#I mean look at his drink

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

#dreamling #the sandman #it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior #he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah' #not even as a 'i can make him better' #very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]' #'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him' #everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM #hob: he's my goth sweetheart #dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat #hob: i know :D i love him! #johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane' #and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream' #johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together' #johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream #johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat #hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man #hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands #death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks] #dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks] #dream: we should never not be holding hands #hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again #dream: [mulling] acceptable #death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling

[pomme-fraise]

Tianshan boyfriends being cute~

Simply love the non-verbal communication between those 2 ❤️

Also could we ask for the next Christmas special in July? 😭🙏 Sure it doesn't make sense, but look at them husbands~ I don't want to wait another 6 months

#have you ever witnessed a couple simply looking at each other and it's like a whole silent conversation? #and no one around them knows wtf is going on #Tianshan couple goals #remember when HT said he had nothing but 2 boxes of random stuff and he looked at Mo and there was sort of a long stare #so when Mo gave him his drink did it mean “what's mine is yours” ? #is it simply overinterpretation? 😭 #possibly #I like that theory though #because when they kissed HT also said “I'll give you anything you want” or something like that❤️ #19 days #he tian #mo guan shan #tianshan #old xian #one day #19days

[i-am-become-a-name]

anyway I think the holographic implants should be permanent and from now on Tegan, Ace, and Yaz should, at the most emotionally needed or hilariously inconvenient moments, be haunted by their best friend and actually have a chance to talk with them.

#power of the doctor #power of the doctor spoilers #potd #potd spoilers #doctor who #and when i say talk in two of the cases i actually mean mourn #seven and ace play chess together (she moves the pieces for him) and he teaches her more of his twisted sneaky skills #yaz thinks she's being haunted. #tegan spents a week solidly ignoring him then when she's sitting down with a book and a cup of tea and he's sitting opposite she throws her #arms up and makes a cup of tea to sit at his elbow even though he can't drink it because he looks so sad. #i don't want it to be completely in their power bc then they could just do it at the meetings. but an inconvenient ghost that is their frien #d. #(none of them die alone. ten twenty fifty years in the future they have their doctor at their side. they can't hold their companions hand #but they'll be there to say goodbye as the companion goes off for their final unknown adventure.) #fcking fck i made myself cry #seven #ace #tegan #five #yaz #thirteen

[120percents]

sanji about zoro, episode 982

thinking about how when zoro wakes up in chapter 1052, the first thing he thinks about is indeed…

so he has his sake (while sanji watches him with a suspiciously fond look)

and then, in the face of wondering why he’s clean (and thus making him remember the time he’s been gone), he thinks about his conversation with sanji

and only then does he grab his swords to go reunite with sanji and proclaim the totally normal thought that He Came Back From Hell For Him

so in line with zoro’s rule of threes:

3 ‘s’s… sake, swords and sanji

#zosan #this is not that serious i simply watched the episode and zoro’s beaming face was so big and even tho sanji looked mildly annoyed i thought #hmmm you were looking mighty fond in 1052 watching him drink tho… #a very some things always remain constant type thing and that puts them at ease in this chaotic world they live in #also sorry zoro waking up from hell and immediately remembering his promise to sanji and immediately fighting will forever be crazy to me #again with the constants thing like it reminds me of them bickering in thriller bark because they were both spooked lmfao #and also idk guys maybe they missed eo like… #also never getting over sanji sneaking a den den mushi on zoro that’s some cute shit #in line with zoro always getting lost… funny how zoro can sniff out sake so well… and can find the direction to it… #funny how sanji is the cook… and smells like sake… meaning despite everything zoro can always find his way to sanji- GUNSHOT. crowd boos #anyways #again. not serious. i’m just deranged over these two they are SO! #talk to me about zosan PLEASE #one piece #zorosan #sanzo #sanzoro #zoro #sanji

[dyketubbo]

i remember seeing someone call tubbo a fully grown adult at 19 (obvs before he turned 20) and i gotta say. i think maybe some people have a really skewed idea of what constitutes as "fully grown". and also what constitutes as properly mature. thinking that at 18/19 (or hell even at 20/21) people are now fully grown and mature is insane to me like yall thats how you get people thinking their life is over at like 23 and that 30 year olds are senior citizens 😭😭 be fr

