#I love my blanket cat

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

#peter b parker #spiderman #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of #i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa #and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses #but more like in an impending doom sense? #like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie #beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man? #hold my beer we can break him some more #i can just feel it in my bones #because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down #which objectively is a bad idea #unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love #and here is long story long why this comic happened :B

[pokimoko]

People seemed to really like last year's critters, so I'm back to celebrate Ace Week again with some more simple little artworks of silly little creatures. ✨Keep being amazing, fellow aces.✨

#ace week #ace week 2022 #asexual week #asexual #asexual artist #ace #lgbtqia+ #lgbtq+ #asexuality #my art #ace flag #rat #bat #(...just now realising those rhyme) #(realising if I include the cat from last year that's three that rhyme; the magpie is now the odd one out huh) #minimal art #digital art #art #cute art #ace community #aspec #aspec friendly #vector art #love how ace weeks happens around halloween #let's me get a bit spooky with it #also blanket permission to use these as icons if you want to #critter series

[obsob]

one thing u can count on me for is being normal about Some Guy

process under cut where u can see me losing my mind trying 2 figure out what i was doing in real time! :3

#mine #cats #original #i started colouring this last night and could NOT . get my brain to work #i like knew the vibes but i couldnt translate that into an actual physical colour palette AOAUGH #but i did kind of pop off w this one ngl. anyway #ive been listening to you cant do that podcast very good very funny hockey girls !! #i do need to listen to a boring white man podcast though so i can get . information . and not just who has been the most cunty nhl player #what else happened today. my tamagotchi evolved ! i love them so much #and i completed sm more crochet blanket! maybe i should post pictures of that bc its going to take years off my life i might as well get #sm clout for it

[cowboykakashi]

We moved into a new house that has a balcony so now his lordship can watch over us from on high

#Hubert #that one post of his is getting notes again so here’s a Hube update for anyone who wants it #he loves the new house he and Bernie run around and up and down the stairs all the time it’s good #he’s fallen off the balcony one time and since has been more careful #but I do keep trying to get him to jump down into my loving arms and he just WONT WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME MY BABY MY CHILD MY LITTLE ANGEL #ugh ok tags now #cat #cats #cute cat #kitties #tuxedo cat #black and white cat #petblr #catblr #cats of tumblr #peep the Sasuke and Naruto blanket out wifi password is yaoiranch420 lol

[bethanydelleman]

One of my favourite relationship dynamics is Person A is relatively normal, Person B has all the mannerisms of a terrified stray cat. B is in proximity to A and it becomes the only goal of Person A's life to pet that stray cat. A is going to make B feel safe, and warm, and pet-able (in a very respectful manner) if that is the last thing they do.

Bonus points if A destroys (in whatever fashion) all the people that dared make B that way...

#favourite tropes #this is how I feel about Fanny Price #I want someone to treat her like that #but I don't get that from Edmund so I leave disappointed #my happy marriage #perfect marriage revenge #wrap the poor human stray cats in blankets and make them feel loved

[andisupreme]

One funny thing about my little lady, Tidbit, is that she looks so sweet in photos. So angelic.

And yet the two facts you need to know about her are

The moment a piece of trash appears, she's stealing it. The moment I'm done with something and it becomes "trash", she has teleported onto the desk or my lap and it belongs to her now. She's stolen flosser picks out of my goddamn mouth. I can't have open garbage cans because that's just a new spawn point for Tidbit Treasures. I keep finding hoards of wrappers and pens and trinkets she's stolen. She stole a mini pride flag. I woke up to a scuffing noise once and turned on my phone light to see her dragging my sneaker away like the NYC subway pizza rat. Goblin behavior. Prize-motivated. Is just intelligent enough to have a sense of right and wrong and deliberately make the choice to do crime when the option presents itself.

