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reverie-starlight · 2 years

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{prom HCs}

in honour of my prom being last night, here’s some headcanons of the haikyuu, knb, mha and obey me characters if you went to prom with them. a mix of real things that happened and things that i wish could have happened to me :’)

gn!reader

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once the dancing starts and there’s a big crowd, they get lifted up on a chair and everyone is cheering. the teachers have to intervene so nobody gets hurt. definitely has a tie around their head.

BOKUTO, kaminari, NOYA, TANAKA, kirishima, mina, SERO, mammon, tendou, ushijima (purely bc the thought of him being confused as to what’s happening entertains me), HINATA, kise (iffy on this one but i can see it), takao, hanamaki (seijoh four carries the chair), kogane

wins prom queen

NEJIRE, momo yaoyorozu, KIYOKO, momoi satsuki, mina

wins prom king

OIKAWA, kise, ASMO, sugawara, ushijima, ATSUMU, diavolo, yaku, KITA, AKASHI SEIJURO

gets sat at a table with people caught in a scandal and gets the inside scoop. adds fuel to the fire by letting someone at the table know information they got from a friend about the situation that no one else knew, reuses to give names so they don’t drag their friend into it on accident

ASMO, suna, mattsun, hanamaki, futakuchi, MINA, uraraka

you two are that couple that is ACTUALLY cute and everyone thinks you should have won prom royalty, not the couple that did win

AKAASHI, BEEL, kuroko, KAGAMI, jirou, kirishima, satan, kuroo, aran, KITA, simeon, tsuyu

dances to as many songs as they can, but the second you tell them you’re tired and need to rest for a minute, they lead you to the table, get you water and makes sure you have someone to sit with before heading back out. they’ll come back every so often to check on you and excitedly lead you back to the dance floor when you say you’ve recharged

oikawa, bokuto, mammon, KAMINARI, KIRISHIMA, sero, ASMO

both of your social batteries drain easily around so many people, so you’re both content to sit at a table and either take cute selfies or yell over the music until the slow songs come on so you don’t get overwhelmed (me, except I didn’t have a date lol)

KENMA, leviathan, KUNIMI, todoroki, midoriya, belphegor, suna, SAKUSA, yamaguchi, yachi, JIROU, tsukishima, midorima, kuroko

you guys spend a lot of time in the photo booth taking funny pictures with props. at the end of the night, you both have like four strips of pictures

suna, OIKAWA, iwaizumi, KUROKO, aran, KISE, aomine (he grumbles about it tho), SEMI

they compliment your outfit of the night so much, they’re just so so so appreciative of you and want to let you know!!

everyone!!! they love u!!!

you guys leave a bit early because the food they served wasn’t that good and you need to eat something so you don’t pass out. you get burgers and fries at like 10 pm lol

MURASAKIBARA, kagami, OSAMU, BEEL, kageyama, aomine, bakugo, yachi, kenma

when you start to get tired and the party is slowing down a bit, they’ll let you lean on them until your ride gets there. kisses you on the forehead and settles in beside you as the car starts to move, helps you wash your face and stuff later

KAGAMI, momo, lucifer, mammon, midorima, ATSUMU, IWAIZUMI, sakusa, aone, daichi, SEMI

when you guys slow dance, everyone else fades away and you’re lost in your own conversation. you don’t even notice the yearbook club supervisor taking a picture of you guys for the prom feature

aomine, AKAASHI, lucifer, todoroki, SEMI, kuroo, leviathan, satan, uraraka, nejire, KIYOKO

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wsknbfanaccnt · 1 year

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Hi beautiful!!

I was wondering if you can write a drabble, or whatever you want, about weird habits of the Gom+Taiga (maybe Takao also? He's such a cutie).

That would be fun!

Love,

HI VESPER HEHEH

this was legit so fun to make lol

Enjoy~!

H/Cs of Their Weird Habits/Traits

Akashi Seijuro

bites his nails

especially when he's anxious? he's also a perfectionist so it kinda makes sense

he likes talking to Yukimaru (his horse)

he's actually very soft and caring for his lil white horsey

Id think hes the mom of the GOM

he has everything everyone needs even if it's smth insane idk

"Hey does anyone have cotton pads?"

this bitch pulls a container from his pocket

"Here, keep the container as well."

"What? I only need one-"

"I insist."

he also paces when thinking

sometimes he accidentally paces Yukimaru and he be like "Oh- we've been going around in circles this entire time... Sorry, boy. I have quite a lot on my mind lately..."

Idk why but I always thought him a heavy sleeper

he despises getting up in the morning

Kuroko Tetsuya

he always orders the same food at a restaurant

like bro pick something new

I don't think he likes trying new food very much

to the point that he'd become a regular customer

"Hello! Welcome to [store name]! Ah, it's Kuroko-kun!"

"The usual please."