#this is a problem no matter where you look but i think a lot of ppl in the mcyt fandom esp seem to think once youre- #-considered an adult at all that it automatically means youre fully grown and mature and thats just nooottt really true for most ppl #which i think can lead people down to sort of dangerous paths especially because 'adult' is often defined by age of consent #and theres also some slight cultural differences like even just between the us and the uk where due to 18yr olds being able to drink in- #-the uk (and other places) i think it genuinely causes some dissonance #where i see often in the us that when youre 18/19 youre still treated (id say rightfully) as being rather young and not Truly a grown adult #hence. yk. the term Young Adult #but i think in places where the drinking age is younger it starts causing people to see younger people as more mature #which is also why a lot of predators like to push for the age of consent to be at a younger age like 15 or 16 #and why many lolicons try to point at japans age of consent (which for the record is complicated and not as simple as just 'age of consent- #-is 13') as a defense for how they act #because these sorts of milestones (having sex and drinking) are seen as marks of a true adult. which gets into a whole lot of other #complicated things #and often dangerous things and ways of thinking #ANYWAYS . basically 18/19 isnt fully grown 20 is also hardly fully grown itself #and theres ways to combat people infantilizing tubbo and other creators his age without acting like hes actually #fully grown and mature lol. i promise you humans are not fully grown at 20 years old are you kidding me 😭😭😭😭 #if youre in your 20s you still have a lot of time and space to grow i promise. do not fall for the idea that your life is done by like 23 #idk. im only 18 myself but it just feels insane to me that if i were a creator people would be calling me a fully grown adult #not that im not an adult but i dont think im mature enough to be seen as fully grown and i guess itssss. sad? #to see other people my age think that turning 18 means youre fully grown. just really not true #theres a lot of 30 year olds who still see early 20yr olds as being practically babies we have Not made it to full maturity yet i prommy #mask mews

[creaturefeaster]

Oh,can we have this Tanner's full picture on your blanket?

This was a recent doodle I did, and the only proper and clean art I've drawn of him in a while so I figured it was the best pic to use for the charts :3

#tipsyyyyy #idk what prompted me to draw him drinking but hey #i mean he does sometimes so why not #brambleramble #i think in his chart i moved his eyes a little #because it felt weird with him looking right at you fbdbfbdhdbfbdbf

[fruigity]

Y’ALL

“Where does a chocolate dipped strawberry go to meet a cupcake anyway?”

#haven’t seen anyone else point this out yet #maybe a stretch #I think it was intentional tho #was staring at their ice cream like huh blue and white is an interesting choice for Marshall I wonder what flavor that could be #especially bc it makes more sense that his would be something red/pink as a nod to the whole drinking red thing #the flavor was gay #I mean look at Gary’s tho it’s chocolate ON TOP of strawberry like really #gary x marshall #garylee #marshall lee #gary prince #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers

[appri-dot]

Nothing more isolating then finding this guy cute as hell

#LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME #aaah but hes mean to steven and hurt him #take a drink for every fav. #oooh but hes weeeiird and annoying #describe early season ''gremlin'' peridot as a character and look at me in the fucking eyes #his design is baddddd #HIS HAIR IS CURLYFRIES ITS ADORABLE #Everyone has shit to say when a teen/young adult character is bastardized until theyre pudgey and a man #i get he made dumb mistakes but note how he like..stopped? silent improvement/the writers literally just erasing him #''its not even good on chips!'' is iconic #had to break my fucking silence sorry one of my partner's said they hated him n i had to set the record straight

[what-plant-metaphor-am-i]

Mini analysis/interpretation of the ‘you look good in firelight’ scene

Obi feels more comfortable in the dark - obscured from prying eyes - is more in his element. Relaxes and is less jokey and deflective, more honest. Shown in this scene with shirayuki and she must see him be like that a lot at night.

She finds his comfortable, natural demeanour attractive and that links with when he is lit by firelight.

#I mean also appearance-wise he looks good by firelight sure #just noticed how his expression drinking from the cup looked so calm and content #and Shirayuki sees that and goes doki doki #autocorrect tried to make that last tag ‘dominate dominate’ and honestly that works too #obiyuki #obi #shirayuki #akagami no shirayukihime #Snow White with the red hair #thoughts

[moderndaypandora]

Got tagged by @notallsandmen for a WIP paragraph game, and I’m incredibly flattered, considering ... this doesn’t feel on the level of fic, this is fun little sketches of dialogue at most. But this is what I had, so here’s more of the mortal dreamling silliness (previous bits: modern day mortal dreamling and newlyweds with ravens)

How Hob asked Johanna to be his witness for his wedding:

He texted her asking if she was free that afternoon, because he needed her for something.  Historically "something" has meant anything from "taste-testing 3 different scone recipe variations to figure out the best one" to "hustling drunk pricks at darts". Likewise, Hob has done her favors ranging from picking up tampons to providing an alibi. In theory there is a ledger of favors owed, but in reality there will never be a balancing of books (because they're best friends, even if Johanna is too prickly to admit it and Hob is too smart to).

