#I literally just giffed this for his hands

[macfrog]

hi queenie, love of my life 😌 i’d like to ask the following for 🩵: d’you think there was ever a moment where joel really thought holy shit. she drives me insane… i gotta fuck her. ???

(rly hoping there was 😌)

ily, sister! thanks for the gif. feeling really. normal. about him. right now. oh, yeah. he had his moments. let's get into it.

compensation 1.1k words | duckie's baby shower 🩵 warnings: literally just joel masturbating to the thought of his neighbor. good shit.

she can’t have been older than twenty-five, when she moved in.

hell, she’s not even thirty yet, as it is. she’s too fucking –

you’re too fucking young for him, and that’s the end of that.

at least – that’s what joel’s telling himself, trapped on your front porch. watching you relive the story of the ups driver who almost wouldn't let you sign for his package.

doing his best to keep his eyes on yours, and not the thin tank top you’re wearing.

“…she’s like, how do i know you’re gonna get this to him? i’m like, uh, what the fuck do i want with my boring ass neighbor’s mail? no offense, joel. but c’mon. i’m literally signing for it. anyways.”

you turn, bending down for the box by the stairs, and joel drags his eyes upwards.

his hand shakes at his side. jaw ticks, watching you turn back, the package leaning against your front. your breasts – oh, jesus.

he swallows. his throat feels like carpet burn.

“’s heavy,” you mutter, edging towards him. “rock collecting?”

“mind your business,” joel clips, slipping his hands around the box. the back of his wrists brush against the swell of your breasts, and he stares so intensely at his own address on the label that he hopes it’s burned forever into his vision.

you huff as the weight passes into his hands. a little sigh.

something twitches beneath his belt buckle.

joel sits the box on his hip. “well, thanks for this. and for calling me boring.”

you cross your arms. it only pushes your tits up more. “stay humble, old man.”

he should walk away. right now. he should take his package, and his pride, and the fucking rock in his jeans – and head on home.

but then you slump against the doorpost, one ankle crossing over the other, and say, “s’posed to get pretty hot this summer.”

“’s already pretty hot.”

“hotter, jackass. they’re sayin’ record temperatures.”

“they say that every year.”

you poke at the inside of your cheek with your tongue. the way you always do, when you’re trying to annoy him.

and it’s working.

“actually, uh –” joel shifts between feet, “– i was gonna ask you a favor.”

“mhm?”

his gaze trickles down your figure. each curve and swell of supple skin. the shorts he’s getting a little too used to seeing you in, too used to looking for. your bare legs, and the glow of sun on them.

when he looks back up, you’re smirking at him.

christ, he wants to wipe that smirk clean off your face. wants to twist it into something darker, something…something louder, and filthier, and –

“joel. hellooo?”

you wave your hand in front of his face, and he snaps back.

“huh? oh, shit. sorry – i, uh…” a flush rises like an inferno up his neck. he shakes his head, fighting it off. “yeah. a favor.”

“you good? don’t pass out on my porch,” you warn. “wait until you’re back on your own land to do that.”

he breathes a laugh – panting, almost. “i’m good. i just – i need someone to water my, uh – my plants. i’m outta town next week, visitin’ my brother. if you wouldn’t mind…”

he feels like a fucking moron when he finally meets your eye again.

you blink back at him, frowning. head tipped, looking him up and down. “i don’t mind,” you say, something cautious in your voice, “but i expect generous compensation for my time.”

“compensation,” joel agrees, nodding. he’d do anything to be off this goddamn porch right now. “how about i’ll owe you one?”

“works for me.”

