#I have had sleep for dinner

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[dorimei]

Batman and Barry are having a calm–if not even a nice conversation when it happens. They’re walking around the Watchtower, talking about the League’s next mission, and that’s when Barry’s face drops, and points to something ahead of them. 

It’s Wally. On one knee. With a small black box in his hand. Dick is in front of him.

They both stop and stare. 

Wally is speaking.

“Richard ‘Dick’,” Wally wiggles his eyebrows suggestively, and Barry wants to die, “Grayson-Wayne, will you do me the honors of being my favorite baby-girl for the rest of my life, and marry the Wall-man?” 

Barry wants to die. He wants to be dead. He wants to dig a 10-foot hole, and cover himself in the dirt, and stay there forever. He can’t even gauge how his face looks right now, and he does not want to look at Batman. The Bat. The guy who decided to dress up as a Man-Bat, go out, and terrorize the criminals of Gotham as a hobby. And his nephew, his loving, funny, fucking stupid, nephew, Wally, just proposed to Batman’s kid. And called himself the “Wall-man” and called the Batkid his “favorite baby girl.”

Dick just said yes.

Barry was not ready to be related to Batman.

#my magnum opus.... i've had no sleep #terrible proposals #not seen: barry going up to wally after and saying "hey my sweet darling nephew you are so awesome sometimes but what the fuck was that? #“you could've proposed any other way. do you know how terrifying it is to have dinner with the bat? i know you love him so much but. cmon” #also not seen: bruce hysterically laughing with dick #goodnight #dick grayson #nightwing #kid flash #wally west #birdflash #batman #bruce wayne #barry allen #the flash #DC #young justice #justice league #writing #young justice league #wally west x dick grayson #dick grayson x wally west #nightwing x kid flash #kid flash x nightwing #proposals #birdflash proposal #birdflash marriage

[hamartia-grander]

Starting to slowly realise I'm really not doing well mentally and it's. concerning. I feel like I should take a break from tumblr bc it takes some of what little energy I have but it's also my source of joy with friends so idk what to do, like I'd miss y'all more than I'd feel good about being away. But if you notice me talking less/not responding in days it's bc I just cannot. I leave your message notifs up so I don't forget tho <3

#Personal #Feeling dreadful bc so many friends have shared with me things they wrote that I SO GENUINELY AM EXCITED TO READ #I've just had literally no time nor energy for ANYTHING I enjoy in like a month #And I'm also literally not sleeping. I'm either not sleeping or I have recurring nightmares that wake me up. It's god-awful #Therapy isn't helping either cause atp I already know everything they're advising me about it's just not working #Nothing's changed either which ofc makes me feel worse. No meds changed no habits changed nothing crazy happened #I'm just suddenly worse than I've been in years which is Not Good #I feel awful for not being able to read my friends' things if I could let y'all see my mind you'd know I want to read what you write so bad #I just can't right now. I'm sorry #Not to mention work and school have been especially more demanding recently and I literally get home after 8 every single night #Don't even eat dinner til past 10pm #Doing hw until 3am etc etc #It's like high-school all over again but I'm an adult with more responsibilities than ever

[becca-e-barnes]

Step dad Steve seeing you in some flimsy little sleeping shorts while your moms gone and him losing his shit, ripping them off and fucking You against the counter as he calls you his slut

Me, who got this ask while wearing a cute little pair of pyjama shorts: 😳

Because holy GOD, that's far too hot and maybe with the thought of him being into brat taming too. He sees you prancing around the kitchen on a really hot day, just wearing a tank top and a tiny pair of flimsy shorts.

Your mum is out getting groceries and you know she won't be long. You're painfully aware that Steve is in the kitchen, getting himself a cold beer after mowing the lawn and fuck, the second his eyes land on you, you can see how hungry he is.

"Oh wow, sweetheart. Are these all for me?" He's got a smirk on his lips as he presses the cool rim of the beer bottle to them, taking a sip and drinking in the sight of all that bare skin you've left on show for him.

"No Steve, it's just too hot to wear anything else." You smile sweetly.

"Has the heat gone to your head, honey? Who the fuck are you calling 'Steve'? You know this ring on my finger makes me your daddy and you'll address me properly."

He's pissed off already and trying to hide it but there's no way you're stopping there.

"Calm down, Steve. Couldn't have an old man like you putting any extra strain on your heart." You can't even look at him as you say it because you know exactly what it's going to do to him.

