#I love toddlers so much

[crybaby-bkg]

new dad Bakugou who’s going back to work full time almost a full year after his daughter his born and he now has to grapple with the fact that….goddamn, he’s spoiled the shit outta her.

well, he doesn’t think it was spoiling her. in actuality, he just created a routine with her, gave her every bit of his attention, held her when she cried, scolded her (yes just at eight months) whenever she’d babble for more puffs even though she’s had enough already. it wasn’t spoiling, it wasn’t. he vowed to never be that dad, to raise a snot nosed brat, one similar to himself.

but here he is, on a Tuesday morning three weeks after her first birthday. he’s standing halfway between the front door and the living room in full uniform, with his still sleepy baby and her even sleepier mama. she’s gripping his neck like he promised to abandon her, wailing and crying so loud and dramatically, that you can’t help but chuckle at her antics and how he wavers ever so slightly.

“You promised you’d go back to work,” you scold him gently, rubbing at your daughters quivering back when she whines again the moment he acts like he’s gonna pull her off. Bakugou frowns at you, and you shrug, smoothing her unruly blond curls away from her sticky forehead.

“But you guys need me.” He pouts, eyebrows downturned as he pulls her away enough to wipe at her wet face. she blubbers again, whimpering out a small dadaaaa noooo, that absolutely breaks his heart.

“And so does the world.” You smile at him, gently pulling your daughter away from the matching glassy red eyes who watch her go. “We’ll be fine, my love. Promise.”

Bakugou looks unconvinced, especially since your daughter reaches for him with another cry of his name. you don’t say anything when he sniffles discreetly, quickly reaching down to the coffee table to snatch up his utility belt that he dropped when she waddled out of her room in tears. he snaps it on wordlessly, and you go to turn to the kitchen when he wraps you both up in his arms.

“Love you,” he whispers against your forehead before pecking it, leaning down to kiss your lips next, and then your daughter’s fat little cheeks. He whispers another love you to her, and wipes away at her rosy cheeks when she pouts at him.

“Rub you.” your daughter pouts, the both of you freezing in shock.

“Oh my god,” you whisper, grinning. “She said I love you back!” Bakugou matches your grin, laughing under his breath as he presses another torrent of kisses all of her face. for the first time since she’s opened her eyes today, she laughs, loud and joyous and familiar. he thinks that maybe going back in today won’t be so bad after all. not if this is what he’ll be coming home to.

#I have been tormented with dad bkg thoughts again I fear #he’s too loveable for his own good #but also the thought of bkg becoming a dad and vowing he’d be this certain way #but then his kid comes out and he’s like. yes. values. parenting skills. life lessons. discipline and love. #and then all of it goes out the window when they just look at him #and they look so much like him and they’re just so cute and annoying and. now he’s brought them everything they’ve ever wanted LOL #also I love toddlers who speak like non conventionally/stereotypically #like my youngest niece turns all of her consonants to ‘h’ for 2 syllable words #and it’s so funny bc everything sounds like ‘huh hah huhh’ #but she’s also VERY clear when she wants to be lol she just gets excited sometimes and forgets to enunciate #okay rambling sorry but I love babies LOL #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #dad bkg

[alexplantewpg]

put my daughter on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where she belongs

#toddler #illustration #artists on tumblr #procreate #time magazine #crime magazine #god she’s such a funny little goblin #i love her so much #but she belongs in BABY JAIL

[john---baptist]

I am totally in love with @amiharana‘s revalink flowershop/tattoo artist au and.. needed to indulge in thebrainworms a little bit :3

this au is everything I could want and more 

#botw #loz #revali #link #revalink #I have never drawn hylian revali before! #that was def an experience #anyways I literally love this au so much everything about it is amazing #myart #um extra tag I have the fashion sense of a toddler so I am so sorry for slandering revali with that outfit I had no idea what to put on him

[icedlava1]