Johanna texted back "yeah, what's up?", and practically broke a land speed record pressing "Call" when she got the response.

Johanna: what the fuck kind of text exchange is confirming I'm around and then sending "getting married today, hello, witness!" and a selfie of you and some goth twink?

Hob: it felt pretty self-explanatory

Johanna: last I'd checked, you weren't even seeing anybody!

Hob: things change?

Johanna: I got dinner with you 5 weeks ago, you bastard, and you were single then.

Hob: ... things change fast?

Johanna: how the fuck did you even meet him?

Hob: I was running back from class during that awful rainstorm last month, and he was just outside my tube station.

Johanna: Hob.

Hob: His umbrella'd broken and he was soaking wet, and he looked absolutely miserable, poor darling.

Johanna: ...

Hob: So I offered him towels and dry clothes, since my flat was just up the road. And by the time the rain stopped I knew I wanted to marry him, and he said yes.

Johanna: what lunatic just follows strange men home?

Hob: he was pretty suspicious until I gave him my phone so he could text my address to his sister.

Johanna: and she was somehow fine with it, like 'yeah, go on'?


Hob:

Hob: he got a bit distracted by my phone background and never actually texted her.

Johanna: the fuck

Hob: you know Julian of Norwich is gorgeous

Johanna: your cat is a lesser demon escaped from hell. I'm going to exorcise your cat someday

Hob: Jules is a sweetheart. She doesn't even hunt birds!

Johanna: That thing won't kill any of the bloody birds in your neighborhood because she's saving all her energy to someday murder me and you know it.

Hob: ... undeserved paranoia about my extremely photogenic cat aside --

Johanna: WELL-deserved!

Hob: --will you be my witness?

Johanna: Left it a bit late, if you're asking me today. Did everybody else say no?

Hob: Didn't ask anybody else. Been planning to ask you since Dream said yes, but I figured if I gave you too much notice you'd flee the country.

Johanna: [tearing up, because even if you're an independent badass, it's nice to hear you're somebody's person] you're fucking right I would.

(Johanna's custom ringtone on Hob's phone is from Sweeney Todd, the final verse in Johanna where you can hear the body drop ("Wake up, Johanna, another bright red day"), because Hob and Johanna are black-hearted bastards/absolutely in cahoots with each other and think it’s funny. Hob's ringtone is Being Alive from Company ("Somebody need me too much...").  Sondheim all the way, motherfuckers)

#dreamling #hob is a medievalist and he would name his cat after an anchoress #i don't make the rules except when i do #johanna: wtf do i even wear to be a witness #hob: idk nothing obviously bloody or stained? #johanna: mm. what are you wearing? #hob: khakis and a button up #johanna: not the high-waisted ones right? #hob: there is nothing wrong with them #johanna: you're going to look like the slutty professor wannabe you are #johanna: and i bet you're going to roll your sleeves up #hob mid-sleeve roll: can't i look nice for my future husband? #johanna: yeah nice. not Mr April from an Academia Gone Wild calendar #hob: ... how am i supposed to take that #johanna: as a suggestion to look like a respectable spousal candidate #hob: we got engaged on less than 24 hours' acquaintance #hob: there is no chance of respectability #johanna: jesus fucking christ #johanna: you're paying for all my drinks at the reception #hob: by reception do you mean at the pub afterwards #johanna: clearly you prick. and it's going to be decent liquor. none of that bottom shelf swill #hob: we are celebrating my marriage afterall #johanna: [groaning] text me the address and don't give me any shit when i show up with a flask #johanna: you absolute bastard #hob: <3 #dream is 'sir not appearing in this sketch' because he had to go back to his flat and get his own appropriate clothing #and also provide proof of life and zero mental impairment to death #because she was still hoping it was a joke/she could talk him around to waiting longer

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

TW SUGGESTIVE!!

So...

