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SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Past me didn’t want romance. To be honest, the current me is more neutral to it.

[21:18] well, time to fucking fall in love then

[21:04] oh cole is a whole Mood (he’s drawing in the middle of Nya giving a little lecture on the Fangpyre’s venom)

[20:57] okay but to be fair, jay and nya are kinda adorable. i am a proud yet hesitant mum emotionally.

[20:51] okay I think I can get behind the whole “hey kids wanna get some fucking Romance” concept at least for now

[20:43] I was going to ask if Zane had his humor switch on and … yeah he actually did

[20:07] wait is Jay gonna be able to be upfront about his crush or are we just gonna have to wait a whole episode

[19:59] to be honest, awww wholesome. i don’t know why i can actually tolerate romance today? if i get hints of romance i usually avoid it like the plague. i think The Good Place must’ve built my tolerance up (because I do really like the couples in that show too!)

[19:52] But like! They’re actually doing this! We’re not being lead on by the writers, we’re just going to see Jay and Nya go on a date. So like, I respect whoever wrote this. You’re making me happy by avoiding that trope here.

[19:43] Why am I actually enjoying this???

[19:35] And Jay accidentally stabbed himself on the Fangpyre skeleton. That’ll probably not do anything to him.

[19:14] Oh yeah, forgot about Wu going to find Garmadon.

[18:42] It makes you wonder with Garmadon doing all of this, is it ever him talking, or is it the venom from the Devourer?

[18:25] So instead of using your four arms to like… be good at one weapon at a time, you wield all of them at once at the get go, which would wear you out quickly? You realise that if you had the actual weapons that they’d be very heavy, right? Because gold is heavy.

[18:07] Goddammit, Wu’s fallen off.

[17:55] Oh, look at those mud monsters! They look like the mud dragons out of that one mobile game!

[17:34] Well, good luck washing all that mud off, Wu.

[17:23] Like… who did Garmadon bang for Lloyd to exist in the first place? Like… this is The Cursed Child’s Delphi reveal but upfront if I’m gonna be honest. Who would fuck THAT.

[17:19] Well, good to know you care enough for your kid to save your brother, then.

[17:08] “I fear he has opened a can of worms I will never be able to close.” can of worms, babyyy

[17:00] I enjoy how Garmadon’s like “Oh shit my son’s in danger, I’ll put off being evil for now then”

[16:17] And to the can of worms we’ve seen opened.

[16:05] The first fangblade is at that amusement park? Alright. (Also, who just builds it in the middle of nowhere? Put your bloody amusement park near some water, don’t you want some goddamn Scenery?)

[15:29] ddjdjdj You don’t think that it’s a little too authentic, random citizens?

[15:03] Uh,, Jay. Jay you’re right in front of the mirror take a goddamn look at your hand

[14:41] Welp, you’d hope that the possible antidote discussed at the start of the episode works, dude.

[14:38] Why the scarf too? Did it spread to your neck?

[14:03] Well, if you can’t duck out of protecting the world, you can at least move the location of the date.

[13:52] Oh, that’s how she’s been getting in and out of the ship unnoticed! How this works when they’re sailing in water is up for debate.

[13:08] I’m going to stab my past self for thinking I wouldn’t enjoy this.

[13:04] How… how the hell did she change so fast? What are you, a sim?

[12:43] well, back to depressingmcgloomsville!

[12:25] Oh, I guess it’s abundantly clear who’s talking right now. Garmadon probably didn’t have a choice but to please the Devourer at this point. But it sounds like he wants to keep his son out of it.

[11:54] So we’re back to Jay and Nya’s date, and welp, the Robo-Samurai bracelet really isn’t shutting up, huh?

[11:35] well, aren’t you gonna want to put your shoe in your mouth when you find out she’s the Samurai, Jay?

[11:26] UHHH JAY YOU’RE NOT DOING TOO GOOD I’M JUST SAYING

[11:15] the poor VA’s trying his hardest with the snake voice. +A for effort

[10:54] goddammit old man that door is LOCKED

[10:16] Okay who let the snakes into the ride

[9:22] Nya’s gone off to save peoples asses, and Jay is still stuck in the bathroom because that’s what you get from accidentally stabbing yourself with suspicious objects!

[9:16] “Lot’s of girls like tails,” when did you meet a Scalie, Jay

[9:08] Oh so the actual snake is mistaken for a costume but then Jay’s the snake here, alright then

[8:37] LET’S GO NYA LET’S GO! LET’S GO NYA LET’S GO!

[8:28] Shit. The snakes found the first Fangblade.

[8:05ish] Classic ninjas. They stop right about to kick ass because the one-liner wasn’t sufficiently cool. Never change, boys.

[7:42] Who the hell is still letting passengers on???

[7:25] Zane Fucking Ascends round two

[7:18] F

[7:03] Thank goodness for Nya!

[6:18] Honestly if I were the snake henchmen I’d do the same. Gaze at the Robo-Samurai! Bask in her power!

[5:36] Shit. They caught up to her.

[4:54] Eugh, weird tail noise.

[4:38] Pythor you have too much strangleable neck to snark right about now

[4:02] Awww bonding moment THERE IS A GODDAMN RING OF FIRE

[3:21] (Jay calls out for the Samurai when Nya is unfortunately tied to the rollercoaster right next to him) ohhhh this is, what the kids call, juicy

[3:01] WOO REVELATIONS, DO SOMETHING HOLY CRAP

[2:45] I’m sorry is this Princess and the Frog - nevermind that was sweet

[2:22] TIME TO FUCKING A S C E N D JAY

[1:44] Well, nice for the others to know Nya’s the Samurai.

[1:26] djdjd they really don’t want to not be the green ninja huh

[0:58] No more “Wu’s family is chaotic as shit” comments. I think the show’s doing that for me.

[0:34] Well, have fun at the Mountain of Madness. That sounds like a lot of fun!

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