#I just jumped at the ladder

[muscari-melpomene]

Mag 198 is fucking gold, man. Debriefing from Annabelle, “shocker I have self esteem issues”, InCredibly bitchy Martin, this is their get-along ladder, “let’s go home”, it’s got it all

#just Martin’s rant about jumping off the ladder it’s so fucking good #the magnus archives #tma #mag 198 #mag198 #‘yeah I KNOW Basira but Somehow we’ve still Managed It’ #martin blackwood #basira hussain #jonathan sims

[lord-squiggletits]

Another thing that gets me about Pharma's situation is a personal headcanon related to the way real life militaries work (I used to be really into the US military, don't throw tomatoes at me I stopped wanting to join it a long time ago) is that it's considered pretty much standard protocol to retrieve the bodies of fallen soldiers unless it's absolutely impossible. A literal "nobody is left behind" attitude.

Now granted, the LL isn't really acting in a military capacity because the war is over.

But I like to imagine that part of why Pharma felt so betrayed was because standard Autobot procedure would've been for any known missing/lost soldiers to be checked for, to try and find their body to confirm their death if nothing else. But the Autobots just left Messatine and left Pharma alone without even bothering to check if he lived or died. So to Pharma, it feels as if after all his years of serving the Autobots dutifully, they couldn't even do the bare minimum duty of looking for his body to confirm his death or god forbid give him proper funeral services.

Incidentally, this headcanon will be the premise for a "Pharma gets brought onto the Lost Light as a prisoner instead of getting left on Messatine" AU fic. With the justification being that Magnus hears about the Delphi situation and is like, wait you guys just left but the Autobot Code says we have to look for the body blah blah and I guess he acts annoying enough about it that someone goes looking for Pharma's body and finds him still alive.

INCIDENTALLY-incidentally, I think the most likely canon answer for "whether Pharma fell or flew to his death" is that Pharma fell. We see on screen that the Red Rust's symptoms activate within minutes of being triggered and that it renders victims practically nonfunctional after only a short amount of time (limbs and the entire body slowly disintegrating). So if Pharma had transformed, he would've activated the rust and died very quickly, especially since he wouldn't be able to go back to Delphi and access actual medical equipment.......and had his hands cut off so he was physically incapable of tending to himself anyways.

Pharma has thrusters on his heels that probably wouldn't require transformation to activate, so my headcanon is that Pharma was able to cushion his fall enough to not die, but probably still broke his legs and was in too much pain/practically immobile and couldn't crawl to find any help. This would also align with Pharma saying that Tyrest found him "sleeping in the snow" and Tyrest calling Pharma "a disease waiting to happen", implying that Pharma was infected with the Red Rust but hadn't actually triggered its effects yet.

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #you know one time when i was a kid i jumped too high off of a ladder on the playground and hit my feet too hard #the amount of pain i felt from the impact going up my legs and into my hips was literally the most painful thing i'd felt until that point #i was like gasping and heaving and just crawled under an overhang and curled up and waited for the pain to pass #later on i learned some more facts about how people die from falling to their death #did you know that if someone lands on their feet from falling too high #their thigh bones can be thrust up into their torso and they die of internal bleeding from their bones impaling their organs #anyways. in my mind that's what happened to pharma minus him bleeding to death. lol #though since pharma describes these events so euphemistically as him 'sleeping in the snow' #one must wonder if he literally did die and tyrest somehow used the magic of luna 1 to bring him back #also idk if the nobody left behind is just a usa thing. it's probably not #i just know that it's a point of pride for the us mil as like a comaraderie thing and a bragging point

[rainofthetwilight]

hey guys wanna hear about how today some guy at my school jumped to the other side of the school wall just to look for a ball

