#I need to steal your stuff

[conspicuous-clown-car]

considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad

#theyre really profiting off of the fnaf movie when they LITERALLY GOT RID OF ALL THEIR ANIMATRONICS??? #COME ON #do they really need money THAT badly? #and as someone who worked at chuck e cheese for a long ass time #trust me its really bad #cockroaches fucking everywhere #throwup soaked into the carpet #everything is dirty and nasty as fuck because they dont hire enough people to clean everything #has violated several osha rules #all their stuff is cheaply made but overpriced to hell and back #treats their staff horribly (at least at the one i worked at) #getting paid for one job but having to do literally e v e r y t h i n g (in my case) #always understaffed and overworked #the pizza isnt reused tho its actually fresh as fuck #overall terrible place #ESPECIALLY if youre working there #which is why i dont regret stealing over $200 worth of prizes from the prize counter throughout my time there #im still salty about this almost a year later #fnaf #chuck e cheese

[death-limes]

fuckin uuuuuuuuuuh sorry if this is a hot take or anything but “ai art is theft and unfair to the ppl who made the original art being sampled” doesnt suddenly become not true if the person generating the ai art is disabled

and its also possible to hold that opinion WITHOUT believing that disabled ppl are in any way “lazy” or “deserve” their disability or “it’s their fault” or any of that bullshit

i get that disability can be devastating to those who used to do a certain type of art that their body no longer allows in the traditional sense. but physical and mental disability have literally NEVER stopped people from creating art, EVER, in all of history. artists are creative. passionate people find a way.

and even if a way can’t be found…. stealing is still stealing. like. plagiarizing an article isn’t suddenly ethical just bc the person who stole it can’t read, and being against plagiarism doesn’t mean you hate people who can’t read.

the whole ableism angle on ai art confuses the hell out of me, if im honest. at least be consistent about it. if it’s ethical when disabled people do it, then it’s ethical when anyone does it

#lime rants #i think the only ethical way to use ai art is any way in which youre not claiming it as your own work #so like. you wanna generate a funny image to post in the groupchat #or you want some ideas for a piece of art that you ACTUALLY ARE gonna make yourself. but u need inspiration and cant find good extant image #unfortunately theres no way to regulate any of that #i also think theres something fucky about implying that disabled people cant do ANYTHING #even stuff that they historically have been able to do just fine #like ‘well disabled people are just useless so you cant expect them to do anything themselves’ uuuuh #disabled people can absolutely create their own art. they do not need to steal #and even if not that doesnt just make stealing okay

[stimmy--cryptid]

got sent a tiktok where one of our gifs of ourselves was used in the thumbnail + beginning of the video. gentle reminder in case anyone sees this that we're all very uncomfortable with our homemade gifs, esp when it includes us in the video and isnt just of objects, being reuploaded off of tumblr at all :[ ty!!

-🥬

#esp without credit </3 pls dont put your @ over top of one of our homemade gifs #i dont feel too comfy with video/gifs of us being reuploaded off tumblr #we include that disclaimer in all of our homemade gif posts bc of this #ik a lot of people just like. take gifs off pinterest or off stimboards without bothering to check #this is just like a gentle plea to please check the sources on the gifs you use and to properly credit your gifs #theres more to say on this topic than a quick 1am tag rant on a post abt smth else #but theres a really big problem with not checking sources and not crediting within the stim community and especially off of tumblr #like people who just steal off of pinterset and google images and then say 'oh idk i saved this forever ago' or 'its from google' #not to be rude but also fully to be firm its so easy to credit your gifs and sources it takes us maybe 20 minutes at most to link a board #and its so easy when you go in with the intent to link it. just like the posts you download gifs from or open them in another tab #if youre using desktop firefox has such a quick extention to reverse image search and the results will pull up the original post+ #+or the tags on a post that used the same gif to make it so easy to find the original #if youre gonna make stimboards that include someone elses content #be it homemade gifs or gifs you made from someone elses video #or even gifs made of a third party video you downloaded off tumblr or pinterest or google images #you *need* to credit the creator #and respect the boundaries of the creator. #we make sure the stuff we upload on any blog isnt harmful at all. that animals in gifs are respected that creators arent awful that+ #+the video isnt made using generative ai. and like. not saying everyone has to go to those lengths. just that its doable and so easy #theres really no excuse to plagiarize and take a gif someone made of themselves and put your own url on it #even if you made the compilation its so easy to just *also* add the op's url + platform in somewhere else visible on the image #and its also so easy to like. go to the website google images is showing you for the image or reverse search the pinterest post #to make sure the creator is ok with their own video of themselves being posted on tiktok #:/ #not stim #mod talk

