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yourdaddychan · 3 years

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wow-

literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*

i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck 💪ive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf

alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic

@kvinly linn bb 🥺through all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together 😉thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again

-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D

@undeadbots steph 🥺lemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light 😉and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line 🥺brohemian rhapsody for life bro 🥺 *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*

-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph

@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat 🥺thank you for being my moot :D

-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around

@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ‼️ you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D

-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy

@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba 🥺im licherally going to marry you one day like ez 💪also i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*

-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*

@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie 🥺you're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you 😔alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified

-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D

@berrywoo the sun themself 💪you are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf

-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant 😎

@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN

-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you

@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part 🙄 💪 *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*

-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*

@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*

-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D

@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton

-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD

@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot 😭and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf

-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D

@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D

-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7

@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith 😉DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*

-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D

@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nights™️ mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD

-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D

@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf

-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it 😰but youre addictive in a good way :D

@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person 🥸you're cool 💪and unfortunately, you're funny too 😥and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf

-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private

@kpopswitchbot BESTIE 😏MY FIRST MUTUAL 😏 LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY

-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you

AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD

#if you wanna know more just drop an ask asf #would be cool if i had 1k for 1k but NOOOOO #i have more btw #*dabz*#THE WAY TUMBLR KEEPS GLITCHING BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY WORDS #NOT SEXY TUMBLR

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yahsung · 4 years

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CUDDLING BF!TAEYONG

requested!! thanks honey bun, so much love hehe ~<3 also i’m gonna cry anon said this is a safe space i WILL hold ur hand

also pls request!! though i’m a student and have classwork to do, i love getting requests and it gets me all giddy <3 let’s get to it (:

also he looks so soft and so squishy in this gif i had to use it for this theme

finally being able to cuddle your boyfriend is very relaxing and VERY therapeutic.. always calms your nerves and stress

taeyong also feels the same way, something about finally being able to hold you in his arms makes him feel so happy and smiley

the two of you can cuddle and lay down wherever, be in your shared bedroom or the living room couch.. as long as you’re together and holding one another, all is fine

most of the time you guys are sitting in front of a tv, taeyong having his switch connected to it and playing animal crossing hehe so cute

you love watching him play because he looks so genuinely happy and smiley as he shows you his character and his town )):

“babe!! he looks just like you omg wait that’s literally )): the cutest thing )): ever )):”

“i know oh my gosh i really tried my best babe is it actually good )):”

he loves showing you his favorite outfits and how he did his best to make his character look just like him AAH

of course you two will plop down, a really big blanket covering the two of you, and you’ll be watching a cute disney movie while holding hands and giggling together

“i’m telling you tangled is literally the best movie ever i CANNOT stress that enough”

“babe what if i learned how to make my hair glow when i sing-“

“yong you’d be so cool oh my gosh let’s learn it together pls”

he loves kissing each of your fingers repeatedly may i say ugh as he’s holding onto your hand, making you giggle from how precious he looks

his heart beats faster and faster each time you ask him for a kiss, no matter if it’s out of no where or after a previous kiss, smiling and pecking your lips repeatedly

“gimme kith”

“you want kith? i’ll give you kith MUAH”

he absolutely ADORES it when you give him neck kisses )): yeah he’s a little ticklish but having your soft lips peck his neck is AH

he can’t help but giggle but won’t ask you to stop pls i wanna cry at the thought

loves hearing you talk about your day, knowing if it went well or terrible, knowing every detail

“oh my gosh okay so remember the coworker who keeps indirectly asking my best friend out?”

“the guy who wears fake glasses right? because he thinks he’s making a statement”

“yes exactly omg the GLASSES, okay so basically today-“

you love listening to him talk about his friends and how precious they are to him.. literally the best boy ever you can hear him talk forever

“johnny and mark made a homemade movie today and it was so funny babe”

“wait really?? omg you have to send it to me we need to make it go viral”

“honestly the plot was so good even if they made it out of nowhere let me send it to you”

ok but he’s always asking if you can wear his hoodies ): and his sweats ): and his clothes ):

he loves seeing you wearing his clothing bc it’s so affectionate and so cute??

it’s like as if the both of you are making a statement even if no one else will see you.. you’re his and he’s yours ):

“hey babe can you wear my favorite hoodie... i think you look really cute in it”

he likes taking pictures and videos of the two of you... wants to make memories out of the minimalistic dates

yes he thinks of cuddling as dates pls he thinks any time with you is a date

“wow.. you’re so cute.. i can’t believe someone as breathtaking as you is my baby.. i’m so lucky, the luckiest man on earth”

“taeyong pls i’m gonna literally kiss you IM the luckiest”

he’ll be playing with your hair as you’re invested in a movie... sometimes he does it without knowing, twirling it in his fingers

he likes lightly and softly touching your ears and just touching you ):

WILL poke your cheeks so watch out

“boop boop boop”

sometimes he’ll even “beep boop boop beep” your cheeks and you’ll look up at him with the cheekiest grin

you like wrapping your legs around his, be it under a blanket while laying down or just sitting down close to each other

when really really close, you’ll place your free arm and hand over his chest, rubbing figure eights or circles, maybe even tap his chest

you’ll also find yourself rubbing your thumb over his cheek or his jawline, softly pinching it every now and then

during this times he’ll take your hand and kiss your fingers like he always does ):

“i love it when you do that”

“well i love you”

love you’s will be said SO many times it’s so so cute ):

one of you could be ranting about something and “sigh anyways... i love you bb”

or the two of you could be in complete silence, little to no words have been said for a while, invested in the movie or game,

“hey, you know i love you so much right?”

