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#I regret everything
celesterayel · 4 months
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ikk lukes the villain and whatever but atp its the casting directors fault, rick knew what was going to happen. you mean to tell me, your gonna dangle a cute hot mf with dimples and curly dark hair in front of me and just expect me not to cave? im weak!!!!! i literally simped over this cutie during his diary of a future president period bc teenage me knew what was up, i regret nothing sorry Percy bby and Annie my love <33333
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al-w0onder · 8 days
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Tiktok trend, slenderverse / creepypasta community, i'm so sorry
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guess who wrote a fanfic for duolingo and bob the builder
construction man fucks an owl (emotional) - dead_circus_clown - Duolingo [Archive of Our Own]
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kabra-malvada · 2 years
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I'm sorry-
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themanfromeire · 23 days
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Sirius: when the doctor told me that some people got a tummy ache from taking antidepressants, I laughed.
Sirius: I thought to myself 'what type of fucking loser gets a tummy ache?'
Sirius, near tears and lying in a ball on the ground: it's me. I'm the fucking loser
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sl8tersstuff · 1 month
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There’s never a day where I don’t ask myself if I could’ve done something different,
If I could just be different.
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divinit1 · 13 days
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Saw this picture on pintrest
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And had a chat w/ a friend and was like, what if beel and itto did one of those gross food challenges. So...
My creation!!!
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perpetualmushrooms · 2 months
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Flashback to when i drew this fucking thing on mspaint for pookie on discord.
I don't deserve to be able to draw.
I might do a Jam version/more ships though....
(parody of this)
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fisheyezzz · 2 months
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tomorrow is the strike so im here to say happy early birthday to quirina aka q . this is my first ever drawing of yhem i made on February 18th of 2023 worst mistake of my life
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IN THE NAME OF THE PEPPERONI, I WILL PUNISH YOU!
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In a moment of sheer boredom, I give you Sailor Peppino. I both regret and do not regret everything...
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nightshiftshenanigans · 3 months
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HELLO YALL!!!!! Surprise🎉 My first MHA fic!!!!
I must preface this by saying writing this was a 2.5 hour long fever dream. And yet, I think this is the most proud of a fic I’ve ever been??? I really hope y’all enjoy, but please dear gawd read the tags. I beg of you. She be small, but she packs a punch😳
Anyway, I hope y’all enjoy🥰
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milkandbrownies33 · 5 months
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Can you draw Billy Lenz pregnant/j
Suffer.
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anyways heres a normal drawing of him i
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I haven't drawn this ugly stinkass for a long time :(((( the way i drew him changed so much
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icedmetaltea · 6 months
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My toxic trait is when playing Subnautica, referring to like any leviathan as "guy", "girl" or "dude" and when I see the shadow of one descending upon me I freak out to my friend and go "THERE'S A GIRL OVER HERE!!!!"
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sky-fire-forever · 5 months
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I have been imagining that Ed started hyping up Izzy to Stede because he very genuinely wants them to get along. He's like "my boyfriend should totally be friends with my ex who I have complicated feelings towards" and then I like to imagine it blows up in his face because Izzy and Stede as besties are fucking insufferable
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the-hype-on-tv · 7 days
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i just did a thing
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look at the thing i did
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vampwritesfanfics · 6 months
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“m-mc!”
Leviathan x Mc
NSFW
(i regret writing this..)
warnings! ~ sub levi / dom mc, fem mc, levi has 2 pps, levi being stepped on with combat boots, use of “mommy”, riding, gagging, overstimulation, s&m (proper capitalization not used)
*knock knock*
“go away! im busy!”
“levi.. open up.”
leviathan could be heard shuffling to get up, and you could hear the loud GAME OVER coming from his tv. he opened the door.
“m-mc! hi!” leviathan stuttered, not being able to stop staring at your chest. how could he when your shirt was so tight fitting and your breasts were so large. you were taller than him, combat boots adding some extra height.
“did you forget we had a date? its already 2. we were supposed to leave at 1:30.” you pushed levi back into his room and onto his bed, then you shut the door.
“i-i i thought it was 12! im s-sorry mc!”
“thats not my name.” you were now straddling levi on his bed, holding him up by his shirt collar.
“im sorry m-mommy!” levi stuttered, blushing like crazy.
you got up, still holding his shirt collar. you pulled him to the floor.
“tsk. look at you, not being able to look away from his game for five seconds to check the time and now you’re on the floor beneath me. i bet you’re enjoying this. pathetic.” you let go of his shirt, moving your foot and stepping on his chest, not hard enough to break bones but hard enough to hurt.
leviathan moaned.
“what are you? a masochist? you really are absolutely pathetic levi.” you crouched over him and began undoing his belt “guess i’ll have to teach you a lesson for being so careless..”
you unbuttoned and unzipped levi’s jeans, pulling his boxers down with the pants. you took one dick in each hand and started pumping.
leviathan moaned again.
“quiet. the door isnt locked. anyone could walk in.”
“s-sorry” levi tried his best to keep quiet as you pumped faster and faster, but ultimately, he failed.
leviathans moans filled the room, and if you stood in just the right spot outside you could hear him.
he gradually got louder, and you could tell he was close. suddenly, you stopped.
“w-what?! but m-mc! please!!” levi whined.
“whining gets you nowhere.”
you stood up, and took your shorts and underwear off. crouching back down, you lined up both of levis cocks with both of your holes. you slowly lowered yourself down.
leviathan moaned loudly.
“shut. up.” you pushed your now free fingers into his mouth, gagging him.
you began to ride levi, moaning quietly. soon enough you could feel your release coming, and you could see from the look on leviathan’s face that his was coming as well. you kept going until both of you were cumming, but you didnt stop there, no. you kept riding levi until you were satisfied. leviathan tearing up from the overstimulation after so many rounds of cumming.
“have you learned your lesson you disgrace?” you removed your hand from his mouth to let him respond.
“y-yes m-mommy”
you stood up, putting your underwear and shorts back on and walking towards the door.
“now clean up this mess. dont be late next time we have a date.”
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