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

#original characters #breach #among us #(technically lol) #look i even revealed what their colors would be - as if it wasn't already patently obvious #aside from creation but - uh - ignore them (trust me it's better this way) #meanwhile qīng's color isn't even available which is a Damn Shame #there needs to be a sky blue already ffs #cyan ain't cutting it #if it were an actual lobby qīng would waffle so hard between blue and cyan and would miss his chance to pick either XD #the closest quote to canon is cam's because she REALLY wants a different job and she'll take yours in a fucking HEARTBEAT #meanwhile the closest quote to BECOMING canon is creation's and it is taking all of my willpower to resist their insistence that i allow it #the most incorrect quote of all is definitely blake's - he is so mad at me for drawing this and calling out how he feels about his old job #the biggest lie here is red's - he absolutely thinks about breaking rules and does it a lot more than he'd like to admit #someone give poor tawoos a fucking break - they didn't ask for this #i promise that marisol is more than The Bitchy Sunflower Girl - just give her some time - i promise #alondra has other aspects too but she would be weirdly offended if you tried to assure her that she's more than just Squeaky Mouse Girl #if daruk ever had to go to anger management he would accidentally incite a rage riot just like dan did in that episode of dan vs #ghost i'm sorry but your fashion sense is incomprehensible and i don't even know how i come up with half the stuff i put you in #did blake steal the jacket off of crinklytinfoil's pink/chase from the skeld? absolutely not - he borrowed it cuz those two would be BUDS #these tags are ridiculous #ok im done now

[grainsizedbrain]

Anyways uh crem.e Republic borrower ocs jumpscare. Quick doodle of them but chiffons a borrower form the upper city while mimic is a borrower from the lower city.

#Junipers ocs #Gonna get back on my 3b.elow is cause I read a banger fic w gaylen kr.el #Junipers art #Mimic- “Yknow borrowers down here ain't as nice as in the upper city right?They will steal your stuff if they need to.” #Chiffon- “Oh don't worry! I'm fine with it :D”

[waterbearable]

still working on the suit design but oops! a spidersona.

#my art #spiderverse #he has also asked miguel several times if it's canon that doc ock is evil. they have argued about this. #i'll be so honest i think he is constantly having a crisis as a friendly neighborhood spiderman like. #you steal from an atm bc you need to pay rent. spiderman stops you and doesn't turn you in to the cops. #spiderman scares the shit out of you later that day when he drops off a list of rental assistance programs #and tells you that you should probably write your landlord abt the stuff he's refused to repair.

[craycraybluejay]

Btw if u steal from the poor, ur going to superhell no matter what 😇 hope that helps

#super hell #next time someone tries to steal from me i am going to fucking smack them with the nearest hard and heavy object #idc if u want it or u think ur just being prankster either. leave MY STUFF ALONE #literally go get a concussion so at least ur too sick to put ur dirty hands on other ppls stuff. #i fucking hate people sometimes #what gives you the right #the audacity #to take what isnt yours and not only that to take it when u likely dont need it from someone who does #ill bash yer fuckin head in if i catch you trying to steal from me DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND????? #jfc i wish i lived in a place where i could defend my shit with a gun. none of these bitches trustworthy. fucking thieves #im so angry im so fucking mad im fucking livid #someone let me hit them pretty pls before i decide to break my wall or my hand whichever goes first #and this wall isnt even my fucking wall cuz i cant afford that either #but oh noooo u dont feel like doing ur job #die die die die die

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 13: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should just start crying whilst being robbed in the abandoned barn ...

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(----- tw for mild violence (he gets into sort of a fight) until after the next orange text section in parentheses -----)

Not sure what else to even do, The Adventurer simply collapses into a ball on the floor and starts sobbing, screaming, and rolling about. The hooded figure pauses in confusion at first, but.. apparently is not very sympathetic to his plight.

