#I mean............I GUESS

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way- #OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

[grovylelover]

people who know

#im never escaping from episode 65 binary #very funny little joke you made there #really funny bit. silly little gag. #im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is #however #sergey ushanka enjoyers who up #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not OF anything but. just in case i guess #magpod #the magnus protocol #mine

[volumina-vetustiora]

what the fuck

saxo cere comminuit brum

what the actual fuck

#latin #i mean it's your language dude i guess #for any non latinist it isn't the violence i'm freaking out about here

[watchyourbuck]

Buck won’t even get a minute’s peace with his new super hot pilot boyfriend before the love of his life comes stumbling inside the restaurant and tapping on his shoulder SJDJDJDJ this show is a comedy

#I guess that’s what they mean by destiny has its way #buddie #911 fox #911 #911 tv show #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #911 abc #buck and eddie #911 spoilers #911 on abc #911 show #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 speculation #911 season seven #tommy x buck #buck x tommy #tommy kinard

[hezekiahwakely]

Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature

#i mean part of that is just how you feel working in IT i guess #but its funnier that he wants to pretend nothing weird is going on while also expressing his undying hatred for these sentient machines lol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 3 #the magnus protocol #colin becher #also lets not gloss over the jmj error. and the sassy beeps when it refuses to run. you know they are getting salty cooped up in there

[howemuginative]

#elon musk #twitter #deviantart #meta #zuckerberg #tumblr #wow tagging things as meta means something different now but I guess here it has both meanings #a meme

[blorbopolis]

starting to understand one another

#there's no gale in this im sorry #lae'zel #tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #sune #act 1 sune #oh yeah i guess karlach's in there too #karlach #it's not laezel's fault everyone speaks in riddles and she's the only one brave enough to be mean #i dated lae'zel in act 1 before the wizard brainworms took over #shes always my beloved ex gf

[abnormalpsychology]

#meaning all the types of love! acespec ppl ur swag #WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #humanity (affectionate) #love is the answer #love is the reason whyyyyyy do you get it #this is about undertale if you even care #undertale #deltarune #and others i guess #a wrinkle in time #storytelling #humanity #night in the woods #at end the end of everything hold on to anything *explodes* #community #ohshc #good omens #neil gaiman #doctor who #all creatures great and small #media studies #bbge.meme #healing #positivity #optimism #the indomitable human spirit #if I’m doing this bc I want this to be bigger to the queen Elizabeth tweet post #No I Didn’t. #added alt text! #hopepunk

[1-marigold-1]

Inspired by this post

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft 10 #boat boys #smalletho #hermitshipping #<- I guess #goodtimeswithscar #geminitay #mythical sausage #I mean he's mentioned sooo

[shuihuzhuan]

let's take ibuprofen together

#‘ao3 anti’ meaning stupid fandom terminology funny haha as in i don’t like the site. idc if you use it i guess

[apllecrash]

yeah, geysers shooting from my eyes

#ofmd #ofmd fanart #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd stede #ofmd blackbeard #stede bonnet #blackbeard #ed teach #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #guess what happened after I watched it. I'm not okay

[camembri]

you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

[momochanners]

Hard to concentrate on present delights when something else dominates the mind...

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #bg3 spoilers #raphael #haarlep #bg3 mc tav #Mean Girl Tav is personally my favourite when talking to Raphael #I guess the insult we get via Haarlep is the closest we get to calling him a pathetic meow meow uwu

[theminecraftbee]

i had to go back and get this. "oh god, no, we aren't forming a polycule."

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #cubfan135 #as bdubs said: i feel like we already have! #do i need to tag this #hermitshipping #yeah sure i mean it's. they did Just Say It. but sure for the people filtering it i guess

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia #and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed #et cetera and so on you know the rest #i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels! #oh meleanor my beloved #of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense... #everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh #well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess #i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this #lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this #down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly #up some kids though! #(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on) #they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now #if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com