and the other will hum ): kisses being shared and going back to the tv afterwards

just small little scenarios happening, the two of you being really comfy with each other and just loving the way your bodies feel like two different puzzle pieces that go with one another

though not every night, the two of you have really deep conversations, and sharing really personal and sensitive things, and you’ll both feel so safe because you have each other

you guys call each other soulmates )):

“you’re my soulmate and that’s a fact”

“ugh, period, as i should”

n e ways i know this isn’t much and i could write a bit more but it’s 4 am and i’m dozing off ahhh

basically i love lee taeyong and i’d literally love to hold his hand ugh soft hours begin

also hey anon much love thanks for requesting and i hope you’re having a good quarantine and staying healthy!! hopefully it was good <3

this goes for everyone else too hehe

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left-myself-in-the-alleyway · 4 years

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six ask, continued: do you keep plants? oof. How do you want to die? fav band? who do you look up to? fav cute word? what is the farthest you would go for a stranger? Chinese Zodiac? one place you would never want to get lost in the dark? are you in college? major area of study if you are/do? say three nice things about yourself; three physical, three non-physical. fav song?if you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? any pets? gotta do a new ask again, running out of charac

Holy shit how many of these do you have??????

Do I keep plants? My mother keeps plants. I am I plant killer. A murderer. I CANT SEEM TO KEEP THEM ALIVE. Yes, even the succulents. I tryyyyyyyyyy.

How do I want to die? I THOUGHT THIS SAID “DO YOU WANT TO DIE” and I was like........ not anymore don’t worry. We last that. How do I want to die? Hmmmmmmm 🤔. I honestly don’t really care? Death is just kinda A Thing™️. Like? If I died in a car crash? Chill. If I died in my sleep? That’s okay. I just wouldn’t want it to be long and drawn out. Like getting so old that over the coarse of a week you’re just kinda slowly dying? Or dying of cancer. No. But smacking my head and Oop she’s gone. That’s okay. Ya know? I’m fine with dying and I’m chill with pain as long as it’s not long and drawn out. Which is okay too, just less ideal.

Favourite Band? Panic! At the Disco. I think it sounds even though it’s just Brendon Urie now. But if not then Crimson Apple hits hard.

Who do I look up to? My mum, definitely. Her politics, no way. But she’s amazing and has come far even as a parent and has mellowed out a lot. I also look up to my teachers however Cliche that is. There are these two female teachers I have, one is an English and socials teacher (among other things) and the other is an arts teacher who is also in the airforce. They’re both amazing and caring and have amazing ideals and are amazing teachers and parents and mentors. Definitely like second and third mothers.

Favourite Cute word? What kind of question is this???? Uhhhhhhh. I like the word “boop” cause I say it when tapping my pets or people’s noses.

What is the farthest I would go for a stranger? Pretty damn far. If I could I would offer to drive a stranger 3hrs out of my way. I just want to help people and if I know that they’re safe enough to not murder or kidnap me and I can help I want to help.

Chinese Zodiac? Year of the Monkey

Place I would never want to get lost in the dark? THE OUTDOORS. TOO MANY SPIDERWEBS THAT YOU CANT SEE AND COULD END UP ON YOUR FACE. It’s hard enough in the daytime

College? No college or Uni yet. Gotta graduate first.

3 physical nice thing and three non physical. Hhhhhh. Okay, I have nice eyes, my hair is really soft and I’m squishy huggable. I try to be kind to everyone because there is no need to be mean like, jeez people. I’m fairly logical and half decent at school and I’m decent in the Arts.

If I could go anywhere in the world where would it be and why? England. I’ve always had a weird fascination with England and so much of their culture had *ahem* forcefully influenced other places. Plus places like the Buckinghan Palace and Big Ben. And it rainy there and the accents are beautiful and both THs spawn from there. I just love England.

Pets? Personally I have 1 cat that is officially mine. But we have ten animals in total. Three cats; Solara(purebred Ragdoll),Chance (my bb), and JoJo(my sister’s). Two (three currently because of my grandparent yappy lap dog): Annie (wolfhound), Joseph, (border terrier with one eye), and my grandparent Havanese Maggie. Two horses: Tico, a large boi; and Pockets, who is afraid of his own shadow. Then two chickens (yes they are pets): BlackBerry and Peaches (their last name is pie).

#6 #number six for ask lists #totallyforgotyouwerehere #el answers

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readbythestarlight · 5 years

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c2e76

HEYYY BABYFACE! I thought I’d miss the beard but he’s just cute no matter what

It’s Brittany bitch

Oh no xD

Aww they’re doing a shoutout for conservation for the rainforest! Good for them!

RIP Nott you will be missed

[[MORE]]

Also Marisha’s hair? Amazing. Flawless. Stunning.

"SOMETIMES DRAGONS COME AFTER YOU" Jester your experiences are not universal

Reani knows everyone and has so many friends who clearly thinks she’s absolutely reckless but love her anyway

"Why would they call it root beer? That’s fucking stupid."

Goats milk with chocolate lol

Reani girl slow down lol

N: "I’m already plastered and that seems excessive"

Nott honey no you’re gonna die of alcohol poisoning at this rate

Thaumaturgy to make chocolate milk lol

Throwing contest woooooo!

The M9 invent root mead pong

Sam, joint about how Marisha played Caleb last week: "you were so attractive!"

Matt: "I agree!"

lol they’re all bad throws

B: "I feel like This is a consolation prize. Am I being pitied?"

F: "Yes."

B: "Do you want it?"

