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savebatsartedition · 29 days
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Happy Birthday Hiccup Horrendous Hadock the Third!
I've never really had a chance to celebrate this little guy's birthday, so I went ALL out! (Are you kidding me? 10 year anniversary year of How to Train Your Dragon 2, year of the dragon, AND a leap year?? There was no way I was missing it.)
So, as a little gift I made two things for him! :D
How to Throw a Birthday Party - A short oneshot set after the ending of the final book in the series. (Under the cut or in the link right there. 2,088 words.)
PISTA TOMA - Httyd books meme - I've been wanting to make one of these memes for a while, and I have had no luck in figuring out characters to make it with, so if the above fluff fic didn't suite you, enjoy a little bit of vague angst. ...in animation meme form. (Youtube video below, but if you want to see the scratch version, possibly to remix, the link to that will be in the description.)
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Notes: If there are any canon inconsistencies, it’s because I haven’t read one of these books in a little under a year lol.
I did try to write it like it was really a How To Train Your Dragon book though. :3 It’s really fun to try to do haha.
Hiccup yawned and stretched in his bed, feeling the Woodensfang and Toothless' warm wings flicker against his side as the little green dragon grumbled something half asleep about the mean master waking him up. Light gently glowed from the doorway into the main room in the hut, and for a moment Hiccup felt quite like going right back to sleep.
He rolled back into his pillow, planting his face right down in the soft fabric and feathers and hissing out another yawn in a failed effort to suppress it. At his side Toothless also hissed, and as Hiccup did his best to get back to sleep (in his tiredness, he was entirely unaware of how much his movements were disturbing Toothless), the little dragon’s bright green eyes snapped open to stare angrily at the back of Hiccup's head.
“ Mean Hiccup! ” Toothless all but yelled, causing Hiccup to jump up in alarm as if he had been shot, “ T-t-Toothless was JUST getting to bed! ”
Hiccup nearly fell backwards out of the bed as Toothless headbutted him in the shoulder, his little gossamer wings flickering in the dark morning air as wisps of smoke rose from his toothless mouth. 
Holding his shoulder, Hiccup regained his balance and began to apologize to Toothless. It seemed that even after achieving relative peace after the Dragon Rebelion, there wasn't much he could do about Toothless' attitude.
Hiccup chuckled and swung his feet over the edge of the bed, fumbling for his helmet (just a regular old Hooligan helmet, that pretentious bloodstained crown would never again touch his fiery hair if he could do anything to help it) before placing the familiar weight on his head.
As Hiccup adjusted the helmet in the reflections on a shield that had apparently been put in his room with him, Toothless flapped up onto his shoulder, seeming to have forgotten all about being tired as the distant scent of breakfast reached his little warty nose.
“ W-w-ill Toothless get some of that fish downstairs? ” Toothless asked, starting directly into Hiccup's eyes even as Hiccup focused on his reflection, “ T-toothless KNOWS there's food downstairs ,” he placed a claw over his heart, “ Toothless can s-s- SMELL it, ”
Hiccup laughed and finished readjusting his helmet. (It was surprisingly difficult to get it to intentionally miss covering his dragon mark.) “ Yes Toothless, ” he said in dragonese, which was the language dragons and hopefully humans spoke to each other in, “ I'm sure you can have the fish, ”
Toothless whooped in joy and jumped into the air, turning a little summersault before landing on Hiccup's helmet. (Which very quickly titled out of the position the boy king had so carefully put it in.) Hiccup sighed and reached up to pet the small dragon. Things had gone back to normal so easily, it was almost as if they had never even changed in the first place.
“ T-toothless is the best lost thing, after all, ” Toothless all but crowed, turning circles on Hiccup's helmet as he headed out of the bedroom and into the main room of the makeshift hut the vikings had set up. (Though he was sure to grab his sword along the way, just in case. Vikings worked fast, as the hut proved, and even if they were in a state of peace, he had no proof they would stay that way for very long, no matter how much he wanted them too.)
“ Yes Toothless, ” Hiccup replied back absentmindedly, skirting around the sleeping forms of his mother and father and past the empty rolls where he knew some other Viking royalty had been put to sleep, “ Yes you were, ”
He hadn't thought about it when he was in his room, but he was pretty sure that Fishlegs and Camicazi had been missing from their own blankets when he had woken up.
Quietly he slid open the front door, careful to shush Toothless until it was closed again in case he started yelling again. (He had seen his mother twist in her sleep when Toothless had last crowed.)
“ Do you think Toothless will get to have c-cod?! ” Toothless asked excitedly, “ T-toothless is in the mood for cod! ”
“ Does it smell like cod? ” Hiccup asked him, reaching up to pick up the little dragon (and also to fix his helmet, again), " If it smells like cod you can probably have cod, ”
"Or tuna," Toothless said thoughtfully, "Toothless ALSO in the mood for tuna..."
It was a shockingly warm day out for the season, but Hiccup still shivered as a chilly ocean breeze flew past him. Toothless didn't seem to mind it so much, but he didn't argue as Hiccup placed him back on the soft fur of the vest over his shoulder.
Hiccup followed the scent as Toothless struggled to place it, though he was also somewhat unsure of what it could be, he was hungry. Maybe it wasn't smart to be walking around camp as a newly crowned King of the Wilderwest all by his lonesome, especially when he was still fairly bruised, but he didn't care. He was hungry, and he was still tired, and maybe he wasn't thinking quite straight.
He turned a corner between the tents, and suddenly the source of the smell was within his reach.
A campfire, with a large pot presumably containing many kinds of fish hung over it, sat at the center of a small clearing in the tents and huts, but that wasn't even why his heart suddenly glowed.
“Fishlegs!” he called, waving to his friend as Toothless crowed and leapt off his shoulder, aiming straight for a pile of delicious fat fish that had not yet been added to the stew, “Camicazi!”
His two friends waved back at him, grinning wide grins, but they weren't the only ones around the campfire.
“We were going to invite your parents,” Camicazi told him, elbowing him in the side good-naturedly, her mood dragon Stormfly winding around her legs like a very long, very purple cat as she wished Hiccup a good morning, “But they were dead asleep and we didn't want to wake them,”
”Hey Hiccup!“ Fishlegs grinned at him, though he looked somewhat ill (which Hiccup guessed probably stemmed from the fact that a very sleepy looking Barbra the Barbarian was sitting and chatting with some of Camicazi's Bog Burglar friends.) ”Good morning for fish, right?“
Hiccup shrugged and smiled. (Though he certainly agreed with Fishlegs, he didn't want to insult the shivering shape of his friend's vegetarian hunting dragon Horrorcow, who had once again found her place as a large lump under Fishlegs’ vest.) ”Good morning to see you guys!“
”Hiccup!“ called a voice that Hiccup recognized as Thuggory the Meathead, ”Are you gonna ask Toothless to wait until everything is done cooking or are we starting right away?!“
Hiccup turned to see the tall Viking Heir struggling with Toothless, who was eating a humongous tuna that Thuggory seemed to have been right about to dump into the stew. 
”Oh Toothless!“ Hiccup called, racing over to his snickering friend and taking him (complete with the fish larger than he was) into his arms, ” Don't you want to wait until all the cooking has been done? “ He said, continuing in Dragonese.
Toothless giggled and continued chowing down. Clearly he preferred the taste of nice raw fish. (Hiccup couldn't say he agreed, but he was glad that Toothless seemed to be subdued for a second or two.)
Hiccup placed the tuna and dragon on the floor together, trying to ignore the loud sounds of chewing that floated up from them as he reached out a hand to shake Thuggory's hand. To his surprise, the Meathead heir laughed and drew him into a hug instead.
Hiccup nearly choked as he was lifted into the air, his feet dangling for a couple of seconds as Thuggory greeted him, before he was set back down. 
”It's great to see you again Hiccup,“ Thuggory explained, ”Especially after all that cool stuff you did back there,“
”Good to see you again too,“ Hiccup laughed, though he didn't really like the constant references to the battles of the Dragon Rebelion, ”Just doing what a friend of dragons has to do,“
”Hiccup!“ called Camicazi, catching up with him. (Though Fishlegs lagged a few steps behind, not so secretly making eyes at Barbra, who was now hissing at her cat Fearless and showing the Bog Burglars how sharp the claws of the little animal were.) ”Hey!“
Hiccup turned to her, though he was momentarily distracted by the sight of several Hooligan boys sitting together on a large rock. He had missed them more than he had expected in the time he'd been gone, it seemed, because even the sight of Dogsbreath (who was laughing with Clueless about something for a change) put a smile on his face.
