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iamasaddie · 6 months

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Pedro Pascal as Oscar Castro Vargas in the unaired episode of "Exposed" [2015]

#iamasaddie gif #don't talk to me about the quality #i know it's bad #sorry

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maxsix · 9 months

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#lee taemin #taemin #shinee #shinee taemin #IT'S GOD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY #is it just me? or do i just enjoy bad extensions in kpop #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #i know it's bad #i know #but i like it

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toadalled · 11 months

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A dilo design for a client on Twitter

#my art #dilophosaurus #paleoart #design commission #dinosaur #please don't criticize my anatomy #I know it's bad

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catdragonstella · 2 months

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Tried to make my sona and i don't know if should be proud of it, or burn it.(⁠~⁠_⁠~⁠;⁠)

#my art #my sona #i know it's bad #but i tried #furry sona

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nerdy-talks · 1 year

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Obey Me! Scenario - Old Man Solomon

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Based off Solomon's distaste for being called old

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*MC and Solomon during a study session*

MC : I think I have an old man kink

Solomon : Oh? What makes you say that? Which old man are you attracted to?

MC : *stares directly at Solomon* I’m looking at him

Solomon : I’m not sure whether I should feel insulted or turned on right now.

MC : You can feel both, ya know? ¬‿¬

~ Later on ~

Solomon : I bet an old man could never have that kind of stamina. So would you like to retract your earlier statement, MC?

MC : You know Viagra is a thing, right? From my understanding, it's actually quite popular among the senior community since it's specifically designed for old men to keep their libidos at peak performance levels. Or did you forget that because you're going senile? ;)

Solomon : …I’m neither senile nor old, certainly not to the point of needing performance enhancers.

MC : Sure thing, Sololdmon

Solomon : *smiles* It's awfully cruel of you to tease me so much, MC. On an unrelated note, would you like to stay for dinner?

MC : Sorry, my palette goes beyond just formula and Gerber.

Solomon : Are you referring to baby food now?

MC : *on their way out of the room* Now you make sure to go straight to bed after you finish eating. A young boy such as yourself needs a proper amount of sleep, otherwise you'll be cranky all day tomorrow.

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careful-please · 1 year

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Who is HE

Ok. Ok, that's-. That's a tall man. Like really tall. You really can't be blamed for staring. You have never seen someone so tall and imposing. He was even taller than the 7ft tall General. Who up till this point was the tallest man you had ever laid eyes on. And the General was speaking softly to him. His brow pinched in what looked suspiciously like guilt and concern.

You can't hear what they are saying from across the room but you would pay good money to just be in earshot. You really want to know his name. He's so large and.... well, he looks really tired and resigned. Lost some family in the fight if you had to guess. But what a warrior. He fit every stereotype of the perfect Nordic warrior. And you really wanted to know his name.

The mead sits heavy in your gut as you stand and try to subtly work your way towards the two mighty warriors, never taking your eyes off the taller man. You pause briefly by a pillar just a yard away when the man looks up randomly and makes eye contact with you. You freeze, butterflies fill your stomach. As quickly as it happened it was over. Your heart sank as he looked back at the General to answer a question.

But you would not be detered. You needed to know this gaint of a man. Needed to know his story, hear his voice, feel his strength. You feel a faint flush at the piercing realization that you are attracted to this stranger if only slightly. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Oh well. You continue to slowly inch closer, all while keeping an eye on the pair. You swear it seemed like the General was imploring the larger man to- do what you could not guess. To little information to go on. But it seemed very important based on the General's overall demeanor. You got the impression the gaint man was unconvinced.

Finally you had positioned yourself just a few feet away and could just barely make out some snippets of the conversation. Something about an undeserving father, responsibility to the people, and a daughter in need of her father.

Well. That sounded way more interesting than anything you had initially imagined. But what was the man's name?! You leaned closer trying to hear better.

"-Thor, if you will not listen to me than at least listen to Thrúd. She is determined to make you proud. Children will often act out in their attempts to curry the favor of their absent parents. If you do not listen she will simply run headlong into danger trying to be something she is not. Trying to be you." The General said lowly, his toned laden with palpable concern. Urging Thor to understand.

Thor. THE mighty Thor. Never in your wildest dreams had you ever thought you would lay eyes on your favorite fairytale. Admittedly not your favorite god, but the stories your da told you as a little girl about the bringer of storms had inspired many crazy adventures into dangerous ruins filled with all manner of monsters and cruel men.

Alright, this just got ten times better. And crazier. You were feeling overwhelmed. What were you trying to get yourself into? You must be drunk and hadn't realized it. Why else would you be plotting to make a move on a married man who also happened to be one of your favorite gods? It was madness. What would your mother say?!

Before you could get too excited you spotted a truly beautiful woman approach the two warriors. Her hair long and neatly braided and her face slightly pinched while she eyed the tankard in Thor's hand. It could be none other than Sìf, wife of Thor, mother of Thrúd. And there go all your plans. You watched as she spoke pointedly to Thor gesturing to his cup of mead. Thor shook his head and offered her the tankard. This seemed to appease her somewhat, her expression relaxing. She turned to the General and spoke briefly, obviously excusing her husband as she grabbed his hand to gently tug him away. To his credit you heard the General softly call to Thor, " Consider what is best for your child. Listen to her. She knows what she wants more than any other."

Well, this was just disappointing. Now you felt guilty for eavesdropping and coveting a married man. Time to go to bed. As you quickly made your way out of the longhouse you kept muttering to yourself. You could hear your mother's disappointed tone in your head and your brother's teasing laughter at your poor luck.