Sure enough, you're not far wrong. He sets his beer on the marble countertop with a little more force than you expected and he's crossed the short space between you both in no time. "Bend over and keep your bratty little mouth shut. I don't want to hear a word out of you, you got it? Can your dumb little brain handle that? I want you to watch. Watch out that fucking window and tell me when your mommy's car pulls into the drive. Gonna make sure she walks in right as your slutty cunt is milking every drop of cum from me. We're gonna show her just how well daddy treats you, even if you're a little brat." Your shorts are ripped off in a few seconds and he's got you bent over the counter, facing out the window and you're so fucking into this.

The tip of his cock is brushing through your slick folds before you know it, smearing your arousal over him and it makes that first glide into you so much easier. "Mhm, that's perfect. Please fuck me, daddy." You whine, desperately trying to press your ass flush with his body, making sure you're taking every last inch.

"It's too late to behave nicely now, honey. I'm going to fuck you at whatever pace I want. I'll be honest, the only reason I care about you getting off at all is to see how cute you'd look on your hands and knees, wiping this floor clean because you squirted down your legs. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be letting you cum." He begins thrusting slowly, marvelling in the slick sound of your body around him. This man is filthy unlike anyone you've ever met before and it's incredible.

"Hm, that's exactly what I want. I want you squirting on daddy's cock when mommy gets home and I want you cleaning up your own mess with a pussy stuffed full of my cum." He's determined now, fucking you at an earth-shattering pace all of a sudden and it's so overwhelmingly perfect. You try to cling to the marble countertop but your fingertips just can't find anything to grip onto.

"Oh fuck, please don't stop. D-don't stop, daddy." You beg, trying to focus on the window in front of you but it's so difficult to do with your eyes rolling back.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #stepdad!steve #stepdad au #I don't want to admit it #but the tiredness has caught up with me #I had a 3 hour nap today after work #woke up and had dinner #and now my eyes are closing again #I had the weirdest dream about Peaky Blinders #but I've never watched any of it #I've booked most of tomorrow off work bc I need to sleep #and I want to finish a WIP I started months ago and fell out of love with #BUT I FOUND THIS DRESS #that I have absolutely no need for #no need whatsoever #but I am OBSESSED #It's a maxi length dress with a halter top #and a slit at the thigh #and it's an ivory colour #I'm in love but I have no where to wear it to #I can't stop thinking about it with a pair of strappy heels #like the ones that wrap up around your leg

[itstimeforstarwars]

What if i skip ahead to the satine parts what if i skip ahead to the korkie integration what if i skip ahead to cody and satine being chaotic and competent together to the chagrin of jango and the kryzes what if i skip ahead to ventress what if we went to tatooine what if what if what if---

#chit chat #galidraan au #i had coffee for dinner and i cannot be bothered to go to bed when i know i will not sleep well anyway #i can't decide what to work on and my brain is buzzing and i have exited out of half my current wips #bc i am full of ideas and also completely stuck at the same time #so i keep coming back to tumblr #lmao #i don't want to stop and do something else but i also am not getting anything done #maybe I'll write the mace windu side plot #i can't post that because that's the main story but it will at least be written down

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

ever since I instituted my read-a-Wynne-Jones-cover-to-cover tradition, Labor Day is becoming one of my favorite holidays

#- HK #last year (or the year before I can’t recall if I traveled last year) it was Charmed Life #this year it was The Lives of Christopher Chant #i even had time to take an Everything Shower and a eucalyptus bath before starting #and it’s been the loveliest day #covered my TV with a blanket until dinner time #lit a candle. made some tea & espresso #left my phone charging in the kitchen such that i missed three (3) calls from my mother 😬 #and as I lay me down to sleep I now #have a reinvigorated desire to write because Diana always does that for me #mobile #x #DWJ

[greppelheks]

me after having a perfectly pleasant and fun time with other people: I need five days to recover from that

#The aftermath of socializing honestly feels like the end of a workweek #I'm EXHAUSTED #I finished the dishes I'm gonna go to sleep #Tomorrow is gonna be hell because of this #I am figuring out when I'll be exhausted and when I'll be fine #So I've kinda jotted down in my agenda which days are appropriate for meeting up with people #And which ones aren't #So I have days available to recover #And I'm keeping track of which interactions exhaust me and how I can do it differently next time #So it's not so exhausting #Today my mother and her partner came over for drinks and dinner #Next time I'll just do dinner so it's a bit shorter #May be easier #And on a day where I don't have work next day lord have mercy #Had fun was nice food was great! Now comatose time #Personal

[iknaenmal]

GASP ok wait ive always been curious . jane lalonde ? or something like that....

