#I haven't eaten breakfast yet

[lizbwitch]

Hi, I'm LizzOnPillzz and welcome to Jackass!!!

*proceeds to get bitten by an Elon simp while convulsing violently*

*guitar sounds*

#it's what I've got #good morning #gib me kiss #trans #no birb hashtag #i haven't eaten breakfast yet #jackass meme

[grongle9001]

WOAH. NEW CHAPTER JUST DROPPED. THATS PRETTY UH BOPPING. it's superb

@eternalglitch S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SOBBING!!!

#I haven't even eaten breakfast yet #I wake up #see the new chapter #go woah #read it #DRAW SAD TURTLE #lfls leo #lfls spoilers #lfls fanart #green #blue #leonardo #like father like son #SOBBING #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt #art #digital art

[coldcanyon]

feel like a traveller in a foreign land ever since realizing like REALLY realizing that most of the narratives that support modern society are illusions! None of this shit is REAL and it's stressing me tf out but you can't tell that to anyone or they think you're either psychotic or just being insincere. So many societal tensions I think come from our human-ness being at odds with this terrifying dreamscape we have confined ourselves in & our suppressed spiritual energy having nowhere to go and manifesting in ways that are externally or internally harmful or both!! Walking around in a curious dissociation all the time wondering if I am the only one who feels this way. Helps to observe manifestations of base human impulses (to create, feed, share, help others, smile at kids, etc. etc.) even through all the morass we've piled on top of it.

#counterpoint: I'm living in near complete isolation and have multiple untreated “mental issues” and I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

[mcchicken-scratches]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's) & Reader Characters: Reader, Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's), Chica (briefly), Vanessa (briefly) Additional Tags: Vore, Soft Vore, safe vore, Unwilling, Fearplay, Predator/Prey, Teasing, Swearing, Animatronics are much bigger than canon, Animatronics have unusual upgrades to make them more 'realistic', aka 'oops we made our robots much more organic-like and now they can eat things (and maybe people)' Summary:

You're not supposed to be in the pizzaplex, struggling to find a way out, as animatronic cast tries to catch you. One offers you a compromise, don't run, and it will hide you away from the others, somewhere soft and safe and comfortable.

You don't trust it.

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Has it really been over a year since I started this? I'm sorry it took so long. 😅

#post #soft vore #vore fanfic #fanfic #fnaf vore #it's comfortable inside #ao3 #i haven't eaten breakfast yet I woke up and figured out how to get unstuck from this #sorry for the long hiatus #i hope y'all can forgive me

[mirillel]

You guys i am so unwell.

#my uni paper is stressing me out so much and i can't get a grip on my psychosomatic reactions #i can't eat because i feel like throwing up #didn't eat dinner yesterday and haven't had breakfast yet #also i'm always so tired but can't sleep #then i can't work because i haven't eaten or slept #but then it gets worse because i'm not working and loosing time #making me unable to eat or sleep. #when it gets so bad you overshare on tumblr ✌🏻

[millieror64]

God damn I'm craving chicken strips with sweet n' sour sauce rn I don't know why

#chicken strips #I just woke up why do I have this craving #I haven't even eaten breakfast yet #food

[rainsoakedfern]

Don't mind me, just skulking about the kitchen, opening the fridge door for the 37th time and finding nothing there

#its midnight #i haven't eaten since breakfast #i open the fridge again and yet #there is still nothing #there was never anything to begin with

[knifegremliin]

i'm being so so brave rn btw guys. (<- having the worst indigestion known to man every morning)

#🔪.text #and also i am craving eggs #(<- stomach thinks eggs are the devil himself 90% of the time) #even though they are supposedly easy to digest #(they are Not) #but i'm being so brave about it. i'm being so so brave about it. (lying. i haven't eaten breakfast yet)

[just-slightly-chayotic]

being jeff satur's fan is a full time job. and also detrimental to my health.

#by which i mean i considered skipping class to watch the live #and then i stayed in the faculty watching it despite the fact that i'm starving #running home to eat now #it's 3pm and i haven't eaten once yet 😭 #i woke up too late for breakfast #tea's ramblings #jeff satur

[ahaura]

every day i make typos 😵‍💫

#hvaña #it's cuz i haven't eaten breakfast yet

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

your favorite food is rice? sick, very similar hat over here 🤝🤝

personally don’t get why so many people seem to have beef (🥁 ((no but seriously, i don’t get it))) against it, because it bangs. what are your favorite rice dishes? and semi related because the food talk got me curious, also what are your fav foods in general?

Well, I love risotto, I guess that's a big one. Then really any iteration of fried rice. Rice balls and sushi in general, soups with rice, casseroles, pot pies, the list goes on. Sake lmao.