They rush over, grappling with him as he cries, fighting to pry the backpack out of his hands. The Adventurer continues screeching frantically, and during some of his flailing accidentally swings his arm up, elbowing the hooded figure in the face. They let out an exasperated sigh, knocking him against the wall then firmly yanking him up by the hair, securing their arm around his throat to restrain him as they grab for the backpack. He kicks a few times, struggling, clawing at the hooded figure's arms, but just isn't strong enough to free himself.. There's a thwack and a sudden sharpness in the side of his head, the backpack pulling away from his shoulders, cold ground, and then… nothing at all..…

(------------------- mild violence tw over -----------------) ...............

The Adventurer slowly opens his eyes to a quiet foggy morning.. Tiny particles in the dusty barn air gently flutter to and fro, dancing around in the streams of early sunlight trickling through the slight crack of the front doors. With a groan, he rolls over, suddenly feeling every ache in his body. His head, his wrist, his leg injury from crashing the raft.. He spends a while just laying on his back, watching the dust and gazing hopelessly at the moldy boards of the roof, mustering the strength to sit upright… What can he even do next? He's failed.. His first EVER actual quest of his adventuring career, and he can't even keep a stupid egg safe for more than a few days! What type of adventurer is that?? Maybe he should just give up.. Go back home and do nothing with his life, just as he was meant to... He sighs, turning back onto his side and curling into a ball to sulk even more dramatically. The cat trots over to him to interrupt his swirling thoughts, pawing at his face, then directing him towards a small stack of hay in the corner where... there it is! His backpack!! He scrambles over, immediately digging through to check for his belongings.. To his surprise, everything it still in it's place. His food, his money, all of the cool shiny rocks he's collected so far.. And tucked away in the very bottom, the Mysterious Egg box remains, completely undamaged.. somehow with the egg still inside! And... a note? He shakily unfolds a crisp sheet of pale yellow paper dotted with a few scribbly letters: "I took care of her for you. Be more careful next time. Just get where you have to go."

Well...... He supposes that if there's apparently going to be weirdos following him around anyway, maybe he's lucky at least one of them seems nice. Better than trying to ROB him, at least.. Even if it is a bit creepy. He realizes now that his injuries have been bandaged as well, and that when he woke up, he was wrapped in a blanket, and.. where is the hooded figure? What does the stranger mean that they "took care" of her?? He turns to the cat for answers, as if they'd be able to clear up his confusions, but they simply make a "mrrp!" noise and stare blankly in response. Figuring that it's all far too much to think about first thing in the morning (especially with the headache that he has), he just decides to be thankful he at least still has the egg, and thus can continue on his grand adventure!! He will NOT let himself fail again! Sore and limping but full of renewed motivation, he leaps up (at least as best he can) and continues back onto the road. After walking only a few hours, he comes to a clearing at the top of a large hill, overlooking the next stop on his journey (then double checks the map just to make sure it actually IS the next stop). This is a much bigger area than the previous villages he's been to, possibly large enough to even count as a small city. With a wider variation of shops and attractions available to him than usual, he wonders if he should just take a break and relax the rest of the day.

He's too tired to walk much today anyway, soo.. maybe it'd be good for him to spend some time in a safe public space, doing something to help take his mind off of this morning's drama… But, what should he do?

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Additional Information

the adventurer's current main quest: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has