About that latte-

No wonder why Three looks so shocked /j

#smg34 #okay but imagine that four actually wanted his latte like the drink #but three knows the meaning behind this and misunderstands the situation #look i know this shouldn't supposed to be suggestive but C'mon #let me have fun #ik im crazy #im crazy weird and im proud hdhdhd #tw suggestive

[fisheito]

The fact that yakumo has made so much soup that eiden can ID the type based on smell alone

#I'm going to destroy yakumo. I'm going to braise him in one of his magical soups. mash him flat with my palate then MASTICATE HIM #look i know that certain soups have very distinctive smells like.... cream stews or beefy stews #but once it gets into smoov broth style my sense of smell cannot reliably ID a soup's ingredients #unless they're associated with strongk spices like pho. star anise u kno what i mean #i'll just be like... chicken and.... smth sweet.... carrot? maybe???? wait what do you mean it's not chicken. wait it's MEATLESS? #wait which vegetable soup was it. pumpkin? no. squash? no. tomato??? NO?? THAT ONE SPECIFIC MEDLEY WITH THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS? nOO?????? #if u have excellent soup smelling capabilities pls do elaborate. i am fascinated #in the meantime. i will assume that yakumo has made so many soups that eiden just knows the repertoire #love that eiden was like anyway i'm dead. yea it makes sense that yakumo is making soup for me in the afterlife. then he came to his senses #i love u eiden i hope u didn't get a concussion and you're fine and your pretty lil head is unharmed and ready to drink soup :) #frozen echoes #eiden #yakumo

[glimblshanks]

I rewatched the season two final recently and Mariner literally like,,, slides up to Ransom while telling the bridge crew about Freeman's transfer and steals his drink and sips from it and he just takes it back like it doesn't even bother him, he doesn't seem grossed out by it at all. Is this just normal for these two? Are they really truly 'share drinks without asking' levels of comfortable with each other? It's making me insane

#lower decks #beckett mariner #jack ransom #marisom #someone had to CHOOSE to animate that you know? #I mean I'm sure whoever included that in the show #meant it as a like 'oh look at Mariner being a pain in the ass and taking his drink' sort of thing #but I'm sorry if my Platonic Coworker I Didn't Like Very Much came over and took my drink during a work function #and drank from it in front of me #I would be Having Words About That #and I certainly wouldn't be taking the fucking drink back afterwards #like what are they doing? #this is not platonic coworkers behavior #also the way she sits right up against his side #and he doesn't move away #but he does kind of aggressively remind her that he's her commander before taking the drink back #like it gives 'these two people are keeping a relationship on the DL and she forgot to put on the act for their coworkers for a minute' #idk I KNOW I have shipping brain worms #I know I'm reading into this too much #but I didn't catch this scene at all my first time watching it and it's making me crazy #like hello??? I can't be the only one seeing this right?

[skitskatdacat63]

"Fernando Alonso enjoys some apple juice"

#i need you guys to know that was the legitimate caption #i was like 'awww pic of him drinking a juice box! cute!' BUT DIDNT EXPECT THE CAPTION TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT #anyways there he is :) enjoying his juice box :) hehehe #i like the little glimpses into their lives at the time you get by looking through all these old photos #cause theres several pics of him with apple juice boxes which is just rly cute to me okay??? #i didnt mean to start delving into 2006 pics when i dont feel finished at all looking through 2005 but whoops! this is cute :) #fernando alonso #fa14 #renault nando #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2006 bahrain gp #(lmk if you want me to post them but omg theres so many other cute pics from this pre-race wknd)

[shentunans]

“I know it’s only episode one, but Fang Duo Bing already looks like he’s one cup of tea away from calling Li Lianhua his Zhiji 知己 and following him around for the entire drama.” - my best friend watching mlc for the first time today.

#what they mean is fang duobing looks unconsciously smitten af but in a cute way like I found a new bff yay #my gifs #mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #zeng shunxi #Zhiji means confidant and will forever be referred to as a code word for soulmate from that one other drama with a similar vibe ish #joseph zeng #lord he is going that thing my ult bias does when he drinks things e.e puffing out his big cheeks and looking cute e.e #dmbj cast #cheng yi #li lianhua #li xiangyi #shunxi is ridiculously cute though dear Lord bless his cotton socks

[jizzlords]

ozzie who looked after charlie when she was younger and his surprise seeing how much she's changed next time he see's her since I imagine the visits end over time. just hears about her. reads articles. see's her little musical number on 666 news lmfao.

#── ♡ ❝ i can bring the sex appeal. ( ooc ) #⸻ ₊˚ʚ delete this. ₊˚✧ #ozzie is Soft for charlie unless a charlie wants to not have the familial vibe/bond #they may not be blood by any means but ozzie still treats her as such #(he doesnt want kids but tries his best for her) #plus her serving as reminders of lucifer ... she looks like him more than her mom. #but ozzie has the habit of making comparisons when he looks at her #BUT SEEING HER ON THE NEWS? ozzie watching that while relaxing in the bath with a drink #Laughing bc wow. that cant be charlie what's happened throughout the years #definitely lucifer's kid.