"Coming right up!"

this guy also has imaginary friends

he's invisible right so when he wants to talk to someone and no one can hear him he talks to his 'imaginary friends'

it's a habit that he picked up in childhood

its kinda sad now that i think about it LMFAO

Midorima Shintaro

this guys personal hygiene is INSANE

he will spend like an hour in the shower making sure that every single square inch of his body is clean

he also likes wearing mens perfume

idk he just seems like that kinda person to me

he also refuses to leave any food on his plate

even if he's like really full

you will not see a single grain of rice left on this man's plate

istfg he'd lick it clean if he could

he sleeps with a lil bear stuffed toy every night

his first lucky item ever

and he kept it ever since

Kise Ryouta

Ik this is kise but somehow he gives me the vibes of planning everything down to the smallest detail

"So this is our itinerary for today! At 1:00 we can take a little lunch at Maji Burger, and we should finish at around 1:50, and we should go to the bathroom before leaving so 10 minutes is enough for that I think... and then-"

reminds me of Monica from Friends lol

originally I thought this for Midorima but then I imagined Kise being all enthusiastic about his plans and I was like yeah that sounds about right

this guy likes to whistle too

to songs

and sometimes you'd catch him whistling to a BTS song while in the men's locker room

Aomine would tease him for it but Kise always says that he likes Kpop

Aomine Daiki

Going off of Kise's, he thinks its funny and cringe that Kise listens to Kpop

Even though he listens to Kpop himself

he'd never admit it

so he's afraid of bees right

canonically he is

he always lets out this shrill scream

literally the only time he screams like a girl

oh and he breaks things when hes angry

the only thing he hasn't broken before in his house when he was angry is his mai-chan magazines LMFAO

Murasakibara Atsushi

so he's canonically tone deaf

which means of course he likes to hum a few songs every now and then

no one knows what the hell he's humming

Himuro always knows tho SOMEHOW

"Murasakibaracchi, what are you humming this time?"

"Ehh... I forgot the title of the song... the chorus kinda goes like-" *hums random notes*

Himuro goes "Oh is that California Girls by Katy Perry?"

"Yeah... That one. I like the music video..."

the GOM just looks at Himuro and him with shock

the GOM eventually gave up on asking tbh

and

he LOVES Disney

Kagami Taiga

this is weird but idk he sniffs frequently?

I think this is a habit that he picked up in America

I have no idea

also he can't drive

like literally his hand-eye coordination should be better because he'd a basketball player but when it comes to driving it just all goes away

Aomine tried to teach him at one point

lets just say Aomine was more scared than he was when he met Kuroko for the first time

also you can almost never understand what he's saying when he's typing

he doesn't even have autocorrect which idk if thats better or worse

"hy fo we habve pporactiove tiduay"

"...what?"

he often resorts to voice messages instead

Takao Kazunari

100% adrenaline junkie

loves skydiving and hiking and traveling to very risky places

but he CANNOT for the life of him ever go to a historically haunted place

he also has a playlist in Spotify for every single mood he's in

like literally he has like 10+ playlists

Can be wild and normal

He has playlists from "Driving late at night" to "sewing machine vibes"

what even is that Takao

also he loves video games

he owns litearlly every single major game released since like 2001

he has finished every single one of those games and has a shelf to stack them

Playstation, Xbox, Wii, Nintendo PC

he has all of them

Bonus:

hes AR60

mains Hutao and Ganyu, depending on his mood

Hutao's highest crit is 2 million

he's also soft for bennett

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jubesy · 3 years

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Oh, no... these are too cute!!

#knb merch #knb #kuroko no basuke #merch #pastel kings #chibi art #Aomine on a horse!!!#Mukkun's puffy pants!!#I need the Kise and Takao tho #too cute

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wickedgamesoyaoya · 3 years

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So I’ve been seeing a lot of people shipping their mutuals lately but I haven’t seen you do it yet even though you have so many friends on here, I was wondering if you have your own ships for yours 👀

Hii. Omg this sounds fun! I’ll give it a crack >:) I’m gonna focus on my active mutuals, since a bunch really don’t use tumblr anymore.

↬ @haikyuufairy x kuroo! this one is pretty obvious since she’s obsessed with him, and I think they would be the cutest nerdy couple ever. if anyone would appreciate her cute voice and face it’s kuroo. plus I know if she was with kuroo, he and I would protect her from everything >:) Jacks protection squad!

↬ @haikyuusimp91 x oikawa tooru. She needs someone who would be her number one fan, and that would be oikawa! he’s also insecure sometimes, so I feel like he would know how to sooth her insecurities when they arise! plus with him he would compliment her all the time and I AM HERE FOR THAT. he and I would double team until she learned how to accept our compliments! >:)

↬ @aquariarose x akaashi. idk, I just think my cute little baby needs a softie like akaashi. they would be the sweetest most doting couple ever. you know those couples in shoujo mangas - that’s them. yes. plus my baby needs a man who treats her like the gold she is!! akaashi can see people for who they really are, so I think he would appreciate her.

↬ @amberalisa x kenma! the two of them would play games together, and become famous af. I can see it. plus I think kenma would be perfect for them, in that they both seem relatively calm and mentally collected. Their personalities would mesh really well, and I doubt they would have many problems. overall, they would be like my comfort ship lmao

↬ @newfriendjen x ennoshita! I 100% know he would keep Jen happy, and he seems like the type to want a family. ;-; <3 PLUS he would keep her healthy, some on, mans is smart. also he’s actually very passionate?? and Jen is passionate too so you add them together and get the purest of love!!

↬ @chibishae34 x Noya! I’m not saying this bc he is her fave, it’s because they would be an unstoppable duo!! Shae is so fucking adorable, and I think Noya’s energy would keep her happy. :’)

↬ @chaichai-the-weeb x tendou. this couple would be chaotic as fuck, but it would also be filled with loads of love. tbh tho chai would be the wild one between them, I feel like tendou would be the calmer one HAHAH

↬ @seijurosempress x Akashi (KnB). I know Kise is her best boi but she has major queen vibes and who else would be better for her?? I know he would take care of her low maintenance ass beyond her expectations. I could imagine them ruling the world lmfao

↬ @yourstarvic x suna. I dunno, I think her highkey crazy dumb bish energy would work wonderfully with his low energy, bored but easily amused ass. LMAO. She would 100% make him smile all the time and I feel like he would enjoy her crazy thoughts!! I mean she would just be rambling while he laughs BUT THAT IS CUTE. yes. I ship.