#paventure posting #poll #polls #choose your own adventure #ERM.. okay I didn't mean to take a 2 week break from doing these. I just got really really busy with Life Things #had various appointments in a row and stuff to sort out. I kept thinking like 'oh I need to get back to that!' and then would be doing #other stuff all day and then at the end of the day just realize that I.. hadn't.. BUT i AM DOING IT NOW!! #I think it's more effective if it's at least once every 1-3 days so that people don't forget the entire story before the next one is out lo #*lol.. but.. alas #Sorry I had to have something bad happen to him. I know I could have made it silly instead like the hooded figure was just like #secretly very sensitive and thinking 'AWW sowwy ur crying #do you want a donut? :(' or something but.. I had to be realistic lol #If some obviously threatening person is coming after you because they want to steal and extremely valuable item from you #for their boss or to sell themselves or whatever. you being vulnerable is just going to give them a chance to take it from you #there are very few instances where realistically that WOULDN'T happen. gbhjb.. #Also note: I did not make up the mysterious person who ''saves'' him as a cop out from giving him actual consequences t #o his actions or something. I know it's convenient - but it does make sense. There have always been multiple people following him ever #since he was at the Inn. Even though the Inkeeper tried to hide it very fast and keep hush hush about it. there were people there #who were alerted to the fact that he has the egg. Mostly two specifically. One of them has always been more benevolent because #they have a different end goal. Which is like.. not extremely benevolent actually ghhjbhbj.. but it makes sense for them to act #benevolent at the moment because they have an interest in seeing that the egg is taken to it's ''proper place''. #The two people following him were not directly connected or working for the same people or anything. But the one who just helped him #obviously was very aware of the other. and the other didn't know about the helpful one. ANYWAY #A stumbling block in the beginning of his grand adventuring journey. hopefully things go better for him from here lol #His injuries are pretty minor but he still feels bad since he's not used to fighting. I think he deserves a relax day #he was already 5 seconds away from crying at any given time. now on top of that he's got bruises and a sprained wrist and a headache #and he's not used to having ever been injured or ''fought'' anyone before so he WILL be being very dramatic about it in his head and #finding every possible chance to mention to anyone who will listen about how he was so so brave and got in such a wild fight #and also feels so so bad and please tell him everything will be okay and oh he is so so so injured *big wet seal eyes* #he IS going to feel sorry for himself for weeks gghbjhb..

[04tenno]

It's a good list of grievances, print them out and nail them to people's doors. But about people making fun of Mine's accent- he's honestly speaking pretty clearly? That scene is still goofy and brings me great joy (obviously), but the awkward dialogue has always been the good bit. It's one of those scenes where there is clearly nothing being said on the other end of the line, and ending a call with Richardson with just "bye"?? Gold. Dogging on his accent alone is not only cringe but also missing the actual funniest part of the entire exchange

EXACTLY... It's about the delivery and the absurdity of the situation... it's about Mine not even giving Richardson enough time to hypothetically respond before moving on to the next thing he wants to say... it's about The JDrama Of It All, of course the rich CEO is bilingual... it's about the fact Richardson speaks Japanese anyway so this was totally gratuitous... it's about Everything Other Than The Accent

#asks #esotericephemera #guy literally delivers his lines with just as much clarity as the actual native speaker anyway the fuck is “the ruff” #also nakamura's not reading them that way by choice. #that IS his accent in real life. just think once before you speak please #unspeakably cringe all around thank u for being sane #ALSO GHSDGSLHGSL @ YOUR OPENER #really i'm split on talking about this stuff publicly #like i'm. kind of embarrassed about the few times i responded to people when i didn't really need to engage and make myself more angry #so. y'know. tumblr is my receptacle. But Is This Wise is what i'm always thinking to myself... #it's at least nice to have the solidarity #ALSO HI KINSEY I DID ABSOLUTELY STEAL SOME OF THIS FROM CONVO WITH YOU AND THE OTHERS <333

[pan-but-meh]

I'm sorry, I'm basically live streaming my thought process as I'm re-listening, but I forgot how sweet Hux was with just Freelancer! Like, just those two audios, season one especially makes me swoon from how sweet and considerate he is. He's, like, best boy and my favorite himbo I'm the whole wide world 🥰

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted damn #redacted huxley #redacted freelancer #redacted listener #redacted bonus romace #(seriously if i could stuff him in my pocket i would lmfao) #(damien respectfully imma need fo steal your bf) #rant #asmrist fangirl signing off

[vvizardz]

I think one of my biggest self insert oc/sona artist dreads is making designs based after my own physical appearance and someone genuinely comes forwards to say "you stole my oc/you stole my design" Do I just go up to all the mirrors and cameras in my home and smash them as punishment then? It sounds like a plan but I don't think it's the correct one...herrrm

#9/10 someone is not stealing from you #never been that 1 either with other's designs lmao #why would I need to? #I'm an artist with a creative mind and I can make design choices for myself #have an appropriate calm conversation with someone and NOT blow up and make assumptions that fuel your anxiety even more #you need to learn how to be a safe individual online but ALSO not treat everyone as a threat and be a condescending ass #btw this post isn't about anything recently with me it's just in my head from seeing other stuff on twitter from another much bigger artist #people are way too mean to strangers and it's honestly so exhausting #we may have glanced at each other in a hallway several moons back but don't act like I know the numbers on the back of your debit card #your memory means nothing in my brain #ya know? #I am more closed off than ya think lmao

[stinkrascal]

we finally got a netflix account and i am so beyond happy you guys. now i can rewatch breaking bad but this time theres more than 5 pixels on the screen

#netflix will now become my rewatching breaking bad subscription service #if theres any good netflix shows please lmk!! i need recs #but dont recommend me cringe stuff like if one if you people says ‘watch Lucifer 😍’ i’ll come to your house and steal your food

[floral-hex]

Moved into this apartment and only had 1mbps internet, which is… bad. good luck watching anything.