#levi's school shenanigans #not ninjago #I swear kids in my school are unhinged 💀 #the school wall is high af #and literally has trees behind it #so this guy climbed on a ladder #stood on the wall and jumped down #he also threw his shoe to prove he's still alive 😭😭😭 if I wasn't like a meter away from it it wouldve smacked me #he came back up using a tree branch 💀 #and his whole body was dusty. his hair was as white as master wu's beard #it was an experience #all of this to look for a ball that wasnt even there in the first place #the 6th graders literally came out of their classroom just to watch this mess #it was hilarious bro #if private school is like this I don't wanna imagine public 💀

[shoecrabs]

i honestly don't think anyone will care but I keep brainrotting over the idea of a pjo/rainworld au

I've turned the Seven into funky slimy cats dealing w concepts far beyond their comprehensions lmao

#my brainrots have mutated more than 5p's structure send help 💀 #i present you: slugcat au where the gods are iterators #(names + abilities pending) #the big 3 kids are purposed organisms and the rest “natural” slugcats #Frank (The Juggernaut) is the chief of the clan and has to deal with these random ahh weirdos (the 3) rocking up #he's honeslty like Gourmand with less cooking skills and more endurance lmao- just a muscle powerhouse fit into a slimy rodent body #Jason (The Turbine)'s retired from being a Messenger and has no clue what to do with his life now (he becomes a scholar later on) #he's a centipede/wing hybrid and can electrocute anything he grabs given enough pips + can double jump (to handle Pipeyard lol pray for him #Percy (The Navigator) wonders off to explore since his creator didn't really HAVE plans for him other than occasional missions #he's honestly just colour swapped Rivulet with less spear skills (but can aim and throw them really well under water) #Hazel (The Martyr/Apostate) pulling a power move and refusing to die lol #she escaped the void & probably does everything to keep herself bound to the cycle in fear of getting dragged back #she doesn't have anything really special that i can think of other than actually dealing damage with debris and being able to wall climb #Annabeth (The Weaver) as lookout for ancient research and really good at building ladders/utilising the landscape. the most basic scug tbh #she can also take spears off of walls p easily and probably has a grapple worm friend #Piper (The Mimic/Paradigm? names r hard) being able to copy plant toxins/abilities. does most damage up close & is mostly a herbivore #like eating sporepuffs for a smokescreen. cherrybombs to scare off/stun into unconsciousness. lilypucks/slime mold to glow and etc #Leo (The Artillerist) as a scrawny little guy with explosives. fast but physically weak. he has to rely on his int and makes the clans tool #basically Arti/Monk mix without double jump but able to reassemble Iterator parts (jesus i had to Work to not accidentally copy her design) #Festus is a lizard!! he's probably a stupidly big Yellow and is our beloved. he got saved by Artillerist and followed him ever since :) #alternatively: an au where Leo just ends up in rw and insults 5p (who is confused on how an ancient survived and why he's Like That) #pjo #rain world

[minaillus]

I CRIED REAL TEARS WATCHING MIDORI CENTER....

GAH RYUSEITAI IS JUST SO CUTE

#mina rambles #enstars #no but like when they would just do the little jump jump i go insane #i want to squeeze midoris face hes so adorablr #i would need a ladder to do so tho #FUCK HE JUST WANTS A RELAXING JUNGLE PARADISE IT'S SO TRUE #i have to continue reading climax im gonna explode

[tired-biscuit]

thought of the day: canonverse kiba is clumsy when it comes to anything to do with his hands, however he's surprisingly agile when it comes to general movement.

i think his abilities would make him swift - even when he's just a kid. he'd move around like a cat of sorts, with these super soft, light footsteps. kind of wouldn't care if he fell and got hurt; he'd climb high even if heights would make him uncomfortable, and would move around without second-guessing himself or doing that little halt mid-step that most people do whenever they start to doubt whether they can make the jump in front of them or not.

i think he'd just sort of leap into it, if that makes sense? like this really effortless, quick-paced parkour of sorts that would make people question how he does it, especially in his adult years when he gets more bulky and definitely doesn't look like someone who'd be particularly light on his feet.

he'd just understand extremely well how his body works and how it moves. everything would be like a reflex of some kind; something that just comes naturally to him, because i definitely don't see him tiring that one single brain cell he has over a thing like that, lmao.

