#I regret it

[kleotheundeadone]

Scenario: Teaching Alastor To Kiss

(A/N: This is based off of a previous post I made where I talked about how the main group would kiss, & I concluded that Alastor would be bad at it, lmao. I’m still a simp, so I gotta redeem him a little bit, pun totally intended. This may be ooc, but it’s my hyperfixation, & I shall do as I please with it)

“Remind me again, darling, what is the point of practicing such a trivial activity?”

You sighed a bit, rolling your eyes at the demonic deers tone. Perhaps you should have guessed that Alastor wouldn’t know how to kiss. He had (begrudgingly) admitted to having never been in a relationship before you, so it made sense that he had never been kissed before, & wouldn’t be sure how it works. But it would be nice if the egotistical asshole would shelve his pride for 5 seconds so you could help him through this. “Come on Alastor, kissing is just like any other skill. It takes practice, & patience. So if we’re gonna do this, you gotta work with me. It’s okay to not be good at it at first.” 

A laugh track echoed around the room. “Ha! Oh, you truly do know just how to make me laugh, my dear! As if mashing one's face with another requires much skill. What a ridiculous notion all together!” You rolled your eyes. Why were you bothering with him again? You almost decide to just give up entirely before feeling his hand carefully take hold of yours, pulling your attention back to him. “But I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to subject myself to such foolish flights of fancy. If only just this once.” You smiled softly at him, slowly placing your hand on his cheek. The sound of radio static filled the room for a moment, before lulling down into a subtle hum. “If you don’t wanna do this,” You murmured, squeezing his hand slightly in an effort to calm him. “It’s okay. We really don’t have to.” There was a beat of silence, save for the gentle hum of static, before he nodded, his smile strained. You wouldn’t lie & say it was perfect at first- A couple instances of uncomfortable teeth kissing, fumbling at trying to carefully instruct him on how to hold his head, & reminders to keep his lips closed, but after a few minutes, there was a very noticeable improvement.

“You’re doing much better,” You smiled, rubbing your thumb across his cheek. “Lets give it one more try, alright?” You could feel the air around you buzzing around erratically as the grating sound of radio static filled the room, but nonetheless, Alastor kept on a brave smile & nodded once again, shutting his eyes & leaning forward like you had taught him to. You press your lips softly against his, eyes fluttering shut as you shut out the world & focused on the feeling of his mouth against yours. His kiss was soft, careful, & dare you say unsure. There was a vulnerability in it that was completely out of character for the radio demon. Had anyone else ever been with him in such a revealing state? You knew all too well the answer was no. The fact he was here with you like this was… Would it be too cliche to describe it as... Heavenly? The gentle hum of the radio static turns into the soft melody of strings & what you could have sworn was a saxophone. Was- Was he playing slow jazz??? You chuckled softly, pulling away as a consequence of your giggles. Alastor's ears twitched back & forth slightly as he laughed right along with you. "Forgive me darling, but the silence was dreadful! I simply had to do something about it before it killed me. Again!" You shook your head in disbelief as you reached the end of your little giggle fit, playfully nudging his side. "That's fair. Even I feel a bit awkward when kissing someone in total silence." Alastor hummed softly, stroking your cheek before grabbing you by the jaw, placing his other hand on the small of your back as his smile stretched out wide across his face, his crimson gaze glowing eerily. "Well then, I suppose we'll just have to make some noise, won't we my dear?"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor x reader #alastor hazbin hotel #radio demon #i desire him carnally #i was this close to having him say “my deer” instead of “my dear” #not sure why i didn't #i regret it

[rainbowcutieo3o]

I'm just not going to elaborate on this one because Idk how, enjoy GOD and funfriend corru observer content(???)

#art #illustration #doodle #corru.observer #fanart #corru #anthro #GOD #funfriend #furry #idk man #I regret it

[contrael]

Another crossover art with The Shadow by Schwartz. Quotes from there fit so perfectly that almost nothing needs to be changed. Again - I can not vouch for the accuracy of quotes in English - I translated it myself, I do not have an English copy of the book (which is sad af)

Upd: I also have made some rough translation of the song from musical "Тень, или может быть, всё обойдется", that was based on original play "The Shadow" - the lyrics (and Shadow's character) match the Corinthian perfectly✨️

#dream of the endless #the corinthian #the sandman #sandman #corinthian #corintheus #my hand slipped and in the last line Morpheus calls Cori “my nightmare” and not “my little nightmare” #i regret it #honestly watch or read The Shadow - it's simply perfect #my art #my fanart

[gnarp-glarb]

i cant do this anymore. help.

#this made in less than an hour #i regret it #send help #pleaee #help #jelp #ujjhh peridots botany class ref ... #BYE #lapidot??? #i am NOT getting this popular

[brunettebabbydoll]

V sad!!! two of my fav blogs ever deactivated! :( I’m on my knees sobbing!! How am I ever supposed to connect with you guys. This is so so cruel! I had plans for us in my head! Cruel! So very cruel!!!