F: "Yes."

lol Caleb makes the best throw at the end when no one is paying attention that was cute

Matt making sure to point out that this is how he is doing the rules in HIS campaign to stop the rude people from criticizing

lol Fjord you’re too skinny for plate mail

Squishy wizard less squishy yayyy!

We’re off to steal from nobles!

Pu-bat Sol?

This is amazing I’m crying

Caleb really wants that bread

"Until tomorrow" Aw poor guy. He lonely.

Awww Samiel guiding Reani to be her own person <3

Aw bb :(

That was sweet

Also I’m convinced at this point that Reani is never leaving she’s just gonna tag along with the M9 forever now

Fjord being like "I cannot do all that exercise it hurts me" is a MOOD

Y’all are gonna randomly murder a guard?? When you’re doing something illegal??? What if he has a family??

Fucking HELL

Yeah y’all better not let Reani find out about this

They are such disasters I stg

C, whispering: "Nott says they murdered someone."

F, also whispering: "THEY WHATED SOMEONE?"

They’re all such nerds

Cad: "I’m built for espionage today not for healing" that’s a first

We need a counter for the number of times Jester has done something clever to get them in

F: "don’t worry about me, I have items and stuff, just go."

Poor Fjord left alone :(

WHY DID YOU TELL REANI GUYS FFS

M: "nextomantic"

Everyone: "ooooooooo 😬"

They’re all exploring a house and poor Fjord is just downstairs. Alone.

Nice job Nott!

I have some concerns about how they get out now

A book, of course

It’s time to leave guys. Go.

Them trying to gently encourage Nott not to drink is so soft and sweet

But they are pushing their luck

TIME TO GO

Please get out please

"Disguise self-elf"

Oh that’s a cool ring, but also very dangerous probably. Can easily be used for manipulation.

Well at least they got the glass

I’m gonna miss Reani she’s been fun

Cad: "Thank you for taking care of him" that’s a feeling

Caleb checking up on Fjord <3

Also it’s amazing how it actually took me 0% time to get used to Fjord’s real voice. I thought I was gonna miss the southern accent but nope.

Caleb shared a boooook :D

Gasp Nott turned down a drink I’m proud of her

Jaggentoths...?

Oh FUCK they were people who hired Lorenzo and the Iron Shepherds

R: "Will you come back to visit?" Don’t imma cry

WELCOME TO THE MIGHTY NEIN BB GIRL

Cad: "the head of a god"

C: "small."

Cad: "aren’t we all? well, you all are."

C: "alright tallboy."

I choose to believe that banter is canon

Awww Fjord trying to meditate and talk to Wildmom on his own <3

Awww getting a hug from Wildmom!!

....or is it

MATT that’s RUDE!!

That’s gonna be a TWO WEEK CLIFFHANGER

Reani gonna make out with Beau do it

Do it for all of us

Okay the rose is good too that’s sweet

Beau no xD

R: “I think you’re pretty.”

B: I grab her by the back of the neck and kiss her

YAS BEAU

THANK YOU

I was very much crossing my fingers for that

Ohhhh Caleb and Nott gonna have a discussion

Caleb just checking in Fjord and Nott and stuff makes me happy

He’s been working really hard to be encouraging and supportive and stuff and you know what that is? Growth.

Team Mom Nott

Oh sweetie, you don’t have to do that for everyone. :(

Alright everyone group hug Nott immediately

She’s scared HUG HER IMMEDIATELY

N: “I know you all have my back, you all care for me. But no one has my front.” ouch.

N: “This flask is my shield. It allows me to do these things, to go forward and protect all of you.” Ouuuuch.

Sam Reigel coming in with the feels again.

C: “How can you protect us if you are not protecting yourself?”

N: “Well there is a bit of a trade off. I just worry that I won’t be brave without it.”

C: “You don’t have to be brave alone. I am not, without you, Nott.”

C: “Listen I don’t have faith in much, at all. I don’t have faith in myself, either. But I do have faith in this group.”

A’IGHT LIAM AND SAMI DIDNT ASK FOR THESE FEELS AT 1:30 AM SO THANKS FOR THAT

Please hug and

C: “I really wish I could see you right now.”

N: “Yeah, well... I don’t know. I don’t.”

Oh honey you’re not disappointing him

N: “I’m sorry if I disappoint you again.”

C: “Nott the brave. We may both be messes. But at least we’re messes together.”

Nott, and then she takes a sip, while he can’t see, and “I’ll try to make you proud”

C: “You already do.”

And I’m crying.

Thanks for that little hint of humor Jester

Cad’s just like “I just like to listen in lol”

Boy just gonna have emotional talks tonight huh? Cad complimenting Jester and making sure she understands that she’s appreciated even if they don’t say it as much as they should.

They’re just spying on Caleb together

And now off to eat cupcakes

Awww the Traveler “he’s right, you know; you deserve all the cupcakes, Jester.”

How does sleep come to Fjord Matt

What happens to Fjord Matt

AYYYY THE SWORD IS DONE

“Except for you” FJORD??

Listen I’ve been anticipating the sword thing for ages but

Fjord??

Matt what’s wrong with Fjord there’s not an M9 episode next week Matt you can’t do this to me Matthew

IS HE GONE?

WHERE DID HE GO

MATT

MATTHEW

oh my god

WHERE

BOY

MATTHEW

IS HE FROZEN??

What’s happening is he about to get a new class??

Oh shit what’s happening

A slightly less scrawny Fjord lol

Caduceus looks very proud

AHHHH IT WORKED

HE’S BACK

“Eldritch blayst” now that i did miss

IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM

Please hold it I want so much art of him holding the sword for the first time

I’m so emotional I’m so proud of him guys

OH my god that was AMAZING

Reani come back soooon

“I get a day of extra life for every tear so” lol Taliesin

LOVE YOU TOO MATT

#Critical Role #cr spoilers #emi watches critical role #MY FJORD FEELINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS TONIGHT HE WAS SK HAPPY IM SO HAPPY

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dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt · 5 years

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Tell us about your ocs?

