#I need a drink

[choccy-milky]

bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

#choccytalky #finally using that tag #tho its more like CHOCCYRANTY holy this is so long BHAHAHA #also one more thing idk why ppl think its ok to give unsolicited criticism to fanfic writers. like these are stories we're writing for US #and for free like u dont have to rudely declare how unhappy you are with it and that youre stopping. like what do u want me to do #do u want a refund?? BYE!! JUST GO!! like. i also wouldnt want unsolicited criticism or critiques on my visual/drawn art #and ppl understand that. so whys it so hard to understand ppl ALSO dont want it on their writing? both take effort #and giving actual valid criticism is a skill (which is why it was literally a CLASS when i was in uni) #i need a drink #and by that i mean COKE ZERO BABYYYYYYY #AND MORE DRAGONS DOGMA 2

[bourbonandpearls]

#bourbon #i need a drink #garden and gun

[spoonyglitteraunt]

I just had to read, with mine own eyes, the sentence

"a middle aged woman approaching her thirties"

and I just.. I can't..

#I need a drink

[coralinnii]

Y’all made my most spiciest post (and it’s not even that spicy) the most popular on this blog and I feel both happy and wishing to get every one of you a drink cuz y’all are thirsty…and so am I. 

So just having more thoughts on overblot!Yuu

Referring to this post

Imagine overblot!Yuu with absolute tunnel vision and aggressive affection, wants nothing more than to make sure their friends are getting the rest and support they need… albeit forcefully. But hey, no one’s complaining.

Imagine overblot!Yuu standing behind Deuce as he was forced to sit down and study on his own, trapped between your arms and your strong presence pressed against him from behind. He swears he’s trying his best but his mind goes haywire everytime he feels your breath on him when you growl in his ear, ironically demanding him to pay attention to his work. Threatening him to keep him right there, under your watch, for however long it takes to get his homework done. Man, he hopes so

Imagine overblot!Yuu stealing Trey from the kitchen and then straddle his back on his bed after ripping his shirt off him. Your new found strength is put to good use as you give the young baker a massage to ease his tired muscles. Trey thanked the Sevens that he couldn’t face Yuu and had a pillow to hide the embarrassing noises he's making with every firm touch of your hands. Though, your nails are dangerously close to scratching along his naked back, growing frustrated that Trey’s body just keeps shivering and tensing up rather than relax. Wonder why that is? 

Imagine overblot!Yuu being angry at Cater’s obsession with Magicam and cute things, bringing him back to his bedroom then proceeded to blindfold him, but not before silencing his phone and tossing it aside. Overblot!Yuu hovered over the surprisingly quiet redhead, pinning his arms onto the mattress to restrict his phone-addicted hands. Being so frustrated by his false cute persona, Yuu wanted to see Cater’s truer self instead of the fake smiles he puts on for the camera, praising his more unhinged image. “F*ck being cute. I like messy Cater much better” you proclaimed, which sends shivers through the 2nd year’s body that he pray you didn’t notice. 

Imagine not learning the error of their ways (since no one said they hated it), overblot!Yuu proceeded to attack the Heartslabyul Housewarden the same way as the others, trapping him and aggressively loving him. You always wanted to help calm Riddle down from his foul mood that comes from dealing with his responsibilities, and that want has now intensified. Imagine overblot!Yuu disarming Riddle from his magic pen and forcing him onto his own bed where you started to caress him, hoping to soothe his anger. But Yuu is baffled by how red Riddle still was after long petting and cuddling sessions. Was he still angry? Still, Yuu is still determined to find a way to have Riddle rest so you continued on, testing every part of his body to see what comforts him best. Riddle, with a burning face, endured your touch for so long, unable to rest like Yuu wanted.

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@theofficialantitherapist @jeanisasimp

#Should I put warnings on this? #I got...carried away #I need a drink #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland imagines #twst yuu #twst scenarios #twst imagines #disney twst #twisted wonderland x reader #deuce spade #deuce x reader #trey x reader #trey clover #cater diamond #cater x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle x reader

[cokowiii]

12 hrs are done… AND THIS WAS ALL I DID 🥲🥲🥲

#I need a drink #Cali gunna need another drinking buddy #rottmnt #drawing #sketch #doodle #tmnt #save rottmnt #small artist #unpause rottmnt #future yuichi #rottmnt oc #work doodle #work drawings #wip #pen sketches #still no pencil

[redeyeingirs]

I was looking at which brushes are available in some of the programs that I downloaded. I'm still trying to get used to a graphics tablet or something, haha

#art #sketch? #otgw #over the garden wall #otgw beast #winter vibe #i feel it #It's outside my window so it's cold in here now huh #another nonsense #deer beast? #wendigo #? #I do not know what I drew ahah #i need a drink

[xvqtyx]

#oh honey #aesthetic #beauty #drink #margarita #i need a drink #summer #nails

[gingerxdoll]

Who’s drinking tonight?

#follow #pretty girls #selfiie #talk to me #bored hmu #cute #likeme #beauttiful girls #pretty #tumblr girls #drunkgirl #i need a drink #girls icons #i sell content #i am bored #just bored #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #eye makeup #luscious lips #kiss #i sell custom content

[rondocapri]

“Nathan chen has the world record in the free skate but he didn’t have a quad Axel” I hate quite literally everything about this sentence

#I need a DRINK #figure skating

[captainx-camino]

I got Buggy done yesterday just in time for my local Japanese Festival event today so, here are some highlights:

Starting off small, here's the wig (and scarf, which I didn't make) chilling on my wig head waiting for me to struggle to put it on.

