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lazylittledragon · 1 month

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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

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p4nishers · 5 months

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can't believe tom hiddleston ACTUALLY interrupted the interviewer to say "one last thing, i think mobius is loki's friend and i don't think loki has ever had a friend before" like king. i love how u felt the need to add that truly

#he's so PASSIONATE about them oh my god like im sorry but w sylki he was literally STRUGGLING to put sentences together and get his meaning #across but with loki he's literally just. rambling for a full five minutes barely taking a breath like he's so likes them together SO much #him interrupting the interviewer after half of a minute was so funny like u can see he's not paying any attention he needs to get this one #little thing in and what he says is just so sweet and i really love how he emphasis that mobius is loki's first friend basically every time #he talks about them bc he knows how very important this relationship is to loki and he wants to get that across. bbg always pulling thru for #us he's a real one #loki season 2 #loki series #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki #tom hiddleston

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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epic fail <3

#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3 #howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign*#all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh...#while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck #cause realistically he probs would be #i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance #he's constantly tripping over himself #luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway!#either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says #both are Amusing!#scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #theyre both Such Disasters in my mind #like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair #and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it'#babes you did Not. you didn't <3 #I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-

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blueskittlesart · 3 months

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someday when you're in college you may be registering for classes and see a 'TBD' next to the professor category on a class you're required to take. and you will hear a little voice in your head saying 'just take the class anyway, it can't be that bad. surely the school i'm putting myself in debt to go to wouldn't hire someone who doesn't know how to teach.' that voice is the devil. do not listen

#RIPS MY FUCK>ING HAIR OUTTTTT #WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH PUTS A TWENTY MINUTE TIMER ON FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL PERSON'S CRITIQUE. IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS A GOOD IDEA #i already complained about this to everuone who knows me bc it happened last night but i just had a 1.5 hour crit and it reignited my rage #because why did TEN PEOPLE take us FIVE HOURS TO GET THROUGH CRIT. WHYYYYYYYYYYY #torture. literal psychological torture is what i experienced last night. for real #and tonight i had a very similar crit with the same amount of people with a different prof and it took ONE AND A HALF HOURS.#LIKE GOD INTENDED.#jesus christ. do not go to art school #personal

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neuvifuri · 6 months

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crazier than ever about neuvifuri btw

#genshin spoilers #in the tags #he watched his partner of 500 years kill herself (both furina putting her hand in the water and focalors actually succeeding #focalors and furina are individual enough to be considered different people #but also close enough that their relationship with neuvillette is inextricably connected #i don’t think you can rightly say he has this relationship with one and that with the other IMO #focalors he knew for like five minutes and furina 500 years; his opinions of one are going to color his opinions of the other #because they are the same person they’re also not :)#genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #focalors #<- gonna keep a separate tag for her i think #mine💫#neuvifuri #neuvalors #focalette #focallette

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 5 months

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just in class, being completely normal when my professor clicks to the next slide in her presetation and

wait a damn minute.

THE CAST OF THE 2009 NBC SITCOM COMMUNITY??? what are they doing in the middle of a presentation about culturally responsible music pedagogy 🤨🤨🤨

(read like that one neil gaiman falafel tiktok audio)

#I know it’s bc the slide is titled ‘building Community’ but I was still NOT expecting the referebce #I lost my mind in the middle of class #not super outwardly but I was like 😨😨😨 at the screen for the next five minutes #I talked to my professor afterwards and she loves the show 💯#that’s TWO of my professors now that I know are community fans #(I have like 16 professors this semester so that’s not a huge percentage but still!!!)#anyway later she put up a gif of snoopy and I said ‘oh my god! it’s snoopy! that’s my friend!’ out loud and the whole class laughed lmfao #I know I know I’m so cool and funny haha Laugh Harder.#okay I think my tags are disproportionately and annoyingly long enough I’ll stop jow #community #nbc community #community nbc #abed’s uncontrollable queue-mas

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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i wanna put core four in a murder on the orient express situation except it's hard because like. none of these guys would willingly get on a train. three out of four can just go nyoom! and the fourth would absolutely spend the entire time he's on a train griping that he's not driving the redbird to wherever they're going instead. he's got his hand on the glass gazing longingly out the window at a highway overpass by the train tracks. he's grumbling watching cars on the highway go faster than the train goes. he's scuffing his feet on the floor and muttering darkly about how he doesn't need to be here because he has a car. he's not pouting okay he's brooding. stop saying he's pouting bart he's BROODING. there's a difference okay :(