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#homestuck #jane crocker #jane lalonde #umm i didnt know if you meant roxyways or roseways but i assumed you meant roxyways ajsksk #i really wish i had more time to actually properly finish this but :( i had to go to dinner + i have to go to sleep now oh well #ikna answers #melissa-titanium #btw hii :] #ikna draws #my art #oh yeah btw !! im gonna finish the other kidswap requests + a couple of reqs i got earlier today tomorrow hopefully #i dont think ill have time to draw though hmm #ANYWAYS #tried to make her fatter than i usually get to!! its really hard but im quite happy w how it looks!! i really should use references tbh #shes holding one of those poofy things you use to clean btw !!! idk what theyre called

[scooplery]

eating my first meal in 24 hours please clap 🙌

#i had sleep for dinner last night cause i was so miserably exhausted #i made chicken salad so i am having a sandwich 🥪 #i don't usually like chicken but i had a very specific craving today

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: December 2

"Money Honey" by State of Shock

#song of the day #see me cooking breakfast-for-dinner doing a little hipshaking dance singing this song a capella like it's bouncy happy pop music #Duncan going 'I don't....think that's how it goes?' #consider: if you only sing the melody it doesn't matter how much the original is or isn't a rock song #and if they didn't want me to sing it like this they shouldn't have made it so hipshakable #flipping my hashbrowns belting out 'if I had more money honey would you love me love me love me' having a damn good time #(I slept three separate one hours yesterday but I don't feel like all my cartilage has been replaced with moldy cardboard yet #so the sleep debt can't be that bad)

[vvanessaives]

guy who just got bothered bc i was away for the whole day and i missed him

#rena.txt #ignore the crazy amounts of hair on his pillow i clean it up every day but he keeps shedding sooo much skcjskdjs #he had the energy to lay his head on my leg as i was having dinner then as soon as i finished he went to sleep so i bothered him myself #and now not even 5 minutes and he's snoring...old man raoul <3

[fruit-teeth]

Literally every medical expert ever: NEVER EAT RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED!!! If you eat anything right before going to sleep your organs will EXPLODE and you will DIE!!!

My body if I don’t eat anything within two hours before trying to go to sleep: oh? Fuck me? Well fuck you too I’m going to create a new kind of hunger so fucked up that you will never sleep again you miserable wench

#yeah so I just got one singular hour of sleep because I went to bed without eating 🙃 #I mean I had dinner of course but #I swear to GOD if I don’t have a piece of toast or cereal or something before going to bed #my body turns into an angry toddler that wants me dead #but nooooo if I eat in front of my mom late at night she’ll make a bunch of shitty comments #and if I get upset she’s like ‘I’m just trying to help!!! 🥺’ #so now I’m running on one hour of sleep and I have a bunch of shit going on today. fun. #time to drink a shit ton of coffee and hope for the best #just me things #text post #delete later

[lunasilvis]

Some shots of today 📸

#I just drove somewhere (in a good/chill mood!). good music on and jenna in the back. no thoughts - just enjoying the views and taking pics #eating my selfmade lunch somewhere on a moss tapestry. also had a great creative epiphany come to me about my furniture project - #i wanna mosaic the frames of the tables in a cool emerald colored pattern (or black and white. have to decide still) :) #which will look so beautiful with the cherry brown colored wood oil #just got home from my dad's birthday dinner and i love him tons. here's to a good night's rest. sleep tight #personal #*someone leash me for this amount of friggin tags lol

[ainawgsd]

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#personal whining #my period is dragging on forever #jimmy buffet died #my baby turned 14 #i had diarrhea at ikea #my baby chose buffalo wild wings for dinner (while i was still gassy from the diarrhea) #my kitten turned 2 #someone peed on my fucking bed so i had to change the bedding at bedtime #and then the mattress was damp from cleanup #sven shit in the dining room and someone peed by the computer #so i had to clean messes right as i was going to sleep and immediately after waking up #luka is sick and potentially blocked #y'all i am not having a good one