“alright. thank you, again,” he holds the package up, “and, uh – i’ll see ya.”

he’s gone before he hears your response.

too young. she’s too young. you’re so young. goddamn it.

you drive him fucking insane. you and your little shorts, the simper on your face. he swears he could see through the white of your top, two perfect circles where –

oh, fuck.

he spills into his bathroom, a heavy hand slamming down on the valve. the water roars from the showerhead, louder than the blood in his ears.

joel hauls his tee over his shoulders, the fabric peeling from his muscles and crumpling in a damp pile on the floor. he shucks the rest of his clothes off, kicking them to the side, and steps straight into the cubicle.

he looks down, and – fucking hell.

his cock sways between his legs, all rosy and already dripping. he can feel his pulse hammering at his tip; hisses when the stream sprays over it.

his hand lifts, curving around air.

shit, he just wants to touch himself. wants to relieve the ache between his hips. he has to.

he balls his fists against the tiled wall. his head drops low between his shoulders. the water pours down over him, pastes his dark hair in soaking flicks around his face. he can taste the salt of sweat and sun as it slips from his skin.

once. if he only did it once, would it matter? he’s hard now, anyways. there’s a quick fix.

you just – you caught him off-guard. he only went over there to pick up a package. he didn’t fucking know you’d be – oh, christ – he didn’t know you’d be in that shirt. no bra, no nothing beneath it.

he can still feel the plush of your tits on his knuckles. the way they moved as you leant against the doorframe. he can still see the summery shine on your skin.

he thinks about slipping his hands under the hem of your tank. up, up, up, across your smooth skin until he’s cupping them. squeezing them; circling his thumbs over the hardening peaks.

the short breaths from your lips, your smirk melted into a delicate o-shape. voiceless, nothing but whimpering and gasping when his teeth take your nipple.

before he even realizes it – he’s stroking his cock.

and quickly.

he groans, lips turning to his bicep. he bites down on the skin, hard.

he’d slip your shorts down your hips; see whatever slutty little panties you wear. he’d pull your thighs over his shoulders, unfold your sweet cunt and –

“shit,” joel pants, hips stuttering. his fingers splay out on the slippery tile.

you’re so infuriating. loudmouthed and fucking bratty. and he could shut you up, he knows he could. he’d sit you on his cock, wrapped perfectly around him, and fuck you dumb. fuck you until you’re nothing but a sobbing, soaking mess.

fuck you with that scrap of a tank top on. tits bouncing beneath it, the fabric riding higher and higher until they’re exposed.

what a good fuckin’ girl, taking all of him. letting him split you open, letting him fuck you raw. so big he’ll leave an ache deep inside you; so hard that he makes you come three times over before he’s even close.

but – fuck, he’s close, right now.

“c’mon, baby,” he mutters into his skin. teeth gritted; fist so tight the skin threatens to split across his knuckles. “make me come, c’mon.”

it’d dribble from your cunt, and he’d push it straight back in. make damn sure you keep it all in there, make damn sure you’re walking around all full of him. the seam of your thighs slick, semen seeping into your panties.

“goddamn,” he groans, and with a throb, coats the shower wall.

his cock twitches, pulses until he’s empty. the ache begins to thaw.

he shuts the shower off, still massaging his softening dick as he steps back out. he lifts a towel and drags it across his tingling body.

and he swears, when he notices the sun dipping below your roof –

it will never happen again.

#another “short” one from me :) will i ever stop rambling about this man's dick #duckie's baby shower #🩵 #mrsmando #sweet child o' mine

[ride-a-dromedary]

[May I kiss you?] I was hoping you would ask.

#BG3 #Wyll Ravengard #Halsin #wyllsin #bg3edit #otheredits #my stuff #please ignore how crappy these gifs are i promise i will make good ones again i just had to get this done #because *screams into my hands* #they make me unwell they're so cute #them in their fancy attire makes this look like duke!wyll and his strange hermit wood elf suitor #who also happens to be a powerful archdruid wearing heavy finery like he only does once in a blue moon - but you wouldn't know #because he spends all his time praising Wyll and doting on him and talking about his orphanage #you think part of little wyll's fantasies of growing up and falling in love and fairytale romances involved a bear #sweeping him off his feet literally and figuratively? #i had to uninstall the mod for wyll's pointy ears and teeth a sad day

[red-moon-at-night]

I find it so SO interesting that as soon as Kazui's breaking their marriage vows and revealing his true feelings (literally tearing apart the dove), the wife is already falling off the balcony

Her hair is fluttering in the wind. The apple fucking splatters on the ground this whole sequence is so visceral I'm spinning it around in my mind. Kazui views his truth telling as a violent act, the killing blow.

