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Brothers & Undateables and Their Search History [SFW/NSFW]
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Lucifer: 
“devildom resort for two’
“cursed vinyl record by guiseppe satanico buy”
“recipes for two romantic dinner”
“do humans have g spots”
Mammon:
“how to french kiss”
“cook ramen in microwave how”
“where to buy money online”
“how to smell good for humans”
Leviathan:
“how to kiss”
“do otakus kiss”
“ruri chan uncensored pics leak”
“baking recipes for pros”
Satan:
“bdsm for humans how to”
“best libraries human world”
“how to say hi in cat”
“how to use tail when having sex with human”
Asmodeus:
“asmodeus avatar of lust”
“how to make humans finish in 3 minutes”
“akuzon coupons”
“condoms with bling buy”
Beelzebub:
“how to eat humans sex”
“how to go down on humans”
“pizza delivery devildom”
“training program for pro for 5 hours watch online”
Belphegor:
“sex during sleep how”
“shibari pro level tips and tricks”
“cursed tie buy online”
“watch stars in devildom top places”
Diavolo:
“do dogs see dreams”
“human world rainbow 7 colors why”
“do flowers like music”
“how to know if a person likes you romantically”
Barbatos:
“human sex toys”
“leather whip buy”
“do flowers like music”
“aftercare after sex for humans”
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jinkicake · 1 year
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Behind Closed Doors
The demons and how they would love you in secret. 
Barbatos, Lucifer, Mammon, Satan x Reader
A/N: All week I’ve been trying to write a Luci hate fic but, I can’t finish long works to save my own life soooooooo.... I wrote this instead :-) maybe one day I’ll post the luci fic... maybe not!
WC - 2.2k
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Barbatos plays his role in a secret relationship a little too well. Much to his dismay, he neglects you most nights anyway due to his job and the tasks that come with it so the only time you spend together is those that are in passing. When Barbatos comes to drop something off, he will spend a few moments holding your hand or running his fingers along your jaw. He’s really good at keeping things hush-hush and could probably do so for the rest of your lives. 
“How are you, my dear?” 
You’ll never understand how Barbatos finds you in the most hidden places, you could be in a closet underneath the stairs in an old hallway and he could still find you in no time. Today, however, you’re in a far corner of the library. Underneath one of the large open windows, you’re tucked behind a curtain in a comfy chair with some old book in your lap. The book is not open as you decide to play on your phone instead. 
With Barbatos now here, you decide that you won’t need the mobile device or the book for entertainment. 
“I’m alright, how are you?” You sigh into the demon’s touch as he cups your cheek. The butler stands tall beside you as his gloves tickle your skin. 
“Don’t worry about me,” He calls you to sleep as his thumb runs over your cheekbone, gently forcing you to relax with his presence and a bit of magic. “how can I make your day better?” Barbatos would do anything to see that your wants and desires are settled. 
“By resting with me,” Barbatos frowns at your wish and brushes his fingers against the underside of your jaw. 
“You know that I hate to deny you of anything,” He murmurs while keeping his eyes on the tips of his gloved fingers, the demon watches intensely as he runs the digits along your throat. You tilt your head back slightly, closing your eyes and that causes the demon’s breath to hitch. “I can’t give myself to you just yet.” Barbatos leans forward to place a kiss on the corner of your lips. It’s a peck that lingers as he pauses for a few moments before pulling away and pushing the hair from your face. “Please be patient until tonight,” 
At the sound of a creak against the wooden floors, the warm touch against your neck is gone and so is the demon. Barbatos is gone before you can even realize it and you sigh out into the air. 
“(Y/N)! What a surprise to see you here!” Diavolo exclaims as he comes across you, his arms are held open wide with two heavy books resting in his hands. “Small world, huh?”
“Lord Diavolo, what are you doing here?” You try to keep your heartbeat under control and your face neutral like you weren’t just partaking in a secret rendezvous with his dear friend. 
“Well, I had to find a few books for a dinner I’m hosting this weekend. You’re coming along with Lucifer, correct?” Oh, he must be talking about what Lucifer corned you this morning for. You can never turn down a request from the future king nor can you disappoint Lucifer so you’re often at his castle. 
Plus you get to see your boyfriend and that is something you can never reject. 
