#I need my foot bro

[itsamenickname]

Can someone please recreate the "Peaches" scenes from the Mario movie, but instead of Bowser singing about Peach, change it to where Luigi is singing about Bowser?

#luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #I don't know if anyone's thought of this yet so I will make my contribution to the idea #if anyone has already done this please send it my way #because I would love to see Luigi playing the piano while singing about his 10-foot turtle-dragon boyfriend #I would love to recreate the scenes myself but the problem is that I can't draw nor can I animate #I can probably write the new lyrics but I would need a few days to figure out the right lyrics for Luigi to sing

[inutaffy]

i almost passed out at school again guys

#this time tho was worse #didnt loose my hearing i lost my vision a lil bit still #i had a cough this morning probably from my germ infested sister and i thought i was fine so i was going to the bus stop and HEAVING my #lungs hurt when i was breathing it was prickly #GOT ON THE BUS AND EVERYTHING WAS DOWN HILL FROM THERE FUCKING GOD #dude #head hurt stomach rolling cramps the astute need to throw up #i was fighting that for a whole 20 minutes #i get motion sickness but not unless im reading something and I WASNY and yet #i was GRIPPING THE SEAT #put my head down and closed my eyes on the seat in front of me and PRAYED #at the end of the bus ride everything was heavy #the blood drained from my face i could feel it i had to bite my lip to make sure i still had feeling in my face bro #lung thing might be my asthma spiking i had it as a kid so idk #anyway ans then my back was killing me #got off the bus #could barely put one foot in front of the other #body aches i was HOT IT WAS LIKE 40 DEGREES AND I TOOK MY JACKET OFF. I REPEAT I TOOK MY JACKET OFFFFF #i got into the school adn these 2 people were standing there by the steps to check IDs and i looked at those steps with a PLANNN . to sit #i tried to sit down but one of em noticed how pale and not good i looked #led me to the nurses #called my mom 3x before she picked up #she couldnt get me til like an hour and some later #i was just writhing on the bed #dying #it got a little better and i switched suddenly from hot to COLD #and im on my period so thats a factor i guess but its not a regular hot flash it was BURNING #anyway she picked me up and i groggily got up #passed my friend in the hall and she widened her eyes at me and i pointed at my mom ahead of me and she said bye #one person knows im out sick but we aint got no classes together today

[beskad]

me every day: yes, I understand that I have ptsd. yes, it will frequently disrupt my life in sometimes (seemingly) random ways. sometimes this will necessitate leaving work or disclosing things about myself to a supervisor or friend or bystander because it's freaking them out and THEY are now panicking and often wanting to call me an ambulance. this is just a fact. it's fine. i'm dealing with it. most years are easier than the ones before them. it's fine.

me when my ptsd is actually triggered: what is happening right now. why can't I breathe. why can't I stand up. why do I feel like I'm about to throw up and die. oh, I know!!! I must be having an allergic reaction to something!!!! I'm suddenly coming down with the flu in the span of 3 minutes!!! this is so weird!!!!!!!

#EDIT: talk of PTSD proceed with caution #it's morphed a little over the years lololol #used to present as very obvious and unmistakable panic attacks with crying and hyperventilating #10 years later and it's quieter. 70% of the time the whole world just shrinks to a 1 foot bubble around me and everything goes dark #at least i didn't actually throw up this time around #and i was able to pinpoint the trigger about 2 hours in #once i was able to think again #and it was a song. 30 seconds of a song. #noticed right away that something felt wrong so i hit stop #but it was too late lmao within 5 minutes it was hard to breathe and the room was spinning and within 10 i crawled upstairs and passed out #but yeah like in the moment i often don't understand what's happening #i don't realize until I've passed out and woken up again #i had to lay down on the floor in the backroom of my retail job once and it scared the shit out of everyone #i usually stay somewhat lucid but i rarely realize I'm reacting to a trigger until after I've recovered #which means then I'm laying on a floor woozily insisting I'm fine #and then have the SUPER FUN TIME of having to explain everything after the fact once my brain and body are working again #I have a few long time coworkers who realize I've been triggered before I do lmao #They're like. Bro. You need to sit down. Right fucking now or you're gonna fall #rray.txt

[mazojo]

Besties wake up!!! Babygirl Kyrgios is here!!

#oh my god I completely forgot he appeared this week hiiiiiiii king!!!! I love my silly lil yandere two foot tall #king!!! we gotta stan a legend when we see one besties #kyrgios #I need to continue orv bro I’ve been so busy lately #orv spoilers #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint

[smilesrobotlover]

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m gonna deposit my Hero of Shadow amidst your Strangers Across Eras blorbos because holy Hylia this kid needs a good dad. It will keep him away long enough for me to figure out what the heck I’m gonna do with giving Abel a break 😂😅

Also Green Flag guy?? 👀👀👀 Is there potential with Mr Phantom Hourglass Lover?

