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soyochii · 7 months
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Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr
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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month
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if dick grayson doesn't get an adequate amount of sleep in his exact optimal sleeping conditions, he's the grumpiest guy the whole next day no exceptions
it's the only time you'll see wayne manor functioning like a regular family. everyone being on their toes sets them completely straight + no one's gonna dare start shit unless they have a death wish
alfred sees it as a blessing, everyone else fears for their lives
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theb0nesofmymind · 6 months
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I just wanna get dp’ed once ya know.. for the experience?? Put that shit on my resume
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starch1ldz · 1 month
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Spencer Reid who has been broken and put back together so many times that he doesn't feel like he can be loved, but he knows he can love you, he knows that you love him and if you love him what's not to love?
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scudelia55 · 7 months
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Y’all can say whatever you want, but I freaking miss this era of them
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omatone-dnp · 1 month
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you know how the longer you’re with someone, the more you love them and find them attractive? like they change, maybe their hair goes a little gray and they get some wrinkles and their body goes through changes like gaining/losing weight and they get new haircuts and change up their wardrobe, but you find them even more lovely and attractive? you love every single one of those changes? you know their heart and their soul and that makes them even more beautiful? you can’t believe you get to stay by this person’s side as they grow older?
yeah, that’s dan with phil (and vice versa)
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jeysuso · 1 year
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You scream and howl as I'm taking the first bite, blood on my tongue tastes of eternity.
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absolutelyzoned · 13 days
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who up incorporating killjoy slang into they vocabulary
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megamett44-lover · 7 months
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how am i supposed to marry anyone that isn’t matt sturniolo? this is actually concerning.
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Dream is literally me. I swear to God.
The Sandman: The Wake #74 (1995-1996)
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pastelsnakeyy · 6 months
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No thoughts, just cuddling him like a cat
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theb0nesofmymind · 6 months
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Must be 18 or older to play with this toy (me)
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cherry-bovm · 4 months
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i love tags like girl why are we whispering
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fierce-sims · 3 months
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Estoy perturbado y horrorizado 😦😂 Me niego a creer que Pascal acueste con esa cosa.
I am disturbed and horrified. I refuse to believe Pascal sleeps with that thing.
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accursedgale · 5 months
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I saw @istadris recent post about Mario and Peach and their weapons of choice and while I 100% agree on it I want to offer another voice of weapon for Mario
A claymore
Or any really heavy esc sword. One that takes immense strength to wield. Wielding such a thing wouldnt be an issue for Mario as he’s used to using a hammer as his weapon of choice,the swords only exist as a backup weapon in case a situation can’t be solved via his hammer. A situation that might require some slicing, a thing a hammer and even his hands cannot do!
Mario could also use it defensively, using it to block certain attacks,or using it parry. The whole time he doesn’t break a sweat wielding it as if it’s light as air. He also uses it as a projectile but purely for shock, since most people wouldn’t expect such a heavy item to be able to go flying at them.
Peach absolutely loves watching Mario use it. To her it’s like watching a performance, it’s so fascinating to see such an ordinary man wield such an extraordinary thing! Which perfectly sums up Mario as an ordinary guy who’s capable of extraordinary things.
Mario feels the same way she does when he watches her use her sword.
Sorry if this ended up being a ramble, I really loved the original idea and I had to add on
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livelaughlovefootball · 2 months
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whenever i tell my mother about gavi swift recovering shes just like
"ok 😐😐😐"
LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ok 😐😐😐"????? THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT. LITERALLY MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS AND YOU JUST GO "ok 😐😐😐"?!?!?!?!?
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