Probably the best thing I've ever eaten is kleftiko (with rice). It's definitely up there as an all-time fave, but I also love anything spicy: hot wings, curries, spicy soups, ramen etc. Then, my family's recipe for flank steak is on the list somewhere (the marinade is the recipe, really), as is paella (that's another rice dice!).

#om nom nom #thanks buddy! #i haven't eaten breakfast yet tho so I'm starving now lmao

[alien-girl-21]

decided to remake this bc i can

please vote for him, i'll give you a kiss if you do <3

#this is what i'm doing with my lofe on a sunday morning huh #i haven't eaten breakfast yet i'm just sat on my bed doing this shit #wanyways vote quackity!!! #mcytblr sexyman

[3am-starry-night-sky]

Wait, big brain theory:

This is a crack theory and honestly at this point I feel like I myself am on crack after tryng figure this stuff out. (But don’t get me wrong I do enjoy theorizing)

Anyway, I know how to combine Pierro is Kaeya’s dad and Kaeya is a prince theories:

Pierro was the head guard of Khaenri’ah/royals (or something like that) or the advisor. Basically high position near royals. 

Kaeya’s mom was the queen of Khaenri’ah.

SO......Pierro fu–...I mean got intimate with the queen.😏

And their relationship could have been an open one (they could have even been married). If Kaeya’s mom was royal by blood and/or the sole ruler of Khaenri’ah, so no king

Kaeya’s mom could have also been a princesse, and someone else from her family was on the throne at the time. But even then Kaeya would be next in line for the throne now, since all the royals seem to be dead, which makes kaeya the last heir of the Eclipse Dynasty. (reference to what Kaeya says about Fischel)

Or their relationship/affair was a secret. Perhaps Kaeya’s mom was already married, and his husband was the king(like arranged marriage) or the royals looked down upon marrying someone of lower status. So that would make Kaeya a bastard child of the royals, and also a half-blood.

I’ve also seen theories that there was something in the Khaenri’ahn royal blood that made one at least somewhat immune to the curse. So the more you had it, the better resistance you had to the curse. So some high position guards and advisors, basically again people close to the royals had bit of royal blood in them (naturally given that aristocrats and royals tend to mingle with eachother sometimes). So people like Dainsleif and Pierro had a bit of that “it” to resist some effects of the curse and/or slow it down, but not enough to completely not be affected by it. Kaeya on the other hand has plenty of “it”, so he’s either compleatly unaffected or the effects are very minor and/or slowed down (whatever’s behind his eyepatch)

Edit: I just rememberd that in commedia dell’arte Pierrot character usually falls in love with their masters daughter, but is unsuccesful in courting them.

#genshin #Kaeya #Kaeya's dad #the new teaser has me in a chokehold #help I've been hyperfocusing on this for 3-4h #I haven't even eaten breakfast yet

[sleepydew-valley]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

1. I'm currently recovering from a broken leg (broke it back in October and i didnt know it actually takes this long to heal)

2. I'm a notorious night owl and nighttime is my peak hours

3. I don't function well without breakfast, to the point I can't cook something first thing in the morning without having eaten something. So oatmeal is what I eat every morning because it requires little from me and tastes alright.

#start #ask #anon #about me #these are the first thing that popped into my head #normally i overthink this a lot because I'm bad at sharing things about myself l #but these were things currently relevant to me in this moment #I've just woken up and still havent eaten breakfast yet #and i haven't be able to my day as a result #and i feel slight pain in my leg #which is just a constant at this point

[caffeine-high]

there's something about three a.m. that just makes you want dinner i guess

#i ate breakfast lunch and dinner today #and i still want food at three am #is 3 just the standard oh you want food now time? #cuz that's also the time i mostly remember if I haven't eaten yet #and then grab a snack #why do i still want dinner now? ive had food today #actual food! not even just quick snacks!

[tigirl-and-co]

Making Hamegg a furry and also in full colour in the 1963 series was a weird choice, but tbh I liked it.

@ramencringequeen​ drew Hamegg as a maned wolf taur and i think maned wolf is ABSOLUTELY the perfect animal for him

#my art #hamegg #astro boy #astro boy 1963 #it's not great but i tried my damndest and I'm very happy with it #i've been watching a lot of art channels recently and some advice that I've been trying to take to heart is #'just be done with it' like it doesn't have to be PERFECT to be good #i'm also using a photo editing app instead of like an actual art thing so my options are SOMEWHAT LIMITED #i use pixlr to draw bc i used to use my chromebook haha #i hate how the back legs look but that one's not my fault. maned wolves just fucking look like that. #i like the tiny paws. #anyway i haven't eaten breakfast yet so byeeeeeeeeee #tezuka star system #forgot about that tag lmao