“Yeah?” he asked, shooting Speedyfist a smile, “What is it?”
“Aren't you going to ask why we're all here now?!” he asked, putting her hands on her hips and glaring at him. Even though she was a head or so shorter than him, Hiccup thought she could look extremely intimidating if she chose to. 
“Um,” Hiccup thought for a second, but, still groggy from sleep, he had nothing. “Breakfast?” He asked, giving her a pained smile as she slapped a hand to her face and sighed. (*”Boys,“*)
”It's for your birthday!“ Fishlegs said, finally stumbling over to the group.
“My what?” Hiccup asked, completely blindsided by that answer. Hadn't his birthday been quite a while back now?
”You only get one once every four years,“ Camicazi pointed out, speaking slowly and patiently as if she really believed he was as stupid as she pretended she thought he was, ”and we felt bad that you missed it, so we wanted to throw a celebration!“
“My- ah!” Hiccup yelped as Toothless' sharp claws dug into his leg, he seemed to have had his fill of the fat tuna, “What- Thank you-“
Thuggory slapped him on the back, laughing again. ”It's what dragon markers do, eh?“
Fishlegs nodded, and even Horrorcow stuck her head out from under his vest for a second to speak. ” I do wish we had considered vegetarians before planning the meal, “ she said politely, ” do you happen to have any carrots? “
Hiccup frowned and stuck his hands into his pocket, he always carried a slice of carrot precisely for this purpose. ” In fact I do Horrorcow! “ He grinned, holding it out to the sad looking hunting dragon, ” enjoy! “
She thanked him and immediately began chomping into the orange vegetable. Hiccup smiled, to his tired mind, the interaction hadn't seemed odd at all, but as Camicazi spluttered into laughter and Fishlegs blinked at him in confusion, Hiccup began to realize that it might have sounded a bit odd to those that didn't understand dragonese.
“I should start teaching you guys dragonese,” he mused, scratching Toothless between his horns as he turned to look at the mess of fish guys he had left on the sandy rocks below them. (And on Hiccup's boots it seemed.)
“You're just not gonna address that?!” Camicazi half shrieked, half laughed, nearly doubled over at the force of her laughter, “You just had a carrot in your pocket? Why?!”
Hiccup brushed a strand or two of hair out of his eye and, in a fake offended voice, told her that he cared about his friends enough to do so if the friend in question called for it.
This caused her to howl with laughter again, and this time Hiccup couldn't help but join in. This all felt strangely comfortable, for some reason. From the small circle of closer friends that were giggling with (and at) him, to the gaggles of Hooligan boys and Bog Burglar girls on opposite sides of the fire, to the random smattering of hunting and riding dragons that had decided to stay with their humans, this felt nice.
“Thank you all,” Hiccup murmured, still scratching a now purring Toothless and Thuggory began to call that the stew was done, “It really means a lot that you would do this for me,”
“ And for m-me! ” Toothless said, yelping happily and jumping into the air as the covering once again came off the large pot, which he seemed to have just realized was the perfect heat for a dragon such as himself, “ T-toothless loves fish baths! ”
And it was all Hiccup could do to warn Thuggory that he was about to half to fish a very happy little dragon out of their food.
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lexezombie · 17 days
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(MASSIVE POST! SORRY!)
Friend: what if Vox had kids when he was alive?
Me: SAY NO MORE!
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Welcome to my unhinged obsession with next gens and crafting my own lore! SO to start it off we need to talk about human Vox
I personally like the name a lot of people have been using for him. Vaughn.
How old was he? 30-40, unspecified rip
I made my own design for it (including a human disguise for his demon form, like I did with Alastor)
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We were talking about how he could've died and ended up memeing about the idea his child killed him to take his company/money
(we also talked about the idea he was a televangelist scam artist while alive, maybe he did that to gain money before trying to start a company)
SO I RAN WITH IT!
Made his son: Graham
drew him as an 18 year old -- two days before he smashed his dads head through the television.
So, Graham is basically a pastors kid (His moms a red head btw)
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Graham got a bit greedy of his dad not loaning him money after he hit 18, so he decided to do the rational thing and,,, ykno,,, kill em (as one does) and took over the (at the time small) company and grew it MASSIVE
fast forward to the 60s where Graham has kids of his own, twins:
Eliot & Janet
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AIGHT GRAHAM IS AN AWFUL DAD-- he's controlling, forced his religion onto his kids and used it to control them via fear.
Once Graham hits old age (80s), Eliot takes over the company and Janet starts her own
She's vain and greedy, he's a liar and little hater; they both try and appeal to the younger generation despite being in their 50s -- Janet dyes her hair and has an addiction to botox, while Eliot smokes weed on livestreams and insults his ex-wife on reddit
(both have ex-partners btw; Eliot has 1, Janet has 4)
Eliot hates his dad and wanted to put him in a nursing home, but Janet loves him and won't let that happen. But old habits die hard and like the loveable father he is, Graham cuts the twins breaks in their car and gets them killed
NOW THEY'RE IN HELL!
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They start going by Ex + Prima, find out their grandpa is a bigshot in Hell and instantly go to see him -- Ex? Hates his grandpa. Prima? LOVES her grandpa
He's connected to the internet back up in the land of the living because he put a microchip into his brain; Sometimes he gets pop-ups that his old employees click on and unwanted updates on stock markets
Their monitors are actually just screens and are removable - under it their faces are fucked
I got more info but I'll make them proper refs eventually for all that <3
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and yes; they're based on elon musk + jeff bezos and daft punk lol
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shrewstew · 10 months
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Random South Park Headcannons (It’s mostly Kenny)
- I have realized that ToolShed in Fractured But Whole makes a LOT of accidental sex jokes while fighting. I think it would be funny if Mysterion is trying so hard not to laugh during these fights, since he’s trying to keep his edgy persona
- Kyle has a resting bitch face
- Tweek thinks people who put cream and sugar in their coffee are losers, and Craig gets over-the-top fru-fru drinks, they make fun of each other for their coffee preferences often
- Cartman is pan, but he has his claws dug knuckle deep into the back of the closet, and won’t admit it until he’s on his deathbed
- Kenny is trying to grow his hair to be long enough to braid, but he never combs it so it gets all matted. At one point his mom had to shave most of his head because it was impossible to comb through and he never forgave her for that.
- Cartman is the best artist of the group, and uses these powers for evil, he sets up commissions and people pay him a shit ton of money to draw his friends kissing, they all hate it
- When Kenny dies and goes to hell he hangs out with Damien, they play Mario kart, but sometimes he ends up in heaven, and he hangs out with Chef
- Clyde falls for those 18+ roblox scams, y’know, the ones that are like “Pay me 100 robux to continue our convo!~”… not that I’ve… played those…
- Butters: Check this out! *sends a cat meme* Kenny: Lol, Cute!! Look at this one! Kenny: *sends the most toe curling, sweat inducing, stomach churning, dirtiest meme that will 1000% get Butters grounded*
- Butters enjoys death metal (cuz of Crimson Dawn) but his parents ground him for listening to it since it is “devil music”
- Kyle and Craig are sensory avoidant autism and Butters Tweek and Kenny are sensory seeking, stan is somewhere in the middle
- It’s a running gag in Craigs gang to misspell Tweek’s name as Twerk, it drives him insane
- Craig and Kenny talk about cars with each other for hours
- Kyle is the kinda guy to tell you to shut up if you sneeze too many times
- Kenny is friends with Henrietta, and she tries to convince him to be goth every other week
- Now that Karen hangs out with the goth kids Mysterion made sure they knew that if she picks up their smoking habits, the police would never find their remains
- Stan can NOT smile for pictures for the life of him “😬”
- Kenny is constantly trying to bring back 🌈💕𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒦𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎💐✨ in their games but Cartman always says no
- Kyle has misophonia
- Kenny has Pica, as in the disorder where you eat inedible things
- Selective mutism Kenny. That’s it.
