#I need to use the sleep

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Fentons family's guide Section on being an evil assistant to a supervillain

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Fentons family's guide to being an evil assistant to a supervillain

Guide by Jazmin Fenton in case of employment with a supervillain.

Being an evil assistant or henchmen is surprisingly a very stable source of an income stream all things considered.

You just need to find a boss. A as in singular it's very important, who is pathetic and or stupid enough to constantly have their large scale plan failing even without the hero's Involvement.

And while their large scale plan for taking over the world with a weapon of mass destruction could be feasible if only they didn't think to actually use it. Using it to threaten the world leaders for sway is the correct way. It is the most unused method the one being used most is the method of actually using the weapon of mass destruction for mass destruction.

You as the evil assistant then have the responsibility to make sure that the villain doesn't/ can't use said device to destroy the world. The heroes can help. Later then take the blame for the failure absolving you of involvement.

Being a good evil assistant is babysitting the evil boss.

_________________________________pg 9___

"Oh man never thought I'd actually need to use the 'Fenton guide' Jazz made me." Danny mumbled quietly and heaved a sigh of relief when he had found it among his hastily packed together bag.

Jazz had been the one making both of their emergency bags when she had told him about the guide. He hadn't appreciated it then now he truly did now with everything going on.

God he missed Jazz so much. He wanted to see her so badly he wanted to hold her hand like when they were kids. He really wanted her hand to squeeze his back in reassurance that everything was going to be fine.

Danny tried holding back his sobs at the thought. He couldn't stop the mist in his eyes or his hands shaking holding the little booklet.

But he wanted her safe and far away from everything even more. He wanted his friends to be safe with his sister. It didn't matter if he had to be far away working getting those crystals every way he could think of. His friends and sister needed money to keep them safe, hidden and taken care of. They needed that money and crystals and if Danny had to choose between his morals and fright he would always choose his true family. Morals be damned.

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He hadn't expected the costume to be so good in quality. That had surprised him the most the second being how easy it would be getting a job with villains. Turns out working as an "meta" henchmen who knew everything from fighting to logistics and machinery was a rarity in this dimension. Who would have guessed it with all the metas and enhanced humans going about? And omg they even have aliens in this dimension!

Getting the money for the crystals had been going surprisingly smoothly. Everything had been going so smoothly that of course it had to be ruined! The villain Danny was working for had gotten noticed and promptly got beat. Which meant he didn't have an employer anymore at least until a breakout was orchestrated. So no more job until then.

And Danny had finally managed his way to the middle hierarchy in that organization! Now he would need to go looking for evil henchmen positions again! It wasn't even a good season to go looking for openings in other organizations.

Damn it that bat furry in Gotham and his flock of birds. Don't they get how hard it is for a henchmen to find descant work!?

Maybe he should go with the duo villain and assistant type next time.

Thank you so much for reading I hope it was enjoyed!

Danny in the lair after having saved his villain boss from Batman after said villain had their scheme blown up in their face. Danny knew the plan would fail miserably but at this point he didn't care. He stopped trying to help when it came to schemes ages ago.

+Some art

Idk if I've posted this idea before but I've had this thing bouncing around in my head for a while.

#dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #danny fenton #Danny Fenton in Shego outfit working #he needs them money's #Evil henchmen/ assistant Danny #fanfic? #Danny getting work done #it surprises the rogues of Gotham #Red hood totally wants him for work reasons only (^ ^) #I need to use the sleep #Danny surviving on coffee and spite

[passivedecept]

Maybe kinda weird but there is One (1) thing i really dislike in the Danny Phantom fandom.

The Obsession Fanon.

Because I believe it takes away some very important characteristic from Danny.

If you make his so-called 'obsession' protection you take away something very important.

The fact that he choose to do it.

He choose to help people. He continues to choose it no matter what. He still helps the people who bully him.

Why? Because as he said in an episode. No one else will.

He is a good person and by just saying he has to because of an "obsession" I feel like you destroy that part of his character.

If you make his 'obsession' space you also take something away. As he mentioned he wanted to be an astronaut. By making it an obsession you take away this thing he loved. Because you end up 'forcing' him to love it because he has to to survive because of 'obsession'

Sure. The ghosts have a theme but they are more than that. Sure Ember has her music thing but she still dates and does other stuff. Youngblood plays games but he is a young kid.

What would you even give Johnny and Kitty? Love? With all the arguements they have?

I dont like the Obsession thing that Fanon seems to be convinced about is Canon and I will die on this hill.

And no. It isnt Canon. As far as I remember (and I watched the show three times but i may misremember some stuff) it was never truly mentioned as obsession. You have ghosts who have goals but the humans also have goals and you dont call that obsessions.

These ghosts are just bored out of their minds and decide to do ghost stuff and cause trouble because of that or to gain more power.

Ember doesnt sing because she wants to be a popstar. She straight up is a popstar because she gained more power from people knowing her name. (An example I know of the top of my head)

Just. Really dislike the fandoms obsession with Obsessions.

Okay that is all. 1am rant over.

