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#I love that too
sirenofthegreenbanks · 5 months
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something i adore about the zzs from the novel is that he is not just an expert in his field, hes an expert in his field and hes a LOSER. he SUCKS. hes a poor lonely little man, just some guy, a really sad dude who screwed up and continues to be sad and lowkey stupid. he is JUST SOME GUY; hes a mess. and thats also what i adore about wkx‘s reactions to him: when gx tells wkx about zzs‘s deal with lao li but displays it as if zzs just sold himself for three peanuts, wkx immediately believes it. wkx seems to find zzs adorable and a little dumb, he constantly calls him beautiful but without brains, in fact zzs‘s notable abscence of smartness is cited as an argument that zzs MUST be wearing a disguise there is no way he is NOT drop dead gorgeous considering how stupid he is. and like, sure. wkx is a little bit of a shellgame guy too. he plays off on reactions and expectations, he sometimes uses one truth to hide another, not everything he says and does is sincere. but. wkx is an extremely successfull guy, hes currently one of the most powerful people in jianghu, hes the boss bitch, the big bad wolf, the terror in the night. to him, everything concerning „normal life“ is a farce. his interaction with zzs is a GAME. zzs, even at his worst, cannot be anything but funny, his snarkiness and sharp tongue nothing but cute to the man who was raised by wolves. this is wkx‘s VACATION. so its not difficult to believe that wkx, on top of being conscious of zzs‘s high level of skill, is not intimidated, and even lowkey aware hes a loser, and he likes it but he does have OPINIONS
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remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)
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luwkade · 1 year
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I believe in Stressed dad optimus supremacy.
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norvicfiddler · 1 year
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I just want to reiterate how much I really do love the Person of Interest library, even if it has impossible corridors and a baffling roof situation. 
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dexter-erotoph · 24 days
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Point being, though: he absolutely WOULD have been protective of the two if things had gone different
Reminds me of @i-am-megalodonna's Borrowed Time AU where Dexter's able to sneak out and satisfy his needs as a doll, thus allowing him to develop an actual attachment to Skid and Pump since one of his major issues is taken care of
IVE HEARD OF THAT AU i love it
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 4 months
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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sealsdaily · 3 months
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Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler
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laur-rants · 7 months
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I love when my borzoi does the thing
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sapphic-storm69 · 11 months
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Spiderverse thots
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mazzystarjpg · 8 months
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comments from tiktok about siblings
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I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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fesenmoon · 1 year
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no fucking way
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sopuu · 2 months
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pesky…snail?
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greelin · 1 year
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
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