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 441 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made. The sole purpose of this is to provide summaries/reviews for each chapter so if you don’t want to see the rest of it, then just keep scrolling. It’s your choice.)
I really said that I was going to work on this chapter review but I didn't do it until a few days after the chapter has been posted online... Woops, my bad. (My posts will be queued for now, so I didn't post this CURRENTLY. Sorry in advance if I randomly post at around 4 in the morning or something.) Most of you guys probably already saw this, but you know what? Time to bring dinner onto the table! 🍲
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H U H ? 👁👁
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UMMMM… HELLO??? I stg, if he's referring to Goo... 😭 But oh man, if he were to replace Goo, I wonder how Gun is going to react. And I already heard ab the rumors going around, regarding to what PTJ mentioned before. Even the thing about someone's death, and whatnot. Yes, I know man. 💀 But in all honesty, this Charles Choi arc though... I like it so far. Minus... the death and Charles Choi himself because it's a catalyst for an event that'll happen in the future. Also, yes Charles, you piece of shit. Jichang won't ever think of joining you lol. Even if he agreed, what is there to benefit if he were to side with you? 😀
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I don't think anyone has commented on what Charles Choi said about Jichang being a strategist, and he's right about that. Unlike many fighters, I noticed how Jichang is very meticulous when it comes to fighting. He assesses his opponents, like where to properly attack and he notes their weak points and people's most vulnerable spots to aim at, which makes his Battle I.Q. much bigger in comparison to the other First Generation Kings, who just fight with a passionate drive with fists during their fights. (Reminds me of current Daniel.) He's very clever too, and that's one of the reasons why I like Jichang's character.
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O K A Y. OLD MAN. SHOWING OFF YOUR NONEXISTENT LEFT ARM, I SEE.
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GODDDDD JICHANG, GET UPPPPP MAAAAAANNNNNNNNN. AAAAAAGGHHHH 😫😫😫😫
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BRUHHHHHHHHHHH COME ONNNNNNNNNNN!!! I STG, IF PTJ DOESN'T LET THIS MAN WIN- <- My OG reaction 😀
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YOU TELL HIMMMMMM JICHANG!!! 😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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YES JICHANG PULLED OUT THE SHTICK AND LET IT ROLLLLLLL!!! Oh fuck. Wait, WHAT??? W H A T ????????
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! HOW TF DID THAT HAPPEN BRUHHHHHHHH??? I THOUGHT YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG, JICHANG!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'M GONNA GO AND FLIP A BUNCH OF TABLES BC WTFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
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Ok, for starters... Don't they have those DNA test thingies where they investigate thoroughly in crime scenes? Bruh, Charles Choi was HOLDING the gun. CAN'T THEY NOT IDENTIFY HIS OWN FINGERPRINTS??? Also, it's understandable that he might have tipped the police too since he got power. UGGGGHHHHHH PTJ, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LET THE VILLAINS GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRIMES??? LIKE VIVI GETTING THAT HAPPY ENDING WITH XIAOLONG EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. I SWEAR, JICHANG'S BROTHERS ARE GOING TO SIDE WITH DANIEL AND GET REVENGE ON CHARLES CHOI. *s i g h s* Well, anyways... It's time to send them off...
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WHY IS THIS MAKING ME SOB BRUHHHHH. 😭😭😭😭😭 UGGHHHHH, WHEN THEY BOTH DIED I REALLY CRIED FOR THEM BECAUSE I ALREADY GOT AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO THE TWO OF THEM. 💔
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Nah, because this mf will surely get hit with MASSIVE karma. I'm just waiting for that sweeeeeeeet sweet day. (Sorry Crystal, but your dad's a dick. 🤷🏽‍♀️)
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PLEASE DANIEL, AVENGE THEM!!! UGGHHHH IM STILL DEVASTATED OVER THEM. 😭😭😭
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I do admit, Jinyoung DOES look good leaning on a motorcycle while smoking on a cig. Also, IDK WHY, but Daniel looks so cute carrying all of those boxes behind him. Honestly, this interaction between Jichang and Daniel looks like Jichang is sending Daniel off to night school or something LMFAO. The boxes looks like a big ass backpack, ngl. ALSO, YES JICHANG, DON'T WORRY ABOUT DANIEL. LEAVE IT ALL TO HIM TO FIND JINYOUNG PARK AND TO BEAT CHARLES CHOI TO A PULP! 😎👍🏽
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WAIT... HOLD ON NOW. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, THE "GRIMM PLASTIC SURGERY CENTER" IS IN GANGNAM-GU ??? Hold up... Tell me, this isn't where Mangi from Viral Hit went for his plastic surgery on his nose...
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Tbh I'm not caught up to the recent chapter of Viral Hit, but this was in Viral Hit's Ep. 74 on Webtoon. So... could it be, that he... went there to get plastic surgery...? 😀 (I must be trippin. If I'm incorrect, then I apologize. That part caught my eye while I was reading and I had to tie it back to the First Affiliate because... I FOUND THAT COINCIDENTAL. LEAVE ME ALONE-)
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Yup, sounds about right. 💀
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Omg? THE HOT DOCTOR IS BACK!!! I KNEW IT, HE'S TOO GOOD-LOOKING TO BE FORGOTTEN AS A MINOR CHARACTER!!! 😳😳😳
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To be honest, he looks like he could pass as Eugene and Yoosung's older brother or something. BUT, HELLO??? 1ST AFFILIATE PRESIDENT?????? AEEEUUUUGGGHHHH THIS HOTTIE IS THE 1ST AFFILIATE PRESIDENT??? I'M- 😩😩😩😩
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You see... he is one MIGHTY FINE, DOCTOR. 🥴 I wanna see if Doc got some fighting moves or not. 👀 If he does, then he got me S O L D. 🔥
Ok, but this chapter's focus really was on Charles Choi and whatever he did. I'm so eager to see him get beat up by everybody. Oh, but hold on now... If Tom Lee found out what REALLY happened, then that would be a problem too. Hehehehe 😈
Time to wait for the next chapter! ✌🏽
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dolce-tenebra-toscana · 11 months
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La Squadra's reaction at this year Eurovision's finale:
Risotto ✂️:
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He is the type of fan that if his faves aren't even in the top 5, he is not that bothered. He was rooting for Germany, so whoever won wasn't his business. He just hopes in the future there'll be more metal performances, cause he think this genre is VERY underrated
Prosciutto 🍖:
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Prosciutto is annoyed af! He had a completely different top 5 in his mind and seeing the results made him chew his bottom lip in frustration, smoke more cigarettes than usual and tap nervously his foot. Sicilian daddy is not happy at all, in his heart Australia won the game... also his gf was rooting for Norway, so no " celebratory s*x " for him tonight, that makes him even angrier lol
Illuso 🔎:
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The only one happy cause he was team Israel and Team Sweden, so in the end he is the only one saying " winner winner, chicken dinner ". He has a smug expression on his face and is parading around the lair with the swedish flag around his neck, mocking his teammates like " i told you so~" or " awwww, why so mad? Did you lose? Oh wait, yes~"...He is the absolute worst about it.
Melone 🍈:
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He was the only one actually rooting for italy this year lol, you may think is for the song but of course this purple tuscan idiot did it for the meme.
He spent MONTHS since Sanremo joking about stuff like: pesci asking him if he wanted a chip and him answering " SE QUESTA È L'ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAA..." or even making fun of Risotto's sleep habits chanting " TANTO SO CHE TU NON DORMI, DORMI DORMIIII MAIIII!!"
In the end he was kicked out of the lair cause ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MELONE!!
SO yeah, another chill dude who didn't care about the final result, he just wants to annoy people lmao.
Ghiaccio 🧊:
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NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!
Ok here we have the real deal everyone, Ghiaccio is a BIG eurovision fan and maybe the only one who truly cared about the winner.
He blasted Finland's song while racing with his red Mazda through Napoli yelling " CHA CHA CHA D*IOCANEEEEEEEE!!"
He was even ready to bet about Finland's victory and when he heard the final results...chaos: broken chairs, smashed bottles, angry phone calls to vent about it!!
He even planned to invade Sweden to avenge his green jacket pal, but in the end he'll just curse blasphemies for a week and change the radio station whenever the winning song is put on.