Called yesterday and they said they could only pump it up to 7.5mbps due to the building’s wiring, which is a tiny bit better and I suppose I’ll take what I can get for now just so I can actually use the internet.

A few hours later, I’m now sitting on a whopping 768kbps plan at $40 a month, which is absolute bullshit! WHAT!? I didn’t even know you could get internet that slow! What happened?? I might as well go back to dial-up. And $40! Is that my idiot tax for trusting them?

Just give me decent internet, please, I beg you 😫

#ok but 768kbps at $40 a month is practically stealing from people right? I’m not alone in thinking that right? #I’m basically crawling in an unloadable hell scape and paying them $40 for the privilege #should say that the 1mbps was actually FREE bc of a government subsidy or something like that #so I’m going half that slow ass speed at a ridiculous mark-up #AT&T fucking sucks #they said ‘restart your router at 2pm and your new plan should be in effect’ and I did and nothing has loaded since #gonna try and fix this tomorrow I hope #I’ve just been using my phone’s data for internet these past few weeks #which thankfully is unlimited and pretty zippy #but I want real home wifi so I can stream shows and stuff #I know I can make a hotspot with my phone but that’s so many extra steps when they could just I dunno GIVE ME FUCKING DECENT INTERNET #I’m sorry I know this is boring to 99% of my mutuals #I’ve been sick today and my head hurts and I’m grumpy #and I’ve been extra grumpy knowing I have a good reason to be grumpy (i.e. this internet) #I’m full of righteous grumpiness #and not much else… I need to eat #you can ignore this #text

[apawture]

If you're security and are the one protecting the millions of dollars worth of tech and information, you can't even LOOK at a soft chair or a tissue box without getting in trouble, but the blue badges who treat us like shit get to make a trash fire of the place and it's fine. Celebrated even! And then we get blamed for it. Fuck offffff oh my god

#waaahhh im a blue badge im so special and important i need you to say hello to me every time i walk by and ill ignore you but if you dont y #our fucking fired #get over yourself!! salaried fucks #they have zero dress code and have couches and beer amongst the office stuff #you cant touch their food but they can steal yours and theres nothing we can do about it??? #im gonna start eating drywall im so mad about amazon all the time

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

For dating game: Donna Noble for a non Mash option from something I'm pretty sure I've seen you reblog stuff from, BJ, and Klinger

I can't believe I got 2 Donnas for this game and neither were the MASH one haha. And yes I AM a Doctor Who fan but like with Twin Peaks I'm only a shallow fake one because I only feel really passionate about RTD era :( sowwy again. I'm 0 for 2 today. But at least I didn't skip MASH s1-3 AND I didn't skip the 9th Doctor AND I read Laura's diary + Dale Cooper's tapes. So now everyone has to give me a little headpat and forgive me and say they're not mad at me thank you <3

Donna Noble

I couldn’t handle Donna QwQ I couldn’t match her energy it’s very sad :( I feel like I would do the exact opposite of what the Doctor did for her in terms of bringing out her most amazing qualities. And I do really try to highlight and praise the qualities of people in my life!! I just don’t know if I could help her reach her full potential. Which sounds like one of those weird therapy-talk approaches to relationships but unfortunately sometimes when you really admire someone you actually do start thinking about things like “am I supporting her journey effectively” and all that. But this is just a date right so it can just be a casual thing. I feel like Donna is someone with whom I could straight up be like Hey so I was never socialized properly and your last relationship ended comically terribly so do you want to like try practicing dating with each other? I think it could be fun! And then eventually she could move on to find happiness with Mr. Temple :)  

Wait actually sorry quick tangent if Donna doesn’t remember the Doctor what does she think happened to her fiance from way back when. Does she. Does she remember the giant alien spider or. Hang on--

