Family isn’t always the people you’re born to
Sometimes family is you, your partner, and the 7000 ravenous vampire spawn you released into the sewer
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Do you think Shuake celebrates the anniversary of interrogation room? I assume Akechi bakes a “Sorry for Shooting You” cake and Akiren cooks a “Sorry for Faking My Death” dinner.
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Happy 11/21 also known as the day Akira came home and Ryuji ran straight into his arms amen 🙏
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absolutely besotted with the idea of u being the leader of a group of frat boys and having me join, only to have all my holes filled as an ‘initiation’ that’s never really over :3 drawing out the idea of me being a hole for you and all the guys to use when they want out— for a day, then two, a week, then a month, till its just the norm to drop to my knees and start sucking cock when someone comes into my bedroom eeee
I’d text you to be ready for me on my way home from class, when I get there I want your pants around your ankles, ass up while you spread it and show off to me and embarrass yourself for anyone else who can see
And the boys would just fuck you sloppy, ur line name would be seconds…get it cause you’re fucking sloppy seconds
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Okay this doesn’t fit the tone of the rest of the fic so I’m probably going to have to change it but these paragraphs made me giggle
Impa has had plenty of battle experience in her life.
Countless days spent training in both tactics and fighting itself, long hours plugged into doing nothing but honing the skills of her tribe and others she’s been gifted with, and learning the best ways to use them in a fight.
But there’s really no way to prepare yourself for a battle in which both your past lover (who can’t exactly be called her husband since Impa hasn’t even spoken to him in almost two decades, and has for some reason aligned himself with an army of monsters) and son (who is unaware of the identity of either of his parents, and shouldn’t be on the battlefield anyway since he’s not even of age) are both running around in on opposite sides, making it impossible to keep track of either of them.
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Hi Tumblr I still have art block so here’s a redraw I did of this image
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Baldur’s Gate 3 really is WILD. Like, the whole camp is arguing over who gets to fuck you and then Gale is just sat in a corner, chewing on a boot…
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idc about the mini reveal in the adventuring party, in my heart if pinocchio had died and become thrice upon a time he would have returned as pinocchio, former evil henchman to tina johnson before she became a train conductress
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her name is jk rowling because her life is a joke
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Part 1
Jake Parks guide to pocket moss !
It's excellent for healing wounded teammates!
(Again featuring @fantasticfairfield )
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*sarah heathcliff voice* you let a blonde man speak to you like that??
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