#rimi talks #someone gets murdered and cassie is like hey tim can you stop pouting about your car and be useful for FIVE MINUTES--#youre a detective arent you. start detecting or whatever :/#but again like what are kon cassie and bart even doing on a train. putting bart on a train is like cruel and inhumane #unless they have really good train snacks i guess #core four #tim #kon #cassie #bart

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lowpolybread · 3 months

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surprise crowley

#art #good omens #mailing something to my friend. why not put him in there too #gomens #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #crowley #bread stuff #sliced bread #artists on tumblr #etc etc. lol #aziracrow #i did this in five minutes in order to acheive the wet rat look #no pencil we die like men

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months

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a koi pond for your dash:

❀ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ༄ ❀ 𓆝 𓆟 ༄ ❀ 𓆞 𓆝 ❀ ༄ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

#our pond thawed so i sat beside the water today and watched the fish #i wish everyone as beautiful and peaceful a moment as that today ♡#i dont have a koi pond btw judt a farm pond that a neighbor put goldish in like twenty years ago #they thrived tho and they're pretty like koi fish #im planning to add water lilies to it this year and maybe some other pretty ornamental plants around it idk #also a bench hopefully bc rn you have to sit in an uncomfy rock lol #anyway #still a nice place to hang out im just planning to make it nicer when i have the money for landscaping #im considering adding some actual koi to it bc i read they can coexist w goldfish really well bc they're both carp #but idk i assume they eat more so maybe they would outcompete the goldslfish #also they eat the baby goldfish so maybe not :(#they should crossbreed tho #i think #so maybe i'll just grt one or two koi and see what happens #anywayyy #they're so pretty and peaceful to watch 😌#my only complaint is its a bit of a hike to the pond #either like five minutes down a suuuuper steep hill or twice as long walking around the hill and back up by the road which is less steep #also you cant really see the pond from the house bc its far away and surrounded by dense brush #alas #these are good problems to have tho #and for safety reasons its good actually that the pond is far from the house and a bit annoying to get to #bc little kids could def have a terrible accident if it was just in the yard or something #bc its really deep #im not the best w these emojis but i wanted to make something cute

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natade-art · 1 year

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thank you to ollie for putting never love an anchor in his ace playlist resulting in my making this amv

#portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #ASL brothers #one piece #amv #portgas d rouge #i put as much rouge in here as i could with her like five MAX minutes of screentime

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crehador · 6 months

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i haven't gotten a recording of it yet but something else that's hilarious to me is reverse 1999 was like "we need players to know sonetto is italian. no it isn't enough to name her sonetto. we must make her do 🤌 this"

#crab plays #reverse 1999 #the first time she did it i had to put the game down for like five minutes just to laugh #(exaggerating but)

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kamari2038 · 4 months

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Now that I've *mostly* cleared my head, A FEW THOUGHTS:

(1) Hank is really frickin’ passionate about the deviant cause. When Connor LETS HIM DIE to try and save the deviants, he’s mildly pissed but they’re still friends. But when my man is just DOING HIS JOB AND TRYING TO SAVE HUMANITY, Hank is not only aggressive, but so hostile that Connor can BEG FOR HIS LIFE, try to reason with him, point out the irony of believing all androids are alive yet still denying Connor’s personhood, but if Connor doesn’t have the heart to murder Hank first, then Hank will DANGLE AND THEN DROP HIM OFF THE EDGE OF A BUILDING EVEN IF HE LITERALLY SAVED HANK’S LIFE MULTIPLE TIMES EARLIER IN THE GAME (which is that much more traumatizing for my head canon of this Connor, which is that it took him an unusually long time to die after falling from the rooftop in hostage)

(2) Hank must fully expect that Connor is secretly a deviant and send him to Jericho with the full expectation that Connor will join the deviants, because otherwise this scene makes no dang sense.

Y’all, I still love Hank, but I am PISSED OFF about this. Just a reminder that he’s still only human and kind of messed up, I guess. Clancy Brown scares the SHIT out of me now. That look of helplessness and betrayal on Connor's face as he's held on by his coat above the ledge will haunt me forever.

#I spent like five hours making all these posts because I needed to get it out of my system #I'm so emotionally affected by this plus the coffee I drank to work on my final paper #I couldn't sleep for more than fifteen minutes last night #put that off until pulling an all nighter until the deadline at 8am because I HAD to do this first #oops #dbh connor rk800 #dbh connor #detroit become human #dbh spoilers #dbh hank #dbh hank anderson #connor and hank

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todayisafridaynight · 1 month

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