↬ @bloody-bella x kazunari takao. bet you didn’t see that name coming! I think she would do well with a loud person who makes her laugh. plus he would fit into her family so well!! as a family girl, she need someone who just fits and plus he’s hot? funny and hot would be perfect for her. so then she could be her usual self and not act shy like she DOES WITH ME </3

↬ @aircorumble x yuji itadori. I know she’s thinking wtf? but listen. She puts everyone else before herself way too much. She’s similar to yuji in that sense!! I just think he would take care of her and I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE THAT. if she’s really opposed to him, I’d say sugawara for the same reason. She needs someone kind, patient and who understands her. someone who doesn’t make her feel like she’s troubling them.

↬ @cuddlesslut x iwaizumi. I know I’m writing him like a little shit rn but I know he would be an amazing lover!! that is what she deserves, honestly. someone who puts her needs first and makes her feel like she is the only one in the world. yes. I SHIP IT. I would have said oikawa but idk if that man could love anyone more than volleyball lmfao so that’s why I went with Iwaizumi. She deserve to be number one!

↬ @missalienqueen x atsumu. why would I not ship this?? Laura has a huge heart, and she would love atsumu the way he deserves! And he would love her/treat her like the queen she is. plus I think their personalities would work. also, atsumu is lowkey a huge softie too, so I mean, you guys would be so cute ;-; like real life couple goals

↬ @dreamstormings x futakuchi. from what I have gathered through our interactions, I 100% think they are the type of person he needs lmao. They would keep this man in check and make him a better person. I FIRMLY BELIEVE THIS. I don’t think just anyone could make a healthy relationship with him lmao but they are special.

#Jan's playing games ~#New tag unlocked lmao

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ultfreakme · 3 years

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I need a Kuroko no Basuke Season 4 desperately but we’re never getting it so I will be throwing around a bunch of ideas on what could’ve been based on where we left off ;_;

Lucky for us, Fujimaki did give us hints on how things are going (Last Game does not exists *shuts ears* lalalalallaLALALALA).

In the manga, the newest captains are:

Yosen- Himuro

Kaijou- Hayakawa

Shuutoku- Miyaji(Yuya)

Touou- Wakamatsu

Seirin- Hyuuga(unchanged)

Rakuzan- Akashi(unchanged)

Seirin has two new first years in a canon extra: Asahina Daigo and Yaagi Yuta. So that’s basically set the Seirin team pretty well. Supposing this goes like a usual sports anime and we got all three years, then season 4 would’ve focused on Riko and gang’s graduation, the second-years wrapping up & preparing Kagami, Kuroko and the bench trio to take over because they’d probably be playing first string.

We could have a lot of stuff going on with the Uncrowned Kings, Himuro and the current captains(final year). I kind of want the Seirin upperclassmen to graduate with a win but I doubt Rakuzan would let it happen. Yosen hopefully makes it to the top three, and Shuutoku top 5.

Kise’s pretty pissed after Kaijou losing against Touou- and honestly Touou’s going to need some work on being a team. Wakamtasu and Aomine have always been on bad terms and it’d take time to fix it, but Kaijou is getting good at team work. If they did go up against each other I think Touou would lose because of how much the team started to clash against each other(redemption arc in 3rd year tho so it’s fine).

Yosen’s going to be on another level now that Himuro’s captain, It’s his final shot at taking on Kagami before graduation. I don’t think Seirin could win against them if they were to play in a match. They’d probably lose. Seirin placing third or fourth.

Idk why but I’m picturing the Winter Cup finals as Yosen vs Rakuzan with Rakuzan winning.

Shuutoku- okay I don’t remember a lot of the team dynamics but I do remember it being like- Midorima gets into a position to do his shot- ball travels- a Shuutoku member is under the basket to ensure the ball goes in if he misses. He depends on his team a LOT. Takao’s Hawk Eye, the rebound member under the basket, ensuring that no one is around him- his 3-pointers takes time. In the set-up for his 3-pointers, a lot of energy is spent. Takao’s eye and his proficiency as a PG +Shuutoku’s competency makes it possible but it clearly takes a lot of team effort- which hinders the rest of the members.

Touou- As I mentioned before, Wakamatsu and Aomine really need to learn to put aside their differences, otherwise it’s going to be difficult to play. Aomine is literally unstoppable and in reality probably the most well-rounded player(there’s Kise and Murasakibara when he goes all out) in GoM. Any conflict probably arises from his inability to coordinate with the team and letting his pride get to him- the best way that could happen is in a match with Kise. Kise riles him up and is his eternal rival. He’s always won against him, so if he gets close to losing or actually loses- it’s going to throw him off. (We can have some Momoi and Aomine conflict as well).

Yosen- Murasakibara stated that he has to hold back lest he hurt people during games, now he doesn’t have that restriction because the GoM can handle his strength and holding back would be a problem. Honestly Yosen has a pretty good line up in second year. Murasakibara isn’t just a shield anymore- never was. All is looking good for Yosen actually, their arc could be focused around their positive developments because Himuro was so vengeful last time. MuraHimu just enjoying b-ball in s4 thank you very much.

