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#I really need a job
sunbitesworld · 1 year
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I don't know if my writing is that good but I'm going to start putting it out there more in a job sense.
So if you know any game devs who need a writer, I humbly ask you to send them my way or give me their contact info <3
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sewagepigeon · 3 months
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do you think if I put “Papa’s Burgeria (Level 99+, Rank: Better than Papa!)” on my CV, mcdonalds will hire me?
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oblivion-wonderlust · 5 months
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I SWEAR TO GOD WHY DOES EVERY ENTRY LEVEL POSITION REQUIRES APPLICANTS TO HAVE 3 YEARS EXPERIENCE USING ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE
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spilledkaleidoscope · 8 months
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POV your partner finally believes you about those 24 voices in your head but somehow it still doesn't absolve you of responsibility, damn it
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thepriceofsurvival · 16 days
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This is very unfinished but I needed everyone to see the vision I had
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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.
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godforbidfate · 2 months
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FROM THE DESK OF TAYLOR SWIFT Chairman, The Tortured Poets Department (2006-2024)
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pearlskreen · 1 year
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after being in college for 7 years, I am finally fucking graduating this weekend. 
I cannot believe that, at all. I genuinely thought I was going to kill myself before I even saw the end of college at all...so it’s like what the fuck do I do now...
I’ve been applying to jobs like nobody’s business and I’m waiting to hear back from one right now and it’s literally killing me, how do people do that shit. I hate working on other peoples time and I just wish I could walk the fuck in there and demand they tell me an answer, lmfao.
Anyway all of this to say that IF I do get this new job, I will finally never have to worry about making ends meet again. I would go from making $600 a month to almost 2,000. It’s insane to me to think that I could have savings???? Idk how to even begin thinking about that shit. 
I REALLY HOPE I HAVE GOOD NEWS SOON. I just needed to get this shit off my chest because the unknown literally eats me up inside, and I hate waiting. I’m just being a bitch rn
hopefully I’ll come back and update the post haha. 
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rocketsandstuff · 1 year
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guys i had a job interview today pls send good employment vibes tyty ❤️
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saebaragi · 2 years
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deep down, instead of doing something, i just want to... do nothing in peace
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deadtower · 10 months
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SO YOU WANT TO GET HIRED IS NOW LIVE ON ITCHIO! :D
This thirty-page guide is specifically written to help you navigate the world of working-class jobs. In it, I break down what to put in your resume (even if you have no experience at all!), how to dress for the interview, how to play the very confusing and nonsensical world of the working-class interview, and what happens after you drag yourself out of the crucible of the interview on your hands and knees.
It's helpful! It's for those of us who want to know how to get hired for something as menial as a food runner! It's not that long, so you don't need to carve out several hours to in-depth research! It's got jokes — and Brian David Gilbert references!
Please reblog to help reach as many people as possible, because sometimes we all need a little help adulting, and I'm here to share what I know with you, no judgment.
(If you want to make sure I am not forced to be victim to website fees, you can always just send me $3 on Ca$h@pp/V3nm0 (deadtower) or P@yp@l (paypal.me/deadtower) and email me at [email protected] with your username/when you sent the money, and I can send you the PDF that way! Also, if you can't afford it, no worries! Just shoot me an email and I'll send it to you discounted to as low as $1, or for free, depending on your financial situation. I want everyone to have access to the resources they deserve. <3)
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realstrap · 1 month
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03/22/2024
Help me get to a job interview!!!
It's scheduled for the 26th and I need ppe and uber money, this is huge and is needed ASAP!!
Securing this employment opportunity means we won't have to struggle as much to survive, but i need to get there to make sure it happens!
Anything helps!!
$80 needed
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
VM: wildwotko
Dm for p@y pal
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measuringbliss · 2 years
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People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.
He's an adult and he can make his own choices.
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a-strange-little-one · 3 months
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The Furies
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junotter · 9 months
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All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.
Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.
In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.
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Lots of “rip to Jonathon Harker but I’m different” posts going around the Dracula daily tag. I’m here to say that I’m NOT different and if I was in a foreign country where everybody was on their knees crying begging me not to go visit a haunted castle I would in fact visit that haunted castle even faster. YES I would regret it YES I would get killed by vampires YES my curiosity is my fatal flaw but at least I wouldn’t have to live through the whole train ride back across Europe second-guessing whether the locals where gaslighting me or not
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