#I love ground beef

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Also just realized i never posted this

Mother ground sloth carrying her child on her back.

#paleoart #cenozoic #ground sloth #Megatherium #sloth #i guess??? #i love ground sloths so much wish modern sloths went this hard #i guess we have anteaters for that #also the colors on this were inspired by anteaters also the carrying young on her back is a behavior in anteaters and sloths #so i think its reasonable to believe ground sloths also did this #and more importantly its cute #also i have beef with the ice age sloth for gaslighting society into thinking anceint sloths werent cool #dragon draws creatures

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i napped the entire day away and my dreams included, but were not limited to: big earthquake that, as it was happening, i was like "oh this is a bad one" and my stepdad went "its not that bad" - our house slid down a ravine into water / very vivid evening apocalypse that - after the blast hit and i died - swirled into sleep paralysis that occurred While I Was Dreaming (and i do mean swirled. i got whipped around like an inflatable tube man) / rich people sitcom where everyone was unbearable but i had my dear cat Letti with me / sound-based monster shaped like my mom that i kept from killing me via a funny joke (i didnt even get to finish my microwaved macaroni smh)

#it was dream after dream after dream #man that apocalypse one tho. slotting that one into one of my favorite death dreams it was so pretty and peaceful #everyone was just meandering to the beach but for some reason my legs were really weak and i couldnt walk #i tried! but i wound up just collapsing on the crosswalk. but a nice lady stopped and helped me up #and she helped me to the beach where everyone was gathering to watch the oncoming blast #oh man it was gorgeous. it was the only source of light so the ocean was glimmering with it and a low golden hue was cast over everything #no one was screaming or panicking! no one was scared. there were people on picnic blankets or just standing and watching #it was gorgeous and calming in a morbid sort of way. we were all in it together <3 #absolutely unprompted #a great break from the irritating other dreams! #the earthquake one was Incredibly realistic - foreshocks and accurate ground movement and everything! #house shook right off of its foundation #that sleep paralysis Within a dream one tho. fuck that one lmao #i woke up and was So confused for a second bc i couldve sworn i had already woken up #good to know even my subconscious is done with The Demons trying to get me #i love clawing my way tooth and nail out of sleep paralysis and not humoring The Paralysis Horrors #if i ever see my sleep paralysis demon im biting it so fucking hard. we have beef

[scrapnick]

You ever find a favourite meal that also very likely the most depressing thing in the world to the public?

#scraps.png #I love ground beef and cottage cheese sorry #also ice coffe that’s just tap water and instant coffee with ice cubes

[unproduciblesmackdown]

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

#obviously referenced from start to finish. half second shots that kill #you go ''i was already Changed by the mere socked glasses flip / kick gifs. i'm ready'' but you are actually collapsed on the ground #raising my hand as one of the handful of randos who stood up suddenly these past few months like why yes i Will watch your films then #and also as [guy lecturing & emphatically pointing to laptop] i have to do everything myself the undereye coloring is a distinctive trait #fashion icon shit around here also i'm not kidding in the least #i want well another pair of glasses for one & graphic tees short shorts a fanny pack a calculator(?) buttonsy digital watch i completely do #also again with the adhd these flashbacks were beautiful. inspiring. revelatory. profound (cont.) #it's also occurring to me that i've watched a couple movies for the first time recently and it was like. man cmon #one horror one that was like. I Said Man Cmon. another non horror one that was just like an unending shrug #all the more appreciation like yeah hey a horror movie and also just a movie where it's like yes i'm completely along for the ride wahoo yay #raising my third hand as a correct opinions about media haver #corned beef #it #no time to be coy i was here three and greater than three years ago. and just nowadays; evidently: #reddie #online listicle video voice The Couple Of Dozen V Varied Moments From The IT Movies That Drew Blood (Mine) #whoever came up with this sequence i'm kissing on the mouth like my god. again: profound #the power of the rileable using their end of things as their plausible deniability. like oh god i hope he thinks i'm cool. ok asshole Enough #being the guy Just Standing There like fellas the boy you're in love with very insistently did this wyd (only caring abt literature) #adding a 50% pink overlay like it comes time to make these coloring choices & i put on a vivacious song to inspire having fun / being myself #great choice imo. now to slide right under that midnight est wire