#idk how to explain it #but like even if it was modern au i see him jumping over fences with no problem #and like climbing ladders and just general movement idk #like just one of those people who move really smoothly #that you sort of envy in a way #and he never even thinks about it he just does it #kiba

[kalloway]

tfw u see the fourth Amygdala you’ve encountered in the chalice dungeons:

#delete later #bloodborne #im not mad like ‘wow this is so difficult’ #im mad because i KNOW there’s a lot of cool bosses and this game really be like #‘only Amygdala and Abhorrent Beasts for u :)’ #I haven’t seen a Watchdog of the Old Lords in like at least half a dozen chalices now :’( #anyway im VERY good at fighting these guys now lmaoooo #one wiki said ‘stand still when it jumps’ AND THAT’S A LIE #dodge backwards and diagonally - i’ve literally never been hit once i started doing that shshejdjdd #anyway im not *really* complaining - im still getting good stuff for beating them and im more in it for runes anyway lmao #but the wikis are completely useless for boss lists #i keep going into Ailing Loran or Lower Loran and encountering Pthumerians and Amygdala as bosses and im like ahsjndnd #so ive stopped using it as reference and just prepare for the worst lolol #speaking of the worst if u read this far: did u know Beast-Possessed Souls can climb ladders? #found that out yesterday and was NOT expecting that #I made it fight a brainsucker tho and after a LOT of wasted time making it work... it killed it in two hits #v satisfying

[malwarechips]

rw coop looks like its chaotic hell (/pos)

#lev.txt #hyperfixation.txt #rain world #i think my partner might be thinking abt getting rain world at some point and . if the two of us ever play coop that wouldbe so fucking funn #funny* #fun too tho #spearmaster and riv coop lmao #riv's insane ass jump height and spears just scaling walls with ladders made of spears

[tohelpmecopewithanything]

Also, we were out on his friend’s boat all afternoon and he held me while I peed off the back of the boat so really I don’t think he can say this isn’t something anymore

#lol tmi sorry #first I jumped in the water to pee and he and his friend pulled me back in #the second time he just helped me not fall in so I didn’t have to go all the way in again #the water was cold #and his friend needs a ladder

[amingethia]

I feel like there’s a scale of madness/ego for the Donnie’s.

Like it goes Rise, then 87, 2007, 2012 are kinda close to tied, 2003 and last is Bayverse.

Rise and Bayverse are polar opposites and I don’t think you can make me believe otherwise

#Yes I know bayverse jumped out of a plane #but that’s just a Donnie move all around #you can’t tell me 2012 or 2003 wouldn’t do just that #2003 Donnie literally made his own hang glider #in the intro sequence he jumps off a building to grab a helicopter rope ladder #Chaos boys

[allpromarlo]

lmfao oh nah

#my boy looks like he's casually standing on a ladder #like this is just another tuesday for him if i was any other team i'd feel SICK #bc like. we got the second coming of fuckin michael jordan or sum like that #who the hell JUMPS LIKE THAT AT 19. #MY BROTHER IS 19 AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE RIM #sharpe hasn't played basketball since HIGH SCHOOL and he's out here doing this. absolute madness #you bitches should've never let him fall to no 7 in the draft #now he's ours hehe #nba #portland trail blazers #shaedon sharpe #the worst thing is all of his dunks look so casual #he puts a lil effort into the jump and suddenly he's eye to eye with the rim smh #this kid is ridiculous #sawry

[idkanameatall]

The adventure zone rll said; "if your friend jumps of a cliff, would you?"

#r speaks #thacker jumping off the elevator and everyone just following #the thundermen all jumping dowm that cavern with featherfall #and maybe the ethersea crew all falling offf a ladder #idk i am not that far yet the thought just occurred

[orcelito]

Went into my kitchen to get a drink. Only to find..... her.

I think she was trying to get away from the gremlin lmao

Was it worth it?