Omg all of the dads will adopt him. He’ll be the designated child. They will dad him till he dies. It’s just their natural instinct <33

And be NICE to Abel!!! Give him kisses and hugs!! And loves!! Give him his favorite treat! Idk anything 😭😭😭 the poor dude

And yeaaaaaaah we sit by each other in math but I’m socially awkward and he doesn’t seem entirely social himself but…. I don’t knoooooow like I said I haven’t genuinely fallen for anyone in years, even when I had a bf freshman year of college it didn’t feel like romance (it lasted for a week 😭) and rn there’s nothing but… the fact that he loves phantom hourglass, he’s so based.

#normally people go for oot or mm or botw or totk #they NEVER go for the other games as their favs #let alone the 2D games #and this guy loves the most hated Zelda game??? #bro…. #I think if something will happen he’ll need to have a good personality lol #idk I’m really not into tall guys and he’s like over a foot taller than me #but if he’s my type personality wise he’s my type 🤷‍♀️ #we’ll seeee #asks

[bibiana112]

"The handmaiden is male gazey" did you know lesbians like fucking other women sexy style? Did you know that a large theme in the handmaiden was the male gaze and misogyny and if you can't separate explorations of a harmful idea from endorsements of it you may be hopeless?

guys I knew it I knew that would be a comment inflammatory enough to attract my first hate anon cut the cameras we did it bois :D

#did you know *I'm* a lesbian that is into that shit also? no because reading comprehension website #they're shot like they're doing that for the cameras not for each other so kind of shoots the message on the foot depending on how you look #never said it's endorsement I said it made *me* uncomfortable and bored because I've seen a dozen movies like that and I'm tired #not to mention this is a critical darling of a film #I'm well aware it isn't the movies fault that a bunch of film bros talk about how hot the scenes are but it still irks me #and were the people in charge of the filmaking process women btw? NO much less queer women they were mostly cis men #she had absolutely no qualms about playing a homosexual character #which in Korea actors can be considerably reluctant to do. #<- those two are straight from an interview with the guy the gayness was novelty and shock value #not to mention bestie it was inspired by a book go sing the praises of that while you're at it #that's where the thread of criticism towards the institutions of misogyny were pulled from #In Fingersmith Waters uses her depiction of lesbian love between Maud and Sue to challenge a variety of hetero-patriarchal norms #my god that name's hilarious #you don't need to defend the honor of a queer story that was adapted with a straight audience in mind #and this convinced me to check the book out idk about you but I'd rather see the version actually told by a lesbian 😊 #a tag for asks #also ut's queerness is very gender identity related and I think people generally don't appreciate that as much as they do sex stuff

[divinemackerel]

Like ok I’m probably not the one to call folks out on this but my judgement for bedrock bros twt mains is unsurmountable at times. If you want a definition of flanderization and deviation from the plot. They’re right there.

They are probably the closest tbh out of all the sbi combos to folks just writing about, straight up ocs? Or in the worst cases writing uncomfortably close to this warped version of rpf. And I say that because I don’t think I’ve ever read a bedrock bros fic where it’s written ABOUT their characters.

I know the whole point of fanfiction is to explore possibilities, but in bedrock bros fics I feel like Tommy is always woobified or in some way like- unable to care for himself because frostbite made him lose a foot and/or he passed out in the snow from blood loss or something. He’s just a sopping wet creature with no bark or bite, a traumatized punching bag for the plot.

Meanwhile Techno is uncharacteristically caring, while in canon he basically is the first person to not believe Tommy. He is not cTechno, he sometimes isn’t even vaguely anarchical, he is just the idea of someone caring for someone else, with the motifs of the character his cc portrayed in videos sprinkled in.

Yes, the line between cTechno and “cc”Techno was more blurred than with other members of cSBI, or even other members of the DSMP in general, as lore was never seemed too serious with him, but like, idk how to stress the fact I don’t think I’ve ever read a bedrockbros fic ABOUT cTechno and cTommy.

You can have your own interpretations about the two, sure, but Techno literally said “he goes away for two weeks then comes back and makes everyone feel bad for him” about Tommy and his Exile.

He also (albeit jokingly) called after to Dream when he left after looking for Tommy, for him to “take him back”, and he (iirc) knew at that point that something bad had happened in exile.

AND GOD DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOOMSDAY OR THE 16TH.

Like- I don’t know. I don’t understand bedrockbro mains, especially on twitter, because 98% of the time they’re never writing or talking about bedrockbros, just these weird flanderized beyond recognition versions of them. Or like I said, in the worst cases, a bit more than borderline rpf than usual.