[icewindandboringhorror]

#when you actually look at the recipes they're not even that weird or anything I just find the names interesting #there's one just titled ''Rocks'' which I wish would have fit as another option but I used all the spaces lol #Also some of the recpies from the section 'Cookery For The Sick And Convalescent' #are just like 'apple water'' 'beef essence'' #I tried to leave out most of the obvious ''weird'' ones like 'jellied shrimp' or potted pigeon or like beef livers or whatever #except for cold fish pudding which I just like because of the specifics #'fish pudding' ? eh sounds normal. 'COLD fish pudding' ? now it sounds funnier for some reason #like what else is it meant to be.. ?? lukewarm fish pudding #Also considered including 'bread queen' 'cracker queen' and 'egg balls' #the name 'baconized meat balls' is funny but also I felt it would skew the reuslts since everyone likes bacon #and would just choose that lol. I also like 'rummage pickle' and 'Creamy Eggs Basket Style' #Which again are all like. relatively totally normal recipes but the way they choose to phrase the titles can sound silly #Like ''rocks'' just seems like some sort of cookie maybe - with currants and raisins in it (not really an oatmeal cookie #but just .. idk.. ?? maybe little balls with fruit in them) but instead of being like 'Raisin & Currant Treats' or whatever #it's like ''yeah lets just call this ''rocks''. like a rock from the ground? yeah' #ANYWAY #Love old books so much.. I should do another one of these where people choose which product is the best out of #all the various weird things shown in the advertising section of the 1880s magazines I have lol #I dont remember clearly but I swear there was like 'Electric shoe!' or something strange. I dont know if I could find enough #though since most of them are just normal like.. buying furniture or things like that #aNYWAY.. hgh.. again I am not just going to post polls forever I do have other things I'm working on lol #I have low energy right now and polls are a lot easier to make than like editing 30 costume photos lol #I have a physical therapy appointment soon hopefully and maybe I can sort out some of the Constant Pains and such

[emivizx]

I tried my best and that's what matters most

#beef boss #beef boss my love #artists on tumblr #i love him #digital arwork #i am never gonna finish this #simply was a back ground test run #i suck at bgs

[mlmloved]

my mom finished rote and we’ve spent all morning talking about how beloved deserved so much better

#I love beloved so much I hate thinking about canon bc it just makes me upset #the entire f&f trilogy is just a compilation of beloved being treated like garbage #who writes an angel of a character just to put them into a meat grinder #and then form the ground beef into the shape of an angel again and then run it through the meat grinder again #god #my beloved #rote

[dirt-str1der]

What ive learned about the yakuza community is that you guys are way too hung up over that scene in y4 where he pinned haruka to the ground then started panting really heavily , that didnt happen for me , that scene wasnt real to me i forgot about it.

#Yakuza loveblog #it literally didnt happen for me like the game could have been perfect without it so i took it out #like how could you not like saejima he... he would be the perfect man if not for that scene #but it WOULD be funny to make haruka have beef with both majima (kidnapped her) and saejima (lowkey assaulted her) #saejima wouldnt do that .. he loves kids ... #i adore saejima i think hes super cool and extremely hardcore. more hardcore than kiryu even and kiryu is extremely hardcore #saejima was the first to almost die in the snow but unlike kiryu he didnt even get frostbite #well he did a bit but it wasnt that bad ... kiryus fingers were one hard press from having the flesh slough right off #anyway HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SAEJIMA HES SO COOOOOOL #Hes so charismatic and you can tell the depths of his empathy are unfathomable ... he looks at someone with sorrow and you know his heart #is breaking. he always gets so serious and sombre when hes trying to convince someone not to go down a dark path #my stomach HURTS. see saejima could have given me medicine because he is so kind #you have got to forgive him for pinning haruka to the ground with his knee between her legs like you need to forgive him #that was a slipup he was never planning on doing anything and he was very sorry for it ... i swear to you he just froze up he wasnt planning #on touching her or anything ... you know whos truly to blame ? kiryu. for standing there once again like a stone starue and letting it happe #hey ‘suzuki’ (lol thats a good one i might steal it later) i know youre an escaped convict because of the animalistic look in yout eye when #you pinned my twelve year old daughter to the ground and slobbered on her. and not the other telltale signs like you wearing a prisoners #outfit when you washed up on shore (lol) no there were no other clues. that was what tipped me off #hated kiryu in y4 he is useless. i will never forgive him. see saejima was panicking because haruka was going to call an ambulance. kiryu #had a cool head and he still decided to do some stupid shit. too bad i badly want men who make bad decisions and want to fuck kiryu so much

