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#I just want a boyfriend
icarus-star · 15 days
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i'm going to be alone forever
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I'm genuinely so upset because I just want a boyfriend so bad I just want to be loved lime how do I get one I've been single for far too long
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shigarakitomura · 2 months
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i hope you all dont just see me as a tumblr blogger but also as someone who wants to die every waking moment bc i am too gay for my brain to handle
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gurbled-gargles · 1 year
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Waaa I just wanna be cozy in a tummy. Just wanna be very small. I wanna get smooches from a big man/women. Wanna be covered in giant smooches. I wanna be held. Wanna be hugged. Want to be loved by someone. I wanna love them back. Waaaaaa
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homeofasexual · 2 years
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why isn't there a cute guy on my lap rn who's head I can scratch all night
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perths-pandelion · 2 years
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greekmythologywh0re · 2 years
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Imagine loving someone so much that you literally sleep with their dead body cause you're not ready to let them go. Kinda gross but kinda sweet (looking at u Achilles)
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academiaboy · 1 year
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Never felt so single in my entire life then I do rn.
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brandonwashere · 2 years
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Thinking of having a boy that will do my t shot with me
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s1ck-b1tch-2 · 1 year
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I need a boyfriend who cuddles me and sits with me patiently when I'm not doing great and likes pizza
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So you're saying that in order to get a cute boyfriend I have to overcome social anxiety, awkwardness, fear of commitment AND my fear of men? Lame
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I want everybody who’s calling Ken a Trophy Husband to know that he’s actually a Trophy Boyfriend, because when Ruth Handler invented Ken in the 1960s, she was adamant that he would never marry her and instead be her “handsome steady”, so that Barbie remained a figure of independence for the little girls and was never put in the position of housewife.
Her house is hers. She bought it and furnished it with money she made in her own job. In STEM, in politics, in healthcare, in fashion, in academy, in customer service. Her credit card is in her name (women in the US couldn’t have their own regardless of marital status until 1974). And it’s all pink and fashionable because femininity and badassness aren’t mutually exclusive. No matter who you are, you can be anything.
That’s why Barbie’s slogan is “you can be anything”. Teaching these ideals to little girls is why Barbie was created. Empowering women and empowering femininity is the original meaning of the Barbie doll. It’s not that you have to be all this to be a woman, but if you are all or some of this, you too are awesome.
And somehow pop culture deliberately changed that narrative. Sexualised, bimbofied, and villainised her, when she actually isn’t responsible for the impossible beauty standards — people are, she’s just a stylised, not-to-scale toy like most others.
Men are frothing because he’s just Ken and I guess they were expecting her to be just Barbie, but that’s exactly what Ken is. Canonically. A badass woman’s himbo boyfriend.
This movie has the potential to radically change the way we collectively see Barbie into what Ruth Handler originally intended, I’m so very excited
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fuckthepopulationtbh · 3 months
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Is it too much to ask for a little bit of lovin that's not just sexual?
Please and thank you
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theoldkyokodied · 6 months
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phantomrose96 · 8 months
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
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homeofasexual · 2 years
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I just want a boyfriend who'll buy me blue slushie while they get the red one and we leave with purple tongues
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