#I lied

[hot-pota-toes]

I keep thinking about the second time Astarion beds you. The night he says. "Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. You will come to my bed tonight, won't you?"

…

You're on your back on his bed roll. His body over yours, hands unbuttoning your shirt. His lips on your neck.

It's similar to the last time. He knows exactly how to touch you, almost like he already knows exactly what you want, without even needing to tell him. Like he's an actor who has done this play a million times before.

You reached for his wrist to stop his hands from roaming you. He pulls back from your neck. "What is it darling? Not having second thoughts, are you?"

You've found that as much as he likes to talk, Astarion keeps a lot of private things to himself. You'd never wanted to pry. The last thing you wanted was to make him feel uncomfortable. But if sex was going to become a regular thing between you two, you needed to know this at least.

"Last time in the forest, you weren't exactly present.” You say, recalling the night at the tiefling party. “I'm just wondering what I could do to make you feel comfortable. Like, do you have a weird kink or something? What is it that you like?” A gentle smile graced his lips when kink was mentioned. But it quickly fades.

He loses his composure and can't seem to make eye contact with you. "I don't know, no one else has ever bothered to ask me that before."

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldur’s gate astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion fanfiction #astarion fluff #astarion and tav #astarion x tav #tav x astarion #bg3 tav #tav #tav baldur's gate #baulders gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 spoilers #astarion fic #astarion x reader fluff #fluff #bg3 smut #astarion x reader smut #astarion smut #no smut #i lied #baldurs gate 3

[yumethefrostypanda]

Simon "Will fuck you up" Riley

#i lied #i need him on my dash #mwiii spoilers #mw3 spoilers #simon ghost riley #simon riley #lieutenant #ghost #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #modern warfare iii #cod mwiii #mw3

[doydoune]

paper history

#dounart #ace attorney #aa #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney fanart #narumitsu #narumitsu fanart #wrightworth #art #fanart #sketch #hey how you feeling well i'm doing just fine #i lied #i'm dying inside #<- completely unrelated to the art but this vine has been stuck in my head for five days straight

[animatedtext]

requested by lemondreams-lavenderbees 

#image #I lied #I am not having a funky fresh time #lemondreams-lavenderbees

[meltedmush]

Translation for the last one (Also one of my favorite bits, THE DONGHUA IS SO FUNNY TOO,, EVERYONE BE LOOKIN’ LIKE SIMS 3 CHARACTERS:

SQQ: Look into your senior brother’s eyes,

SQQ: ARE YOU MOVED?

#人渣反派自救系统 #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #scum villain #mushyrt #help. me. #I said in the previous post I’d stop with the svsss doodles #i lied

[fizrose]

now that my brain iz nearly fully developed i can at last enjoy fps games w/out sucking total azz

#i lied #nothing haz changed #i still suck!1!!!1!!11!!! #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 fanart

[imthursdaysyme]

#drawing #art #digital art #stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #i love them a normal amount #no I dont #I lied #will do it again #they are platonic #and if you dont agree I'm going to chase you out of my yard with a big ass metal bat #okay?

[pinetreevillain]

Friends Like These Part 11

First, Previous, next

#my art #rottmnt #timothy #rottmnt timothy #comic #rottmnt donnie #donatello #Friends Like These #fanart #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #i lied #these and the next few parts have the very best timothys i’ve ever drawn

[surely-sims]

𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟖 𝐎𝐅 𝟏𝟐: 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗 ™ 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝙺𝚒𝚝

A lil vintage fast food kit! 4 Tables, 3 Chairs and 1 Booth Legally Distinct! 🤡🍔 Tragic Clown Portrait done by my beloved @lumenniveus Check out his amazing work here!

(and now I'm officially a day late. In my defense I really wanted to make these?) 🤷‍♀️

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#i told myself i would do something simple #i lied #sims 4 advent #shrimpmas 23 #my cc

[sloanegabe]

All of the times Jim Halpert ignored work to go flirt with the receptionist

The Office (2005 - 2013)

#the office #the office us #jim halpert #pam beesly #pam halpert #jim x pam #jim and pam #jimpam #theofficeedit #sitcom #tvgifs #tvedit #dailytvfilmgifs #cinematv #filmtvdaily #dailytvgifs #i lied #these aren't all the times #there are a few missing but the way they were filmed didn't look right in this gifset lol :( #mine #jenna fischer #john krasinski

[sweeteastart]

Making the cap'tain wait, huh ?

Closeup under the cut 'cause I took too long on his face for it to not be included in 4K

#I DIDN'T TAKE WEEKS #I LIED #wanted to do the golden houe lightning but i didnr quite got it i think sbandbbd #anyways #for you Wars lovers (me included ofc) here's the boy #hes just so sassy #he's thinking of murder #probably #lu wars #lu warriors #lu #linked universe #linked universe warriors #sweeteastart

[levaleth-blog]

Really like this scene 🫣

Amuro vs. Kid ⛓️🔥

#dcmk #名探偵コナン #fanart #kaito kid #detco #amuro tooru #Me hyperfixating on Kid wearing Tiara #Totally not obsessed #I lied #AHHH 😭♥️ #HE'S GORGEOUS #levath6art #kaito kuroba

[nounaarts]

Still practicing a style so boom pow Macaque redraws !!

#I promise you im so normal about him #i lied #im insane #i love him so much #he makes me go crazy #all i want is his happiness #is that too much to ask???? #WHY CANT HE BE HAPPY??? #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #lmk #lmk six eared macaque #monkie kid #lego monkie kid season 4 #macaque #lmk macaque #monkie kid art

[snekberry]

they snuck out of the institute-sanctioned new year party and went to the rooftop for some peace and quiet

#i know i said i wouldnt make any art until my exams are over #i lied #the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #magpod #magnus pod #snekberry draws

[darylsdelts]

It doesn’t matter how many times I see this picture, I always have to look at the ceiling and take a deep breath, otherwise I might get violent.

#I lied #I always get violent #there’s no stopping it #norman reedus #fuck #arms! #darylarms

[thebibliosphere]

Feeling somewhat called out by my Steam year in review.

ID: A purple screenshot of the Gotham Knights artwork showing Red Robin, Nightwing, and Batgirl. The text reads, "You picked up this game for the first time and were immediately hooked."

I'm not telling you how many hours I've sank into this since getting it a few months ago, but needless to say, it's a lot.

#I lied #I've played 204.5 hours #for a game that most people play for 40 hours max #according to steam at least