#idk is rhis. tastless? this feels tasteless somehow but im npt sure how #i might delete later idk i needed to get this off my chest #bedrock bros neg #ctechno neg #fandom neg #or… idfk #fandom meta #???? #tw limb loss #rant #idk I feel like this is just. a thing. i havent read bedrockbros fics inna while granted but when i did #it was like. ALL tommy escaping from exile and losing his foot from frostbite or smth and Techno being like ‘who did this to you’ #realistically he wojld probably just say ‘L’ #dont get me started on technodad ill explode #in a bad way #long post

[weeweeboy-archived]

hating everybody thirsting over the grabber i don't get you and im glad

#as well as grown ass adults or literally anybody sexualizing vance hopper what if i shoved my foot so far up your fucking ass #hes a minor in the film #brady hepner is a fucking minor #16 bro #fucking 16 you guys need to fucking chill

[orangechickenpillow]

I wish my car horn screamed "CHILL"

#at a stop sign and i didnt see a guy #he went and i pulled out *maybe* a foot #i saw him and i stopped obviously #but he felt the need to take BOTH HANDS off the wheel to throw them up in the air #like #jesus bro take a damn breath #its not like i hit you at a head on fucking collision #i didnt even get close enough to feel your wind my guy #dont be so emotional lol #(in all fairness he was in one of those comically big ass trucks #fire engine red too #so like #what do we really expect from people who drive shit like that) #every man ive ever encountered driving a truck is an asshole lmao #tw rant #personal #driving

[june-again]

LMAOOO i love teasing my friends for being simps knowing very well that i'm a hundred times worse than all of them combined

#elk's trash #ASHKSDAHSHAS #i need to see this friend end up with a good person broh PLEASE #AND MY OTHER FRIENDS #WHO R DATING #WHY ARE THEY SO AFRAID OF THAT FACT #the way they look at each other #stop #my friend who has a crush on my brother #first of all why #second tho #HOW #WHEN #but most of all #me #cant even stop smiling if i think abt him #I WENT TO COFFEE WITH A FRIEND THIS AFTERNOON AND HE WAS LIKE #''whenever u talk about him you bounce your foot'' and im like THAT'S WHAT U NOTICE?? NOT THE STUPID GRIN ON MY FUCKIN FACE #gosh #man dude bro #feels lucky™ #how come it gets to be me #what did i ever do #to deserve #this wonderful boy #this neck-romancer if you will #shitting tears #elek's impending doom au

[the-100th-witch]

I ate my lunch but my family keeps bothering me 😒 literally for 25 mins of silence to work but nah

I should go to Starbucks maybe but I don't wanna spend the money anymore. I could go to the library?? Maybe.

But I also like working at home bc all my shits here. Ugh

#i got 25 mins of work done before my mom came in to tell me my sister needs someone to watch the kids #well she better find someone else #i know I'm gonna get guilted into watching them... #personal #honestly if she needs someone bc her and my bro in law are working thats different #but all the times she asked was bc she wanted to go party or go drinking and maybe 1-2 to do actual errands #like oops maybe you shouldn't had kids then??? like i love my niece and nephew but i didn't birth them #I'm gonna have to put my foot down that I'm only willing to watch them if they need to work and maybe the getting them to bed here and there #bc the issue is not that i don't want to see them or help out etc its that its almost every fucking week at this point #and the last couple of times has been bc my sister and her husband wanted to go out which again 1-2 times ok i get that #but every fucking week? hire a live in nanny then

[terrorbirb]

I understand I design the method of manufacturing, but I really don't think I should be held accountable for all qc problems. It used to be a shared responsibility between me and the supervisor, but now there is no supervisor so it's just double me. Tbqh when there was a supervisor, I don't think I should be held accountable for qc problems unless there was something stupid I designed into the process.

#totes bro #im not sure how this usually works #but i would like to actually have the job of design and manufacturing engineer #and not have my foot in everything #because the issue with me helping with everything #aside from stress #is that in some way every single thing that happens in this building is somehow also a problem i need to take accountability for and fix #and simply speaking #its not my problem #like production is having qc problems because lack of paying attention to qc check? #its my MANAGER who should have to deal with this because its MANAGING employees #i shouldn't! i may be taking over supervision somewhat but thats also my managers fault #this is entirely a management issue in my book but I guess i should have designed to process to include better qc 🙄 #and i guess because i design the processes i should work with the production team to correct these mistakes 🙄 #which sounds like my problem when you put it that way which they always put it that way #but why dont we go back a step and ask if there is a mismanaging of employees perhaps #I DONT MAKE ALL THE MISTAKES HERE #we have like 3 qc complaints TODAY when we usually have MAYBE 1 per year like we dont have qc issues #which sounds like my fault when you put it that way but listen im not good at like managing people and that has something to do with this #if I apparently act as the GM then pay me to be GM otherwise this is not my problem