AHHHHHHHHHHH MAJI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ‘BOUT MY BABIES I LOVE YOU HI !!!!!!!

This is gonna be a lightning round for my Main Nine Ten but there’s a more in-depth one right here (+ my poly zombie bbs and their chaotic neutral daughter)!!

June

TINY AGENDER VELOCIRAPTOR DEMON. V BITTER N GRINCHY. LITTLE BALL OF PTSD AND SHARP WIT. HAS SHARK-LIKE TEETH, LONG SHARP NAILS, OLIVE SKIN, AND SHINY BLACK HAIR DOWN TO THEIR MID-NECK. LOVES FAST FOOD AND BEING ALONE. HIGHKEY ALLERGIC TO LOVE AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. OPERATES OFF FEAR AND SPITE. LEADER OF HELL’S PACK. BE CAREFUL BC THEY DEFINITELY BITE. CARES ABOUT ONLY TWO PEOPLE AND ONE IS A DOG. THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE BC I AM A SHAMELESS BAD DAD. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Dante

SOLDIER BOI, SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF HELL’S PACK. FORMERLY HUMAN, DID SOME DARK SHIT DURING THE SINO-FRENCH WAR, THUS BECAME A DEMON. VIETNAMESE IN APPEARANCE, BUFF ENOUGH THAT HE COULD PROBABLY TROW A T-REX ACROSS A FOOTBALL FIELD. LOVES VIOLENCE BUT IS PRETTY EAST-GOING FOR THE MOST PART. MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU’D THINK. BRILLIANT TACTICIAN. EVEN BETTER FRIEND. ALSO HIS EARS STICK OUT A BIT AND HE’S ACTUALLY ADORABLE. ALWAYS TOO COMPASSIONATE FOR HIS OWN GOOD. LOST OF SCARS BC HIS JOB IS WRESTLING WITH 500 POUND HELLDOGGOS ON THE REGULAR.

August

AUGI MY REGAL ESTEEMED TRUTHFUL GENDERFLUID DISASTER BIRB. LIKES TO PUT ON A VERY CALM “I’M BETTER THAN YOU” AIR, BUT INSIDE THEY’RE JUST A PIPING HOT ANXIETY-AND-ADHD MESS. THEY MESS UP A LOT BUT THEY RECOGNIZE THEIR MISTAKES AND ALWAYS WORK TO RIGHT THEIR WRONGS. IS JAPANESE IN APPEARANCE BUT HAS WHITE HAIR AND BLUE EYES, OFTEN PUTS IN CONTACTS AND DYES THEIR HAIR SO AS NOT TO LOOK ‘UNNATURAL’. WOULD STILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOU WHILE WEARING A POTATO SACK AND KNOWS IT. LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON FLEEK.

Ben

SWEET FALLEN ANGEL WHO MADE A MISTAKE AND FELL FROM HEAVEN AND IS NOT WELCOME IN HEAVEN OR HELL ANYMORE SO HE LIVES ON EARTH AND WORKS AS A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER WHO WOULD DIE FOR HIS STUDENTS. HE MAKES NEXT TO NO EFFORT TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF AND IS VERY DEPRESSED, MOSTLY MUTE, WARY OF OTHERS, AND KIND TO A FAULT. HAS UNNATURALLY FLAMING RED HAIR AND BROWN EYES. VAGUELY SQUISHY. ALSO EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND VOLATILE DUE TO THE NOW OUT-OF-CONTROL ANGEL GRACE HE STILL POSSESSES.

Myriad

THE COOLEST GENDERFLUID SNEK. SMOOTH AS EXTREME SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. HOW THEY TREAT YOU DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON YOU, IF YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON, THEN THEY’LL LIKE YOU. IF YOU’RE A BAD PERSON, THEY’LL SHOW YOU WHAT BAD IS REALLY LIKE. DEMON OF PUNISHMENT, IT’S IN THE TITLE. ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC AND ACTS ON THEIR WHIMS. DEFINITELY WANNA STAY ON THEIR GOOD SIDE BC NOBODY WILL DARE FUCK WITH YOU AND BEING ON THEIR BAD SIDE IS SUICIDE. THEY’RE 6′5, DARK SKIN, DREADLOCKS DOWN PAST THEIR SHOULDERS, FANGS AND MULTICOLOURED EYES AND INTIMIDATING AF. THEIR FAVOURITE ITEM OF CLOTHING IS A SOFT KNITTED KITTEN SWEATER.

Ginger

FEISTY “TEENAGED” DEMON CONSTANTLY IN HER REBELLIOUS STAGE. HUGE LESBIAN. OBSESSED WITH BREAKING RULES AND LAWS MOST OF ALL. LOVES FAST CARS, BEER, AND DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS. SHE HAS A BIG HEART BUT CAN BE QUITE SELFISH AND TENDS TO ACT WITHOUT THINKING, ALWAYS MEANS WELL THO. HARDCORE 70S AESTHETIC. LOUD AND UNAPOLOGETIC AND YES HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. LIKES TO LEAVE LIPSTICK MESSAGES. HAS NO PATIENCE FOR BORING OR STUPID PEOPLE. CHUBBY, FRECKLED AND CARROT-HAIRED WITH TURQUOISE EYES.