Formaggio 🧀:
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You see this? This is the level of support Formaggio had for Croatia. Lil cheese man went in every single bar of Napoli to teach their song and even tried to organise a rave party with a " Tractors " theme!! He felt utterly outraged when he saw the level of " disrespect " ( in his mind of course ) shown to his favourite eurovision's group and now is planning to go to a concert while riding an actual tractor. Is he exaggerated? Yes. Do we love him for this? ABSOLUTELY!!
Pesci 🐟:
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This guy drink his " respect women juice " ever since he was a lil kid. His mamma and nonna raised him good, so his goal for eurovision was to support all the women that walked on the stage! He tried to stay neutral and show them all the appreciation they deserved, but 2 of them stole his heart: Lithuania and Portugal. He was so moved bu their songs that tears run down on his face during the performances, in that moment he didn't even cared being the laughing stock and called " una femminuccia ", he just wanted to enjoy those beautiful voices and he did!! He was also really happy about sweden's victory, in the end another great artist was cherished in the difficult music industry.
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crypticjackal13 · 1 year
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I have been hyper fixed on Red son for the past month and also LMK characters meeting future children with the reader. But I wanted a more extended story Red son meeting his future child and not the short bulletins and stuff.
Maybe it set like Meet The Robinson’s where Red is shoved into the future by accident but the only difference is that he knows that the child is his and the readers (He’s smart like that). They both try to get Red son back to the present while trying to not let the reader and the others know that he’s from the past. He gets to met his “friends” when their older and it’s really strange to him. I don’t really know how to end it so take as much creative liberty as you want with this story!
Oh my gosh I haven't watched Meet the Robinsons in FOREVER
Also. I did my best but this is more just a story of "oh woops time travel!" So enjoy lol
"No Touchy Please"(736 wc)
Redson meeting his and reader's future child
Fun oneshot
Pronouns: any for Redson, you/yours but you're not really involved
CW: uhhh none??
“What…where am I?” Redson got up from his spot on the ground as he tried to get a handle on their surroundings. One moment, she had been in their lab, showing y/n his new Time Machine…the next, there was a flash of light and they had no clue where he was. 
Dusting themselves off, they recognized the space. Albeit covered in different blueprints and furniture, the room was the same—it was still the lab they always worked in. It was even still missing its smoke detector, for obvious reasons.
They walked over and examined the first paper they could see. It was a messy sketch, but he could tell it was meant to be a hover bike. What made it special, a poorly handwritten note said, was that the wheels could transform and make it a regular bike if needed. Smart, they thought.
The sound of the door’s code being entered caught his attention and immediately they prepared to either hide or attack. What threw them off was the appearance of a teenager-looking person.
He was below her current height, with messy red hair that was pulled back into a bun that clearly was too much for the hair tie. He had eyes that were the same color as y/n’s. And there was a sizable seat of bull horns with a bull tail to match.
“What on earth…Who are you?!” They both pointed at each other, like that one Spider-Man meme that Mei had shown Redson a while ago. It would have made them laugh, were they not currently panicking and realizing that not only had the time machine worked, but they were face to face with his and y/n’s child.
“I’m the owner of this lab! And you—“ the teen paused, looking Redson up and down. “—look scarily like my dad.” 
“That’s because I am! But, if I know anything about time travel, I can’t see myself. So now I’m making it both our problem.” They fixed their glasses. With a scoff, the teenager looked around. 
“I don’t see a time machine.”
“So I’ll make a new one while I’m here,” Redson began poking around the different toolboxes and scrap metal in the space. “In the meantime, what’s your name?”
“It’s Zhou. And I can help, you know!”
They continued to try and make small talk with each other while they worked to put together a much more compact version of the time machine, however Redson couldn’t help but be distracted by Zhou. Sure, he looked like Red, but he acted a lot like y/n. He was careful with whatever he built, and his powers were concentrated. He grew worried when he’d almost accidentally burnt Redson, even though they both were fireproof. It honestly was sweet to see.
“There. Now I’ll be going—“ Red stopped when Zhou caught them by the hand.
“You can’t just jump in! You need to do a test run!” He suggested. Red stepped back and looked around, before seeing a blank piece of paper and crumpling it. She threw it inside the machine and set it to a few weeks in the future. 
“If I’m correct, which I usually am, this paper will come back and be a small pile of dust.” They pressed the buttons and the machine vanished in a flash of light. It reappeared only a moment later. Lo and behold, the paper was no longer a crumpled ball, but was a small dirt pile. 
“I guess it does work.” Zhou said. 
“Indeed. I’ll be off now,” Redson paused halfway into the machine, looking back at her future child. He stood with a hand on his other arm, tail swaying as he looked at the ground. Redson sighed. They reached a hand out and patted him on the head. “Thank you for helping me. I can’t wait to meet you again.”
And in another flash of light, the machine was gone. 
Redson was happy to reappear in the lab again, this time right where they were before. Y/n was still sitting in the chair that was closer to the desk. 
“So, how was it?” She asked.
“Huh? How long was I gone?”
“Only a few seconds. What’d you see?”
“Oh, um…” Red hesitated, stepping out and dusting themselves off. “I don’t know. It looked about the same.”
“Aw man. No cool flying cars?”
“My love, we literally have hover bikes.”
“Oh, right!”
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writernopal · 10 months
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it is blorbo blursday!! what kind of social media presence would your characters have, if any? - lorenfinch
Happy Blursday! What a fun question!
Fay would definitely not have an online presence. She hates people in her business 😅 Wilkes is definitely a Facebook dad LOL. He'd always be taking pictures of his view from the deck of the Mirage and of the delicious meals he's eating. You'd probably only catch glimpses of Fay in the background of his pictures, like her hands across from him when they're having dinner.
Mariel definitely has an arts and crafts YouTube channel that she occasionally posts cooking tutorials on. I can imagine that she has a hard time filming because Axtapor is constantly pestering her because he wants attention lol. The end of her cooking tutorials always have shots of him trying the food she made, and he's always smiling like a fool as he eats🥺
Axtapor is a streamer and probably a HEAVY Twitter user. He definitely peaks the mic while making callouts and is the type to drink and smoke just out of frame lol. He probably has special guest stars from other men of the Lyre on his streams, namely Lexlar and Hartim, his lackeys. Occasionally he has Mariel on, and they watch memes together with the chat. 💖
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moonspower · 5 months
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8.  while there’s often a correlation between what a muse’s personal  &  inspired playlists look like,  what is your muse’ preferred genre of music?  what songs are playing if someone asks?   (think about the time you’re writing your character in). 
✨ @starfoam. meme. still accepting!
between vi's personal taste and the inspired playlists i make for him, it's a lot of just niche. for playlists i make for vi like when i write / his pinned posts you'll find: miami / atlanta bass, jersey / baltimore club, breakbeat, jungle, liquid dnb, trip hop, dream trance, lofi house. on older playlists when he was younger you'd find city pop, jazz fusion, jazzhop, picopop, shibuya kei, deconstructed pop, nu disco, dreampop, chillwave, yacht rock but not really yacht rock i don't even know how to explain it.
as for virote, he's a 90s and 2000s kids thru and thru... he's also a former mall goth lol. and while he likes his pop and hip hop and rnb, he rly used to listen to nu-metal, visual kei, heavy metal, groove metal, industrial, and shamefully he loved him some rap rock like limp bizkit... but then his taste in that area evolved to that 80s goth, synthwave / darkwave type shit, witch house, new romantic, ebm.
✨ SONGS VIROTE WOULD LISTEN TO / BROODY, DEPRESSED SMOKING ALONE IN HIS ROOM EDITION:
male tears / ❝hit me.❞
tears for fears / ❝pale shelter.❞
deftones / ❝sextape.❞
aural vampire / ❝leader of the flowers.❞
care / ❝whatever possessed you.❞
i mean he listens to a lot of things especially since he's a dancer skilled in a handful of disciplines, but his heart crawls back to the truth sometimes...
anyway, he will never be interested in arguing if deftones is nu-metal or not because he's not ready to get stabbed in the kidneys.