#milgram #capri talks #kazui mukuhara #Cat #I made a gif for this are you happy (I love this part way too much I would've made it anyway) #I have... thoughts about this which Scare me but. For now... I am going to assume in good faith that this must be taken figuratively and #symbolically because that's the most obvious interpretation right. right guys??? *one fear* #*looks at the voice drama which starts with how he's never gone up against a woman as strong as him until kotoko* #*looks at the line 'it’s generally the heavier person who ends up winning.'* #*looks at that one frame in Cat at 2:33 where he's holding her back* #DONT MIND ME IM JUST DELIBERATING I want him to be innocent I want things to be simple but I'm so worried of being hoodwinked-- #--when the guy literally emphasises sleight of hand tricks and magicians and disappearing acts in his MV :'D #when he literally has a 'son of man' painting reference (man w/apple in front of face) #I am going to stop talking or else I shall combust into a million pieces #analysis #described

[gingerteaonthetardis]

#sure, jan

#txfedit #foxmulderedit #msredit #xfilesedit #tvandfilm #tvedit #tvgifs #romancegifs #90sedit #gifs #fox mulder #david duchovny #ALEXA PLAY MITSKI FRANCIS FOREVER #he literally does not know what to do without her #he does not know where to put his hands etc. etc. #anyway i know this episode is actually quite emotional and dark and even more so depending on where it lives in the cancer arc (???) but #it is also so fucking funny #just a man wandering around wishing his wife was there. real #x files never again #S04E13 #abbey gifs

[zishuge]

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 15

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #xie wei #zhou baoying #zhang linghe #felicia fan #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #sokpedit #*gifs:mine #THE WALNUT CAKE SAGA CONTINUES #i've made so many gifs about xie wei's freaking walnut cakes today #but i literally choked on my food with how hard i started laughing when he straight up YOINKED it out of her hand #i thought he was just going to actually pretend to try some lmaooo #the dramatic zoom in as his face falls oml #xie wei she's just a babyyy don't be mean to baoying

[magicaldreamfox1]

“but you like it, don't you?”

#last one for today! #my laptop needs to cool down now algkdkssknfs #anyways #pete likes being tied up. just on his own terms. as he should good for him #let's talk abt vegas kissing pete's hands. vegas keeps acting like they're literally married and it's killing me #he treats pete like he's the most precious thing in his life and it's not good for my heart #the soft kisses? i- #vegaspete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #bl shows #my gifs

[thefrsers]

OUTLANDER| 4.01 “AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL”

#outlander #outlanderedit #4x01 #jamie fraser #jamiefraseredit #claire fraser #clairefraseredit #jamie x claire #gifs #mine #this post was purposely made for scientific purposes...... #SIKE! lmaoooo i was just feelin *things* wink wink nudge nudge #anywho lets just appreciate his big ass hands literally covering her whole back #cos im most CERTAINLY appreciating it ;) #his biceps too they thic

[dennisboobs]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

↳ Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games // The Gang Goes Bowling