“That reminds me, (Y/N), have you seen Barbatos recently? I can’t seem to find him anywhere and he’s always behind me-”
Beloved Lucifer deep down enjoys a secret relationship. He loves having to sneak around with you and the tension that arises from it all. There’s nothing more that he enjoys than stealing a kiss when no one else is looking or meeting you late in your room when everyone else is asleep. He’s a private demon and likes to keep all of his affairs away from the public, you’re his mortal treasure after all and he is not going to ever share you. 
“Let’s head to my room! I finally got my hands on a new limited edition-”
“Huh? I thought we were going to the casino.”
“Isn’t it time for dinner?”
Past the nonstop chatter of Levi, Mammon, and Beel, you find yourself trailing slightly behind the group. The afternoon is still young and bright as your classes have just gotten out for the day and you’re more than ready to unwind and go relax. 
Perhaps you’ll jump from social media app to social media app to let your mind completely unravel.
Or maybe you’ll go for a walk and listen to the new album from-
In the midst of your thoughts, a hand grabs your wrist and yanks you into a hidden doorway. A screech leaves your lips but the noise is quickly muffled by the demon’s other hand. 
“(Y/N)?” Mammon’s voice calls out to you, drowned out from the other side of the door and it is followed by a parroted call of your name from his brothers. 
“Maybe they went to the kitchen.” Beel murmurs and you roll your eyes at the sound of his retreading footsteps. 
“Maybe they headed to my room early!” Levi is quick to leave right after Beel and only Mammon waits a few moments behind to look things over. 
“Ah, stupid human.”
The touch from before comes back stronger now as large palms rest over your shoulders. You recognize this comforting feeling anywhere and lean back into Lucifer’s chest. 
“Hello, my love,” Lucifer quietly coos into your ear, squeezing you in his hold for extra emphasis. In his touch, you nearly melt. “how was your day?” “Tiring,” You huff and let your eyes flutter shut under exhaustion. 
“Mhm, would you like to come with me?” At Lucifer’s question, you can’t help but peek an eye open to look back at him. The kind smile resting on his face has you nodding in agreement before you can even think about it. 
Lucifer leans forward before dipping his head and lowering his face, he ghosts his lips over yours as a point to build anticipation before gently kissing you. For a moment, all that exists are his lips pressed against yours. You just can’t help but kiss back, and at the pressure you enforce, Lucifer cups your jaw. He holds you still while working his lips passionately, pecking you a few times before pulling away just to tease you.
The demon laughs at your pout, he laughs. 
Lucifer turns you around in his arms before bending over to kiss you once again. He presses you up against the closet door with one of his hands resting firmly around your waist while the other braces his weight against the door. 
He could spend all afternoon kissing you, loving you.
“I’m taking you to my room,” Lucifer murmurs against your lips then briefly licks at the corner of your mouth. You can’t think of any reason why you would ever deny him of this. “tonight will be for you.”
Mammon is greedy. He wants nothing more than to brag about you and show off his relationship to every single person that will listen. Considering Mammon, he would even tell people that wouldn’t listen. It’s no surprise that he grows a little antsy about your ‘secret relationship’ and a bit insecure in himself. Why don’t you want to share him with the world too? Isn’t he as special to you as you are to him?
“Belphie thinks I’m seeing you,” You randomly tell Mammon one afternoon, you’re relaxing on his bed with your upper half hanging off the mattress. The demon sitting beside you on the floor scoffs in response. “it has something to do with the fact that I’m always in your room.” You push yourself up and move to lay on your stomach, you’re now staring at Mammon with your chin resting on the tops of your hands. “Are we being too obvious?”
“Eh? Who cares,” Mammon’s half-assed response does not please you in the slightest, nor does his habit of scrolling through his phone while talking to you. “you’re the one who wants to keep this hidden.”
“With good reason!” You argue back and it’s passionate enough that Mammon glances over his shoulder back at you for a split second. The demon shakes his head in annoyance before looking back at his screen. “It’s only for a bit longer-”
“You’ve been saying that for three months,” The dejection in his voice would have been a lot clearly had you been facing him head-on. You can’t help but sigh. “why can’t we tell anyone?”
“Maybe because you’re a demon and I’m a human,” As you start to poke his cheek, Mammon swats at your hand. 
“So?” He doesn’t really get you, it’s not like there are any rules saying that the two of you can’t date. 
