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cwritesfiction · 4 months
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Okay. Re: the dating show ask game. I am sure (hoping) you get the opportunity to do some OC shipping stuff later, but I am here for the first 5 questions of an OC of your choice. Basically, I wanna know who this is about, how we got here in the first place, and what is going on. Show me the prime time promo trailer for this thing that comes on in the middle of the news to convince me not to change the channel when it's over.
Also, do you realize what a horrible level of AU spark this is? Because I am going to be thinking about this whole list as a storyline now...Also if Forum RPs were still more of a thing, there would have to be a board for this.
If I have to suffer, you do too
🎥 What's the title of your OC's dating show?
💕 Would your OC's dating show have a specific premise?
It's Elliott's dating show, and the title is (still) IT'S IN THE CARDS.
PROMO TRAILER VOICEOVER: This lonely psychic can see glimpses of the future through their Tarot cards, and visions show they're going to fall in love...with another psychic. Ten sexy singles, each with their own alleged psychic ability, will compete to see if love...is in the cards.
📺 What kind of person do producers expect to watch this dating show? Who's actually watching?
Producers are gunning for current reality TV fans, mostly women aged 18-34, who've become bored with current reality offerings. There are plenty of romantic shows and horny shows, so it's time for a UNIQUE show!
Who's actually watching? Bisexuals.
💘 What does your OC say when asked why they chose to do the show? Is this the real answer?
We zoom in on Elliott in front of a crystal ball, despite the fact that no one actually uses crystal balls as psychic props in the show. They speak into the camera - they're looking for love and the cards have shown them there's a sexy psychic in their future. Now it's time to figure out who that is! Finger guns! Shit they need money
🏰 Where is the primary filming location for the show? EX: A swanky mansion, a penthouse, a castle, etc.
IT'S IN THE CARDS films in a luxury mountain cabin. The location was chosen so they can film occult-looking scenes in the woods...psychics hang out in the woods, right? Or shit, is that witches? The producers are having trouble staying on theme
OC DATING SHOW ASK GAME
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tulkuns · 1 year
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✏️ for kiri or jake? this should be fun 😂
Kiri: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Ao’nung: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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azrielshadowssing · 2 years
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I just switched my font to comic sans and that’s how you know writing hasn’t been going well
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hi guys. just trust me on this one.
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artgletic · 6 months
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case study of the self-identified god
#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival#yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves#every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing#(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment)#it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from#5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he#would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time#this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking).#if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature#he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did#but he never will.#getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely#would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood#and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL#a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve#a cope being faced with what he did to moon#a cope being faced with the rot inside him#oh well.#anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy#rain world#rain world fanart#rw five pebbles#rain world five pebbles#rw gourmand#rain world gourmand#five pebbles#rain world void worm#rain world ancients#also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u
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hajihiko · 4 months
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pretty sunrise or sth
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ryllen · 18 days
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soriastrider · 2 months
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this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway
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fumifooms · 3 months
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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.
His grey hairs are so earned
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#Chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi#analysis#HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY#You know what yeah understandable have a good day#Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm#Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s#How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺#I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many#Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol#He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!!#I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers#He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help#Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’#Is nice in his opinion#This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost…#OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level.#‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc#Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡
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bambiraptorx · 7 months
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uncanny-tranny · 3 months
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Okay, are belly button piercings "trashy," or do you just associate them with femininity, or women, or sex work and strike it down as inherently less worthy? Are 'tramp stamps' "trashy", or do you just associate them with femininity, or women, or sex work and strike it down as inherently less worthy? Is pole dance "trashy", or do you associate it with women, or sex work and strike it down as inherently less worthy?
These are examples, but I find it interesting when people link things with womanhood or femininity or - gasp! - sex work and then immediately condemn, scrutinize, and dehumanize those who even dapple a little in these things, even if it isn't for sex work or to "look trashy." It's funny how the feminine or woman is seen as trashy until proven otherwise, and it's shameful that people still hold the bias that women must prove their humanity by not "being trashy" or "acting like a hooker."
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72ww · 9 months
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Sasha Nein is inside of your webpage
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itspileofgoodthings · 10 months
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one of my favorite things about pride and prejudice is that in the last third of the book Elizabeth’s internal monologue about Darcy is her admitting that she’s in love with him but also putting all sorts of qualifications around that statement that kind of ...tamp down the level of emotion (the “feelings, if not as tender as Jane’s for Bingley, at least as just” line, even the whole thing about her and Darcy being well-matched objectively speaking) and as soon as she’s engaged you get the unbridled joy in the narrative about her own joy, cc: “I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.” 
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wr1ghtw0rth · 3 months
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I have no excuse for this. I needed to get it out of my brain. So I'll just leave it here and move on.
Bonus sketch under the cut
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rebisrot · 4 months
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avockado · 5 months
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