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#I hope I got the quote right
crime-in-progress · 8 months
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"Forget it, boyo."
i.e. This scene from Titanic, but make it Sebinis.
(With Garreth & Amit.)
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fangirlneverlie · 2 years
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"I'll do anything to save humanity from evil"
That is the most whiteness thing I've ever heard from belos
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witchthewriter · 3 months
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König: Self-care is for the schwach! (weak!) You: *coughs* König: Scheiße! We need ambulance!
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noxious-fennec · 9 months
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Trying out some new designs (aka playing dress up)
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braxix · 7 days
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Turgon: I'm not doing it.
Maedhros: Me neither.
Maglor: Oh come on it's necessary!
Maedhros: What part of knowing which of us is the tallest is remotely necessary?
Fingon: The part where I get to tease whoever's the shorter one.
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Roy: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat Skid: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Roy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Pump: Actually I did the math, Skid would have $225, not $0.15. Skid: Fam I’m right here…. Robert: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Ross: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Robert: Sorry I only have a dollar. Ross: :( Pump: I just realized I was wrong, Skid would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Robert: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Pump: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Skid: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Pump: Apply juice to what? Skid: Directly to the forehead. Roy: Great chat everyone.
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gottagobackintime · 11 months
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James Lance + 🏳‍🌈
"As far as I know, as far as I'm aware. I'm not a gay man. I went to see Brokeback Mountain and by the time those two cowboys got it on in that tent… I was there with them. I was 100% there with them. And I mean… there was three of us in that tent. And I found it, I found it so sexy that I was like "Jeez, like, let me think about it. Am… am I a cowboy?" You know. "Am… am… am I gay? I don't think I am. I don't think so."" - James Lance Films To Be Buried With
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zootopiathingz · 11 months
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Mama: you two are forgetting all your Italian! You never practice.
Luigi: scusa mamma, sono incinta.
Mama: you just told me that you’re pregnant.
Mario: congratulations, you’re glowing.
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tastymarbar · 6 months
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Remembered someone saying that Desuhiko blushes when Yuma says he's impressed with him in his 3rd Gumshoe Gab and I thought "they don't mean that literally right?"
Well.
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creaturecravings · 1 year
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"It's hard not to be the object of that much focus's attention, you know?"
"Yeah... I know"
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swadloom · 4 months
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Snapcube has an insane grip on my echolalia there's literally nothing else like it
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incorrectgearbreakers · 4 months
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Eris: You're right
Sona: That is an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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I think
Late last night I decided it best to take a break after the next big update on AMM. Just to get a bit of a stockpile going but also it’s the holidays and all that? Not to mention I still have a lot going on irl that’s increasingly desiring my attention.
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sunshineram · 1 year
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mine and fools sunshine king boo designs :)c
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 months
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Right where you left me
As usual, the first thing Jean felt when he woke up was pain. The bruised ribs that made him gasped for breath as quietly as he could, a pounding headache from his concussion, throbbing pain in way too many areas of his body to even differentiate where it was from. Jean felt all of that before he even opened his eyes.
He didn’t even noticed that he was still on the floor, the same spot he was where Riko had left him.
This was one of the worst beatings Riko had ever given him. And what else had he expected?
Kevin Day had left the Riko, he had left the Nest, the Ravens.
Kevin Day had left Jean Moreau.
And it wasn’t really anyone’s fault now is it? Jean was the one that gave Kevin the opportunity to slip away. Because Kevin Day asked, he begged, “If you were ever friends with me, get him out of my room. I can’t see him right now.” After Riko had stomped the shit out of his hands.
Jean should have known that sentiments and feelings are what would get him killed in the Nest. He should have known better. But Kevin had always been a blurry hazardous warning that he should have known better about. Jean had known better than to befriend Kevin because there were no such things as friends in the Nest. Jean should have known better than to care for Kevin.
And now Kevin Day had left Jean behind. Jean should have seen it coming. He just never expected Kevin of all people to grow a spine. Jean’s had been broken by the Master and Riko a long time ago. Its splinters sometimes protruding and those were the rare moments where Jean taught Kevin French, sneaked a cake for Kevin’s birthday, and now this. The last time Jean would ever help anyone. He couldn’t afford anymore of this, physically and emotionally.
Nothing had changed. Everything had changed. Jean was still where he knew he would always be, behind and beneath Riko with no one to ever hand him a first aid kit or rough hands to pull him off the floor.
So Jean pulled himself up, arms shaking and sweat dripping down his face. With an agonisingly slow pace, Jean pulled himself up and onto his bed, wondering how he was supposed to go to practice later. He laid on his bed, every inch of his body aching and burning and screaming but none of it hurt as bad as his heart did. Jean thought it had been dead for years but Kevin Day had always been an exception. Jean never thought they could escaped. Jean never even dreamed of himself escaping except through death. Kevin Day was once again an exception.
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god fuckin damn it man that video got me
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