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dissectiontime · 4 months

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#Ace my beloved #the amount I simp for this man is astronomical #the one and only man to ever exist #one piece #portgas d ace #portgas d ace x reader #ace x reader #t originals

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imtomiee · 5 days

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This chapter had me GONE and I have THINGS to say rn💯🙏

Honestly if I saw a hot ghost looking guy covered in blood and holding a bloody axe just walking down the street I would've.....beat usain bolt (Im scared)

Mind if I have a seat?😍

Good god my vision is blurring im losing it

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUU AUGHHHH

Idk about yall but its that emotional unavailability that had me hooked fr fr😍

#lookism #kim gitae #lookism 497 #jake kim #lookism webtoon #gitae kim #i take back my slander post this man is simply the most scrumptious thing on two legs #criminal by Britney is his theme song from now on I dont make the rules #another simp post brought to you by the one and only tomie 💋

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randomness-for-life · 2 months

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Finished replaying Apollo Justice and I forgot how truly GAY Klavier and Apollo are for each other

#apologies for the poor photo quality my switch was not responding to my phone #but Klavier!!! Man fell head over HEELS for Apollo the moment he saw him JDBBSH #it’s been five year since I’ve played Apollo Justice so I forgot how much they simp for one another #especially Klavier Jdbsbsj like he mentions ladies love him a lot as a rock star but he also keeps talking about Apollo DJNSNE #ace attorney #klavier x apollo #klapollo #ace attorney apollo justice #also the ending!! I’ve forgotten how easily Klavier turns against his toxic brother Kristoph to find the truth #he’s like hell yeah Apollo let’s find the truth together and take my insane brother down 🤝🤝#like only romantic partners can successfully take down a toxic brother/mentor together KDBSBBEHE

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 7 months

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the ultimate babygirl /silly /goofy, even

the guy the man ever y'all<3333

#ask #other's art #my art #undertale #cross #cross!sans #cross sans #bad sanses #bad sans gang #bad sans poly #night is the one taking the picture because he couldn't fit in the drawing 😔</3 #i'm sorry but my horross brainrot started acting up when error beat our spooky man #like AVENGE HIM avenge your man X boi!!!!!! not that i don't ship cross w/ error too but you get it HHHH xD #the horror simps boosted our votes for cross so much like maan these polls were so FUN to watch #killer would be proud of our oreo man<3333 #i was half sad half glad killer lost cause omg...killer vs cross??? not only would it be just like canon underverse which is hilarious-#but also how could i CHOOSE aughggh the heartache that would've brought me would've been too much</33 #obsessed with these skeletons since 2017 and still ill about the same characters to this day babyyy >B) <3333

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beanghostprincess · 2 months

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(Sanuso NSFW / Not explicit tho)

If Sanji ever caught Usopp smoking I think he'd moan on the spot and would start malfunctioning. Like. His brain would instantly stop working and it would only be filled with Usoppsmokingusoppcigaretteusoppusoppusopp- And while he's having a whole sexual crisis wondering why the hell he finds Usopp smoking so hot, Usopp has no idea what the hell is going on.

Imagine Usopp smoking just because he smokes from time to time, just not as much as Sanji because that's fucking insane for an average person like him. And suddenly he has his boyfriend stuttering and blushing and visibly shaking next to him because he's... Smoking? Usopp finds out rather quickly that for some reason that does something to Sanji.

My brain is going wild with ideas right now but... Let's say Sanji ends up sitting on top of Usopp and let's say Usopp shotguns Sanji. The cook is a whimpering mess and Usopp isn't even trying to be sexy.

#this is not me telling people to smoke please don't #or do it tbh i am not your dad i don't care but don't destroy your lungs maybe idk #that being said that colorspread with usopp smoking changed my life #i want to write this so bad somebody hold me back from doing it i have to write for sanuso week i can't do this i am gonna cry #and also i have to work this week so many hours so many stuff to do i can't handle this #but............. usopp and sanji................... smoking together and making out i am banging my head against a fucking brick wall #this is just me simping for usopp don't look at me #as a lesbian i only let one man make me feel things and that's usopp #he has me blushing and kicking my feet sanji is so real #one piece #usopp #black leg sanji #sanuso

