#I know the edits are shit

[i-got-the-feels]

#deepika padukone #cannes 2022 #bollywood edits #bollywood fashion #dailywoc #wocedit #I know the edits are shit #I just needed to have the outfits gifs on my feed #igtf edits #deepikap

[yellowistheraddest]

nami has them both wrapped around her fingers

#you know she made zoro pay for a shitty little thing to make sure he didnt have 50 #ALSO I WILL NEVER STOP MAKING SHIT GAY RAHHH #HAHAHAH NO MISTAKE AHAHAH DIDNT EDIT THIS #one piece #one piece fanart #fanart #myellowart #nami #cat burglar nami #sanji #black leg sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #zosan

[thecoolertails]

too many books written by people who don't read books and only read fanfic. to counteract this there should be more fanfic made by people who don't read fanfic and only read books

#my posts #edit: #if you reblog this arguing against shit i never said please know that i hate you #and if you read this post as 'books are better than fanfiction' you don't get it. #either read it again and figure it out or ask a question or move on and say nothing #bc every time someone starts jumping to conclusions and projecting shit i don't believe onto me i take one step closer to becoming the joker

[bathtubinkitchen-moved]

Hello everyone, so Google is being a big shit an will start deleting accounts that have been inactive for two years.

Okay..Now listen to me, you need to make a HUGE fucking stink about this, start archiving as much legacy youtube content/google docs whatever, and most importantly- SPREAD THA FUCKIN' WORD!!! Literally a decades worth of old content will be gone because of this stupid thing, this is basically like burning down the library of alexandria. ARCHIVE NOW!

Edit: AN UPDATE since i keep on seeing this one rbed a lot without it..Youtube videos are safe!

Another Edit: Turned off reblogs bcs people aren't rbing the one WITH the update and it started to annoy me sorry.

Another another edit: Reblogs are back on though please reblog this post with the update/edit...

#literally so fucking shit #ive never made a post like this but its worth a try #if theres anything i need to edit please let me know thxxx #edited again i accidentally put stinks rbelogg...sorry stinky

[invisiblemonstrosity]

it’s their’s to burn

sharing a cigarette with joan of arc - dante émile ( @orpheuslament ) // photography by brendon burton

#this poem punch anyone else in the grey matter or? #jk I fucking know it did #‘None of that matters when God has plans for you. I still love him I just wish he'd leave me alone.´ #GRRR BARK BARK BARK #holyyy shit do you know what you’ve done to my psyche ?? #words #edit #poetry edit #dante émile #joan of arc #sharing a cigarette with Joan of arc #aesthetic #aes #art #photograph #Brendan burton #western gothic #typography #typo #writing #h8 #poem #Poet parlay

[the-meme-monarch]

loop my beloved

#i don’t think ​I’m anywhere near being done with this game but if anything happens to any of these characters i’ll bite my hands off #the art gallery #in stars and time #i tried to do some dappled lighting but idk if i like how it turned out 💔 so i included the sketch #EDIT i feel like i should mention i know Full Well shit is going to happen if all the art of siffrin crying is anything to go by. i just kn #i just know that once i actually get there it’s gonna fucking wreck me JXSJSMXJMSSMXJSJ #ans i mean art of siffrin crying as in In The Game. i think it literally opens on an image of them crying ?

[shorthaltsjester]

the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

#also with softer vibes. i offer They #every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit #the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family #also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9. #when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them #i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake. #the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor. #a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp #also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees. #the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay. #ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video. #crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives #as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes. #and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met. #rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed #posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc. #general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts #which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth. #critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #fjord #veth brenatto #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #my posts

[judasisgayriot]

Fall Out Boy gets uncomfortable

#patrick stump #pete wentz #fobedit #fall out boy #peterick #i guess?? #fob #anni edits #patrick gives pete a gyno exam. you know. like bros do. lol #why did they do this in particular to make this point?? who can say. normal thing to do obv #anyway the depths of weird fob shit never ends lmao #video of patrick feelin around in pete’s p.ussy literally. incredible.

[marc--chilton]

i think hoffstrahm is like. THE funniest saw ship. one is fucking insane and the other is a serial killer

#saw #they don't infest me like the bathroom boys do but i do think of them sometimes #also all the jokes about strahm just being on coke and shit all the time like #you know the fuckass saw editing when someone's in a trap and everything is spinning and going nuts #that's what i imagine strahm's brain is like #hoffman is just elevator music that is randomly intercut with gymbro hype type beast mode shit #fuck it i guess i'll go ahead and tag them too huh why not #hoffstrahm

[from-the-clouds]

pedro pascal has/has had an incredibly fascinating career and I’d love to hear him talk more about what draws him to certain roles or what his process looks like but all interviewers seem to be able to do is to beg him to call himself daddy and ask him if he watches edits of himself

#like there’s nothing wrong with thinking he’s hot or making edits but good fucking god let this man talk about SOMETHING ELSE #I KNOW he has more interesting shit to say #like if he’s already answered the question 1000 times why do you need to ask it again it’s just lazy fucking journalism #if you can even consider it that!!! #the mandalorian #the last of us #Pedro pascal

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

In the stripped club.

Straight up.

Jorking it.

and by "it", hah.

Well. let's justr say. My peanits.

Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #i trust that you all know what this is a reference to #BEFORE ANYONE ASKS......... i've already posted the full pic on here before. scroll for it. you animal. #its less cursed in color #suggestive #<- adding that just cause of the pic more than the audio #* when i say i edited the music #basically i take it out as best i can #do the effects n basic shit like cutting out silence and as many sound effects as i can #then edit it back in

[buglaur]

fireworks show 🎆

material preview version is very cute also :)

i struggled with the lighting on this one so badly, but it turned out alright in the end.

i actually started it last year for new years 2023 but never got around to finishing it, hence no progress pictures this time sadly lol. i do have a very low-res, first draft, test gif though

stills 🥳

#first post of 2024 hi happy new years 👋🎉 #ts4 #ts4 render #tw flashing #flash warning #< please let me know if i need to put any other tags #it took me a whole 90 minutes to jump through every loophole possible and make this gif under 10mb.... #and now the qualitys shit #for the love of all things good please do not look at this on mobile #thanks for stickin with me through 2023 :) #i know i don't respond to comments or asks half the time but i read every single one and they make my day #sorry #haven't even started gameplay with them yet and i'm already making renders #spoilers for what relationships may form 👀 #the urge to design the bands first album and photoshoot and everything is strong #but calm down girl you haven't even given them a name yet #i'll try make a sim dump for anon in the next 2 weeks some time #edits #for now goodnight

[skeletalheartattack]

#was talking to a friend and she was talking about how she didnt like how disruptive the tutorial of the demo was #since she wanted to look at the pretty environments without the distractions #and this is what popped into my braine #ive had the gumby pokey format in my brain since the demo but i didnt know whod fit the gumby slot #sorry collin. #i personally didnt mind the tutorial (from watching a stream of the whole demo) but i can see how it could be frustrating #:) i like oatchi #edit: for further clarification im not shitting on collin. i just didnt have much other choice. collin im so so sorry.

[coquelicoq]

what i like especially about the pronouns in the goblin emperor is that this language doesn't just have the T-V distinction (aka informal vs. formal second-person pronouns, in this case 'thou' vs. 'you'), it also has informal and formal first-person pronouns. having BOTH of these distinctions in the same language lets you fine-tune your tone by mixing and matching. with only one axis of formality, when you use informal pronouns, are you being familiar in an intimate way, or in an insolent or dismissive way? when you use formal pronouns, are you being polite or standoffish? you can't tell just from the pronouns; there's ambiguity. but a language where you can use a formal first-person pronoun in the same sentence as an informal second-person pronoun allows you to distance yourself (via the formal first) while also being familiar (via the informal second), thereby achieving the conversational tenor known to linguists as Fuck Thee Specifically.

#just kidding i don't know what linguists call that tenor. or any tenors. i'm not totally positive what a tenor even is #but i can't let that stop me from writing a jokey post on tumblr dot com #register is a very interesting area of linguistics that i know very little about #so i'm probably revealing the depths of my vast ignorance here to all the sociolinguists who surely hang on my every word #but i've always thought of the formal/informal pronoun thing as being about two things: intimacy-distance & rudeness-politeness #and of course you can usually tell from context whether a formal pronoun is meant to indicate distance or politeness #(plus distance and politeness are related to each other (to various degrees depending on culture)) #but it seems like it would be cool to have a built-in alignment chart of sorts just for pronoun combos #instead of prep jock nerd goth...why not try intimate self-effacing polite superior? #the goblin emperor #pronouns #register #sociolinguistics #my posts #f #anyway i know i said i wasn't going to reread the goblin emperor...but guess what. lol #and i edited my tags on that earlier post but fyi the language DOES distinguish between plural and formal singular pronouns #i had said i thought it used the same pronouns for plural and formal but i just wasn't paying close enough attention #so anyway i just reread the part where maia is talking to setheris in formal first and informal second #and you can see setheris going ohhh shit. oh shit oh shit oh shit #i'm in biiiiiig trouble #you sure are dude. that's the Time to Grovel signal #it's interesting because at the very beginning of the book when i first saw the formal first used i just thought it was the royal we #because i knew the main character was supposed to be royalty #but then EVERYONE was doing it. so it's not the royal we it's just the formal we #however. this does make me realize that the way the royal we would function in a language that retains the t-v distinction #is the same way i'm describing here. it's just reserving that particular tone (i'm better than you and am displeased with you) #for royalty only. which makes sense given royalty's whole deal

[valentjin]

linkedin profile pic energy

#raphael #raphael bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #i mean there are no spoilers but it's from the patch 5 epilogue so #i edited professional headshots in the past and i could not stop thinking about it when i watched these scenes #and so here we are #the first one is your standard professional headshot/profile pic fare #the second one feels very law firm “about us” page #and the third one is giving advice column vibes. “ask raphael” “ask the devil you know” kinda shit #mine #my screenshots

[whatudottu]

Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)

do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?

:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)

#shockwave #tfp shockwave #breakdown #tfp breakdown #transformers #tfp #maccadam #fanart #making a joke post only to caption it with heavy shit? hip hip hooray! #another edition of 'putting shockwave into situations that utterly confound him' #this being 'breakdown lives' edition or at least 'breakdown lives long enough to see shockwave' #this is a high effort shitpost i used to cope with the fact i have no puter only laptop so i do art instead #which is an oldie from when i still had school so it's ONLY purpose is to art #because it can't do anything else atm #the text in shockwave's colour is a modified 'why are we here' copypasta #having to deal with the chicanery of breakdown's bodacious chassis chat #i'd say that the confusion alone if not the irritation would be logical enough reason for the processor to run wild #even if he calls it illogical in the process #i don't know the size difference between shockwave and breakdown #i just know that starscream is about the same heightish as shockwave give or take a stiletto #and breakdown's taller than screamer so... head taller (if measuring from head because wow shoulders) breakdown #which is funny to me because breakdown's an apc and shockwave's a tank damn these proportions are wacky 😫