i was not made for the modern world i was made to die of consumption at the age of 17 a few hundred years back
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i hate league bureaucracy, but every time i play derby again & get the adrenaline & endorphins of playing a contact sport, i forget - until i get another passive aggressive email
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The thing about Percabeth is, they are not enemies to lovers.
They are two twelve year olds who are annoyed by each other, to trusted allies, to friends who argue, to best friends, to oblivious pining idiots, to lovers.
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fun fact even if you're self employed and on your own schedule you can still appreciate the weekends because there's no fucking emails coming in
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How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers
Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms
Killer: Thank you, Name.
I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending.
Cheers, Nightmare
Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect
Ink: you spelled captcha wrong
Ink: and how
Ink: and frustrating
Ink: adjectives go before the noun
Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job
Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine
Ink: <- being annoying on purpose
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Two words
FREE PALESTINE
To all my American followers, please please contact your representatives. Use this link to help you find contact info and scripts and email options for your representatives. They need to know we do NOT support the occupation of Palestine nor the inhumane acts of the Israeli government in the Gaza strip. We need to do as much as we can to help.
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When elected God Emperor of Everything my first act will be to outlaw overly proper email speak. Under my rule emails will be as casual as text messages
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