Some Baby Nero and Dadgil

#Dadgil #Baby!Nero #Toddler!Nero #vergil is a good dad #nero is a toddler/baby #devil may cry #dmc #devil may cry fanart #vergil dmc #vergil #vergil sparda #nero #nero sparda #dmc nero #I LOVE DADGIL AND BABY NERO SO MUCH DUDE IM GONNA CRYY #HFDKJFDKJFDKH #Dmc au #devil may cry au #I feel like nero would shout whenever he’s excited #nero was a loud child #my art #jay art

[paperclip7805]

I was just rewatching toh and realized that Hunter looks like an angry toddler when he’s upset

#the owl house hunter #toh hunter #toh #hunter toh #toh 3 #the owl house season 3 #toh s2b #hunter the golden guard #hunter noceda #I just love him so much ONG #i love him #he looks so much like a toddler it’s so funny #toh spoilers #the owl house

[butch-hanscom]

most realistic yet still insane thing in OPLA is that everyone falls head over ass for luffy (in however way you decide) within like, seconds of meeting him. koby zoro nami usopp kaya sanji (and zeff) all act like this little weirdo hung the moon! even the vice admiral has one proper conversation with him and lets him do his own damn thing based off of ???? just vibes? lovably impish charisma?? and i'm right there with them all! i too would leave my home town and live on a ship with that stretchy freak! i'd pledge my life for him! i'd feed him every day and go 'are you sure you've had enough?? i can make you anything you want 🥺'. this isn't even plot armour to me, i find it less believable that he faces a single foe at all. what do you mean there is a single soul out on the sea that can look at that kid and his big baby eyes and big baby smile and not go "actually man you take whatever you need to. i love you by the way"??? preposterous.

#posts inspired by luffy dressing like a sims4 toddler at baratie #LIKE HELLO??? #is it like this in the anime i havent started yet #this works however you like in terms of ships #to me he is aroace but go for ya life #AND THIS DOESNT EVEN COVER SHANKS #'hi im 7 and insane' 'thats a son right there' #opla #one piece #one piece live action #monkey d. luffy #i love him so damn much its getting to be a problem

[ruenii]

Tim, [trying to bond with toddler!Damian and spend time with him]:

toddler!Damian, [actually hissing]: you dare to show your affection to ME?? hmp!! i do not wish to partake in such unbecoming things!! stay away from me pitiful human! you truly are such a disgrace!

Tim, [ignoring Damian because he's busy with other stuff]:

toddler!Damian, [his eyes wide]: you... dare ignore Damian? you ignore him like garbage?! oh! oh! jail for big brother! jail for big brother for One Thousand Years!!!

#tim drake #damian wayne #batbros #batbrats #batfam #dc #toddler dami is just as much of a brat as grown up dami #tim: 'little brother!! :D' #dami: 'no.stay.away >:(' #tim: *giving his attention to other things* #dami: 'where is my love and attention?! where is my hugs and attention from my big brother i so desperately need?!' #'surely you are not so evil to ignore my needs for love and attention big brother!!! #dami is a cat #a very stubborn feral cat who i love sm #tim having so much cuteness aggression: *clenches his fist and glares at everyone*

[k-kroomie]

Doodle me a Heart ♡

By. Niko and Sunnie♡(or Margo if you're from Discord)

[very short]

A Punkflower one-shot based of my headcannon:

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Enjoy the cuteness of my favorite people♡♡♡

♡

Miles was doing his math homework at his desk while his boyfriend laid out on his bed with one of his sketchbooks and some of his markers.

"Hey, luv, what ya, think 'bout a dog with 3 eyes in ya art book?" Hobie asked, making Miles look over at him. "Hm, I wouldn't mind. You just draw whatever you want, Hobie. I'll either add to the page or leave it alone," Miles said with a smile as he turned back to his homework.

Hobie smiled and looked down at the sketchbook page, "Alright thank ya, sunflower." He said before flipping to the first page and seeing a self-portrait that Miles drew of himself. That's when he got to work, draw on the white spaces of the page, and he never drew the same thing twice. He smiled at his little doodles before flipping to an empty page and drew out a picture of him and Miles.