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infriga · 8 months

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Some people have been saying that live action Sanji feels a little bit more soft and endearing than manga Sanji, but they can't pinpoint why because he does still feel like Sanji. Some people think it's just Taz's acting, and he does do a great job, but I don't think that's the main reason. Others think his flirting has been turned down a bit, but honestly it hasn't really? He still openly flirts with Nami when they first meet, and he still says things like "women are a mystery to be unraveled" and other goofy simp stuff. And his kindness like being willing to feed the hungry no matter what is obviously something that was always there (it's why Luffy chose him in the first place. Hell, in the manga he chooses Sanji as his cook before he ever actually tastes Sanji's cooking, simply because he sees Sanji feed Gin and realizes what kind of person Sanji is).

But there is a difference! And I've figured out what it is, because there IS one manga/anime Sanji trait that wasn't present in live action Sanji: his hatred of men.

Live action Sanji isn't a misandrist anymore 😳

#One piece #OPLA #OPLA spoilers #Obviously it was played for jokes he wasn't like actively cruel towards men and was kind to them too #Like feeding them if they were starving #And he obviously cared about his friends #He was misandrist is a silly cartoonish way #But it did highlight the way he treated women differently from men and made his flirting and simping come across as way more over the top #In comparison to how he behaved towards women #And I think it was a smart choice because English speaking audiences are especially sensitive to that sort of thing these days #I think the only other thing that gives him a slightly different vibe #is live action can't give him heart eyes or have him do the wiggling stuff lol #So his simping feels toned down even though technically he simps a similar amount as in canon #I do think it's funny how some fans like him better in live action because of this on tumblr dot com aka the OG man hating website #Like fans who are caught up understand WHY he's hostile towards men compared to women in canon (see: WCI)#but I don't mind them leaving it out in the live action #And it isn't like an integral key to who he is as a person/character #People who were already Sanji fans knew he was their problematic little meow meow #But it's nice that live action can showcase his kind and soft side a bit more #Like that stuff is already there in canon but he's a little more tsundere about it y'know? Lol

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blankieisablankie · 8 months

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Something about the vulture sitting like this is driving me just a liiiiiittttle bit crazy

#blanket chittering #please tell me I’m not the only one who finds this insanity inducing #I’m not simping I’m just crazy there’s a difference #the vulture #atsv #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #adriano tumino #adrian toomes #I don’t know what I’m doing I just woke up I’m sorry about this

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saltynsassy31 · 6 months

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Random but is it me or is frye getting a little....depressed?

Like, every splatfest she's getting more and more somber with her comments (she even did a mini heart to heart convo last splatfest and looked dead ass kinda sad, and this splatfest she just very sadly said "but I guess it wasn't enough") and despite it all SHE STILL LOVES AND APPRECIATES HER FANS????

She's so danm proud of us for trying so hard, but it's getting so hard for her to maintain her spirits and yeah...same girl, same

......

Or maybe I'm just looking too deep into this--

#splatfest #salty rants #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoween #zombie vs skeleton vs ghost #shiver vs frye vs big man #i dont out right say it but i feel that splatfest result comments is the nost relevant to this post #team frye #team skeleton #frye #splatoon 3 frye #splatoon frye #i REALLY need to know if im the only one who is getting that vibe #i cant be the only one right?????#pls say yall agree cuz i think im going down too deep on the frye simp fkskska

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burningparadiseduck · 6 months

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Neuvillette…you want to tell me something?

#This man saw I saw I was simping HARD on my dear duke and he had to make his presence known to me by stealing almost all the spotlight.#No need to be jealous hydro dragon 🫠 You’re the only one in my heart 💜#…until Clorinde shows up lol 😳#rizzley #wriothesley #oh wait maybe arlechino? mmhhh #neuvillette #fontaine #genshin impact #genshin update #spiral abyss #excuse the spelling mistake :/

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420pogpills · 1 year

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not to be a toxic dnfer but dream looks at george like he hung the moon and the stars in the sky and george looks at dream like he's the sunshine and the rain and the warmth of home and private jokes and synchronised sleep schedules and and like he's waited his whole life to stand by his side

#dnf #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sorry george but science (my poll) proves you are the simp in this scenario #...this post kind of reads like a one shot #man i wish i had more motivation to write #i got so many ideas so much on my mind #if only i wasn't mentally ill

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aili-not-ally · 7 months

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