🌙 SONGS I WRITE VIROTE TO / WHAT THE FUCK WE GOTTA GO VOGUING AT THE CLUB, MISS THING:
le sserafim / ❝eve, psyche & the bluebeard’s wife.❞
coastdream / ❝soft moon.❞
lsdxoxo / ❝mutant exotic.❞
tinashe / ❝talk to me nice.❞
bebe yana / ❝vision getting blurred.❞
but also i'll write to any genre depending on the thread, the muse i'm writing against, and where my writing style is leaning. and you never know what i'm doing at that point. i might be listening to seapunk or i might be listening to 70s soul. like this blog is just a harmonic mashup of the coolest shit ever made tbh. subcultures on subcultures.
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snarky-art · 1 year
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I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED AN ASK FOR THE SHIP MEME IM SO SORRY
It was about Rox x Nex and Daphne x Valtor
For Roy x Nex
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LOVE the concept. They get together in my thing lol
The “not gonna end well” and “eroticism of attempted murder (exaggerated in this case lol)” comes from them when they first meet. They’ve got a weird beef with each other. Weirdly fixated, mainly Nex though. Roy is pretty chill. Nex starts antagonizing though and Roy has just Gotta take on the challenge.
Them: im just paying extra attention to him because I’m upset he wants Aisha. Absurd, he wouldn’t mesh well with her. I’ll show him.
Them later: I was right. I am upset he wants Aisha because it turns out I want him. He wouldn’t mesh well with her, he would mesh with me. I’ll show him.
In a weird homoerotic competitive limbo for a while, then they figure it out. Don’t really explicitly define what they are for a little while, but they’re together for sure.
Roy is devoted in a very tender and soft way compared to Nex, who’s more emotionally explosive and loudly declarative of his devotion. A warm and cool combo. Roy mellows him out some. Hand holding and flowers alone together vs grand gestures for the world to see and a hold on the others waist. They appreciate the ways the other shows they care.
That doesn’t mean they don’t still compete or take the other up on a challenge though. Playful competition. They push each other to be better and improve in all different aspects in life. I’m very fond.
For Daphne x Valtor, forgive me I don’t think I like Valtor in the same way as much of the fandom seems to.
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I view him as slimey, manipulative, sadistic, power tripping, cruel. I love to hate him. I don’t love him in an affectionate “oh my scrungly hot Victorian” way I see a lot of others enjoy him.
I can’t imagine Daphne being interested in him. In canon, she didn’t meet him until Domino was attacked and her family and kingdom was under threat, if she saw him during the attack at all. I don’t vibe with her being into him with that context, not even in a forbidden fruit kind of way.
I can DEFINITELY see him being interested in her though, and that’s something I find simply delicious to explore and play with, especially because I don’t know how much of his interest would be romantic or just a vye for power.
The way he acted towards Bloom in canon always made me uncomfortable. Suave, confident, weird undertones of control and a want to hurt disguised in almost romantic gestures. If that’s how he is with Bloom, the youngest of the dead Dominion Royal Line and holder of The Flame, a holder who barely has a grasp on that supreme power, I can only imagine how he would be towards Daphne, a god bound in flesh, Supreme Nymph of Magix and Heir (a well owned title for her too, unlike Bloom, who hasn’t the skill nor the power in his eyes) to what was considered the most powerful Kingdom in all the magical world.
If they ever met before The Fall of Domino, it would be haughty laughs, snide comments, overconfident gestures, all met with steel and venom.
“Oh, little Nymph, how lovely of you to grace us with your presence on this fine morning. Do you have any plans before the meeting later? I can’t imagine you would say no to a walk with me.”
It’s been days of this. This Summit cannot end soon enough. Finally, she speaks to him directly.
“That is not my name nor my title, and that is not how you will address me. You are bold to presume you know what I would or would not agree to, and that boldness will bring you none of my graces.”
“Oh, to hear your sweet voice directed my way at long last, and with that fiery Dominion spark I’ve heard so much about. You had been so cold towards me for so long I wasn’t even sure you had any of The Dragon Flame in you. Tell me, does that attitude come from The Flame, or is it just your own sense of self importance that ignites a fire in you?”
She sees red. She exhales smoke and embers through her nostrils, her glare sharpens. She turns to leave.
“You forget yourself, homunculus.”
A low blow.
He smirks. She gets to the doors.
“Give it time, I like it when they’re feisty,” she hears him murmur.
She slams the doors behind her.
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dicksoutformtl · 2 years
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it’s been 60 years since I’ve started this & I’m still working on it, i am doing them individually then my thoughts of them as a couple.
first set of headcanons is with our babygirl sorbet ~!!but shh don’t tell him I called him that he’ll be pissed & no longer cook me delicious pastries :c
gelato should be done soon-ish: got him partly done but I got burnt out part way through rip
this was my first nonsense hc’s with these two if you’d like to check it out c:
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tagging you in my nonsense hii @tenthgrove
Sorbet:
➵ Listen ok, i may or may not have a thing for characters who look super intimidating doing things that are generally seen as “soft” & it just melts my heart, so thus came the thought of Sorbet knitting. He prefers sweaters & things of that nature, they’re all knitted with traditional folk patterns such as this or this one. ( not limited to those patterns but you get the idea ) For someone who doesn’t really like the cold he sure make a lot of things for it lol.
Yes he knits all of Gelatos sweaters, stocking hats, & gloves— it’s super cute & endearing how Gelato always brings attention to his clothing like “yes my husband made this for me I am very proud uwu )” He has also made Risotto socks & he’s made Pesci little sweaters themed with fishes & other things. No one else though, naughty children don’t get knitted goodies by their “work dad.”
( coming back again & I am adding that Sorbet could/would knit his beloved third plushies or anything else they’d like <3 )
➵ I was thinking of things he’d be good at & i was y’know what I bet Sorbet would be good at archery, this has absolutely like no pull through I just think he’d be fun to watch shoot bullseye after bullseye while looking very bored & incredibly sexy lol. I also think he’d be a wonderful teacher with not just archery but also using any weapon/fighting ( I think he’s more of a gun guy—maybe?? but he’s a good fighter)
he is super patient man & very level headed when teaching someone, like for instance if you’re like me an your rather slow thinking or very touchy on certain sounds, Sorbet’s able to make things make sense in ways you understand or with sounds he is able to help you with either ear plugs/finds ways to get you acclimated to those sounds ( listen sometimes your not able to get ear plugs & you gotta find ways around to not immediately get debilitated by the sounds ) I dunno if I worded this well enough bdbdbd
( I am also adding this in my fourth go through of this, another thing with Sorbet as a teacher he will never press you past what he thinks you can handle. This goes for most things he can teach you not just with weaponry. He knows that it can be discouraging if you're pushed too fast or it’s something you're just not equipped to handle— if that makes sense? He wouldn’t put in the effort if he didn’t have faith in you so you can be comforted in knowing that he sees your worth in whatever hes teaching you. )
➵ I will die on this hill, he either has eyes colored like honey or beautiful dark brown eyes. He’s also got a hairy barrel chest like you’d see in the 80’s movies— I don’t know if he’d shave personally I hope he doesn’t but I’ll leave that up to y’all. I will say the man cannot grow facial hair that isn’t akin to mutton chops, he doesn’t like it on him anyways but lowkey when he was younger he was very salty about it lol.
➵ Have you considered him being scared of spiders or other insects, it’s not like a huge fear but he does get like little yucked out by them & has to call Gelato to come kill it for him. Because I have & I think it’s very silly an funny to imagine.
➵ He is left handed.
➵ He likes poetry & has written a few pieces about/for Gelato.
➵ Giggling at the idea of him trying something like LSD/Acid for the first time ever & he’s like that meme like “ these edibles ain’t shit” then it hits him an just fuckin wild he doesn’t do it anymore— he likes to keep his wits about him ( he smoke weed now an again with gelato when the mood strikes them but he no longer does anything harder )
➵ Sorry thinking about him wearing a gold chain ooh with the chest hair— very sexy if I say so. I do think if he wears jewelry thats gold in color. I dunno guys I’m just convinced he looks best in it.
➵ His first kiss/“relationship” wasn’t in the mmh best of conditions nor with the best of person— I’ll have to come back to this one because while it’s not *super* heavy, but it is a bit of a touchy thing that I want to write it right when I do.