[notbecauseofvictories]

Do you have some nice burger recipes please ?

Unfortunately, I do not have a grill so when it comes to burgers I'm hamstrung---they just don't taste the same when baked or pan-fried. After multiple attempts at using fancy toppings to try and hide this fact, I have given up.

I do have a solid recipe for turkey burgers though! You can sear them in a pan and then bake, and they don't seem to lose too much in terms of juicy umami flavor. This recipe from the NYT, featuring grated onion and Worcestershire sauce, is my go-to; I usually throw in some parsley, cumin, and even garlic powder or paprika to give it more flavor. Sear on the stovetop, then transfer to a lined and rimmed baking sheet in the oven.

(I'd also recommend using something slightly fattier than the leanest ground turkey available---I like an 85% if I'm going to make burgers with it.)

If you're specifically craving the taste of beef burgers, I'm a big fan of making "burger" filling and then stuffing it into dinner rolls (as a sort of Americanized bierock), empanadas, or egg rolls. This sort of filling is ludicrously easy---a pound of beef, browned together with a finely-chopped white onion; a tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce and then dill pickle relish, garlic powder, and salt to taste. You can even add in your favorite cheese and condiments before stuffing into the carb of your choice.

If after all this, you're still craving a burger, a real burger, and nothing else will do....

Ground chuck ideally, though you can do a 70-80% lean ground beef too. Packet of dry onion soup mix. Combine well, using your hands or a sturdy spoon; crack an egg over the mixture and continue to mix. Refrigerate for at least half an hour before shaping into patties. Pan-sear and then bake, or grill to desired doneness. Toppings to preference.

.....I know, I know, it seems way too simple. But it's hands-down the best burger you'll make in a home kitchen, so let the nice food scientists at Knorr be your guide.

#usually I can link you to individual recipes but that won't work here #because I LOVE burgers and despite not having a grill I have experimented with them a lot #the problem with straight-up grilled burgers is that you can't really accommodate any liquids except the fat of the meat #which means it ALL has to be dry or it doesn't work #so the mix of spices is key - using something pre-made makes sense unless you have endless opportunity to experiment yourself #but if you're browning ground beef or turkey in a pan you can add things like worcestershire or soy sauce; relish or mustard #and the meat will luxuriate in those flavors for a bit #......never 4get that I spent a year in philly and decided no one east of the alleghenies knows how to make a damn burger #tw food #no love sincerer than the love of food

[indecisive-dizzy]

Bedtime has been interrupted by Hungry (and my inbox, im gettin to that-)

sigh i love food combos that may sound odd but aren't.

#cuz hear me out #steak strips. queso. brioche bun #probably the closest I'll get to a sloppy joe #wait. no. if it eas ground beef That would the closest I get #i am a tomato Hater. #just the smell of a sloppy joe makes me want to find a ditch to lie in #but god i love cheese <3 (lactose intolerant) #the other day i added a slice of cheese to go w my steak n queso sammy #didn't do that this time bc im impatient #typing out loud #ugh i want More. I want to time travel just so i can eat it again #ouagh queso my beloved #<3 cheese <3 #gimme some queso with jalapeno n bell peppers and i Will be your friend #thats it that's all it takes /nsrs #steak strips is just. different shaped beef #compared to a burger. which is a normal thing to put queso on (where im from) #so its not really weird. but i feel like if i told someone they'd 🤨

[primadomina]

Reaches over and fucking grabs you.

