most nostalgic OSTs..... I cannot bring myself to pay for that lmao #I'd still genuinely enjoy the gameplay no matter how shitty because I miss the original so so so #so much and modern computers can't install it anymore for whatever reason. I keep getting errors when trying to reinstall #Very sad #Switch moots if you see me playing a shitty horse game eventually no u didn't #Also I promise the original 2008 pc game was amazing pls do not judge it on the shitty switch remake #RIP The music....... 🥺🥺 Genuinely devastated #I could still pull up the original soundtrack on YouTube and play with that on I guess #I'm just mad bc they knew the OG was a bop- they used it in the eShop trailer. They. used the original music in the remake trailer 😭😭 #But cut it out of the game itself?? (Looked up gameplay to confirm) Wth #The only reason I found out they remade the game was bc I was looking for the music on YouTube and found a review calling it #''The worst game available on the switch'' #Anyways. I'm too angry about the injustice done to my silly little horse game I spent hundreds of hours on as a kid #I do like the new outfits and coat patterns available tho bc the original had a total of 4 options lmao #man. I miss this game so much

[kandibatz]

had a dream where for some reason bob was moth themed instead of devil themed and somehow it was so so much more terrifying esp in the context of the dream

#LIKE THE LOGIC OF THE DREAM WAS CUZ HE WAS MOTH THEMED HE WOULD BE LIKE. ATTRACTED TO LIGHTS SO WHEN WE WERE RUNNING AND HIDING WE HAD TO #WE HAD TO DO THAT IN PITCH BLACK SO WE COULD HEAR HIM COMING BUT WE COULDNT SEE HIM AND WE HAD TO BE SOSO FUCKING QUIET #other random details of the dream i remember was i was with a group of people and we were trying to gather evidence to get bob arrested #cuz i guess he hadnt gotten caught before yet? #i dont know why cuz we were just a bunch of random ppl that jobs for the 2 goddamn cops in the entire town we didnt have to risk shit #but we did anyways i remember near the end of the dream we did find some hard evidence so its just some losers like OHHHH SHIT!!!!! #but then we heard bob coming and we were in a place with ZERO hiding spots but we had to try hiding anyways #and my best attempt was just pulling some random fcking blanket over me like u do when ur a lil baby as if that gonna stop The Killer 😭 #it stressed dream me out so bad that i just woke up n i was liek ouGh

[prince-aemond-targaryen]

Vent post

Repeatedly stating how broke I am outloud this week -in the vain hope that my little brother and his girlfriend helps pay bills for once this month

#vent post #I’m only getting 500 in my next paycheck due to spring break and 250 of that is being pulled because of taxes and the rest is going to #wifi and subscriptions 😭 #my older brother is being burdened with the rest of the bills #usually I can help him out but not this month #where our youngest sibling never ever helps #I love him and I know he is going through a lot - but I am literally starving #teachers at work had been leaving me oranges and brownies to eat lmaoo

[wasteland-lover]

been having dreams of a certain yt boy as of late

#not the same boy as last like this a different one #this one’s real #and the dream played out like a cute little wattpad story too😭 #so basically the scenario was that we were next door neighbors #kind of like a boy next door/ childhood best friends trope yk? #anyways he had called me and we were just chatting it up on the phone #and he was sounding all happy and excited about whatever tf he was talking about which was cute asfff😭 #so as we’re talking on the phone im like ‘ykw lemme pull up to his place bcs i miss my man’ #but as im packing my bag about to head out the door #his mood does a complete 180 #like he just starts sounding all depressed and shit #then ofc i start pressing him like ‘yo what happened r you okay??’ #and he’s like ‘yeah😢 don’t come over anymore😞😞 i gotta go😕’ and hangs up on me #and im standing there like ‘oh no😱 my bestie/lifetime crush is upset😨 i gotta get to the bottom of this🧐’ #so obviously i got over to his house anyway #and bitch💀 #when i open the door to his room #tell me why i find this man crying over some damn JJK LEAKS😭😭 #bro was sitting at the edge of his bed tearing up at a manga panel of GOJO #anyway i felt like there was something deeper that was making him upset but then i woke up so who knows #and yeah that was my dream last night #maybe it’s all a sign… #[wp] #wasteland faves👩🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