➵ Thought he was Ace/Aro for a very long time due to his first relationship, he is not tho he found out later in his life however is very supportive of the ace/aro’s ( like he is *the* best ally he got you baby )
➵ His childhood “friend” was this big bernese mountain dog that follow him around as a youth, he doesn’t know who’s dog it was but this dog went everywhere he went & would attack/warn him of people coming when he was up to no good.
➵ He is big spoon only.
➵ Have you considered him wearing the uhh uhh— is it called lip stain???? it’s not like a full color but you got the tint or stain of the color ??? Yeah that think of that on him <33
➵ Sorbet collects pocket watches, bone records, & other things of that nature. I also like to think he has a bit of a ?? Is it called vulture culture when you collect bones & things like that? I am unsure but he also does a bit of that.
➵ I also headcanon that he is the oldest & has a few younger sisters that he took of until he was a young teenager.
Gelato:
➵ Listen ok, he can totally kill you & he generally doesn’t like people interacting with him, but he loooves to be treated tenderly & a little mushy when you are in a relationship with him. I like rough & aggressive Gelato as much as everyone else but god can you imagine his little knife cat smile when Sorbet ( or you—) pulls him close to him & an adoringly gazes at him before giving him kisses???? Or even more sweet mushy stuff??? Just ooohhhhh it gets me & I will die on this hill man.
There’s just something sweet in having a loved one treat him softly or in a way like he's dainty ( he & all of us know he is not dainty—the guys about as sturdy as you can get but I hope you get the idea shsbs ). Gelato truly adores the feeling it gives him on the inside, it’s like being protected & warm but not necessarily like physically but emotionally an mentally. I hope to god you get what I mean— I’m struggling to word it lol
( I’ve come back to this & I want to reiterate that when I was originally writing this I was thinking of how Gelato would’ve been consumed by that toxic masculinity for the longest time & he never had that chance of the gentle/tender treatment or just that pure kindness women get (( girls/people raised as a girl know what I mean— least I hope so )) having someone treat him in this manner & remind him that it’s *ok* to be softer in your way/be treated softer doesn’t make you less of a man. In fact you deserve to have these moments of security. But he is not uwu soft boy I was worried you’d think that’s what I meant & it’s not I just want him get to experience that kinda feeling even if he only allows/accepts it from sorbet or you his third. )
➵ I have convinced myself that Gelato can whittle & carve not just wood but also bone. I just think it’s one of those like dad/grandpa activities that makes me go !! Oh my boy can do that lol. I imagine he makes little sculptures or objects for not just Sorbet but Pesci, Formaggio, & Risotto. Risotto has a skull probably in the vein of something like this that Gelato carved for him & maybe for Pesci he carved this for him. Each member has a small dagger that Gelato whittled for them when they joined La Sqaudra.
➵ Ok ok hear me out on this but Gelato with the prettiest hazel/green eyes you ever seen they’re like a beautiful earthy color & when the sun hits it right you can see specs of like “gold” in them. I will forever stand by strong man bulks Gelato but over the years because I headcanon him in his like mid-late 40’s he’s more fat (chubby unsure how to word it here) but he still has muscle of course it’s just not as prominent as when he was a young man. Kinda like this photo or maybe this one? I don’t think he’s quite as wide as the photos I offered but he’s still got the overall look.
Now unlike Sorbet I do think he’s pretty hairy all over, maybe not quite as thick or bushy as Sorbet may be but still more hair. I’m also here for Gelato having a snaggle tooth & it’s got me going heart eyes over him lol.
➵ Gelato has C-PTSD I am not super familiar with this & how people are with it so I can’t go into great detail because I don’t want to get it wrong, but from what I read & how i headcanon him he’d definitely fit this criteria. I also still stand by him being on the spectrum, again I’m not like a %100 sure but I’m still thinking he has ADHD but he could have a different one I am unsure how to word this one well.
➵ I think he would be ambidextrous & can use his hands interchangeably but you’ll notice when he’s doing certain things he may favor his right for said project or vice versa
➵ Nipple piercings? Nipple piercings <3 he used to have others when he was a teenager but these & his right earring are the only ones that are left.
➵ He’s actually well read & incredibly smart! I personally hc him as someone people often overlook for an ignorant brute who’s incapable of focusing on subjects at hand. This is far from the truth actually, he’s very tactical & incredibly intelligent not just in common things like in “ that’s a x y or z” y’know, but also in other subjects like the more mmh literature/other if that makes sense lol.
He often plays up his more “manic” appearance, like yeah he’s very off the walls but part of that’s just places up to like 20 when really he’s more with it. Makes it easier to lull people into thinking he’s not as smart/cunning but don’t be fooled tho.
➵ Listen I truly think he’d have a pet ferret if he could, Sorbet will not let him have one though, not cause he doesn’t like the little critters but they’re hardly ever home & it’s not fair to the animal if they’re not there to give them attention. It’s also the same reason they don’t have any other pets besides the few strays Gelato feeds around the la sqaudra base ( maggio also helps with this )
➵ I personally hc Gelato being the more experienced one in the relationship. As I mentioned in my Sorbet list, he only had the one “relationship” before getting with gelato, well Gelatos the opposite in my backstory for them he’s had quite a few relationships before getting with Sorbet.
Though there’s only one before Sorbet that actually had any true feelings put into the relationship, it didn’t end well & it’s part of the reason he has C-PTSD & incredibly cautious of getting with Sorbet. It wasn’t a bad relationship mind you, just the circumstances around the ending of it just wasn’t very devastating ( had to do with the war & some other stuff ) but anyways !!!
Gelato’s had a lot more experience with this kind of thing & was the catalyst for helping Sorbet figure out that he wasn’t aro/ace
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peter-pantomime · 9 months
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3, 7, 8, 19 (and 20 if you’re feeling it!) for the ST ask 🥰
3. Favorite scene in the entire series?
It's a tie between Steve bursting into Jonathan's house and Dustin commandeering Steve into helping with Dart, both moments I love for the same reason. My faaaavorite thing in genre fiction is when something happens that completely bucks the conventions and expectations of the genre, and it really feels to me that Steve bursts through the script he was supposed to a part of at the end of s1 into a completely new story, and that kind of transformative self-authorship just makes me giddy. Likewise, at the beginning of s1, you would never expect Steve and Dustin to be the greatest team-up of the show, and Dustin shouting to Steve to come join him similarly feels like Dustin looking across the margins of the page he's on and going uh, yeah, I'm yoinking this guy into the story. I just LOVE it.
7. Favorite couple? (canon or non-canon)
Steddie, obviously. I loooooove that they're both such classic character archetypes on their own and how interestingly they play with the standards of those archetypes, and then when you put them in conversation with each other, all those character elements just play so WELL off each other. I love that the little we have of them to work with is SO powerful, and while of course I would have enjoyed more canon material to play with, I also deeply love that there isn't a lot of constraint from canon and how much freedom and invention that necessitates in fandom works.
8. Favorite weapon/power?
I mean, it's obviously the nail bat, right? Like is there even another choice? (I'm also biased because I made my own for a cosplay and it turned out SO well lol, so that's definitely a part of it. But also its just SO iconic, of course it's the nail bat).
19. Favorite minor character?
listen i'm about to go info-dump all my wayne headcanons in your inbox so thats the ONLY REASON im not sharing them all here because i LOVE HIM, but for these purposes I'm gonna go with Tommy Hagan. I think he provides such a fun chance to explore obsession, jealousy, possessiveness, power fantasies, and toxicity in just a dirty, delicious way, I'm just fascinated by it. It's a character archetype I think of as the Mrs. Danvers, and I feel like that character's relationship with a main character often provides the most fascinating depth and contrast to other relationships in the MCs life. I put Izzy Hands from OFMD and Kavinsky from the Raven Cycle in this category - they all have that sublimated/gothic/noir/Celluloid Closet queer(coding) flavor to them that's just riveting to chew on.
20. Something that you really want to happen in season 5?
I think the psychic energy/ghosts/souls/whatever of the UD's victims (esp Eddie) should be trapped in a dungeon, and the smoke monster/mind flayer should form into a dragon, please and thank you
ask meme here!
