#I hate Christmas

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Hot take, I despise Christmas Carolers. Unironically. They go door to door and show up unannounced at YOUR HOUSE and start singing, and then if you want them to leave, you have to interrupt their song, and suddenly YOU’RE the asshole for ruining their Christmas spirit when you didn’t ask to be apart of this in the first place. And if you want to avoid them you have to just not answer the door at all on Christmas Eve. Which is fucking annoying because like, Christmas Eve is just a regular ass night for a lot of people. Or even if you do something for Christmas, you might be expecting someone to come over or something, but any time you answer the door you risk a Random Christ Encounter, and then you have to either stand there smiling and nodding until they’re done, or interrupt them to politely ask them to leave, and then suddenly you’re the bad guy. It’s literally just “I’m gonna show up at your house and start celebrating my holiday, and if you don’t join in you’re being mean to me”

#anyway #i hate Christmas #getting ahead of the curve on my Christmas slander #Christmas

[gatorasmus]

Merry whatever

#oatchi #moss #pikmin #things i draw #i hate christmas #with all my heart #but i love this little space doggos #pikmin 4 #artists on tumblr #pikmin moss #pikmin oatchi #space dog #christmas

[taintedandviolent]

{bad quality gif draft from the 24th - I still hate christmas}

#tumblr 2014 #im getting in my harry potter era again #grunge #ahs #american horror story #ahs murder house #violet harmon #violet harmon aesthetic #violet harmon exacts #tate and violet #dark romance #winter #i hate christmas

[riotclitshave]

#I hate Christmas #meme #memes #funny memes #funny meme #funny

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

#tv shows #tv series #polls #i hate christmas #pilar fogliati #giulia gonella #beatrice arnera #2020s series #italian series #have you seen this series poll

[existennialmemes]

Marching Orders for the

War on Christmas:

Release the Krampus

Replace all Christmas ornaments with very sleepy hedgehogs

Hide jack-in-the-box springs in every spiral ham

Refer to all Christmas Trees as Holiday Trees

Unionize the Reindeer & Christmas Elves

Tell Jesus what conservative christians said about the poor

Convince Santa to convert back to paganism

Replace the red stripes in candy canes with fire ants

Pay sky-writers to write "Happy Holidays" in the air on Dec 25th

#shitpost #shitposting #war on christmas #christmas #christmas memes #i hate christmas

[adharastarlight]

Reg: its getting to the christmas songs being played in public time of year. I shall no longer be going outside.

James: sleigh bells ringing, just hear those sleigh bells ringing and jing ting tingaling too. Come on its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with-

Reg: *pushes him out of the room*

#reg just doesnt like christmas #and james is a christmas fanatic #he adores christmas #and reg is here hating every damn moment of the season #(except the cuddles by wood fires with james) #(and how happy james is) #(and secretly he loves james' stupid christmas jumpers #also this is based on a convo with my best friend #and yeah #i hate christmas #im sorry but i just do #anywaysss #the regulus kinnie vibes are impeccable #regulus kinnie #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders christmas #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #regulus x james #james sunshine potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar

[pessimistic-gh0st]

I hate how we are just 3 days into December and yet everywhere is just going on about Christmas.

#make it stop #i hate christmas

[baandsk]

I Hate Christmas (Odio il Natale) season 2

#Odio il Natale #I Hate Christmas #netflix #season 2 #Pierpaolo Spollon #Pilar Fogliati #Gianna x Filippo

[socks-wizard-money-gang]

She's defrosting OH NO-

#random #rambling #I HATE CHRISTMAS

[radicalreliablerandomness]

Beating christmas into the ground with a metal baseball bat

#Lol #I hate christmas #jumblr

[toruandmidori]

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#christmas #i hate christmas #bah humbug #grumpy #funny #christmas memes #christmas stickers #christmas gift ideas #funny christmas #vintage christmas #retro christmas #memes #lol #funny shit #funny pics #funny memes #christmas inspo #christmas countdown #christmas hype

[taintedandviolent]

I’ve ceased to exist on the christmas list

{wearing my “Fit & Flare Lace Dress” in my favorite color 🩶

+ my grandma’s pendant necklace with V & T inside🥀}

#i hate christmas #grunge #tumblr 2014 #ahs #american horror story #violet harmon #violet harmon aesthetic #violet harmon exacts #tate and violet #dark romance #ahs murder house #christmas #radiohead #free people #fit & flare lace dress #im getting in my Harry Potter era again

[mygenderissteveharrington]

Cried so hard I dislocated a rib must be Christmas

#i hate christmas #disability #heds #ehlers danlos syndrome #actually bpd #actually autistic

[sp00kysk3lly]

“I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. And I was really with him right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzzkill that was.”

#the grinch #i hate christmas #I am the grinch #Christmas sucks #Christmas shouldn’t exist #I am the grinch every year #all alone #blog #youre a mean one mr grinch #mr grinch #green is my favorite color #grinchmas #is this jolly enough? #2023 #we can have Halloween on Christmas #sheldon cooper #big bang theory quote #big bang theory

[merofthefae]

The ONLY thing I like about Christmas is

the slutty Christmas outfits.

#thats all #i hate christmas #ba humbug