“And I just like keeping you to myself, I don’t want to share.” Mammon knows you are trying to distract him with your touch, it’s the only reason you’re acting so clingy. He tries to remain as stiff as possible when you wrap your arms around his shoulders but, Mammon can only fake irritation towards you for so long. With a sigh, he falls relaxes against you and tilts his head back to rest on the top of his bed. 
“One day I’m going to tell everyone,” He pouts, eyes casted elsewhere in the room. Mammon can’t look at you right now, not with the blush on his face. “they’re all going to know.” 
You have to tease him.
“Know what?” Mammon short circuits at your question, he glances at you through his slow blinks before staring back up at the ceiling. 
“That we’re- That I-” He fumbles over his words, choking on them as he tries to express himself verbally in any way possible.
“That you?” You push, cooing against his jaw as you press your cheek against his own. The hold you have him in tightens and you can’t help hugging your squishy demon. “That you like me?”
“I-I would never say something so lame,” Mammon sputters and tries to hide his bright red blush beneath his white hair. 
“That you love me?” At this, Mammon pauses and brings his hands up to hold your own. 
“Something like that,”
Despite being a rather reserved person, Satan would not like to be hidden in the shadows. At first, he may have enjoyed the idea of a secret relationship. He likes the mystery that comes with it, almost as if it was plucked straight out of one of his favorite books. But, over time, he will begin to dislike it. The demon doesn’t care who knows about your relationship and, much like his older brother, would love to parade your beauty for the worlds to see. 
“Must you keep me hidden away as if I’m some dirty secret?” Satan scowls at you despite your best efforts to push him into your bathroom. Everything was fine between the two of you until somebody knocked at your door. 
“I’m sorry, it’ll be quick, I promise!” Your whispered promises don’t make the demon feel any better as he rolls his eyes and hides behind your shower curtain. Mentally, you pray that Satan did a good job at hiding himself before you open your door and greet Lucifer with a smile. 
“(Y/N),” The older demon dips his head slightly and offers you a small smile. 
“Lucifer, is something wrong?” You nervously grip the edge of your door and hide half of your body behind the large piece of wood. The quicker this interaction ends, the better. 
“I just needed to make sure you are aware of the schedule change for tomorrow. We are meeting for the council meeting at one instead of three.”
Satan contemplates turning on the shower to drown himself so then he won’t have to hear any more of Lucifer’s voice. It’s bad enough that you’re shutting him out, he doesn’t need to be tortured by the other demon too. 
“Lord Diavolo texted me about it, but, thank you for reminding me.” The fourth-born can see the sweet smile on your face and the kindness that you give to everyone, it makes him want to scoff. Why must you be polite to Lucifer? Has he taught you nothing?
“You’re welcome. That is all-” Lucifer turns to head out, literally on his heel but then he pauses at the clattering noise coming from inside your room. “Is everything alright in your bathroom?”
“Oh!” You protectively stand in front of your doorway to prevent the demon from exploring your room further. “Everything is fine, why?” Until you can push Lucifer out, you plan to feign ignorance. 
“Rumor has it that Levi’s rats got out so just keep your eye out for them. Please do not harm the creatures.” Lucifer looks you over once more, eyes narrowed in suspicion before he ultimately turns away. He begins to leave after nodding goodbye to you and you think that you might just be in the clear. But, the demon stops and glances at you over his shoulder. His voice is now extremely low. “Do tell Satan ‘hello’ for me.”
Your mind is blank as you watch the demon walk away, and as you close your bedroom door and lock it, even as you pull Satan out from your bathroom and then head straight for your bed.
“He’s got a seventh sense or something,” You can’t help but part your lips in shock, Lucifer truly is something. “besides, why did you knock something over?!”
“It just slipped,” Satan shrugs but, with the charming smile on his face, you know the act was 100% intentional. “oh, don’t get upset with me, (Y/N). I’ll make it up to you.”
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sketch-guardian · 1 year
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I love Mammon, I really do.
However after summoning for him so many times in this Nightmare event without getting results, he's on thin fucking ice now🙂
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catmadeofsalad · 6 months
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nerdy-talks · 7 months
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Happy Birthday Mammon 💛
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I will happily give you as much love and as many presents as your heart desires 💛
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iralyn · 8 months
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Mammon’s first reactions of mc
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-when mammon received a call randomly from a random caller, he didn’t even know why he picked it up. He already has enough spam calls from modelling agencies and witches who he owed Grimm to.