Mars

ABSOLUTE STINK MAN. MANIPULATIVE, CHARMING, AND ALWAYS THINKS HE’S IN THE RIGHT. CARES ABOUT HIS FAMILY VERY DEEPLY THOUGH. THINKS HE’S THE BEST. HAS A NASTY HABIT OF EXTREME DOMESTIC ABUSE. HAS AN EVEN NASTIER HABIT OF THROWING A TANTRUM IF A POTENTIAL LOVER TURNS HIM DOWN AND MAKES THE BRIEF REST OF THEIR LIFE AS CLOSE TO A LIVING HELL AS POSSIBLE. THE MOST SPOILT CRUEL BRAT YOU’LL EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE TO MEET. GOLDEN HAIR, FLAWLESS WHITE SKIN, GOLDEN EYES, UNNATURALLY HANDSOME FACE YOU WANT TO CAVE IN WITH AN ESKY.

Jesse

SOFTEST FIGHT ME SWEETHEART. A GAY TRANS GUY BORN IN 1919, LOST HIS PARENTS TO INFLUENZA AND EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO THE INTENSE HATRED DIRECTED TOWARD HIM AND COMMITTED SUICIDE. DESCENDED TO HELL BY CHOICE BC HE FOOLISHLY BELIEVED HE DESERVED IT. ENDED UP IRONICALLY FINDING HIS SOULMATE THERE. NOW THEY LIVE TOGETHER SICKENINGLY HAPPY. THE CHILLEST NICEST GUY TO HANG OUT WITH, TOTALLY A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR WHO IS ALWAYS DRAGGING HIS BOYFRIEND INTO FIGHTS. LOVES PAINTING AND SKITTLES AND LOUD ROCK MUSIC. IS BLACK AND KEEPS HIS HAIR NATURAL MOST OF THE TIME, WITH A CRAP TON OF FRECKLES AND A SMILE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SAFE.

Vrox

NATURAL-BORN DEMON WITH A BUNCH OF ANGER AND DEPRESSION ISSUES. ONE OF THE MOST UNSTABLE HELLHOUNDS, OFTEN HAVING TO BE CONTAINED FOR WEEKS ON END IF HE LOSES HIS COOL. GENUINELY TRIES TO BE BETTER THOUGH. WOULD DIE FOR HIS BOYFRIEND JESSE. PICKS FIGHTS A LOT FOR FUN AND ALWAYS WINS THEM. KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A DISNEY PRINCE, BUT A DISNEY PRINCE COVERED IN SCARS AND WITH THE WORST RESTING BITCH FACE IMAGINABLE. IS NORMALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING. HAS A VERY HARD TIME DOING WHAT HE’S TOLD AND OFTEN GOES OFF ON HIS OWN. DEFINITELY A BIG SAP DEEP DOWN. HAS STRAWBERRY BLOND SHORT HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND IS BUILT LIKE ADONIS.

And finally, my best OC… the one you’ve all been waiting for…

Taco

LESSER HELLHOUND WHICH BASICALLY MEANS A BABY HELLHOUND WHICH BASICALLY MEANS A HELLHOUND THAT IS JUST A REALLY SMART DOGGO THAT HASN’T ACHIEVED HUMAN INTELLIGENCE OR A HUMAN FORM YET UNLIKE VROX. TAKES THE FORM OF A LI’L BLACK PUG WHILE ON EARTH. JUNE’S CONSTANT COMPANION. LOVES COLOURFUL JACKETS AND MAKING FRIENDS AND BITING HIS MASTER’S FEET. BIG PAT SLUT. HATES PIGEONS, THEY’RE HIS MORTAL ENEMY. VERY LOYAL UNLESS SOMEBODY ELSE HAS FOOD, THEN THEY’RE HIS FAVOURITE PERSON. V PROTECTIVE OF HIS MASTER. LIKES DANTE, EVEN THOUGH HE LAUGHS AT HIM AND BURRITOS HIM IN BLANKETS SO HE LOOKS LIKE E.T. DOESN’T KNOW HIS TONGUE IS SUPPOSED TO BE KEPT INSIDE HIS MOUTH. ABSOLUTE GOOF BALL. I LOVE HIM.

#my OCs #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING #<3 <3 <3 #this took way too long why am I such a freckin perfectionist #AAAAAAAA #majicienne #asks #also despite being a perfectionist I'm not good at editing #so apologies for any typos hhhhhHHHhhh

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thebeautybops · 3 years

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The Dead Sea Mud Mask with Tea Tree Oil by @brooklynbotany is so delightfully squishy and refreshing that it deserves to be at the top of the heap for #texturetuesday . {and for #maskmonday , #wowwednesday , #thiccthursday , #facemaskfriday, and so on...} And guess what?? IT’S ON SALE!! Take $3 off of $18.95 on the website, and $3 off of $16.95 on Amazon. 🥳💰🤑👏🏼 Y’all know momma loves to save some coin, so I figured y’all might like the chance also. Now, back to the mask and why I love it...First off, the Dead Sea Mud Mask is compatible with all skin types and is extra gentle, thanks to Chamomile and Aloe Vera. The mud provides a mineral-rich composition that includes vitamin A, Jojoba Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, and Tea Tree Oil to exfoliate, purify congested pores, improve texture, stimulate blood circulation to the face, and soothe irritated skin/ skin issues. It feels so refreshing and leaves my face so incredibly soft and smooth. I’ve used this product as part of my weekly routine for a year and a half now and I will always continue to repurchase it. Scroll down to earlier posts if you want to see more pics and a video of me using this mask! What are your Brooklyn Botany faves? Anything you’re hoping to try from them? I’m curious about the Vitamin C Serum and Anti-Cellulite Massage Oil! If you are unfamiliar with the yumminess that is BB, then let me hear about your favorite mask!! Xo💋 (at Dead Sea) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKQuMTTHN6P/?igshid=1dmukxmkfzlrm

#texturetuesday #maskmonday #wowwednesday #thiccthursday #facemaskfriday

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haechan-haedamn · 6 years

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BATTLE OF THE BIASES

Thanks for tagging me bb @chani-babe !!!