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #sunny sweet 16 #LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME DENNIS. HE WAS NEVER EMOTIONLESS. #YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH HIM. #the ONLY reason he didnt react during chardee macdennis is because their win was riding on it #the sunny wiki for so long saying this was proof of him being emotionless or somehow Immune To Pain #when he is LITERALLY WINCING AND SAYING OW AFTER THE FACT #it's the exact same thing as what mac and charlie were talking about with dee during emotional battery #she can get through that and then cry once theyve won. dennis can take a dart to the hand and be visibly in pain afterwards #and also i imagine breaking every bone in his hand is probably more painful than a dart jdsfkjsv #ada speaks #ada's gifs #I DIDNT WANT TO REBLOG SUNNYKEYSMASH'S POST IN CASE IT CAME OFF AS INFLAMMATORY BUT IM HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMPARISON SO UH SHOUTOUT #EDIT: CONTEXT WAS NOT THAT SUNNYKEYSMASH CLAIMED HE WAS EMOTIONLESS I JUST WAS INSPIRED AFTER SEEING A POST #i was mad at dudebros using the dart scene as evidence for him being a sociopath and it just reminded me jshvfkjsd

[skitskatdacat63]

I don't think I can ever emotionally recover from these

#the inherent romance of monaco parc ferme #seriously these murdered me i really can never recover from them #screaming crying THEM!!!!!!!! THEM!!!! THEMMMMM LOOK AT THEM!!!!! #jense's hand basically covering the breadth of seb's back im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal #the gif version of this you can only see seb's face and hes very fond too sob sob and they keep holding hands while theyre talking sob sob #THE WAY SEB'S CLOSING HIS EYES ANF RESTING HIS CHIN ON JENSE'S SHOULDER AND JENSE'S SMILE ABT IT #JENSE'S FOND EXPRESSION IN THE 2ND PIC LOOK AT THE WAY HES LOOKING AT HIM WITH THOSE FOND EYES IM GONNA CRY #pictures that make me need to get up and run laps around the room bcs im seriously gonna burst into tears #2011 sebson makes me roll around in bed kicking my feet and screaming #WHO IS DOING IT LIKE THEM!!! WHO ELSE WOULD TREAT AND LOOK AT THE GUY WHO JUST BEAT HIM WITH SUCH AFFECTION!?!??!?!??! #i seriously am gonna lose it when i watch the 2011 races i think i willl actually combust i cant handle it #('pictures that automatically make me think of Solar Flare') #(these are from before that fic takes place yet are the most romantic pics ive ever seen in my life) #(solar flare!mark was so right when he told jb that he and seb look in love in literally every pic of them together) #sebson #jenson button #sebastian vettel #sv5 #jb22 #we do a little bit of f1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2011 monaco gp #2011 monaco grand prix

[biillys]

BILLY WEEK → DAY TWO

sensitive, abrasive, stab you in the face keep a blade, heaven sakes, had to raise the stakes

better days, follow me like the saddest song

brockhampton; love me for life

#i don't even know. like i know i said that about yesterdays set but like #i know even less today. i have no explanation. what the fuck is this???? don't ask me! #anyway. [waves hands vaguely around this set] we love to have fun here on biillys dot tumblr dot com #remember when i made my last brckhmptn set and was like 'i have like 3 other songs i wanna do!!!' then never did. back in like 2020??? #this is one of the songs!!!! 3 yrs later!!!! thats completely fine!!!!! #anyway when bearface said 'i wish you'd love me for life love me for life love me for life' i felt that and billy felt that #billy also knows every work to j'ouvert. also heat. #also cried listening to weight so jot that down #billys last week on earth was fucking heartbreaking he was literally just so fucking lost #thinks about billy forever screaming and begging 'i don't understand' from when he was a lil kid all the way up until his last week #thinks about how his life was literally just one big tragedy #thinks about dying...... #billyweek23 #billyhargroveedit #m #gifs #harringroveweek

[justafriend-ql]

This is the problem I will face for the rest of my life. NEVER LET ME GO Episode 10

#never let me go #never let me go the series #nlmg #nuengdiao kiattrakulmethee #phuwin tangsakyuen #melgifs #yes this is the 3rd time I've giffed this scene #1) because there are literally an infinite number of ways to gif a given scene #2) you all know i LOVE a good reflection a.k.a. identity questioning shot #3) this time i wanted to emphasize the sense of loss in the scene. #i wanted the coloring to be metallic and lonesome - like nuengdiao's necklace #the happiness and color of the island now faded. the return to the heavy grey of his reality #'this is the problem I will face for the rest of my life' and the problem is just being who he is - the 'only one' #and having to accept and clutch that truth in his hand because if he's honest with himself - he always knew it would come to this #all alone again and the only one who can - and must - uphold his family's legacy #spiraling in the tags sorry it will happen again

