Hey psiiiii
Hey you
Yes, you!
Can you do me a favour?
This little guy is sensitive to angst
Can you protect him from the terrors of whumptober?
I'll keep him safe in a pocket with lots of yummy bugs and make sure he doesn't hear the cries of my whumptober posts😭
I want this frog to croak "Yeefrawg" instead of "Yeehaw" and then my soul would be soothed
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This isn’t a concept but
This man owns my ENTIRE HEART
yes yes yes i agreee :(;(;; my beautiful snapchat king omg he’s so pretty like a caramel glazed sweet little apple with the prettiest green eyes and beautiful smile, scrunchy nose bambi bambi his hair is so beautiful i love him :((
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A fairly recent photo of the love of my life. 😍 He's too cute. 🥰💕
(📸: Photo taken by Brett Briskin.)
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Please, please Cherry, cherry please, please, cherry, cherry, please, please cherry oh my fucking god for all that's holy and wild LOOOOK AT HIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!!!
HE IS SOOOOO(〃´▽`)💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🥺💗💗💗💗💗🥺💗💗💗💗💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖
God any self proclaimed "Dilf Fuckers/Likers" sleeping on Max because he has the ULTIMATE silly, dork ass energy ever. You want me to belive he's this big bad vampire villian? You want me to think he doesn't have a basement FULL of random shit and like he won't happily tell you shit...like I know he had miniatures and a fucking train.
You know those Christmas villages? Those very fancy elaborate ones that are small miniatures people spend an ass load of money on? .....you cannot tell me he doesn't have somthing similar.
LIKE HES SOOO💕💕💕 And also his name is Maxwell Lawrence...MAXWELL!!! LAWRENCE!!!!! And he's ment to be a BAD GUY!? Yeaah right, he probably just has some weird kink he's into, and is desperately clinging to heteonormative relationships because he's an old man and having trouble accepting the fact he's a fucking fruit like his "Kids" He has.
He's so pretty and handsome oh my fucking god help me- 🥺🥺🥺
NO YOU'RE SO RIGHT MIKEY PLEASE KEEP TALKING CAUSE I LOW KEY COULDN'T AGREE MORE 😭
Yall got REAL fucking quiet in the DILF loving department when this man showed up 🫵👁👁
DID YALL SEEHOW HE TREATED LUCY+ THE DELETED SCENES??? HED TREAT YOU SO RIGHT ONG [sugar daddy vibes ngl but yall low key start loving each other fr]
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Screaming but daddy I love hiiiimmmm I'm having his baaaabbyyyyyyy NO I'M NOT buy you should see your faces
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"WHY DIDN'T i TELL HIM I LOVED HIIIIMMMM!?"
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shark hat cat!!!!
AWWW. I love hiiiimmmm aaahhhh
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HAPPY BOITHDAY BREAD!!!!! MAY ALL YOUR CANDLES BE BLOWN OUT! (sneaks in a trick candle on your cake)
I drew my favorite new guy you made! :)
🥺💕💞❤️ Aahhhh! Thank you FB 😭 this is so goofy and perfect. The mayor looks so cartoony I love hiiiimmmm. His gloves be FIRE✨🧤🔥 And the frickin’ human version caught me off guard 🤡 its perfectly cursed. ((And beautiful!,!!!💕😭🌟🏜🤠)) He’s the best Square Dad.
Thank you for this wonderful birthday gift 💝 you’re amazing 🤩
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Let me have hiiiimmmm 🥺
I read the books and every single time Taylor was mentioned, I marked with a blue highlighter. I've written the E.L. James begging for a small spinoff about Taylor's POV on the story. Maybe a lil Taylor action too. I love him.
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