#speculation nation #tally #cassidy #cats #she was meowing pitifully by this point #after taking the pics i went to grab the ladder but she decided to jump down by herself #she seems okay. uninjured. not the first time she's done this lol #just. the third time. idk what she thinks is going to happen when she goes up there. #'moooom this is way too high and it's scary' 'yea? and? youre the one who jumped up there.' #she does not learn. 0 thought for the consequences of her actions. only natural i suppose

[gods-favorite-autistic]

New way of talking from about my shows via my Latin teachers notes from the jcl talent show: bad, enjoyed it, awful, a fan

#anyways the talent show was great #one of the guys sang my way and it was amazing #also shoutout to the girl who sang from the start it was gorgeous she’s an amazing singer and also: call me #ok as I was typing this a girl climbed onto the roof to save a shoe #climbed back down safely #then climbed back up #and asked if she should jump down #and almost did it. now my Latin teacher and his wife are trying to get her down #anyways she’s still up there rn. like she can’t get down I think. and they do not have a ladder #so uhhhh. Guess which school is probably banned from state jcl next year. this chicks school #for the record: it’s only a story so not that much but still oh my god why #fun fact jcl kids are not anywhere near normal #ok her friends were apparently trying to convince her to jump down and everyone from that school is just a little bit dumb #madurday night live

[crownshattered]

|| got jump scared by a Minecraft zombie….i think I’m done with video games for the night…. @~@

#(technically it was a drowned) #(IT WAS SO TERRIBLE…. I accidentally closed my waterfall ladder and the cave I was in went pitch black) #(and then a drowned with its glowing eyes just JUMPED in front of me) #(I literally screamed….my dad and sister laughed XDD) #(I KILLED IT BUT DAMN AT WHAT COST????) #mobile tbt

[autistickfigure]

i remember maybe what inspired me for stories is like. playstation all stars has a little origins section for each character which explains their backstory. Hey i just found out plastation all stars came out when i was 6 WELL anyway that was one of the first things that inspired me to flesh out things i guess. i love knowing why people are here and doing these things. i feel like i wrote some stuff in like a notebook somewhere about chug + lollipop (but maybe that was later?) i dont know where or if it survived. maybe it was about hat instead i also really liked smash bros + ratchet and clank + pokemon. and some other things i dont remember

#memory posts #i dont know if i actually played it when i was 6 i just know that the music from that game is still played by my brother when i sleep #(music as in the intro music where its like Woahhhh. Brace yourselves..) #before youtube put looping on phone i made playlists for the songs i wanted to listen to when i slept (ihome) #well. at FIRST i would just wake up and put it back on again but if i listened to them enough i would make a playlist #one time a 50 minute ad starting playing and i thought it would end so i didnt get up until Quite a time #the playlist naems were named 5 stars after fnauhg. and they consisted of like multiple different lyric videos of the songs #with varying qualities and dead air. I ALSO eventually got a loft so putting the music on consisted of getting down the ladder quickly #+ quietly putting the music again then getting back up the ladder quickly + quietly #there was a drawing of cyndaquil (or typshlosion?) on my wall i taped on with like a health bar under it that was kind of not full #all the way. and a drawing of sonic my brother made me but i scratched out the to and from so it had my name on it (and looked like i did i #my room wasnt ever really clean. at least not because of me. i always got the lowest grade in organization in elemntary school #(they graded what the inside of your desk looked like. mine had so much THINGS in it) #my bureau had stickers from every school i went to so i could remember them (It broke when we moved..) #the wood planks were all fucked up cuz i paced and jumped and ran to music and thinking #there were a couple of . nail indents on the floor #in the ladder of the loft i scratched in THE BIG BAD WOLF DIDNT DESERVE IT (or similar) because there was a play where he was on trial #and determined by how much screaming there was WE COULDVE MADE HIM INNOCENT but everyone else didnt like him i guess #my elemntary school had lines on the floor so i looked at them when i walked and for a time i looked at my feet whenever i walked #we got bella in 2012 and shes a cute awesome animal chihuahua. #these are things about me i guess this is the post. HI :3