“he’s my babygirl!”
i shout to the crowd, pointing ahead. everyone’s head slowly pans to matt sturniolo, the twenty year old grown man sat in the audience. the room is silent. someone coughs.
slowly, someone rises. “she’s right,” they say. “he is babygirl.” one by one, dazednmatthews tumblr mutuals rise, applause erupting. they’ve proven the world wrong. grown men can in fact be baby girl asf too.
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okay so… solomon with his 72 pact marks doing the guilty challenge
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Of course you miss me I was the best you ever had.
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mammon dishes out the most 90s/00s insults ever. tell me he wouldn't absolutely slay every 90s movie? he'd be the 90s heartthrob actor that every girl would have posters of in their bedrooms. all the romance movies he'd be cast in? stop. it's all i can think about.
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You have to trust me
2nd art piece for the RBB with @thetardigrape and their amazing fic! This chapter is absolutely one of my favorites so if you haven’t read it already you should!
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thanks to random post I remembered that I didn't post these last summer sketches here
- get you damn dog dude
- it dont bite
good dog, best friend
(in the last summer because of my friend's joke, I remembered my old fixation on OFF and decided to make a couple of sketches
I remembered how much I love the Batter's gigachad form and it's just like wow, dude, I'm such a monsterfucker, I'm not ashamed)
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Zack: Hey, I came back to get Cloud.
Kyrie: Who?
Zack: The guy I left in your care?
Kyrie: Oh him. I sold him.
Zack: YOU WHAT?!
Kyrie: Some goth with long silver hair gave me fifty gil for him.
Zack: You sold him to Sephiroth for fifty gil?! You can only by a potion with that!
Kyrie: Yeah, but I picked his pocket and got this neat paperweight.
Zack: THAT'S THE BLACK MATERIA.
Kyrie: You wanna buy it? Eight thousand gil.
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It's Ok to miss me, it's me.
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"im all sonic and tardis and timelord, take that away... take away the toys. what am i?" & "you dont have a tardis, or a sonic" & "doesnt work when i do it" & "i played a game and let him in" & "this is not a game" & "you gambled and you lost" & "life's a gamble" & "games dont have a memory" & "is that not the game?" & "lucky at dice" & "tag, youre it"
youre like a kid sometimes
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matty u wanna post a leg up mirror pic so bad
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THE SCAR ON DEREKS MOUTH…. Ohmigod. i hope it awakens something in you cause im still thinking about treasure derek and his scars. Hedwig pelase…. (Ily ….)
Okay but imagine Derek with scars... in Jane Eyre AU...
Everyone, I'm afraid the seed has been planted.
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I know you stalk me.
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rooting for a garWIN in tommorows poll
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These little throwaway adoring glances get to me every time.
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PIGE BUECKERS HAS THE NEEDY WHITE GIRL FACE ‼️‼️
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