-as he expected it WAS someone he didn’t know, some random- wait, what did you say about Lucifer?
-Mammon was there in 0.2 seconds.
-another exchange student? Don’t we have enough of those? But, now that he gets a closer look at you… you might not be that bad. Mammon does occasionally hook up with lower demons, and humans are basically the same thing.
-Wait, did Lucifer say he’s supposed to be watching over you? Never mind. He takes back everything he said before. This is going to suck.
-By the way Lucifer was eying him, it was like he was having lasers shot into him. Yeah… he can’t have a one night stand with the exchange student.
-By the first week in he had already formed a pact with you. Don’t ask him, by the time he blinked he had a pact with a human and Goldie in his hands (and that’s all that really matters).
-You weren’t that bad, you stood up for him, let him have any spare change you found, and occasionally went with him to the casino or the clubs. So, he’s officially claimed that he’s your first demon (and vis-versa, you can be his human too)
-Everything was going well- well, until you formed a second pact with Leviathan
-For the demon of greed he sure was showing a lot of envy. But to be fair the time watching TSL in your bedroom was fun! And he’s started sneaking his stuff into your room, and you don’t seem to mind, so…
-A few days after you formed a pact with Levi, Mammon decided it was okay for you to have pacts with his brothers, after all he was the GREAT mammon!
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AGGGHHHHH!! I love mammon sooo much! PLEASE give me requests cause i don’t know what to writeee!!
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bansept · 1 year
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If any of you bitches start bashing Mammon for whatever reason, consider me your enemy (is a threat)
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obey-meow · 2 years
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Asmo: Why are you ignoring MC???
Mammon: I'm playing hard to get
Levi: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want
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fuzzytrashbird · 4 months
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has this been done before? i don't know. i hated what my friend said so much that i had to draw it as quickly as i could
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alicelover28 · 2 months
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Mammon and Alice my Mc
I love them so much there freaking ABORDABLE❤️❤️❤️
Art I made of Alice and mammon 😊❤️
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theatrekidsstuff · 4 months
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I’m not a really big fan of Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel but I will admit that this song is kinda bop lol.
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Texts You’d Receive from Brothers & Undateables Part 6
Lucifer: Have I, by any chance, forgotten my tie in your room?... If this is so, I expect you to wear it in the evening. Only it, got it? Love you.
Mammon: I just dunno what to do with them! It’s like, I’M DOING MY BEST and MC still did not get any of my hints! Ugh will I ever be able to kiss them or nah? HELP MEEE
Mammon, 1 sec later: OMG WRONG RECEIVER DELETE IT RN!!!11!HFRFLKNJ,FJHEGJ,H
Levi: Wait, I thought we ordered the Ruri-chan special uniform set FOR YOU?
Satan: KItten, I’m exhausted. Will you come to my room and read a book out loud to me? Pleeeease I need some rest.
Asmodeus: I. FOUND. A. PIMPLE. ON. MY. CHEEK. Does this life make sense anymore? Like, what are all my efforts for????
Beelzebub: When I get back from my practice, I’ll take you to this place we were talking about okay? I also got a surprise for you - can’t wait. Love ya.
Belphegor: You think Lucifer will be mad about me hiding his favorite book? Rate his madness on a scale 0 - eternity.
Solomon: How do you boil water without magic?
Simeon: Hey, Asmo invited me for a few cocktail tonight - can you watch Luke for me please? He gets upset when I don’t spend nights in the dorm *sigh*
Luke: Can’t wait for our movie marathon tonight!! So excited!
Diavolo: Can pigeons swim?
Barbatos: In Devildom, we call them “lust flower-buds”, not hickeys. Anyway, glad you found the one I left on your wonderful body ;)
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mrs-green · 13 days
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they bully kids on roblox
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Mammon: hehe, now call them a slur! Oh no no, leak their IP and their credit card info
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hitsujirui · 1 year
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i drew lots of mammon in 2022 ♡
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pinkgy · 20 days
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I know I’m supposed to hate Mammon cards
But
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I can’t complain
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ior1me · 2 years
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I LOVE HIM SM
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