It's difficult to know when she's actually seriously mad because she only has one urgency level when it comes to complaining. Which is an 11 on a 10 point scale. Any wrong against Tidbit receives the exact same level of screaming. She'll reach the same decibel level when I drag her into the shower for a flea bath as when I gently nudge her closer to pet for a few seconds. (And it's only the initial relocation she loathes, of course. After a moment when the relocation is over she's purring over getting pet but how DARE I move her somewhere without her say so.) From the gravest injustice to a minor momentary inconvenience, all is met with a righteous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

And yet because of my living circumstances, I haven't had anyone around to socialize her with so the moment a stranger walks in the door, this noisy, annoying (<3) opinionated little Creechur completely disappears. Goes ghost. My dad swears he wouldn't know I have a second cat if he didn't see her in my window from time to time. It feels like she's purposefully acting like a shy little baby around others just to undermine me and my stories about her. She's doing this on PURPOSE. IT'S ALL YET MORE CRIMES.

#I love her <3 #don't get me wrong she's a criminal mastermind but she also hops up to snuggle me the moment she hears me moving around in bed in the morni #and she loves Buster so much #salt and pepper the two of them #but also godDAMMIT TIDBIT WHERE IS MY STUFF #she stole an actual $20 from me once which for a cat is grand larceny #oh and that's Her Blankie by the way #it was MY softest blanket--a gift from my aunt--and THIS TOO SHE STOLE #anywhere this blanket gets set out she's on it

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[cadaverousdecay]

MY FUCKING FOOT OWWWWWWWW

#cat bit my fort cuz i dared move it under a blanket #stupid head i love him

[uncanny-tranny]

I laid out the crochet blanket I'm making for my cat, and she's lying on it even though she can only fit two thirds if her body onto it right now and this is making it all worth it 😭😭😭😭

#art #crochet #fiber art #would include a picture but i'm not about to doxx my cat (joking) #for real though it's only because it would ruin what little anonymity i have on this account </3 #i got really worried that she didn't like the blanket because she was curled up next to it and would only rest her little cheek on it #if i had to guess i need only one more skein for the body and then i want to add a border and maybe tassels if i'm feeling nasty #i feel like she would LOVE tassels because she's playful and loves to play with anything but... i don't know yet #she almost swallowed string for no reason so i don't know if i trust her with tassels #the hard part is figuring out what would go well with grey and white though. like they're both neutral colours but still #nooo she's ASLEEP asleep on the blanket 😭😭😭😭 #wondering if the border should be a hdc or a dc or a simple sl st though... #i was trying to follow a pattern that called for alternating sc and dc and i frogged all of it because it looked dumb on my yarn #so maybe i'll do a dc in honour of the pattern i did not follow whatsoever

[perilegs]

#i don't think ive posted my boy in a while his name is poskieläin which translates to cheek animal (he was already named when i got him) #but i usually call him keekki (poskieläin -> poskis -> poski -> cheek -> keekki -> kekkonen/chekkonen) #also he is NOT allowed on any counters or tables my pc desk is the only exeption bc it's a pain having him on my lap for the whole duration #of me sitting on the computer. like he still does that a lot but he's also happy with just being next to me #he is so very cuddly and loves everyone and will sit on anyones lap who visits us #cats #but yea i sometimes wonder if i should get him a little bed where his desk blanket is

[ellearts]

CatOscar for international cat day yayy !!! :3

It's wimdy

#it is august 8th #which is international cat day #:33 #happy meow everyone #i just threw this together in like 20 mins #cuz i saw someone mention cat day and i was like #i HAVE TO DRAW #and i drew oscar cuz i saw him first hehe #i love catscar #(cat oscar) #he is a little calico #he freezinv bbrr #gib him blankets #oscar piastri #and everyone loves a little oscar content eh #^^ #<3 #love you all!! #my art