#leaf girl!!! seriously!!!! why!!! you promised me a sit down on grass and a swim date : #the other blog! you made me blush #come back #I miss u #even tho I didn’t reply #i regret it #pls universe send them back to me

[queenofbrooklyn]

I’m so sorry Spot, I’m so sorry people think it’s canon your name is Sean

and I’m SO Sorry Racetrack I’m so sorry people think your canon name is tony. You didn’t deserve that

neither of you deserved that

#I was going to tag this in my livesies hate tag #but it’s not even #it’s a very specific early 2000s newsies fic hate #anyway your head canon isn’t canon #besties you will always be famous but NOT with those names #I regret it #I can’t see it #hate

[miko-fellco]

I swear when my converses die im getting the funkiest coolest color

#i wanted navy blue but mom convinced me that you should always go for black #i regret it

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Sometimes i like to pretend that I'm a funny and good artist, when in reality I'm neither of those.

Pov: you're the narrator

#tsp stanley #drawing #digital art #ibispaintx #doorbell camera #I still need to post stuff #meme #why did i make this #i regret everything #i regret this #i regret it #i regret my life choices #the stanley parable #art

[triocat]

Mad Rat… Dad?!

Context: I made an AU and realized that it had very similar elements to Mad Rat Dead. So I spent too much time on this drawing for a dumb joke that only I know.

#my art #murder drones #khan doorman #mad rat dead #btw that’s his wife #not uzi #i regret it

[aychama]

Work "friendship" is so weird because one minute you are crying about your family issues to each other and the next you see them all throwing slurs around like its nothing and you are on side like

#i regret it #like immidietly #thoughts #like i have to endure them talking like that #why god why #im cursing my family for putting me into that #emotional state #that i had to cry on the shoulders #of my coworkers #like #ew

[moosedrawsalot]

Poor vampire babeh going through it.

#I gave him the book #I regret it #sort of #astarion #balders gate 3 #moosedrawsalot

[kpchrs]

IM DYING OVER KOREAN SPICY NOODLES AND I HAVE TO VENT ON TUMBLR BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

#i regret it #my spice tolerance good but not good enough for koreans

[softestepilogue]

i loved the quote “what’s a mediocre star to a 500 year old vampire” but also while watching it i was like armand, my guy, my guy rashid. the sun is literally older than the earth’s existence. than your existence. than vampires existence. i-

#rashid iwtv #armand iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv #like sir i wouldn’t call that mediocre #look idk what to call this man #does he prefer armand #does he prefer rashid #like sir please #why didn’t you just introduce yourself as armand #literally everyone who read the books or watched the movie was shouting that’s armand #i didn’t understand until i watched the movie #which was last week #i regret it #but like the mystery died before it even began #imma just call this man armand #op

[writing-fanics]

one piece: baron omatsuri and the secret island is like watching puella madoka magicka you think you’re getting a cute adventure anime

and then you get straight up horror

also it got flowey

I only watched it out of curiosity

I regret it

The fuck

It great

#one piece #one piece baron omatsuri and the secret island #i only watched it out of curiosity #i regret it #sanji no! #mamoru hosoda

[yurimother]

Yuri Manga 'I Can't Believe I Slept With You!' Volume 2 Released

The second volume of Miyako Miyahara's Yuri drama-comedy manga I Can't Believe I Slept With You (Ichido Dake Demo, Koukai Shitemasu) was released today in English digitally and in paperback by Seven Seas. The third and final volume will be released in English on November 8th.

I Can't Believe I Slept With You! follows a young woman who, after falling behind on her rent, ends up sleeping with her landlady. The two come up with an arrangement of becoming roommates to help her pay her debts, which leads to both women confronting and overcoming some of their struggles.

The publisher describes the second volume:

Koduka Chiyo, twenty-four years old and unemployed, provides “favors” for her landlady in place of her overdue rent. At least, that’s how their arrangement was supposed to go. But as time passes, the distance between the two women has dwindled. Just when things are getting interesting, an older beauty moves into the apartment complex where they both live! What will happen now?!

I Can't Beleive I Slept With You! was serialized in Dengeki Daioh from 2019 to early 2021. ASCII Media Works publishes the manga in three volumes in Japanese.

The series is translated into English by Faye Cozy with adaptation by Dawn Davis and lettering by Danya Shevchenko.

Check out I Can't Believe I Slept With You! in paperback and digital formats today: https://amzn.to/3MLzyFH

Reading official releases helps support creators and publishers. YuriMother makes a small affiliate commission from sales to help fund future coverage.

#yuri #manga #I can't believe I slept with you #anime #news #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #queer #gay #pride #wlw #gl #girls' love #lesbian #lesbians #Even if it was just once #I regret it

[genius-daddy]

awww, did you cum pretty boy~?

Not yet, dear anon. I know. It's been a long time. And I'm pissed.

#asks #shredded my pillow case... #I regret it #anon asks #geniusdaddy #genius talks