The slightest bend of his arm straightens the folds of his shirt to reveal his bicep :3 Eh-hem, also, there are no/barely any folds on the shoulders and chest aka tiight, js.
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I come back from my break with fanart of @theblueflower05's fic they wrote for this crack ship 😭😭
pls fucking READ IT HERE it'S SO GOOD, LET THEM KNOW SO THEY WILL WRITE MORE PLEASEEEE
NSFW on the AO3 as always!
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Just. One. More. Episode.
Alien: Hmm, I haven't seen Human in a while.
Alien 2: That is worrying, you know to never leave your Human out of sight for too long. That's how you get the Ant World they tried to hide.
A: Hmm, but it's also not a good idea to pry into their privacy too much.
A2: True. What were they last doing?
A: Carrying several boxes of flavored nutrient packs into their apartment.
A2: Did they mention anything about a specific subject that had not come up much at all before?
A: Hmm, they did recommend I check out a documentary series about true crime. I did, but couldn't finish. It went into disturbing details.
A2: Oh no. Now, this is important - did they say the word marathon before you last saw them?
A: Hmm, I think so, yes.
A2: How many boxes? And how long ago since they brought them in?
A: Hmm, eight and three days ago.
A2: Your Human will appear in about thirteen days.
A: Ah, I think I understand now, but they're alone, shouldn't a standard nutrient box last about 5 days per Human?
A2: When on a regular schedule, yes, roughly. Your Human is intently watching countless hours of these documentaries and are likely unaware of their rate of consumption due to being emotionally engaged with the subject matter.
A: That is... disturbing. Should we intervene?
A2: No, it's a phase. If we take them away from their current subject of passion, it will become more entrenched, potentially. Best to let them run out of nutrients and force themselves to leave that environment. Then we can persuade them to return to normalcy, given they will be more accepting of the idea due to leaving that situation of their own will.
A: And if they are not persuadable?
A2: Then we get another Human to metaphorically "bonk" them back to their senses. Although on some Humans a literal bonking works too. It's very circumstantial.
A: Hmm...
A2: Although there is also the risk of the other Human becoming convinced to join them instead on further diving into the subject matter. There does appear to be an endless supply of these true crime shows on the Human extranet.
A: That is... not reassuring in any way.
A2: Well, that's Humans for you.
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RWRB Bloopers, a fucking list of favourite moments because I'm going insane
I'm going fucking insane over the bloopers, I have been playing it on repeat for the last hour, but I also really need to sleep or else I'm dead in class tomorrow morning so here's a list of my favourite bits of the bloopers:
Fucking eine kleine nachtmusik remix as background music
Nick feeding Taylor cake
Taylor kicking Nick's ass and Nick shoving him
Nick's soft "Don't Start" when Taylor fucks up the line
Taylor biting his own finger while repeating "climate conference"
Then Taylor turning around and going back to annoyed Alex in a split second
"So, seriously, what other famous boys have you had sex with?"
Nick's adorable expression to Taylor then looking like a baby deer in headlights (no wonder one of his nicknames is Bambi) when he realizes he's in frame
THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCENE ON THE BED???HELLO???? WHAT THE FUCK??? DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE????
(but in detail) Nick's face immediately scrunching up adorably the second Taylor starts blowing raspberries
Taylor shaking and burying his head into Nick's neck like a freaking puppy
Nick hitting him and cute little "Go back to America" BABYGIRL
The panic in both of their eyes when they realize they're falling over the couch
Then immediately laughing so loud and brightly
Nick pulling Taylor up from the couch
"get in bitches we're going shopping!" *distant WOOOOO
Taylor: "Squirrel!!!" Rachel: "????"
"Remember that time we found wild...marijuana growing" Nick losing it and Taylor staying in character and going "yes. YES!" (I'm guessing the entire conversation on the car was improvised)
Nick singing the fucking "You're insecure" meme
Nick's cute tongue thing after they called cut after "I'm definitely not doing karaoke"
The flashes of everyone's derpy faces
how the fuck did Taylor rip his sleeve
everyone else continuing the scene but Nick and Taylor going "NOOOOOOO"
Also honestly a couple of these moments wouldn't be out of character for Henry and Alex and that's how you know the casting is fucking perfect
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