Rakuzan- Actually, same as Yosen, they’ve all come together as friends after first year. It’s Uncrowned Kings’ final year and you best believe that Akashi would make it fucking spectacular for them. We could probably get some insight into what’s up with Akashi’s dad and that whole thing. I can’t see them losing tbh.

Kaijou- This team. Honestly Kaijou might be wiping the floor with everyone. Kise’s actually ready to go unhinged, he’s probably seeking fucking vengence after Kasamtasu cried and they lost. He’s got Perfect Copy on lock too, he can copy all of GoM. He’s a lean mean killing machine out for victory and he’d do anything to get it. He’s getting along well with his team too and has the flexibility to compromise. I’m genuinely scared of Kaijou in 2nd year.

Seirin- I feel like there’s going be hiccups with the first years- Kuroko’s just learning to be his own ‘light’ but it’s such a feeble first step into a new territory and style, there’s bound to be some conflicts with Kagami. Probably in terms of passing- like Kagami expects Kuroko to pass the ball, Kuroko gets reckless with his new found abilites at times, etc. The seniors though, they’d be fine. They’d probably brush up on their pre-existing abilities and move forward.

Really interesting match-ups:

- Yosen vs Rakuzan(we get little to nothing of Akashi & Murasakibara’s dynamics) - Touou vs Kaijou- but Kaijou wins -Shuutoku vs Touou -Seirin vs Yosen- but Yosen wins -Rakuzan vs Kaijou would be cool -Kirisaki Daiichi vs Rakuzan(somehow, idk)

This is just a huge ramble. If anyone knows basketball well and wants to write/has written a sequel of sorts for KNB, please lmk so I can read and quench my thirst :_;.

#knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #generation of miracles #kuroko #kagami #kise #midorima #murasakibara #akashi #himuro #seirin #kaijou #yosen #touou #shutoku #rakuzan

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mezukisemi · 5 years

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knb ship headcanons

these are actually really fun to do so i'm doing a knb one heh (with ships i personally ship, but of course they aren't the only ones i ship. maybe i'll do a second part if people wanted me to? dunno whoops)

kagakuro

kuroko disappears and scares kagami on a daily basis

kagami gets mad (not really) and yells at him to stop every single time

kuroko doesn't stop

kuroko steals kagami's food, but doesn't eat it, he just hides it somewhere to see how kagami reacts

kagami worries why kuroko doesn't eat anything and only drinks milkshakes

kuroko then starts to eat properly, but is only willing to eat kagami's self made food

alexandra loves them together and is really supportive

cuddling on kagami's sofa every day

lots of praises and head pats in practice

head pats for kuroko only tho

kagami's really shy and starts blushing when kuroko teases him

kuroko and his shit eating grin whenever he sees kagami flushed or mad

himuro and kuroko get along surprisingly well

kagami's parents love kuroko like their own child

nobody officially knows about them, but kuroko's teasing and allusions are really obvious

kuroko laughs and shows a lot more emotions towards kagami

diner dates at home

they watch nba games together on kagami's coach (and cuddle)

they travel to the usa during summer break

kagami holds kuroko's hand, but only if he's sure no one sees them

kagami forces him to use hand lotion because he noticed how dry kuroko's hands are

l o t s o f c u d d l i n g

midotaka

takao mocks midorima a lot

midorima pretends to be annoyed, but actually doesn't mind

takao is actually such a sweetheart

takao hugs him in public or puts his arm around midorima's shoulders

in the beginning it annoyed him, but now he doesn't really care (read as: he finds it adorable, actually)

midorima blushes a lot and gets flustered really easily

takao calls him cute, but midorima just tells him to shut up

midorima cares a lot about takao, but wouldn't admit it

takao steals midorima's red bean soup cans

takao keeps telling him to eat properly and not only read bean soup

takao texts him at 4am and says he has to tell him something really important

takao then asks him 'if an orange is orange, why don't we call limes greens and lemons yellows?'

midorima rarely kisses him, but when he does, takao just dies

midorima helps him study

everyone in the team knows about them, midorima doesn't understand why

midorima's parents mustn't know because they're homophobic

takao's parents support them and like midorima (although they found him kinda weird at the beginning)

takao sits on midorima's lap when they're at home alone

midorima doesn't really mind, but it does embarrass him

akafuri

akashi is so adorable

akashi calls furihata 'kouki' and furihata calls him 'sei' or 'sei-chan'

rakuzan knows and they're all supportive but they aren't allowed to tell anyone

seirin doesn't know yet because furihata's too scared to come out

night calls whenever furihata can't sleep or has a nightmare

akashi comforts him and whispers cute things to make him fall asleep

he sometimes even plays the violin for his boyfriend

akashi sends him messages every day like 'i miss you' or 'i would love to hug you right now' and furihata blushes madly when he reads them

they facetime at least once in two weeks and tell each other about their lives

they can barely meet, but when they do, furihata gets really emotional and can't stop hugging him

lots of comforting for both

furihata gets really sensitive and scared sometimes and needs a lot of hugs and comfort

akashi gets stressed out because of school duties and the company which his family owns

furihata says that he loves akashi a lot

tbh akashi needs it

akashi kisses furihata and hold his hand even in public but will stop right away if furihata asks him to

kikasa

kise is less of a crybaby because of kasamatsu

kasamatsu is a tsundere

kasamatsu blushes a lot and gets embarrassed really easily

he also barely hits kise anymore

kise wants to tell everyone about them, but kasamatsu strictly tells him to wait until they're both a bit older