90% of the work I did on this wig is going to be covered the entire time I'm wearing it, but did I let that stop me from hand laying an entire glued hairline? Lmao of course not! That would have been easy, and we don't do easy in this house!

As stated above, I didn't make the cap I just got one online simply because I was having shit luck finding the striped fabrics I would have needed and the idea of having to sew two different stripes together was giving me hives.

Ascot, vest, gloves and glove cuffs~ In other words, 90% of the work of this costume and his accessory friends.

The Ascot was stitched together by my lovely partner via the piss poor instructions I was able to give them on how I wanted it made. Seriously, give them a round of applause for somehow decoding my incoherent babbling. This is beautiful. @kadaverc0splay did a fantastic job.

The gloves are just purchased leather fencing gloves of which I fold under the length and hide it under the cuffs I made, which are simply craft foam, paint, and buckles I had to order online with almost not enough time to get them because, for some reason, craft stores no longer find it necessary to carry and assortment of styles and sizes of buckles. *Internal screaming*

*sharp inhale* Ok. The vest. *Reconsiders every life choice he's ever made* This thing is a BEAST. It was a pain to make, it's a pain to wear, the leather belting that secures the garment closed is held on by glue, prayers, and human sacrifice via my own blood, sweat, and tears. It took me more hours than I care to even think about, let alone admit, to do all the top stitching on this godforsaken goblin of a clown man and that's not even half of the ironic tragedy that gathering the supplies for this disaster was.

Not only did I have to replace more than one of the FIVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF RIBBON AND TRIM THIS BASTARD HAS ON HIS VEST but nowhere had everything I needed in enough yards to complete anything I needed done, so I had to make several trips and buy several different things to finish any part of it. INCLUDING THE BUCKLES, which arrived here Thursday...for an event today. So, that was fun.

Oh, and also, the white ribbon is wired, but the wire refused to be pulled out, so it's just in there now I guess. Lucky me!

(the belts aren't entirely accurate, but I'll save adding the additional headache that will cause for the con I'll be wearing this to next spring. I'm tired.)

Buggy's many belts of despair and loathing...

I swear the cosplay gods are never kind to me, but tricking me into thinking this was going to go well because I was able to get some good sized chunks of real, genuine leather for dirt cheap? Not cool, guys!

The leather was chocolate brown and not black, as I had previously believed it to be upon purchase. So, it had to be painted with latex paint. (Thank you again, pretty boy, I seriously couldn't have done it without you. Seriously.) Actually , another round of applause for all the belts being painted by my partner, because they also painted the foam under belt for me. Because he was smart and got his costume done several days ago.

Not me. I'm not that bright. No. But alas, we trudge forward.

And by trudge...

These boots weren't made for walking, these boots were made for traversing through the dusty floor of the fun house you've built around yourself to forget how salty your rat ex has left you - AND IT SHOWS!

Ignore my poorly made foam buckles. I'm not going to repeat myself about that bs, lest I may sink back into a depressive state equaled only by my ability to pass it off as a joke. These crumpled, sad black asskickers were originally brown! And suede. Don't ask me how I got them to look like old, worn leather. I simply fell into a dissociative state and awoke with black boots and no memory of where I'd been. The belts are foam, and the weird pattern on his tongue is simply a quilting square from Joanne fabrics that I glued on and then mod podged over.

As stated above, the buckles are foam and painted. They look awful, but if anyone is close enough to my feet to say something about it, my foot is going to need to detach to be removed from betwixt their teeth.

The entire costume was also weathered by @kadaverc0splay (including the pants, which are not pictured here because I didn't really do anything to them) while I cried over the wig that you won't see most of so you know what, just send all your praise to them I'm not even here all I did was top stitch and cry.

All in all, and in true Buggy fashion, the build of this costume was entirely, and regrettably, failing upward. Because, hot damn, did it come together. 🔥

See you at Aki Matsuri.

I never want to do this again~!

#buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #buggy opla #live action one piece #captain buggy #buggy cosplay #cosplay #aki Matsuri #i need a drink #a lot of them

[bastardmandennis]

imagine being an old person in a nursing home and trying to explain to your family that you've got a half guillermo/half dog thing as an emotional support animal

#wait since he's half vampire would it be 1/3 human 1/3 vampire 1/3 animal? #im losing my mind #i need a drink #wwdits #wwdits spoilers

[ex-frat-man]

#i need a drink

[jmickle]

#game development #video game #pixel art #art #jazz mickle #what the fuck is she wearing? #i need a drink #wow! jazz mickle that is so cool #thanks

[unclescrunkle]

first wlw breakups are not for the weak ‼️

#wlw #lesbian #queer #breakup #thisisntverycashmoney #nevertrustabitchnamedemily #i need a drink

[chicotfp]

Netflix is releasing a new documentary about Alexander the Great. Just saw the trailer. And let me tell you I am scared to watch it.

New LOTR - huge disappointment.

New Three Musketeers - huge disappointment. (Still haven't seen the second part tho.. because I am a fucking coward OK?!)

New Alexander...

Can I have at least one thing I love and that keeps me sane during the fucking war without it being butchered? Pleeaase? Can it be good and beautiful and truthful?

*laughs hysterically, cries, crawles away in fear and shame*

#personal #alexander the great #is there Hephaestion? #Don’t you dare to fuck up Hephaestion! #i need a drink #pathetic whiney noises here #the armor... its grey and boring... whyyyyyyyy #it's a trailer only a trailer