BJ Hunnicutt

BJ Hunnicutt is the human equivalent of Disneyland. Everybody in the entire nation is absolutely obsessively feral over it it’s sooo beautiful it’s sooo fun you just HAVE to experience it it’s a quintessential expression of the American dream blah blah blah. But I will never attend this overpriced (constantly borrowing money) and overcrowded (too much competition from the rest of Mashblr) theme park. I do not care for its fastpass system (willingness to cheat on his partner) or its uninspiring coaster design (anger issues), and I am further offended to hear of the constant introduction of cost-cutting measures that harm visitor experience (growth of mustache). Not even the prospect of purchasing a fully functioning Cogsworth clock (chance to join the Punnihawk polycule) is enough to tempt me. It’s not happening. I am going to Dollywood (Maxwell Klinger).

Maxie my beautiful girl Maxie whomst is so very adored by me

My wife my kitten my sweet snuggly wuggly good time gal. My Dollywood. Know that I love and adore Maxwell for eternity <3

BUT. I must love her from afar because I couldn’t in good conscience waste her time when I figure there must be a more compatible match out there, ya know? Like, I know hardly anything about baseball and I wear the same clothes every day and I don’t eat red meat so I can’t even share those beloved hotdogs. Max deserves the Best as I’m sure we all agree, and we know he wants a serious long term partnership. I want the same thing, so I know that such a lifelong, committed relationship should be with someone who finds themself more easily compatible with Max’s tastes and interests.  

On an unrelated note, Charles sure seemed to get super into baseball in War For All Seasons, huh? :) And we know he cares a lot about his clothes, as we see him hiring a personal tailor at least once! :) And he was surprisingly eager to get to share in Max’s hotdog delivery in The Grim Reaper, too! :) So many random fun facts in this world \^w^/

#sorry 4 slipping in unwanted shipping content right under the wire like a youtuber rushing through a last minute plea to like and subscribe #I couldn't help it your honor :| #Asks that make you wrack your brains for 10 minutes straight only to give up and google what Donna's husband' first name is. It's Shaun. #I wonder if we'll see more of him in the New Content I am legit Excite wahoo #Starky loves answering questions #marley-manson #sorry for being so dismissive of BJ :/ it will happen again #also Idk if that joke made any sense. does anyone here still remember Vriska (Vriska). #mash #THE COGSWORTH CLOCK IS REAL BTW BUT IT'S $80 >:((( FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I NEED TO STEAL HIM #HE BELONGS WITH ME!!!!! #also to be clear I've never been to disneyland obvs lmao I'm just a Jenny Nicholson / Defunctland enjoyer #I loooove watching stuff about the disney parks being bad and failing I know it's dumb and petty #but it's the only source of vengeance I get in this life #BTW did you know DOS purchased a house that used to belong to Walt Disney. idk if it was like on purpose or anything but he did #king shit I think. I hope he had crazy gay sex there. for petty reasons but also just cause he deserved that obviously. #The fact that literally anyone follows this blog and chooses to see these posts is a Bible level fucking miracle. #THANKS FOR THE ASK <3

[craycraybluejay]

bothering absolutely everyone i know to procrastinate writing the thing i really want to write rn

#im not my worst enemy but definitely one of them #look. if i had dilaudid rn we would not have this problem #id be content nestling into the bed and writing about drug abuse while high on my fav #but when im not high i need other stimulation which means bothering ppl and having sex #and occasionally just fucking shit up cuz why not #fight fuck get high the trio of God Im So Bored I Might Explode #nothing keeps me stimulated enough #i like managerial tasks tho getting stuff done contents me a little #i also like to be painfully unfiltered bc that gets the most dramatic reactions #i might be able to filter myself more if i tried but then id get bored enough to die #so yes want to see my creepyass collections? no? r u scared? yay! r u excited? yay me too! #lets party! lets pull a prank! lets get high and do a cuddle puddle! #i love the hate. i love the excitement. i love pain and i love pleasure and i love when my filterlessness makes people lose theirs #oh look at you! that face youre making! pure disgust joy wonder hate something! beautiful! #i love when people get real. #*shaking* LETS STEAL SOMETHING TOGETHER FRIEND! LETS KILL EACH OTHER!