#Danny Phantom #danny fenton #obsessions #rant time #how do you know the fandom has been around for a long time? #when fanon stuff gets confused for canon #i just see so many crossovers where obsessions are treated as fact and i am kinda tired of it #cores arent even canon #neither is danny as ghost king #so much has sneaked in to the fandom canon at this point #but this one bothers me because it takes away an in my eyes inportant part of danny's character #1 am rant over now #i need to use the sleep #danny phantom

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

...so no one told chris carter about menopause, huh

#txf #x files #deceive. inveigle. obfuscate. #my struggle iv #i think i will probably enjoy the post-series implications of this just as soon as i get over my knee-jerk genesis 18:12 reaction #but at the moment im. whooo boy. idek. ??? #i realize this is the x files. i realize it's hardly the most bizarre thing that's happened on this show. #but i guess it feels a bit like cheating? very convenient #'we lost our son' 'oh that's ok i have another in my pocket' #idkkkk man #further thought required #i need to use the sleep

[savybaby666]

Sorry for all my reposts of New Vegas but it’s Boone loving hours

#Craig Boone #fnv #fallout #boone #dead wife #i can’t help it #it happens at odd hours of the night #I need to use the sleep

[smallsadchild]

Okay this is dumb and not thought out but I love the concept of Chuuya not knowing that baby teeth are a thing. Like babe spawned in as a full 8 year old. So at some point kid had to learn the horrifying knowledge that at some point kids just… lose all their teeth and new ones grow. Like did he just begin losing teeth randomly and start freaking out? Did the Sheep let him know what was happening or did it happen before he met them? Did he have all his baby teeth to begin with anyway?

OR ALTERNATIVELY

Chuuya already has all his adult teeth as an 8 year old. Cut to later when interacting with a child (could be his own if you wanna go that route) and the kid shows him their wiggly tooth and he’s just… so confused. Freaks out and thinks everyone’s pranking him when they tell him “oh yeah kids teeth just fall out at some point, don’t worry they’ll grow new ones.” “Yeah it’ll bleed a bunch but there’s big teeth underneath the little teeth, hidden in the gums, that’ll slowly burst up through the gums to fill the space.” I mean…it sounds SO fake, and of course everyone’s teasing him just a little with it. Dazai makes up some complete bullshit about it all, or tries to convince him the tooth-fairies real or some shit. Chuuya finally looks it all up and finds the creepy x-rays of a child’s mouth, or those terrifying kids skulls with all the teeth exposed. (Literally just look those up on google images and you’ll see what I’m talking about. As long as you don’t think it’ll bother you too much.)

Sorry this is very rambling, but I love the concept of Chuuya just… lacking info on random things that you learn as a child. This could also be applied to Sigma too, who would probably be MORE horrified at the concept of “baby teeth” and “adult teeth.” Chuuya has at least probably broken or lost a tooth in a fight or something. And he’s got some major experience with body horror. Also did Chuuya learn about puberty from a bunch of other kids??? Mori? (Oof) Hopefully Kyouyou but even that’d be pretty uncomfortable (maybe the Flags? I don’t know much about them yet but that seems like it’d be a good option.) Ah, well, a question for another time perhaps, as my head hurts, and I am in need of the sleep.

#ramblings #the human body is a carnival of horrors #baby teeth #adult teeth #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd sigma #bsd nakahara chuuya #uh are these #bsd spoilers #I don’t recall how much of his backstory is in the anime #not that I’ve actually read 15 or stormbringer yet anyway but #nakahara chuuya #wait is sigma in the anime yet??? #stormbringer spoilers #probably #i need to use the sleep

[gayvampyr]

im so tired everything feels incoherent to me

#i don’t understand things rn #i need to use the sleep

[dragon-seahorse]

I need more cartoon and anime bats in my life I need them so badly p

#Ds the knight blogger #i need to use the sleep #But like...if yall know any bats in media let me know plea 🥺? #I know of Bartok and Batty Koda from ferngully #And the one from the Great Mouse Detective

[wishful-thinkment]

me: maybe i'm not that tired

also me: enters phone number into calculator, wonders why it's not ringing

#i need to use the sleep

[icarus-suraki]

My brothers, Timas and Thomathy.

#i need to use the sleep

[scp-113]

thought you had changed your icon to an osmosis jones oc before my logical brain kicked in

IM TOO SICK RN HOMIE I CANT HANDLE THIS LMAOOOhelp

#drix ball oc #i love the internet #i need to use the sleep #y-lisse #askthedemon

[emberoops]

alright its bed time for the ember. good night. 

#i need to use the sleep

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

When you’re to tired to focus on anything and you know you need to sleep but your brain is restless and won’t shut up long enough for it to happen

#why do I always get the most energy to DO THINGS when I most need a full nights rest #insomniac #adhd #I need to use the sleep #but my brain is an angry toddler fighting it all the way

[foxgloveinspace]

Sometimes I regret my curiosity, like right now when I decided to look and see what ships where in the Emperor’s New Groove tag.

#very much so #what in the fuck lmao #I need to use the sleep

[clover-mouse]

the grassy gnoll had me thinking about a mossy rock … mossy .. statue?

so here is a gargoyle i’ve doodled up. he’s my son

#art #ID in alt text #fantasy art #fantasy character design #umm not gonna tag this dnd because technically it isn’t but #i had the thought to maybe play this fellow and use the warforged race for the function #they’re an animated statue who doesn’t sleep or eat or anything #they were born yesterday so everyone needs to be nice to them

[nimthirielrinon]

As someone who has both, where does the autism end and the ADHD begin? Are they really two different things, or is the overlap just a coincidence? Am I just “neurodivergent “, rather than two separate things at the same time?

#adhd #autism #I need to use the sleep

[dragon-seahorse]

I love VRChat so much cause like where else can I play as Leonardo Watch from blood blockade battlefront while my roommate is Mao Mao from Mao Mao heroes of pure heart and search for cinnamorolls all over a cartoony map??? Not many places that I'm aware of!

#Ds the knight blogger #i need to use the sleep #But like that was a lot of fun I love my boy cinnamoroll so much