#I knew he had dark hair was tall and assless and also murderer + queer question mark

[laniidae-passerine]

miss being 13 with access to the internet filled with loneliness and a desperate need to be loved so I turned to reader insert fics and there seemed to be this white guy named loki everyone was simping for so I read like 20ish 15k+ multi chapter reader inserts and hated almost every single one cause whoever this y/n bitch was she kept losing fights and simping for no ass space mcgee (cause I knew a little but very little about who the fuck he was) and my favourite was the one where she (I?) was an undercover knight who spent most of the time in drag, kicked butt and murdered like 50 people in combat… those were the days

#yes I am bisexual what a shock #no but seriously I’ve read like 20 of those long ass ones and boy oh boy. so many of them were terrible #I think it was a thor the dark world one cause I’m pretty sure y/n was slaying dark elves #maybe she subbed tho idk I skipped the sex scenes cause I was a kid and also I didn’t know who the fuck this guy was really #I knew he had dark hair was tall and assless and also murderer + queer question mark #loki #oh and cause she subbed and even then I knew that wasn’t my rodeo at all