#I love galvatron. only braincell active is devoted to loving galvatron and eating ground beef #is there is life on chaar // shitposting

[theliteralmoon]

My sweet babies have been born! (100% wool yarn I naturally dyed at my residency)

#natural dye #I’m going home today and I’m so excited!! #gonna see my love and my friends and my pets #and I’ll be able to cook I’m about to make a delicious shepards pie with the halal ground beef I have

[mademoisellesarcasme]

a life-changing food option a good friend introduced to me that i officially adore:

potatoes in chili.

#i have no personal history of loving any specific kind of chili #nor arbitrary regional loyalties to this specific dish #therefore any alteration i make is in service of Tasty crockpot Meal With Cheap Ingredients #(tomato based and spiced with cumin among others) #and my husband hates beans but chili still needs to be cheap #so! potatoes!!! also lentils he will tolerate those #and i also like corn in chili myself so i put that in too #also an onion and a little ground beef. #this time i put in liquid that wasn't just tomato sauce #it was the turkey stock i made a few weeks ago #and tbh this chili is fantastic i just wish it had more chunky stuff in it #(aka more potatoes and lentils and corn) #this would be damn good Friday chili if I hadn't put the beef in

[catofspades]

What sort of tomato sauce? I also made tacos tonight and i made rice as a side but i added canned whole tomatos to see what would happen but i shouldve added them way earlier cause they didnt break down how i wanted :<

Anyways taco night solidarity forever 🌮🌮🌮

Tomato Sauce a la Work Day (made roughly a week or so ago)

olive oil,

herbs/spices(dried): garlic powder, onion, pepper, parsley, rosemary, thyme, chili flakes(lots), oregano, basil, fennel, Salt&pepper .no measurements just vibes.

a diced onion

a few cloves garlic

2 cans diced tomatoes, (or whole. Can't remember.)

1 can (small) tomato sauce

a splash (big) of red wine.(cabernet) (from the little plastic bottles)

Basically everything but tomato paste. Didn't add bc my can opener decided to retire. Sauce came out a lot thinner than I wanted it to. Still really nice tho.

(Tonight) I cooked up some ground beef with the above spice blend. but with way more fennel. It bulked up the sauce nicely! It came out gr8!

Served over whole wheat spaghetti. (Cancels pit red meat agskfkslkfldls)

#asks #recipes #I USUALLY USE GROUND TURKEY BUT BEEF WAS ON SALE #it was very good. #even if it took me way longer than i wanted it to #TY FOR ASKING BTW!!! i love answeting any and alll cooking related questions

[longlivetv]

I have to share my new favorite recipe because it is so easy to make and sometimes you need something that requires almost no effort.

Taco Rice

6ish servings depending on your personal nutritional needs

Core ingredients:

1.5 C uncooked rice

1 can petite diced tomatoes (get the ones with the green chiles for added kick) (DO NOT drain)

1 can whole kernel corn (drained)

1 can black beans (drained and rinsed)

3 C Broth of your choice (beef/chicken/vegetable)

2 packets taco seasoning (or just buy the giant container at Costco and dump it in with your heart)

2 C fine shred Mexican cheese blend

Add one of the following for more protein:

1 can pinto beans

OR

1 lb ground meat

OR

1 lb plant-based meat

Optional:

Additional seasonings for spice/heat

diced bell peppers

diced onion

Directions:

In a 4qt pot, sauté any fresh diced veggies until softened. Brown the meat/plant based meat if using. Remove any excess grease (I like the method of swirling a paper towel in the pan but drain it however you like, just don’t pour it in your sink, lol). Add beans, corn, rice and seasonings. Stir and let cook 1 minute. Add broth. Bring to a boil, then cover and let cook on medium for about 10 minutes. Uncover and stir, simmering for another few minutes until most of the liquid has been absorbed/evaporated. Divide into 6 (or however many servings this is for you) bowls or meal prep containers. Divide cheese among them sprinkling to cover the top. If using for meal prep, cover and place in the fridge, otherwise, enjoy!

#Kristen cooks #tw food #I’m not turning into a recipe blog #I just have made this twice #once with ground beef and once vegetarian with pinto beans #and I love that it’s just dump it in a pot and cook it