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I was tagged by @arkhana
3 ships: How about... Mia/Moreau from Resident Evil Village... Emmet/Johanna from Pokemon... And... (former) Wheeljack/Shockwave from Transformers Cyberverse lol I like a lot of ships. And I know. I’m disappointed that two of these are straight too. But Mia/Moreau is my weird little monsterfucker ship that I and only I enjoy from the RE8 fandom, and I’ve been working on something for my Coordinator!Emmet AU which would eventually (probably) end with Emmet and Johanna getting platonically married to meme on Ingo and for tax benefits lol. Wheeljack/Shockwave is here because I’ve recently been watching Transformers: Cyberverse and Wheeljack and Shockwave are TOTALLY exes and I love it! Shockwave’s probably my favorite character in Cyberverse since its version of Starscream is just... SO BAD! Cyberverse has a good version of Shockwave. Still has that classic loyalty from gen 1, while being an unethical scientist like later iterations. Also he kept his severed hand around and programmed it to float around and do stuff for him, and I find that HILARIOUS! Cyberverse Shockwave is a good iteration of him! Even though his vibes are RANCID lol. Oh, but as a bonus to the person who tagged me, @penquinlori​ and I have talked A LOT about Bernadette Beneviento/Salvatore Moreau as an idea. Basically the idea was that Sal was engaged to Bernadette (Donna’s aunt) some time before he started undergoing the cadou experiments. At some point Miranda took Bernadette for experiments and she died. Sal was away from the village at the time and so was never really made privy to what happened to his fiance. Sal’s brother Mihai may have also been involved in all of this too. It’s all very heartbreaking and I love it. >:3c And we’ve both been working on fic that features this relationship. :p
1st ever ship: I think it must’ve been... Naruto/Hinata from Naruto...? Because that was the first fandom that I like... REALLY got into...? Yeah, boring, I know. Like maybe I shipped May/Ash from Pokemon before that? Hard to say. But I remember shipping Naruto/Hinata pretty hard when I was a kid. Though I did have an OC that I made to be with Gaara lol
last song: If we’re not counting the theme song from the Ghost and Molly McGee or the music from Encanto... According to Spotify the last song I listened to was Smoke Damage by Hi I’m Case. Though I’ve also had Sarah by the Derina Harvey Band and Never Love an Anchor by The Crane Wives stuck in my head lately lol
last movie: Encanto (I just wanted a good cry, you know? Honestly, I didn’t cry as much as I would have liked. I could probably use some more good cries. >.< )
currently reading: Uhhhhhh... I’m REAL bad about reading things. I’m a very slow reader and can mostly only focus on like... Manga... (Which I’ll read a volume in one sitting) so the best I can come up with is like... Metro 2033...? Which I haven’t gotten around to reading in like... Over a year... >.< I guess you can maybe count The Promised Neverland too. I like reading that one when I go to the library.
currently watching: The Ghost and Molly McGee (literally in the other window while I wait for it to load a little lol)
currently consuming: Peppermint tea with chocolate truffles as the sweetener lol
currently craving: Soup and orange juice (will have after I’m done with the tea)
I was also tagged to create myself in in this picrew.
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I’m very pleased about all of the options for black people, but man... Not a lot of options for more masculine presenting people who aren’t black in this picrew... Though to be fair, this is a Japanese site and I’m Asian, so I usually have tons of options lol. Little disappointed they didn’t have a darker brown for eyes and hair in this picrew either. :p
tagging (but only do this if you want to): @penquinlori​ @steeltypeloverbecca​ @keets-writing-corner​ @momodarling89​ @xenoverse2194​ @waywardstation​ @detectivesnickers​ @bonf​ @trashbunnysblog​ @zeco5000​
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palepinkycat · 2 years
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🍻 for Lenka &/or anyone else you’d like to share for? c:
Thanks so much for the ask @mimabeann ^^ I've already answered this for Lenka so I'm gonna go with the Cold Stare & Sharp Cheekbones family
🍻: What's your OC's favourite comfort ritual? How do they calm themselves down after a rough day?
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Oktavian
I only have those silly expression meme art of them sorry :")
He really needs some self care tips 🙃 He gets bonus points for trying but he hardly ever has time to focus solely on himself. He likes to lay on his bed (or the floor when he's really desperate lol) and watch the city lights flicker - or a candle flame in Dragon Age AU - but he's not really used to peaceful moments like this and the silence often makes him feel homesick. Sometimes he'll write letters to his siblings, even though Titus is the only one who writes back or share a glass of wine with Aedan. He usually goes for the second option, they'll have a deep conversation or just sit around, talk about nothing. He's Oktavian's best friend and the only person around which he can truly be himself - he can talk about his worries and emotions without feeling guilty about burdening him with his problems. Aside from all this, Oktavian and Veronica love taking long rides out of town, singing along to the radio, though they don't really do that often anymore. They usually listen to Queen, it's Oktavians favourite band.
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Titus
He and Veronica used to train ballet as children and while Vera hated every moment of it, Titus fell in love with dancing at the very first sight. He doesn't have time for ballet classes anymore, his mother made sure of that, but he still loves dancing, it helps him relieve stress. If he's had a really bad day, he'll read the letters he got from Oktavian or write some extremely honest/emotional letters himself though he usually ends up burning them, he doesn't want to worry his brother needlessly.
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Veronica
Bold of you to assume she can simply calm down. She'll most likely act as if nothing happened and lock up in her room/chamber though she's not very good at hiding her emotions so sooner or later someone will notice it.
If it's Aedan, he'll probably give her some time and space to sort it out herself but there's 50% chance he'll stay, they'll share a cigarette and have a conversation. They'll vent about Villem and Tevinter politics, talk about the past, Vera will tell Aedan he should quit smoking, he'll laugh it off, probably crack some depressing jokes about how miserable the two of them are. They'll stay on Veronica's balcony to watch the stars in silence. They might hold hands
If it's Oktavian, he won't leave her alone until she tells him what upset her. He usually suspects what happened but he'd prefer to know it from her than act on false assumptions. He'll stay with her for as long as she needs, he'll bring some food and read her a book if she feels like it. He's done that ever since they were kids, he has a very soothing voice and Vera loves listening to it. He'll also try to cheer her up with his dad/big brother jokes.
And if it's Titus, he'll burst into Veronica's room without asking, bring tons of snacks and watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch with her (it's her favourite show but shh). Indigo and Nunno will probably join them. When it comes to DA AU they'll most likely play cards until Titus one of them falls asleep on Vera's bed.
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lilbit-of-kizzy · 1 year
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Live blogging the 9 miraculous season 5 episodes on Disney+ below the cut! (Spoilers obviously lol and it's uh...long and rambly 😅)
Ep1
Gabriel looks absolutely ridiculous omg 🤣
Bunny cat!
Me:....did he just die???
Chat: did we just...defeat him??
Me: nah fam he dead welcome to orphanhood
Someone please get this girl some real therapy my god
Ya gotta feed your pets Gabe jesus, I love how the kwamis were just willing to let him die 😅😂
The bunny miraculous makes Chat's face so cute lol
Get. His. ASS NATHALIE
Ep2
Omg grand master's shoes 🤣🤣
Thank you Plagg we've all been saying that for years
Love square reverse here we go
Uh-oh scetti-os
Ep3
Oh hey...they actually said "yeah no one's that stupid, magic literally stops you from recognizing the holders" also I love the Kwamis annoying Gabe lmao meanmeanmeanmeanmean
"Tom? Is it really the time to be baking croissants?"
"Yes dear the plot demands it"
Gabe just....doing all this shit in front of two pajama clad teenage girls while Marinette and Alya just.....stand there looking so confused 🤣🤣
Reunion?? Later????? TAKE THE MIRACULOUS WHY ARE YOU MONOLOGUING??????
Told you 😮‍💨
Aw baby boy :(
Oh shit
Dude the rings look even more stupid 🤣 but the cocoon transformation is pretty bad ass
Ep4
Why does everyone have clones?
Phht banana Adrien
Well damn Tikki
"it's probably just a bug" lol puns
Ooooh it's both their gift that's fascinatingooomg that baby doll kill it kill it with fire o.< Nooo they're multiplying....oh no my babies :(
Oops you made him mad....oh jeez really mad...