Time skip♡

"I'm sorry we didn't get to spend a lot of time together Hobie, this vision work is sumping me." Miles said as he watched hobie slip his boots on, "It's fine sunflower," Hobie said, sliding his mask over his hair and eyes. "I love just being around you." Hobie said before kissing Miles forehead and climbing out his window. Miles smiled before shutting his window and walking over to his bed where his sketchbook and markers sag.

Miles picked up his sketchbook about to lay it on his desk when he saw the drawing of two stick people in the middle of a page with a heart in the middle of them at the bottom of the page it said, "A punks flower" Miles smiled at the page before picking up his pencil and a few markers. He then began to sketch out the faces of both him and Hobie. Keeping a distance between his sketch and his boyfriends art, not wanting to ruin Hobie's art.

#ship: punkflower #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider man: into the spider verse #hobie brown #miles molares #punkflower #hobie x miles #miles x hobie #miles morales x hobie brown #hobie brown x miles morales #because i said so and because i love them♡♡ #i lover miles and hobie so much i just wanna give them both 50 thousand hugs and give them whatever they want!! #OMG JUST TAKE MY MONEY!! #i would give my soul for these two #flowerpunk #they are so cute!! Hobie's drawings are skulls and hearts and little stick people snd oddly shaped things with eyes #hes a real artist frfr #Hobie colors like a toddler because kts funny💀🤣🤣

[muffinlance]

Got some excellent friends from @palaeoplushies (le website link)

Toddler stole the ichthyosaur straight out of the box and baby has decided the bristlenose is a superior teething toy

...Friends have been made and lost

[id: Photo of a stuffed ichthyosaur and bristlenose plecostomus along with pins of an ichthyosaur, pterodactyl, and archaeopteryx. End id.]

#if you've ever wanted handmade fishies or prehistoric plushies #boy have I got the Tumblr artist for you #also the fabric is so nice? I was not expecting it to be so velvety feeling #might need to go back for a few loaches #but then I will be on their website again and that is DANGEROUS #they came with cute little hand-signed tags but I forgot to put them in the picture #had to wait for toddler and baby to be distracted by reading time to even attempt this picture #this is the first time in 24 hours toddler has let the ichthyosaur out of his grasp #also #IMPORTANT NOTE #the ichthyosaur flies like a MISSILE it is so straight and fast and satisfying to hurl around #peak aerodynamics #the pleco... not so much #it's okay I still love you my ugly son

[dirtytransmasc]

Alicent, exhausted, being forced to present her son to Viserys, panic in her eyes, hoping he is good enough for her husband:

#I know this is supposed to be a painting of Mary and toddler Jesus. just proportion wise. but shhh. be creative. imagine he's newborn sized #I've made the comparison before but I *love* this painting cause there's such a highlight on her veil #more so than other images I feel #also her veil or at least the same type of cloth is also wrapped around her baby #the exhaustion in her posture. the ways she's wringing her hands. the worry in her eyes. her modest gown. the green accents. the ways she's #visibly pleading/praying. the way she's still holding her baby despite it all. just. everything about this #also. I think this is the type of veil she would wear around viserys. he hates that she veils around him. he knows what he's done to- #deserve it and hates how guilty it makes him feel. so even after he commands she stops she still wears sheer veils. its better than nothing #even if she'd rather completely bind her hair up and layer scarves around it. #also the gown. I love it. I love it so much. I love double sleeves. something about them is so *chef's kiss* and I think this is what her- #maternity wear would look like #alicent hightower #pro team green #pro alicent hightower #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon

[grimm-haven]

Beginning of Lemon Gen // Previous // Next

#more toddlers playing the water pics!! #let me just say it one more time #but it's so adorable how each twin is watching the other play in the water one at a time #and did i mention that while eirian has an upper tooth #iliana has one on her lower gums? #AND IT'S RANDOMIZED TOO!! #i don't really change much of the skin details or even the hairstyle they grew up in #but i just love the coincidence! #legacy challenge #eirian arcoberry #iliana arcoberry #soleil arcoberry #arcoberry legacy #nsb lemon #generation 3 lemon #ts4 story #ts4 legacy #sims 4 legacy #not so berry #sims 4 #not so berry challenge #ts4 not so berry #ts4 toddlers

[arollofmirrors]

Here's an excerpt from an interview Weird Al did with A.V. Club.