kise hugs him from behind and puts his head on kasamatsu's shoulder

cheek kisses

running through the rain and lots of laughing and talking

kise loves to hold hands

kise plays with kasamatsu's hair and gives him many forehead kisses

kise calls him 'yukiocchi' and kasamatsu calls him by his first name, but only when they aren't with friends/acquaintance

kise calls him 'kasamatsucchi' in public

kise makes fun of kasamatsu's height, but actually just finds it adorable

kise l o v e s to hear kasamatsu play the guitar

kise sings along

kasamatsu secretly writes songs about kise

whenever kise gets in his sad phase and cries, kasamatsu hugs him and doesn't say a word, he just hugs

kaijo is a supportive family

kasamatsu's parents kind of disowned their son when he came out, so he's at kise's house 95% of the time

kise is really happy when he's with kasamatsu

if you want me to do other ships (not just knb, but also bsd and haikyuu, free, etc), just tell me and i will try to do some

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beansproutsong · 6 years

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An watched KuroSute

I watch Kurosute with @midorichan10 last Saturday and we had a blast! We went to J-World in the morning to get the collaboration goods and both of us get our oshi (me get Kagamin and she gets Akashi)

Then we went to the stage (and have shopping spree on the goods huhuhu, my wallet)

Impression of the stage under the cuts, beware of spoiler

Better than the previous two stages. Everyone’s acting and moving gets so much better.

I got the aisle seat and Taiyo popped out behind me and I though “Dang... this guy is a titan!! No joke!” lol

Midorima and Takao dressed up as a Himuro’s fangirl. They become Midorin and Takako and both of them are so so so so so pretty!!! (Omagaa Ryo, how can you be handsome and pretty at the same time?). I think the cast who played as Himuro’s fangirl is different each day. I got Midorin and Takako. My other friend said it was Izuki and Tsuchida on Sunday show.

So many moved involving kuroko (the staff in black attire). They lifted Kagamin and even Mukkun. In a scene, Kagamin even used these kuroko as a step to jump higher. Asati, please be careful, we don’t want you to hurt yourself.

At Saturday noon, Asati blocked a ball and it bounced... to the audience hahaha it’s not that bad and noone injured. He still apologise at the end of the show.

Mukkun also bounced the ball to high, but he was so good. He caught it again and continue to act like it was nothing.

You can also hear Kise voice in the match :) (Mario, I hope you’ll come to the senshuuraku)

Akashi’s actor is really good. I watched his butai before when he became Sanada Yukimura and I thought he’s a loud, goof-ball. However, he’s so scary playing as Akashi.. Even during the curtain call he was barely smiling.

Himuro’s English is really good! Forget about the we-ru we-ru joke... Shuusuke’s intonation is almost as good as a English speaker. Kagamin’s need improvement tho, but not so bad.

The onsen scene!! hahahha I sat at the side seat so I can see a bit.. you know.. these actor.. they did not wear basketball short underneath the towel. They wear this kind of swimming short, but in skin-tone color. Dedication lol

Seirin vs Touo is really touching <3 I want to write more, but I don’t want to spoil it. If you have extra money, you should pre-order the DVD. I ordered mine already <3

#kuroko no basket #kurosute #asato yuya #shuusuke saito #yojiro itokawa #hatakeyama ryo #yamada james takeshi #ayukawa taiyou

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fuckyeahkurokonobasket · 7 years

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I showed Kurofes to my Japanese teacher today (mostly because I wanted her to translate some of the kanji I can’t read but also slightly because I just want to spaz about the series). Here are some things she said:

*looking at Kuroko’s stats* “What?! He’s so bad! Isn’t he the main character??? I thought he’d be good!!!”

“He’s short. And skinny.”

me: *instantly shows her Akashi because he’s short too and gushes about how he can dunk and shit even tho he’s tiny* She said, about him dunking, “that’s impossible” and then laughed.

She translated Akashi’s interview and got confused when Kuroko asked which of him it was. I explained he has multiple personalities and then launched into ranting about his backstory and how he returns to normal after Kuroko beats him. She said “I thought it was just going to be about basketball!! This is interesting!!” (pls watch/read knb, yumi-sensei)

She was very impressed by how talented Akashi is (in regards to his stats)

She then read the part where he says he’ll gouge out his eyes and she didn’t seem to know how to react (kind of is this funny or creepy???)

I explained how the main characters’ names incorporate their hair colours. When I showed her Himuro (I was asking her about all the alternate job drawings) she said “His name doesn’t have a colour!!!” and it was so tragic as I explained ye Himuro isn’t good or special enough to have a colour name. rip himuro forever untalented

She liked Nijimura because of the rainbow meaning.

She was amazed that I can remember the names of so many characters (I know all their fav foods and birthdays too lmao but let’s not give her a heart attack at how weeby I am)

About the alternate job drawings: Takao is a hunter who uses an eagle to assist hunting.

Kise is a burglar (and she brought up Sherlock Holmes to try to explain it further).

Kagami is (I can’t remember the exact word she used but it was along the lines of) a good-ish chef. She exaggerated the ISH and was laughing a lot.

Riko is wearing the China dress to be sexy (ur sexy all the time babe)

The reason Momoi dressed up in the bunny outfit is because she’s trying to impress Kuroko.

Akashi is a medieval European white knight (she said he went through a time portal - this smells like a potential fanfiction to me....)