Giiiiiirl
(real talk a: therapy, both of them b:....the problem with teenagers is, when not shown the actual consequences of an action...that action becomes much easier to repeat.....ie I know smoking is bad, but I can't see or feel it affecting my lungs so it's probably fine........Adrien baby boy I know the part of your brain that controls executive function is still developing but fight it my dude)
Ep5
*hissss*....*HISSSSSSSSS*
Omg Nino's look of disgust at being lied to
Whyyyy does Mari have 3 plates of spaghetti?? (I'm gonna just assume it's not spaghetti but why 3 plates 😂)
Publicity stunt, though yeah Nino
This is the 2nd time Mari's used her klutzieness around Gabe to get away with something but uh...has she been klutzy lately otherwise?
"and lack of dietary quality of the cafeteria" why must he be funny?
Gabe stop mentally abusing his son for his own gains challenge
Oh that's interesting....he didn't go with being mad, just being a bad father....ummmm
Dramatic much
Phht Nino the condiment names gotta stop
......*hisssssssss*
Nino....pick different names
I love that everyone is outgrowing Mari, the fact that they're all growing at all is pretty cool
Ep6
Reverse love square pt2: Adrien is still dense af (my boy gotta thing for eyes)
Omg she actually answers in Spanish I thought that was a meme 🤣 (is it Spanish in French as well??....what do they use in the Spanish dub??)
It's uh called hormones my dude...hormones kicked in
A few DAYS ago??? It's been weeks right????? Continuity people it is important
I like how they're handling this, cause Mari is absolutely right, she's built up a fake person
Lol Luka and Kagami are just like "stop" neither of them are gonna let her cop out of this 😂
Cat slipped out there for a sec lol
Ofc she carries measuring tape
Poor baby boy (how many times have I said that?)
Luka do you know how to OPEN those doors??
Oop Reverse love square Mari: Oh No He's Hot (I knew this was coming lol)
The sword wasn't a meme 🤣
Oh look trauma
Ya waited too long...wait a bit longer it'll all sort out... hopefully lmao
Ep 7
Oh he's got it baaaad
Plagg....you were pushing him towards Mari like 2 days ago
Get his assssss, I love how worried she is for Adri....YASSS QUEEN
Not well Adrien....not well
Can uh....can people see when they're paralyzed?....nope 😮‍💨
I really like the swap designs
Oh no the overflirting comes from Plagg 😂
"My suit has a really weird influence on you" yeah that's the cheese crazy kwami
Aw Adrien's voice is deepening
Tikki is so full of anxiety
Does Alya just live with Mari now 🤣
Aww 🥺
Ep8
Hey Alix went to NC!!!
Forsooth!
Oh look....someone being corrupted by social media...topical!
Trivia boy lol
Omg the history lesson 🤣
👍🏻
*gasp* Gib (if you understand that I applaud your taste in musicals)
Plagg spit is radioactive be careful Adrien
Ep9
And a bell!
Alya: touch grass
Oh uh-oh actual marichat wow (also what does she say in French for Chat Noir lol I wanna know)
Aww he's nervous
Uhhh Mari if he likes you he won't like Ladybug... they sure are cute though
Mari you aren't in a suit....you should not be that high up that precariously
Oh noooo they're so close (at least he knows she loves both of him)
She booped his snoot :3
Good job Adrien, that is not easy to do but exactly the right thing to do
Oh ok that's one way to do it but god poor kids
Aw that neck touch
You're melting my butt!
Why are they still going with the charms? They don't work 🤣
Gabe's rotting arm is uh...really disturbing to think about
Mari you're 13...you have so much time to figure love out
Welp... that's it lol
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berryunho · 1 year
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Lauren I literally passed tf out, woke up, made coffee and read while I smoked (not drugs this time :), took a pause to drive to work AN HOUR EARLY just so I had time to read In the parking lot. Like I'm so glad my co workers didn't walk out to my car cause I was going through it😭✋ I don't want sannie dead tho😢 big meanie hongjoong.
(to interrupt your regular program of Julie going through some emo shit to gush over your writing skills)
Also I absolutely love the way you wrote seonghwa. Idk how to explain it (he has his penguin hair in my mind in this fic let me be delusional 😭) but he just radiates so much gender- like he's mysterious, dark and twisted, but also cunty and elegant. Like even the way he speaks.
"Im going to give you unsolicited relationship advice" like I know it describes him as like leaning to the side of the chair. But I know he just /leaned/ into it, hands slightly folded over and feet kicked to the side and his ankles crossing as he stares at mc with a cocky grin on his face. Like idk how you wrote someone so masculine and delicate at the same time but I'm absolutely LIVING for it 🥺
(back to regular program. Yes I know it's long we're almost done😭)
Im going to bed now and I have tomorrow off so lots of slumber😴 And I'm giggling n shit (influence of 🌿 maybe?) Cause I saw a meme saying
"I'd get that man pregnant if I could' and thought Abt seonghwa to hongjoong.😂
KLAJDFAKLSJDF im flattered fr the fact that you drove to work early ... my god i could never LOL but .... oh my god bestie .... thank you sm KLAJSDFKSJDA you perfectly get my vision 😭AAAAA im glad you've gotten the vibe bc i Try LOLLKDSJFKD but that meme 😭😭 jkasdflasdkjf i hope you're well :]]
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uldren-sov · 2 years
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4, 10, 14, and 28 for a character you want to talk more about! or, alternatively, eva <3
tysm for the asks!!!! im sorry this has taken so long lmao. I definitely want to talk a bit more about the ocs that I've thought of for this one lil fic idea, however they're not super developed yet. And it's hard to talk about my Jedis without visuals so let's just go with the mans (derogatory). And thank you anon!!! This worked out nicely <3
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Eva's wife and partner in crime is Evelyn who belongs to @sotc
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Evacios Vex
1. What’s your oc’s most irrational fear? Is there a specific reason this fear came about?
Plastic/latex gloves. Even though he uses them for obvious reasons (or maybe not so obvious reasons) and they're a part of otherwise normal medical procedures, he hates the sound of gloves snapping, he hates the feel of them either on his hands or on his skin, and so he's almost at his most uncomfortable when procedures are being done to him as a result. This is in part due to some procedures he had done to him as a child.
4. Is your oc good at keeping secrets?
Absolutely. It is step one base of being an agent to start, but then stack on top of that all the additional traitorous dealings he's in, the work he does for the SIS as well as Intelligence, and there's a lot of secrets and lying to keep up with. Something something if you love your job you don't work a day in your life something something.
10. Who’s the first person your oc goes to to talk about something that made them happy? Sad? Angry?
When he doesn't simply stomp everything down into compartmentalized pieces that he will one day just simply die with? Eve, only Eve, especially since she's the only one who truly gets the explosiveness of his anger, and a sometimes sick enjoyment he gets out of other things that other people might not find enjoyable :) Part of being partners in multiple meanings of the word, means that they share in a lot of what's happening and experience it together, and surprisingly are on the same wavelength on many different things.
14. If your oc spent one day free from any consequences or recognition for their actions, how would they act?
Murder. lmao No he'd probably wreck most everything he owns in his life that is a statement to a Good And Proper Imperial, and everything related to the facade he has to put forth in order to be the enviable example of what a Refined Accomplished Leader, like he is supposed to be. He would leave his whole life he built up in a wrecked and smoking carnage of his own making. And maybe, for one day, he'd be happy.
25. How does your oc handle sadness?
Sorry to cop out but he doesn't really feel sad. In order to feel sadness he'd have to start feeling something for someone other than himself, in a real way that could affect him. That simply does not happen. He can affect sadness like the rest of them, mourn properly, bring a tear to his eye when dramatically appropriate, but it is literally, entirely, an act. His own self-worth takes up the whole of his capacity for empathy, the only person he sincerely cares for is Evelyn. But that's because they share in their unique peculiarities. But when he was younger, he would lash out - violently in his sadness as it was a solid mix of his hatred for himself, for his vapid circumstances. Until he grew out of it.
28. What’s your favorite thing about this oc?
He's just so evil LOL. He was compressed and shaped by the pressure of Imperial society and a cruel family into an otherwise flawless diamond but had cut away all of the carbon of compassion and empathy, until all that's left is this narcissistic, pathological liar, with nevertheless a need to be envied and adored by others to make all this effort he's put into "his life" valid. While he seeks destruction of the same for his own sake on the other hand.
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