RULES: Write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

Lee Donghyuck

Do Kyungsoo

Kim Mingyu

Park Chanyeol

Heo Hyunjoon

Jung Jaehyun

Xu Minghao

Dong Sicheng

Park Jinyoung

Bae Jinyoung

QUESTIONS:

1. Between 1&4 who would you rather kiss?

Lee Donghyuck vs. Park Chanyeol

i mean, i’m going to go ult. right here because hyuckie is my ULT babe and it makes me smile, but if yo girl had the chance and was single u BET i’d kiss yeol. something tells me boy is g o o d.

2. Between 2&7 who would be your best friend?

Do Kyungsoo vs. Xu Minghao

This is difficult as hell (wow this statement is abt to b repeated 110 times) but i think minghao because we KNOW he is a little shit deep down and i can relate with that, but that’s so hard to 100% on because soo is just,,, SOO u feel?

3. Between 5&10 who has the better voice?

Heo Hyunjoon vs. Bae Jinyoung

AW, my two boys are either trainees or recent debutees and i just, it’s hard, but i know hyunjoon prefers rap and ive heard jinyoung sing so based on information present i would say jinyoung.

4. Between 1&8 who is the funniest?

Lee Donghyuck vs. Dong Sicheng

SHIT THIS IS DIFFICULT!!! hyuck and sicheng both hit my giggles and cackles reg. because they both encapsulate my sense of humor, even is sicheng is more hesistant. YET i would say hyuck because the boy is relentless and brutal and i love me some mememy, shock factor roasting that cuts you with its wit. i respect wit and sarcasm so much its a kink @ this point.

5. Between 6&9 who would you date?

Jung Jaehyun vs. Park Jinyoung

uhhhhhhhh, Jaehyun because my soft, pillsbury dough boy is the epitome of boyfriend material!! he just !!! my heART.

6. Between 9&10 who would you do a collaboration with?

Park Jinyoung vs. Bae Jinyoung

battle of the jinyoungs ohhh. i would say park because he is more experienced and probably comfortable with his craft, all of this assuming i have a single talented bone in my body (a false assumption).

7. Between 4&8 who is the best dancer?

Park Chanyeol vs. Dong Sicheng

PPFFFT i love yeollie with all my heart and soul and support him, and i am so fucking proud of his improvement but this is the easiest one yet. Sicheng went to school for it, my boy is certified chinese dragon @ this point when it comes to dancing dont touch me,,, he wins.

8. Between 3&5 who would you most likely marry?

Kim Mingyu vs. Heo Hyunjoon

K I M M I N G Y U is such a fucking puppy husband jesus imma have to keep myself from ranting about how grEAT IT WOULD BE to marry this boy!!!! IM So fucked up now. he just hits me in my heart wow ouch :((((

9. Between 1&7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

Lee Donghyuck vs. Xu Minghao

can i say niether?? theyd both be nasty lil shits dont try and tell me otherwise lmao, but out of forced love i’d say hyuckie once again cause i love this boy lots and always want him SAFE AND HEALTHY GDAMN SM TAKE CARE OF MY BOY !!!! >:((( but also minghao i love him

10. Between 2&3 who has the better smile?

Do Kyungsoo vs. Kim Mingyu

FUCK FUCK FUCK this IS THE WORST question ive ever been ASKED IN MY LIFE!!!!! I R E F U S E to choose. One motherfucker over here with heart lips and squishy cheeks and glittery eyes like some disney-princess mixed with my personal HELL (im @ taeil rn) and the other moTHERFUCK has lil pointy canines that add so much charm and he gets all giggly like a child and is so fucking adorable and charasmatic @ the same time (have u SEEN mingyu smirk jesus) fuck this question, fuck everything, they both have GLORIOUS, GOD-GIVEN SMILES.

11. Between 6&8 who would you vacation with?

Jung Jaehyun vs. Dong Sicheng

ANOTHER HELL QUESTIO N, they’re both so bf material and i want to lead them by the hand while i g®eek tf out over the parthenon! if i had to choose with a gun to my head (which is what i feel rn) i’d say sicheng because he lil b would be so excited and willing and just patient with me id be so down. but so would jae fuck. oh well i already said sicheng its settle WINWIN WON!

HEY so this tag is fucking brutal but also a lot of fun, and if i had to suffer this twisted russian roulette so will others @bbyb0y-seo @blueberry-jisung @hcechans @taeyongtown @hyucksrose