#weird al #I love this so much #he's asked who he could fight and responds with #“I think I could probably beat up a few toddlers”

[pickled-flowers]

Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

#this dad was on his phone the whole bus ride ok #and his two kids were screaming arguing #at most he would periodically tell them to lower their voice while still on his phone #one time he told them to stop the one sitting next to him hit him 😭 and he went back to look at his phone with no reaction #my guy something is seriously wrong with you #your kids are screaming at each other doesn't even matter all that much that we are in the bus rn #theyre not just being loud kids you need to do smt!!!!!! its too early for this!!! i could hear them even with my noise cancelling headphone #anyways #ive never seen smt like this #and i work in a mall i see lots of parents and kids #idk smt really disgusting about a parent just not even interested in engaging with their kids #dude no wonder they're loud they probably want ur attention #also this one lady once who came in wjth a big stroller #and the store where i work has little moving rooms between the aisle so this woman decided TO LEAVE THE STROLLER WITH A KID INSIDE AT THE #FRONT OF THE STORE #the kids started crying and his hrother (toddler not in the stroller but not following the mom for some reason) started exploring and i #i had to watch them until the mom came back but like the woman just left them there??? #i just stepped in but what if i hadnt??? lady????????? #i see lots of cute interactions of course #like this little girl who came with who i think is her grandpa and he asked me to help her chose her next manga read 😭💖 #i basically work in a book/toy store #theres a lot of candy as well the kids love it #idk i like seeing kids being happy ok it is healing #like all the kids sitting on the floors deep in their books while the parents shop 😭😭😭 makes me smile every time top tier behavior

[lunarrolls]

also i cannot stress enough how fucking hilarious ashton’s reaction to fcg finally realizing they need help is. that was probably the closest he’s ever come to thanking the gods in his entire life. mf was PUNCHING AIR back there. ashton’s going to murder ludinus, otohan, AND liliana before punching predathos back to sleep in three minutes flat just so they can drive fcg to therapy

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #IT WAS SO RELATABLE TOO. LIKE GOD FINALLY WE FOUND THE PERSON THEY’LL LISTEN TO #fcg i love you so much you high wis toddler

[raeofgayshine]

Jason, holding up Damian: Stinky

Dick: No!!! Don’t be mean!!

Jason, swaying him back and forth: Stinky bastard man

Dick: No!!!!!!

Tim, not looking up from his case files: Naught baby. Brat Robin.

Dick: NO!!!!!!!!!

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect Batfam #dick grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #Dami is a stinky boy!!!! little bastard #yes the entire time Damian had his arms crossed pouting and he hissed at Jason at one point #definitely tried to bite him to escape #*did* bite him after he got put down #love that little shit so much #Dick: Damian is wonderful and perfect just like all of my brothers #Jason currently bleeding: He’s a fucking feral cats #Damian: *hisses at Jason* #anyways this absolutely works for every single version of the Batfam #but the first time o thought of it was with baby/toddler Damian #and the hang in their baby Batfam #hang in there baby verse #I just think it’s funny if it’s an actually toddler Jason is calling stinky

[evillillad]

(terrin aka ninas lil meow meow belongs to @theknifeclown)

ok shes officially gone soft asdgag

i cant say what she had to do to get the keys but someone is probably dead lmao

#welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home mob au #doodle #when molly talks (which is rarely) its like fucked up fgafga #u can barely understand her its like shes talking in a funny mic #fun fact i was listening to schlatt ai covers while drawing this idk what it is with those covers but it helps me focus so much???? #someone explain it cuz i cant #also love the height difference asdklgaldfkjg i can never keep it consistent tho :o( #toddler sized #fucked up shes shorter than wally cuz wallys 3' and shes like 2'7 or something #idk sdfasgk ok i go into my dungeon now ok byyyeee #nina noon #molly moss #terrin rose