[sunsetandthemoon]

THE ECLIPSE (2022)  

#the eclipse #the eclipse series #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #akkayan #akk x ayan #my gifs #their every interaction is literally just ayan: *flirts* akk: *gay panic* #i love how he knows exactly which buttons to push like the way he touched akk’s hand with his pen like that? it gave *me* butterflies #if one of them doesn’t make a move soon poor akk is going to combust shdfjkdsh

[skinks]

The English - 1.02

#the english #the english 2022 #chaske spencer #eli whipp #my gifs #yeah i uh 🥴 #i needed to see if i could work photoshop to make gifs again and i thought. why not the scene with eli's entire thigh out in the wind #while he performs an emergency c-section #listen you HAVE to understand how much thigh glimpsing there is in just 6 episodes #and how the costume designer literally said it was to evoke the kind of scandalised intimacy a victorian woman would feel on a roadtrip #averting thine eyes from exposed groin etc etc #hugo blick SAID it's a horse opera and i'm right here with my tiny little binocular glasses pressed to my face #once again eli just cannot help from helping people #also his hand is bigger than that baby. #it's all so very important to me

[kitnita]

otter tries to get his mask back on — DAL vs BOS — 02.19.24

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #his hair's been looking really nice lately & if he cuts it i'll sue #remember that game last season where he tried getting his mask on one handed & pavs and jbenn just sat there judging him on the bench #anyway. i just love that he puts his mask back on several times a day probably & still struggles with it SO much #babygirl have you considered using both hands. #this game was weirdly a nightmare to color also?? #i wanted to go back & gif wyatt getting pushed around by sway and there was literally no way to do that & have the gifs look uniform #+ the coloring i'd used for other clips from this game didn't work on this clip OR the wyattsway clip #i blame the city of boston #z:edit

[kazuhiras]

#Baldur's Gate 3 #Baldur's Gate III #Astarion #Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #but not really #hi I haven't uploaded anything in 6 years but I have such massive brainrot and I need to let it out somewhere xo xo #enjoy #(or not) #*mine #*gifs #*BG3tag #I just have so many Astarion feelings and most of them are cursed and the other half of them are just me making fun of everything he does #why is he so extra like look at his hand #the way his pinky sticks out my brain is literally infested by a tadpole and that tadpole is named Astarion

[aflockofravens]

I started watching Spy X Family and I didn't realize it was gonna be so fucking cute.

Fake dating/married is one of my favourite tropes ever. And I loved Mr and Mrs Smith. So this is right up my alley however.

I can just tell it's gonna be an extremely slow burn romance and I'm already dying. Loid and Yor are so flipping cute.

The JJK chokehold remains but now we get to add some slow burn, pining, and unrequited (but actually not) feelings (at least I'm assuming. It feels like that kind of prolonged misunderstanding).

Bring it.

#do we still embed gifs in our flappy hand text posts? #I've been out of the game for so long #anyways i loved this show immediately #Loid 'This is just for the mission; immediately falls in love with his fake wife and daughter' Forger #his shirt is made of husband material #also dad material #ep 5 killed me; as if he did all that 'for the mission' #just fess up to loving your daughter and giving her literally anything she asks for #anyone with eyes can see it #it's time to place bets on how long i have to go until there's even casual touching much less a damn kiss #their hands brushed briefly already and that reaction tells me we have a long ways to go #except she did get drunk immediately and pretty much straddle him so 🤷‍♀️ #her brother's reaction to that was... hella weird though #anyways bring on the new obsession while i recover from what's about to happen in JJK #spy x family #sxf