#i wanna die #this was fucking difficult #me #ckthings

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jianhyuk · 7 years

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dont read this if you dont wantto hear my cry about rocky becauseits gonna happen rn?????? first of all this boy is a dance god !!! when he was doing his stretches during y.y.y. he like,,,, did the most amazing,, flexible,, stretches ever and it made me just stare in awe and then he was like OK IMMA JUS DANCE CASUALLY and h ewent FULLL ON OUT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. dance machine dance machine dance machine dance machine ok ok ok ok like how do u do that with ur body. i wish i was that committed to dancing bc i quit ballet when i was little and i wish i never did (’: and we talk abt his vocals a lot but im doing it again because ROCKYS VOCALS HOLY COW !!! theyre insanely good. that high note he hit in replay by shinee makes me want tocry….. .can fantagio give him a lil singing part????????????? and like IMAGINE ROCKY RELEASING A SOLO ALBUM. like he would still be in astro but he does a lil solo album and like imagine tHAT. i’d full on cry this boy is so talented w vocals and rapping. his raps make me so emotional ? but like ? theyre not even that sad ? i remember wakingu p to one of those sappy - kinda slow autumn story astro songs and like rockys rap was the most RELAXING THING EVER. which is smth to say bc rapping is supposed to ge t me hyped as heck but itjust distracts me from my negative thoughts and anxious feels,,,, also like,, he’s such a well rounded guy. sometimes hes a meme?????? sometimes he’s a stoic looking bb and sometimes he’s a lil ball of cuteness ??? and like thats w everyone in astro but he seems so stoic all the time but we all know he isnt like that. and soft ro cky just breaks my heart. how can someone be so soft. like when he gets so bubbly abt getting called cute. THATS SO SOFT AND SQUISHY I LOVE HIM. whenever he wears soft colored sweaters, and glasses, and plaid, and white tshirts, it just reminds me abt how hes sucha squishy ball of sunshine. his face is so beautiful!! like his eyes are literall y the most beauitufl shape and his CHEEKBONES OH BOY. and his eyebrows are amasterpiece. i cant believe those are on his face ?? theyre such a good shape and it suits him so well????? i wish people would appreciate him more as a choreographer. this boy has some real skills when it comes to it. like fireworks? I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT. cotton candy? I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT. his dance cover for moving mountains?? I CANT BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY DID THA TAND RECORDING IT 3 DIFFERENT TIMES ALL IN SYNC. sometimes i get super emotional because i rmeember his nickname is rocky because hes reliable. he’s a rock that u can rely on whenever u feel down and i think thats someone everyone needs in their life. rocky is breaking my heart left and right and it’s not okay,, i love this squishy rock boy with my whole heart and he deserves the whole world (’’:

#dont touch me #im xtra emotional rn #like how did this happen to me #rocky is breaking my heart #i needed to screa m abt it for a sec im sorry if u read this #astro #astro rocky #ahahaha this is a rlly long post #it's ok tho

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guiltymutts · 7 years

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Your so cute tord. I know you dont like touching all that much but can i hug ya? Im squishy and soft so i might be comfy :3 ((and bby i love you

tord - what is it and you people and trying to hug me !?!?!??!

((i love ya too bb))

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lovelyyyoongi · 6 years

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Lol its not been too long for me being an ARMY too but it feels as if its been years and I know these boys a lot better in just a few months. Any ways I hope you are doing good and are having a great day/night. Q. Who among BTS you think would be your best friend... you know like understand you like a best friend does. -Riri 😊 Love you and you are amazing!! 😉

Honestly!!! When i first joined ARMY and met other ARMYs and it felt like such a family and it feels like i’ve known them since the beginning!!

My bts bestie would beeeee (i had to ask my friend lol) Jimin or Jin;;;I WAS SO SURPRISED AT HER ANSWER...She said I’d be friends with Jimin since we’re both squishy and caring...We make her “soft” and she loves us both so much for being such beans...and we both love Yoongi a l o t;;;She said Jin since we’re caring and can sometimes play as the mother role in a group but at the same time can be sosososos childish and get along with the younger kids:))))))

I love you more lovely!!

Thanks @skinnyjeons, my bb who loves Jungkook more than life itself (it’s scary omg) for helping me with this answer!!! Love you!!

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indiegem · 7 years

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A GUIDE: SEVENTEEN/CARAT INSIDE JOKES AND MEMES

helloww~

whether you are a new or old carat, i welcome you to this post! it’s essentially every fandom inside joke/meme that i could think of and boy are there A LOT. For every joke there is an explanation and then some links(: I know this is not all of them, so please reblog with the ones i’m forgetting and let me know if any of the links do no work. I hope you have a fun time reading through this and as always, please love and support our boys!! ^.^

slip into the diamond life

A phrase used to indicate joining the fandom. seventeen released a song before they debuted called “shining diamond” in which “slip into the diamond life” is a recurring lyric. The fandom name is carats. Therefore, becoming a carat means slipping into the diamond life.

This birthed a spur of many many “slip into the diamond life” related memes.

hoshi’s many nicknames

(his real name is kwon soonyoung btw)

1.) “naega hosh”: Alright i’m p sure this one started way back when he was a trainee but it’s been his sort of “catch phrase” if you will. it means “i am hosh(i)” and you can watch a 10 minute compilation of him saying it (here). he has a hand motion to go with it and legit even put it in a song (jam jam) because he’s extra. 2.) “10:10″: soonyoung has branded himself 10:10 because the ends of his eyes are slanted upwards. If his face is a clock and the ends of his eyes are the hands, it looks like they are pointing to the time 10:10. (he even has a cute lil hand motion). he often shouts “what time is it now” at an audience and is a salty lil bitch when no one answers 10:10 or “ten hour ten minute” (watch here and here). also, here is soonyoung doing both the naega hosh and 10:10 hand motions. 3.) “kwon fire”: during seventeen’s reality show on one fine day (the first time), soonyoung came across his undiscovered talent for starting/keeping up fires. (watch here). he and the boys referred to him as kwon fire. 4.) “kwon spoiler”: excited lil bb sometimes has trouble keeping his mouth shut, that’s really all there is to this one. 5.) “kwon hamster/hamster hosh”: he looks like a hamster okay, even seventeen acknowledge this. look at his lil squishy cheeks omg i love him. 6.) BONUS: “my name is soonyoung, call me soon”. yes, these words came from his own lips in this 130709 broadcast

are you kimbap kidding ??

soonyoung and seungkwan used to have a broadcast show called “andromeda”. one time, junhui and joshua were guests in a game and competition to make kimbap, and apparently joshua done hecKED UP. (watch here).

seventeen’s “friend” john

this comes from an andromeda episode where seungkwan accidentally swore (the word sounds similar to “john”), and they all tried to play it off smoothly like the idiots they are. (watch here).