She struggled explaining Nijimura but I got the idea that he’s a samurai in casual clothes?

moving on

She asked if Hanamiya and Imayoshi are evil to which I laughed and said ‘yes’.

I asked her about the pair section. Specifically why Aomine/Kagami, Aomine/Kise, and Imayoshi/Hanamiya are included when they’re on separate teams. She explained they’re not paired as in best working together, but as the best enemy pair (on Aomine/Kise specifically she said it was described as “who will win?!”). She said Hyuuga and Kiyoshi are described as the poles holding up Seirin (that’s pretty cute tbh). She said Akashi and Mayuzumi were labelled as a light and shadow. (Akashi’s a light now, eh? I can turn this into Akakuro somehow wwww)

We were both confused as to why Kagami/Kuroko did not make the pair list. (I also think Aomine/Kuroko should be on there considering they were the first light/shadow duo)

She lastly said Kuroko is a very odd family name and also his hair isn’t black, and I said that I’m pretty sure it refers to him being a shadow. She then said ‘yes, kuroko means someone who works in the background/shadows’ which from my own research seems to be originating from Kabuki theatre (the people who hold props and such I think)

That’s about everything I got her opinion on. Obviously I couldn’t get her to read the whole book because I needed to do my study as well. MAYBE NEXT LESSON I’LL GET HER TO TRANSLATE MORE. Her reactions are always amusing.

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Midorima Shintarou Headcanons No One Asked For

Because I wanted to update the ones I already had, especially since I was back then like: “Oof? Posting nsfw headcanons on tumblr?! I can’t post that!” (Excuse my insecure self back then and now lol) But since I already made my Kaga-chin headcanons and they’re nsfw too and because Last Game reminded me that Midorima is still my husband/son and that I still love this Tsundere very much, I’ll redo the stuff and add new ones I, again, did not add the first time. (And because writing headcanons is much funnier than doing German,Biology and Math lol) Like in the Kaga Headcanons, I’m gonna make three catergories: Normal Drunk and Porn and stuff So beware of nsfw and enjoy them! Normal:

That Mido-chin is a Tsuntsun is not a secret, but I’m gonna tell you some of his darkest secrets, he tries to hide with it

First of all, Mido is most likely not straight, I think he’s more bi (or just gay idk)

Mido has definitely a shelf or a whole room for all the lucky items he obtained over the years (I mean dude, come on, all middle school + high school items are a whole room worthy or maybe even two)

I can totally see Mido telling Kise or Aomine whenever they didn’t learn for a class test in middle school (and whenever he was pissed) made up lucky items when they asked him about it to pass like “Kise, you’re lucky item is to walk around with a bra”, “Aomine, you have to wear a bunny onesie” or something like that

But in the end he always brought their real luck items with him because “No one should mess with Oha-Asa-nodayo” and because he cares for his teammates, but he never gave them the right ones, mostly because they would stop walking around holding/wearing their fake ones

He definitely walks around with Takao’s lucky items (he just hides them in his bag or something like that so that his dear crush friend won’t notice that Mr. Tsundere cares about him

This carrot totally had a slight crush on Akashi (don’t u deny it) damn, now I’m in the mood for some AkaMido Headcanons, but I’ll do an extra post for them later

Akashi was definitely a good friend (maybe his only real friend) and a good rival back then in Teiko until Boku took over and everything broke down

Mido needs his sleep and will be with every hour without sleep that passes grumpier and 24/7 complaining about everything “This ball is too bouncy!” “Our hair is too colourful” “Kise shut up” “Aomine ahut up” “Akashi shut up” “Murasakibara stop eating and shut up” “Kuroko WHY DON’T YOU TALK FOR A CHANGE? No actually don’t. You, too, shut up” Oof that got out off hand lol

I think he and Kuroko would have a mutal understanding like, they both could sit there for hours without anyone saying something and just stand up and say “This was a very nice conversation”

Mido-chin complains about Mura eating snakes, but I bet Mido is eating many, too (but mostly healthy ones tho, because he is an athlete lol)

He is easily embarrassed because this boy is smart and understands immediately whenever someone (a.k.a Aomine) says something suggestive or is up to say something perverted

Like really, he could sense that and be like “Well, if you would please excuse me. I have to go and save my ears from this idiocy”

This is not a headcanon, but Mido really used to play the piano for Akashi and Murasakibara during breaks and they were his audience too and my AkaMido/MuraMido shipper heart can’t handle this

He really really loves to play the piano and it’s actually happy when someone (a.k.a back in Teiko Akashi and Murasakibara ( and maybe Tetsu , too) and now Takao) listen to it and if they sing/hum to the songs, especially when he wrote them himself

Drunk:

Oh boy drunk Mido, I tell you that all the Tsunderes make a whole 180° change when drunk

But even so, I have a strong believe that Midorima is actually good in handling his liquor

Like, it will take some time until it hits him

But when it does, oh boy

Mido-chin makes a 180° change as mentioned above, meaning: he will be pretty talkactive and laugh about everything and anything

He probably will only be a lowkey pervert, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try anything at all

I see him try things one time and then stop or move on

CATS ARE HIS FAVOURITE ANIMALS AS DRUNK

I can totally see drunk!Mido adopting one or more cats and the next morning just wakes up like “…What…”

He’s one of those wine and champagne drinkers

Porn and stuff:

You know, everyone is all about the Tsunderes without experience in this topic and that they’re all like blushing and the whole “B-baka” and stuff, but not Mido

Well, ok maybe a little bit

I would say no one in Teiko really is innocent (I blame it on them finding Aho’s porn mags everywhere)

