#I nearly died

[richonnexo]

Did anyone else have to pause the sex scene to freak out or just me? 😭

#the thrustinggggg #I nearly died #towl spoilers #Richonne

[cdblake1565]

I died 🤣😂🤣😂

#the bad batch #crosshair tbb #crosshair bad batch #asajj ventress #i nearly died #laughing my ass off

[the-tomato-patch]

I nearly choked when I got this line last night. If you pay the male drow escort and ask for a night of boring sex, he'll get excited, say the above line and then you can just deliver this brutal line about Gale. If you say it, he'll refund you and it's so awkward.

Poor Gale.

#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #sorn orlith #i nearly died #gale x durge #is gale too vanilla? #is he bad at sex?

[sleepy-vix]

do you ever just get offended when your favourite book, a literary masterpiece that made you weep and cry and completely change the trajectory of your life, gets placed next to some young adult "what even is this?" generic-ass-plot book in a bookstore? cus i do

#ik its petty but seriously? iwwv needs its own display case #also ONCE i saw the secret history next to VERITY BY COLLEEN HOOVER??? #i nearly died #booklr #if we were villains #the secret history #colleen hoover #books #it's funny because it's true #vix's library

[live-long-and-suck-it]

NOTHING RINGS THE BELL LIKE

BLOODY HELL

#i nearly died #no seriously I nearly died laughing #murdoch mysteries #17x22

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

That one guy in Elvis (2022):

#I NEARLY DIED #elvis presley #elvis #baz luhrmann #he was having a proper full on gay crisis and I loved it #elvis 2022

[kobra12cai]

i just would like to remind everyone that this still exists..

#thomas ian griffith #terry silver #twitter #ahhhhhhhhh #i nearly died #he knows what he’s doing

[fullbattleregalia]

I saw this Boba Fett shirt today, and it’s pretty spiffy.

But it also made me cackle like a lunatic, because I can understand doing labels for rocket boots and the rangefinder-

But why the fuck did someone decide it was vitally important to label the ding in his helmet?! 🤣

#boba fett #I nearly died #only three labels and one of them’s the dent in his helmet #star wars #book of boba fett #bobf #star wars merch #Mandalorian

[happi-goth]

just went to go see godzilla minus one and omg

that movie??? was genuine perfection????

like i was terrified for one half of it and then sobbing profusely for the entire second half

i need to buy this movie when its out of theaters 😩😫😭😭

(gif by @badragonplays)

#godzilla #godzilla minus one #holy shit #i nearly cried #i nearly died #perfection

[veeketchum]

There is no way the devs don’t have a soft spot for Xiao too. DID YOU SEE HIS NEW BIRTHDAY LETTER—

#Xiao #genshin impact #xiao genshin impact #I NEARLY DIED #AND CRIED

[braxiatel]

the rollercoaster of emotions that was bdubs saying the name of his two dogs - omega and alpha - and then hearing him move on to the the last dog and starting with a b-sound only for it to be called baby

#i nearly died #limited life #limited life smp #limited life spoilers #24l spoilers #traffic spoilers #life series spoilers #bdubbleo100 #trafficblr #the void collection

[quillinhand]

nothing quite like the utter joy and pain that comes from watching/reading about pure, sunshine type characters being beat up and the grumpiest little shits being forced into rom-com type fluff. ah. never gets old.

#its the dichotomy for me #fandom #writing #writblr #i love it so much #for example #kim gun woo #from #bloodhounds #utter pain #i nearly died #but like #you have to understand #it's just perfect on such a deep level #and ofc having characters like #severus snape #be forced into doing and feeling the sweetest things #the grumpy shits being beat up/ the sunshine's doing their joyful stuff is fun just #i like to destroy myself #alsooo #good omens

[salvy-deldroid]

Greetings, dear friends, today i had a close call with death due of one of nature's enigmatically disgusting chitin clad creatures taking a direct flight towards me.

A cockroach. A cockroach flew directly at me and I dont think im okay.

#Cockroaches #insects #I NEARLY DIED #But i survived #anyways give me attention/j

[lokilicious-hiddles]

Loki’s fuckin lil strut down that dark alleyway in S2E02

#don’t talk to me #I nearly died #Tom Hiddleston is too good #I love villain Loki #Loki #loki laufeyson #loki season 2 #loki series #marvel mcu #mcu loki

[lightbydan]

This shoot in 2021 single-handedly changed my opinion on lingerie for men

#the smirk #male beauty #i nearly died

[dread-red-queen]

That moment when you are posing Goro in Photomode to take some shots in preparation for Takemura Tuesday and u hit the look-at camera toggle by accident with eyes only enabled and nearly Die

#goro takemura #cyberpunk 2077 #takemura #goro #takemura goro #photo mode #eyes only #look at the camera #pose packs #why is this man so hot #I nearly died