EGGU TART

When seventeen were in hong kong for mama, they got really hyped about eating egg tarts and mentioned it a few hundred times on their broadcast XD (watch here)

jihoon’s guitar rage

so one time when the boys were trainees, jihoon (woozi) chased mingyu with a guitar as a weapon. It became a thing. (see here and here)

yes of the yes

i really don’t know. it just became a thing. (watch here). seungkwan, dokyeom, and hoshi are known as the sunshine line, the gag trio, the mood makers, whatever you want to call it. they have branded themselves “booseoksoon”, a term derived from their real names; boo seungkwan, lee seokmin, and kwon soonyoung.

jun vs. logo

basically, whatever logo is overlayed on the video is always covering jun’s face and he k n o w s. (see here, here, and here).

YOOOO LADIESSS

on an episode of 17tv (when they were trainees), seungkwan tried to wake jihoon (woozi) up by playing the song “queen” by son dam bi (watch here). since then, they have reenacted it LOL (watch here).

mal (horse) dance

in korean, mal (말) means horse. dokyeom started a campaign where seventeen does a horse pose whenever “mal” is in lyrics. (watch here and here).

vernon bubble

vernon impersonating a bubble. it’s cute cause he gets shy shy shy about it. (see here and here).

michael chanson

dino’s real name is chan, and he worships michael jackson (examples here). since chan is a dancer, this is mainly regards to dancing and performing. there’s so many videos of him dancing michael jackson style, and one of his hobbies is dancing specifically girl group dances michael jackson style haha!

pin dropping joshua

basically, he pin drops all the time and seventeen are 100000% hype for it. (see here and here). fun fact: one time jeonghan tried it and failed.

jeonghan’s list of claims

just see here, here. here, and here.

pretty u first win

several members cried when seventeen got their first win, and understandably so. the feeling of your hard work being acknowledged in such a way is incredible, but i can only imagine how it must feel given that seventeen are so self producing. anyways, the members who cried the most are woozi (bb who wrote/composed the song), hoshi (bb who choreographed the performance), and seungkwan (bb who is soft okay). (watch here). now the reason why this is so great: every year, seventeen reenact the crying and it’s hilarious. (example here). fun fact: someone once gave hoshi a crying hoshi doll (x).

clumsy mingyu

he might be a tall mess, but at least he’s a cute tall mess.

*drops things, bumps into things, forgets luggage passcode, sets off trap in boom boom video (is that a coincidence i think not)*

theres honestly so many instances where this poor baby is clumsy, here are some examples: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h

boo seungkwan’s many nicknames

1.) “best quality boo”: just watch this video and know that seungkwan is the best quality. 2.) “boonon”: whenever seventeen does part switches, seungkwan and vernon always switch parts. the thing is, seungkwan is actually pretty good at rapping so now we are just waiting for boonon to make his debut. (watch a compilation here). 3.) “diva boo/booyonce”: he’s a sassy savage lil drama queen but in the best way okay hear me out. also one time he uttered the words “beyonce sunbaenim”. there’s way too many examples of diva boo, but see examples here and here. 4.) “boo from jeju”: seungkwan is from jeju-do island and mentions it whenever the opportunity strikes okay the hometown pride is REAL. (see examples here and here and there are so many more). one time he brought tangerines to give to fans and it was so cute, he became sad when he ran out. ALSO seventeen had a mini reality show type thing in jeju where seungkwan was their guide. (watch that here). 5.) “mc boo”: he’s just a variety king and great mc. that’s all there is to this one.

drink water not alcohol / you need jisoos

i’m not 100% sure this is the actual origin of the meme, but one time during trainee period some of the members were doing a vocal practice for pitbull’s “give me everything tonight”. samuel (a previous member) sung the line “i might drink a lil more than i should tonight” and at the time he was like 10 years old or something, so joshua awkwardly but cutely just went “drink water!....not alcohol!...” (watch here). conveniently, joshua’s korean name is jisoo, so “jisoos” (as in Jesus) became a thing. the meme only got better when joshua literally dressed up as a pastor one halloween (see here).

memesol

vernon’s korean name is hansol, and his entire existence is a meme. it started off with his *embarrassing* videos from when he was a child and there are many. the most famous reference is probably “kidney function is not a right, it’s a privilege” (see here). other than that, he just has priceless reactions to everything and basically all of his english lyrics in his raps have been made into memes.

thughao

the8′s real name is minghao and judging by his voice, face, and mannerisms you might think he is a cute lil button however you are w r o n g. there is a side to him we refer to as “thughao” because he can be savage AF (watch some compilations here and here). there was one particular famous instance (watch here) that even made a meme appearance at ISAC (see here) honestly i’m still laughing i love him so much. you may think this is just a reference to all the ways in which minghao has displayed savageness, but no, he was an actual child thug (see photos here). he was the leader of a swag bboy group (see his skillz here and in many current videos) also he is great at martial arts (watch this).

germgyu

mingyu has a sneezing problem. and a germ problem. just look at examples here, here, and here.

and there you have it! i hope everyone reading this has a smile right now because of seventeen! if you are new to the fandom, i hope you feel more at home and love the boys even more.

like i said, i know there’s things i’m forgetting so please reblog this with any other fandom jokes/memes you can think of!

thank youu!!!!!

-mickie ^.^

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