Oof I feel like I should talk about Mido’s porn collection here, too.. ehh, I’ll do it

So, we all now that Mido has a thing for older woman (and I’ll just add man here too), I think that solves already half of the mystery, or at least a bit

And I have this, very, very, very strong feeling that this boy is pretty into bdsm (I mean dude, seriously, u could do so much dirty stuff with all the tape u use my son)

This boy definitely experimented with many things

I also think that he is pretty damn kinky in generall (The quiet and tidy ppl who always play after the rules are always the ones with the dirtiest secrets in the end lmao)

H I S F I N G E R S

Boy, he has such a thing for hands (especially if it involves his partner playing with his left hand’s fingers)

I already said before in my old headcanon post that this man probably has, due him taping his left hand always, pretty sensitive fingers, so when his partner unravels the tape on his fingers with their mouth than B O Y Mido will go wild wild

Mido is a rather submissive person (no matter bottom or top bc damn even tho he doesn’t like losing control, in bed he’s the opposite), but with the right partner, the right mood or when he needs to remind his partner who he belongs to beacuse this boy get jealous pretty easy and stuff, I totally see him being dominant as hell

But just as Kaga, I think he would also have this “Are you alright?? Did this hurt?? Should I do that??” mood

When he’s at it D I R T Y T A L K (he can give it pretty damn good and LOVES to hear it from his partner as well

Him putting his hand over his partner’s eyes and whispering their name with his deep voice right into their ear oof

When it gets too wild he puts his glasses away, because hey, he loves his partner and wants to see them, but those are his favoutite glasses and he doesn’t want them to break

But in sweet and relaxed times he keeps them on

He definitely uses his luck items as toys if they’re suited (Like if they’re ropes or part of a custome or something like that)

This child is possesive af when jealous

But seriously, the really dirty time mostly happens, if he really is in the mood or has to prove something, most of the times it’s really sweet and the literal definition of love making

And as wild as it can get, he will always let his sappy and caring side out and the aftercare is just A++

He is not a big fan of cuddling, but after sex, I can totally see him to love to spoon the other when they’re smaller or cuddle closer to their chest when they’re taller

Sweet sweet kisses everywhere 100/10 would recommend

I think those were all for now, but I feel like I forget some so I’ll definitely add them later when I’ll hopefully remember them lol

#oof here #my midorima headcanons #midorima shintarou #kuroko no basket #mine #headcanon #my husband #and my child #gom #generation of miracles #lol #i really have nothing better to do with my life #knb #midorima

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unsportily-sport-blog · 7 years

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GOM(+Kagami) as the Seven Deadly Sins(FMA)

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

I couldn’t avoid the spoilers for this one xC. If you’re new to FMA and still don’t know the identity of the 7 homunculi then I suggest you read no further. This is based off the manga and the 2009 ver of the anime btw.

~admin Scorpio

Akashi as King Bradley- Wrath the Furious

The ever so dependable leaders, Akashi the Emperor and King Bradley the Fuhrer

King Bradley might’ve been fighting for the wrong cause but we can’t ignore the fact that he was an excellent commander to his subordinates- much like Akashi is towards his teammates

EMPEROR EYE=THE ULTIMATE EYE

Even with the violent nature of the sin King Bradley embodies, he is actually quite calm and rational when facing problems- just like Akashi, he might be stone-faced on the outside but you know he’s going on a rampage inside

THEIR SKILLS ON THE COURT/BATTLEFIELD ARE SO OP. IT TAKES AN ENTIRE ARMY TO TAKE THESE GUYS DOWN

Both are proud and acknowledge their own skill but when you do manage to defeat them, they won’t hesitate to admit that you’re skilled and a worthy opponent

Aomine as Greed/ling the Avaricious

Both keep their body in pretty good shape even tho they like to laze around a lot

Aomine can be compared to Greedling in a way that he forgot his past relationships and just started thinking about himself and even reached the point of harming a loved one without even noticing

HUNGRY FOR POWER

“The only one that can have the world is me”

When you do manage to remind them of who they really are, they will show you their caring side and always give great value to the people close to them even if they don’t show it most of the time- it’s either they’d die for you or they don’t give a fuck about you, no in between

I can honestly see Aomine as someone who is brutally honest about everything, the same way Greed vowed to never lie

BUUUT- the one time Greed lied, it was for the sake of the people he cared for so if it were in that case I think Aomine would do the same

Kise as Lust the Lascivious

I’m not saying that Kise is an incubus, to be fair we don’t really see Lust that sex crazy either

They try to be what people expect them to be not just for self-achievement but also in order to get the things that they want

Kise would probably use his looks to his advantage and would probably use his fangirls for his own benefit- would it be through love-making or not

The same way Solaris (Lust’s fake name) used her seduction skills and tricked Jean into a relationship in order to get information of the Colonel’s plans

They both have that really seductive smirk that you can’t say no to like seriously why are these two so blessed with looks

Kuroko as Selim Bradley- Pride the Arrogant

Now this pair is just perfect in my opinion

They both might look cute and innocent with their small stature and big sparkling eyes but damn these two are forces not to be messed with

You might think that Kuroko wouldn’t be able to do much with his frail body and below average skill set in bball but his passes are way out of your league

Much like Selim’s shadow tendrils that can drag you into the darkness in your sleep with nobody ever finding out

They’re always there lurking in the shadows…just watching you…observing your every movement….always….and you don’t even have a faqing clue that they’re there

SHADOWS- JUST FOR SOME EXTRA EMPHASIS

Midorima as Envy the Jealous

totally did not make the same mistake as the last time with the last pairing shyt

BOTH FAQING TSUNDERE AF

Even though Midorima is a tsundere, I can see him as a very flexible person depending on the situation, much like Envy’s ability to shape-shift in accordance with the needs of the mission

They’re both plants: Midorima=carrot. Envy=palm tree.