So wrapped up in your head, you didn't notice the body standing just outside the longhouse until you ran straight into a solid back. You bounced off with a audible 'oof', and stumbled back a few steps holding your nose. It wasn't broken but having it squished so suddenly was unpleasant.

You muttered a annoyed apology and examined the wall of muscle you unwittingly assaulted. It was Sìf. Wonderful.

You started stammering out a louder apology while she turned around fully to assess you properly. In a bemused tone, she assured you that you have inflicted no harm whatsoever, it would take much more than that to hurt her. And that had you flushing slightly. You could feel, with some mild horror, the girl crush blooming on the spot. Damn your severe adoration for any woman strong enough to choke the life out of you. Now was certainly not the time for it to be rearing it's filthy head.

You started backing up, tripping over your feet, and babbling rapid fire about how you meant no offense. Who would want to offend such a beautiful goddess, the wife of Thor, the most desirable woman you had ever laid eyes on. Oh gods, you were going to sew your own mouth shut if she didn't kill you for such an embarrassing tirade.

But to your emmense awe and infinite relief, not only was she giggling towards the end you saw Thor chuckling behind her. He remarks that you have excellent taste while his wife just shakes her head in baffled amusement.

Thoroughly red in the face and still backing up, you try to excuse yourself. But Thor steps forward and offers his hand.

Oh lord, he's talking about bedroom 'fun' and saying how he and Sìf like to keep things interesting by inviting a third person to their bed every so often. Now you are standing there frozen with your jaw hanging open and your eyes wide in disbelief. They want you. In their bed. Together. Doing very naughty things.

You have to pinch yourself to make sure your not dreaming which gets another chuckle out of both of them. And Thor prompts you for an actual answer, wiggling his outstretched fingers in your direction. You really can't say yes fast enough as you run into their open embrace and giddily follow them back to their bed. Your pretty certain you won't be waking for breakfast tomorrow and you really hope you won't be walking after either.

Let the fun begin!

#gow #god of war #gowr #thor gow #sif gow #fic #i know it's bad #im sorry #please be gentle #am baby #thor x sif x reader #thor x sif #thor x reader #sif x reader #carefulwrites

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sharkys-left-eye · 4 months

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trying a new style to get out of my art lock of papyrus and it did not turn out good but I thought I'd show anyway lol

#digital art #undertale au #fresh sans #we don't talk about how it looks #i know it's bad #but i really need to stop with the same pose i always do #gonna end up with same face syndrome fr fr

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the-whumpers-grimm · 2 years

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Welcome home

Content: mentions of past captivity, recapture, possessive whumper, noncon touch (not sexual), [let me know if I missed anything]

This is a drabble based on a prompt from this list by the lovely @painsandconfusion

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This was the first time Whumpee had been out since they escaped. They felt like there were eyes on them everywhere. As if there were people around every corner, just waiting to catch him off guard so they could drag him away.

They knew this was a bad idea. They just knew it. Everyone was staring at them, and they just wanted to go home.

They were just walking along the sidewalk on their way to the convenience store that was only a few blocks from their apartment. Whether they liked it or not, they needed to restock on food.

Whumpee’s breath hitched as an arm tugged around their waist. They looked up to see Whumper pressed close. They tried to stop walking, but Whumper tugged at their hip and they were too afraid to pull away. “Don’t fight me. Just keep walking and this will turn out much better for you.”

Whumpee paled, their spine straightening as they continued to walk along Whumper’s side.

“You know, I was almost worried when I found out you were gone,” Whumper mused as they looked over at the trembling Whumpee. Poor thing looked like it was about to cry.

“P-please..” Whumpee whispers, voice rasping slightly from the tears forming in their eyes. They couldn’t go back. Not now.

They just looked forward, continuing to talk. Their expression was calm, but their tone held.a kind of anger that always made Whumpee’s stomach twist. ”But, I knew I would find you. I’ll always find you, because you are mine,” They accentuated the last word by tightening their grip on Whumpee’s waist, causing Whumpee to jerk back. Whumper’s hand tugged them forward.

Whumpee frantically looked around for someone. Anyone. They prayed someone noticed what was happening. How they were being subtly walked back to that awful place. Where Whumper could do whatever they want, and get away with it. Where Whumpee couldn’t fight back without the threat of the pain increasing tenfold.

They walked for an entire block. No one had noticed. No one had met their gaze. They made it down another block, then a third. And now Whumper had stopped in front of a car, opening the door.

No one saw as they were basically shoved into the back seat. And no one so much as looked in the car’s direction as it pulled out onto the street and they were gone.

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Terror shook Whumpee’s entire body as the car pulled into the driveway of Whumper’s house. Dried tears stained their cheeks, but they kept their eyes downcast as Whumper opened the door and pulled them out of the car.

"Well, Whumpee,” Whumper said as they unlocked the front door and pushed them inside. They turned around, eyes wide with fear. The grin on Whumper’s face sent shivers down their spine

“Welcome home”

#whump drabble #possessive whumper #recapture #this is unedited #i know it's bad

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longdeadtemple · 8 months

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sometimes you just wanna put your hand in the ultrasonic bath

#listen #i know it's bad #i wouldn't do it #i'm jut saying #imagine

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mysticality404 · 3 months

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Genuinely completely forgot I had to draw today- did this in like 10 minutes 💀

#omori #omori fanart #omori white space #art #digital art #i know it's bad #school is kicking my ass

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mychemicalraymance · 10 months

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what's an opinion you have that's incredibly trivial but would still get you burnt at the stake if you shared it?

this is not trivial but even though i know it's bad. i realllly want to hear paper kingdom after those possibly leaked samples came out.. i still have them. i know it's bad. but if they wer eleaked i would probably listen