[obsob]

there he is......the man of the house

#mine #ough hello not posted in a while!! #im busy doin portfolio stuff so . not much cat drawinign going on THO i will. hopefully do one tomorrow hehe #i was gna get stickers for my next shop update but its hurting me head so. gna order new prints hopefully!! this week and then #do stickers n postcards next time. i am so low on stock sihfdkggwe #need 2 buy envelopes also....my least favourite thing 2 spend money on #what hve i been up to ....i made a blanket!! maybe i will post picture. it was gna b a cardigan i started it like last year #n then i went 2 sew it together n was like. this pattern is insane also this wool is too thick so. blanky :) #its very good. good lap blanket!! #what else what else....been re reading lotr. im reading it on ebook i lov ebook sm. i love printed books but i jus absolutely cannot #read them. dyslexia gang rise up !!!! #im reading it so much quicker tho n also actually remembering it ....would die for gimli #also started rewatching cr2 >:) i dont . actually like th new campaign so KSDFKJDN rewatch it is #even tho i dont like molly. not that thats gna b an issue for long sifubshbhebwj #im so seepy...so cold.....gna rest now probably n play skyrim hehe #cat drawings tomorrow >:) #okay bye

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

shit... now that i wear earrings im gonna have to whip up an earring rack to hang them all in plain sight, lest i forget they exist...

#im Thinking! buncha granny squares crocheted together? #or perhaps... some sort of rug thing... #OHHHH RICE STITCH MAYHAPS! #i could combine the rice stitch idea with the squares #rice stitch squares slapped together... #or maybe ill try a New stitch #maybe.... #i have a nice skein of ombre brown yarn i haven't touched yet... #OH OH OH I COULD COMBINE ALL THREE #granny squares! rice stitch squares! Who Knows squares! #that could create a fun Texture. a Look #absolutely unprompted #fuckkkkk i love crochet its so neat i can make my own stuff!!!! #i need a jewelry rack? i can make it! #i want some cozy elbow-length hand warmers? made em! making more! #coasters? abound! blanket? you got it! tiny whale? plenty! cat toys? easy! #saves money and Increases Quality of Life! #i can surround myself with fun handmade things of my own creation #Useful things! Meaningless things as well! #my pig beanie baby has a Sweater now if you hadnt heard! i made it! its ugly. i love it!

[thetopichot]

OKAY!! Another Auron simp idea because the Auron simp grind never stops‼️‼️🗣🗣

So it was raining all day yesterday & I was trying to throw some trash out. I don't have a raincoat, so instead, I have this big ass jacket that belonged to my dad. It was cold as fuck outside. So, it got me thinking:

Imagine it's raining outside. Both of ya'll don't really have umbrellas. I feel like Auron would offer his jacket to cover us. We obviously take this offer because nobody likes getting wet, then we both get inside of (it's up to you what that is). We uncover ourselves out of Auron's jacket, & then we look at him. Bro is soaking wet from the rain, but at the same time, he looks fucking majestic as fuck. Like what the fuck???

From Auron's perspective, we look cute in his jacket. All snug in his clothes. It's something he's totally rocking with. Just the thought of us in his clothes is just so adorable. It's like he has some new form of ownership of us. It's totes screams that we belong to him.

#the cat speaks #simping #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #fluff #gay gay gay gay #im so gay #im so gay for that man #its early in the morning #i can't sleep #its hot as balls in my room #totally not because i have like 5 blankets in my bed #anyway i love him #hes my babygirl

[the-toasted-teacake]

Darth Luke.

#he loves 'camping' under blankets #(or in this case my dressing gown. which he stole last year. I have since bought a new one 🙄) #but after he wriggled around under there he ended up with his little face poking out 🥹😂 #so cute #I stole a nose kiss and covered him back up again #so he's happy again 😅 #lukey tag #cat #cats are the best

[dadvans]

as he’s grown older, scrambles has begun to fear the moving image, so this is the only way i can watch tv in the apartment

#it should be said he LOVES being in a blanket cocoon #i love my stupid idiot baby #scrambles #cat dad