Ehh…again I’m sorry for this pair it’s really hard to find tsunderes in the animes I watch

Murasakibara as Sloth the Indolent

Well…they’re both INCREDIBLY LAZY…obviously

Even though they both complain about working and such, they still do manage to get the job done and if pushed too far will end up being dedicated to fulfilling their task and crushing their enemies

Though they’d rather just do it through the quickest way possible with minimum amount of effort

They both are fast when need be (I was about to say have good reflexes but we all know that ain’t true for sloth)

They’re both slow-witted and apathetic, not to mention easily fooled by others

They just wanna chill and not give a fuck about the world aight is that too much to ask?

They’re both huge lol

Kagami as Gluttony the Voracious

Can never be content with their standing and will always seek more- may it be a stronger, more powerful opponent or just…food

I mean have you seen Kagami eating a pile of maji burgers in one sitting? like deyum son

Need I emphasize more on their respective appetites?

They’re both very passionate and can get attached to their partners after enough bonding time though they most of the time rely on them to keep them on the right track- Kagami with Kuroko and Gluttony with Lust

Rather than rationalizing plans and observing the situation first, they both tend to just go straight for the kill when the window of opportunity is open

Tend to get very reckless and easily predictable when angered or annoyed but that’s what they have their teammates for- to get their head in the game

BONUS:

Momoi as Lust the Lascivious

They’re both just so gorgeous that they can easily get away with anything after just looking into your eyes (these lovely ladies are just so perfect who could possibly resist them?)

They prefer to just observe from the sidelines and gather information in order to formulate the perfect plan for world domination

BOOBS

Takao as Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye

HAWKEYE…THAT IS ALL

I just had to okay xD But I can honestly see a bit of Roy Mustang in his mischievousness

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icewingscombined-blog · 7 years

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Chapter 1 - and thus the headaches began

Akashi added Vanilla, Tsundere Carrot, Food, Kisses!~, Ball to the group chat Generation of Miracles

Food: om nom

Kisses!~: WHOA, MURASAKIBARACCHI WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TO TYPE SMTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (」゜ロ゜)」

Tsundere Carrot: Who even uses kaomojis anymore…

Vanilla: akashi-kun, what is this

Akashi: A group chat, of course.

Tsundere Carrot: Why.

Akashi: So I can keep track of you guys.

Kisses!~: AwwwwWW AKASHICCHI LOVES ME--US ALL TOO MUUUUUUUCH-SSU!!!!~ (*^▽^*)

Akashi: And maybe because I want to try this out.

Akashi: I do not love you guys. Especially the most headache-inducing one in this group, Ryouta.

Kisses!~: AKASHICCHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!。：゜(；´∩｀；)゜：。

Vanilla: could it be that akashi-kun has never been in a group chat before?

Akashi: ...

Tsundere Carrot: It’s true-nanodayo.

Akashi: How dare you betray me like this, Shintarou.

Tsundere Carrot: Also, that’s quite a lame chat name-nodayo.

Akashi: What are you calling lame, Shintarou?

Tsundere Carrot: N-nothing-nanodayo! Nodayo, nanodayo…

Ball: pffFFFT EVEN IN A cHAT MIADORIMA TLAKS LIEK THAT???

Vanilla: who is this ‘ball-kun’

Ball: oI MEAN TSETSU U DONT EVEN KNO UR OWN TEMAMTES ANYMOR???

Vanilla: izuki-kun?

Kisses!~: nah i think thats aomine…

Tsundere Carrot: Of course it’s Aomine, who else would it be? He’s the only one missing out of us Teiko people. Also, I doubt Akashi would add Izuki to this chat since we don’t know who he is-nodayo.

Vanilla: but aomine-kun is not my teammate.

Ball: meAN DONT U HAVE anY REsepECT FOR FORMER TEAMMTES???

Vanilla: should i?

Akashi: Yes.

Akashi: At least for me, you should.

Kisses!~: also, midorimacchi…

Kisses!~: wat is up with ur name??? Pfffffft… (*^ิ艸^ิ*)

Tsundere Carrot: Shut up! It was Takao’s idea, not mine!

Akashi: I need to re-meet this ‘Kazunari Takao’ that you speak so often of. Who is this person that can have so much influence over Shintarou’s life?

Vanilla added Tiger Power to the group chat Generation of Miracles

Akashi: Why is Taiga here.

Kisses!~: eek i could feel the glare even from here-ssu (/ω＼)

Vanilla: i was starting to feel overpowered by the others, kagami-kun

Tiger Power: do i even want to be here tho

Vanilla: no most likely not, but please save me.

Kisses!~: wat would u need saving from?

Vanilla: you.

Kisses!~: OIIIIIIIII MEAAAAAAN KUROKOOOOCCHI DONT U LOVE MEEEE-SSU?!!!! .·´¯`(>▂

#kuroko no basket #generation of miracles #kiseki no sedai #kuroko tetsuya #akashi seijuro #aomine daiki #kise ryouta #midorima shintarou #murasakibara atsushi #kagami taiga #chat fic #i regret everything

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