#I still cannot tell their voices apart at all 😂😭

[the-doomed-witch]

Oh, I am a newsletter now. 😌 #mymomenttoshine.. cofcof..

*Headchair of a bad Podcast voice on* 🤪🎙🎥... [please feel free to imagine someone forcing a really deep voice but actually sounding like Alvin - the squirrel. ]

- "Hello to you, to you, to them and to all in the land and above. Here I am Twodottie and this is your daily FSPP: Fluff, Smut and Posh Podcast!" ✨️magical sounds ✨️

Ooo-kay, totally interested on your daydreams now! Unhinged, crazy aaaaand dirty? Jeez, sign me in!! *take my money meme*. (You could tell just me, 😬... exclusive, out of record)

OH YEAH! Cause a minicious anatomical smut scene would be the greatest read of all time *sarcasm* 😂😂.

And then she activated her genioglossus M protruding and drawing the distal fibers up and down against Y/N glans. Her amygdala synap... <ramble dies down progressively with elevated auditorium gag and boos sound>

Anatomy does get really gross, I am giving you just the good ones 🤭. And is not that knowledge that gives me an advantage 😏 (KIDDING!! NOT -AT- ALL #BS)

Insecure about thighs??? I have a fixation over it.. :x I told you two of thigh stuff already 🤭🤭. All colors, shapes, sizes, please give me little spots to kiss on, and PLEASE strength to... well... squezze my head... 🤤

Today, in the last anatomical reference I will ever make, I am going to give you a weird spot for a tease kiss or little nip that I am personally crazy about. Google "surface anatomy medial epicondyle". The thin skin there and very superficial nerve endings makes the feeling travel EVERYWHERE.

*Dear listeners, I bet you tried to nip or kiss that.. (gotcha) 😝*

How are your fic writing going? Anything specific on the works? 😊

. 👓 . Wearing reading glasses / smart face on

i cannot begin to tell you how hard the podcast made me laugh i’m literally crying laughing 😭😭😭😭 “FSPP : Fluff, Smut, and Posh Podcast” is a badass name tho i’d listen to it fr.

abt my daydreams ummm i think i’ll tell you abt my two wips in a minutebbecause one of them is literally my dayyyydreammmm. everything is abt my emotional attachment with wanda ooooooops

i failed to comprehend every single word after “and then she” sorry 😭 i enjoy learning biology but it’s my least favourite subject (after geography ofc)(fuck geography 👎) jokes apart, i meant it more in a sense that you have a wider lexicon when it comes to describing the movements or moments. even if the terms aren’t too technical

it’s nice to know you probably wouldn’t judge me by my thighs 😭 but i’m dreadfully insecure about them and don’t prefer bringing them up often :(:

aaaaaaftfdfjbffjhghfhf yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yessss YESYESYWS

okay so i’ve got two wips right now. the first one is a potential 2/3 part one, with prof!milf!wanda because i love her so much and it’s a need for me idc. it’s more of a serious fic than smut but yeah it’s the one i’m mainly working on. the other one is my ~daydream~ it’s just the dreamy cottagecore smut we all love 🤤 i haven’t done much working on it but it’s still in the works. here’s a sneak from my first wip for you because i thought this is kinda funny :P

loving the reading glasses btw <33

#skye answers #anon ★ #. . anon <3 #skye’s wips

[khaleesiofalicante]

Γεια σου!! Εδώ είμαι.. 13 ώρες μετά την κυκλοφορία του νέου κεφαλαίου 😂

Tbh its been a pretty tiring day. I was aprox. 12 hours sitting in front of a computer with classes, assigments and extra work, SO I'M REALLY IN NEED OF A DISTRACTION

Good news its that I finished ALMOST all my assigments, so I'm a little bit relaxed

Bad news its that I thought my grandmother was already leaving (she just gets on my nerves a lot, nobody can blame me) but guess what?? SHE'S NOT!! 🙂 She just keeps complaing about everything 24/7, gives my mom a really hard time and indirectly insults me sometimes 😂 yesterday she told my mom if she ever thought she'll have a "hairless" daughter (my hair is like... Lexi style and David's lenght for context) and I was beside her like... 🤨dude...??

Anyways, lets read this:

"The two adults reluctantly pulled apart and turned to her." Sizzy!!! They are just iconic!!! 💙

"Georgia wondered if the woman would let her run some experiments on it." I...don't thinks so..

✨Thank you for reminding me that I love Sister Emelia ✨

"She hoped no one else would die. She was running out of white clothes to wear." Mmm, do I tell her?

Izzy must feel so bad!! She is a badass and amazing person she deserves a break!!

“The nothingness,” Georgia finished. (OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. LIKE THE PARABATAI INCIDENT!!!

Its Lake Lyn!!! Idris!! The Cohort!!

“We need to go so I can strangle Zara with my own hands.” Please do honey!!

“I’m so sorry, my love,” he said again. “It’s Lexi.” (but why hast she felt anything???)

Tessa and Jem!!

But she would have known!! Whats happening??

“I can’t feel her.” Shit.

"Because life that is taken cannot be returned. But a soul…souls are never entirely lost. They can be found. They can be returned." OH shit. Then they can save her. And also Rafael!!

"You must call out to her. Call out to your parabatai. Call out to her soul." OH MY GODS!!

Jace just breaks me😭😭

Wow. That scene. They all.. Bdisbdibdbsjs wow. THE PARABATAI OATH!! AND JEM SAYING THE LAST PART. I'M CRYING 🥺🥺 It may be one of my favorites💙💙💙

"Selena attacked me.” Oh fuck. There goes another problem...

Michael seams sus... REALLY SUS!!

“Dearest,” Michael said gently. “You have given me the world. You gave me everything.” (I'm getting mixed signals!! I dont know what to think!!!)

OH SHIT.

“Selena,” Magnus said, his voice broken. “What did you do to Rafael?” (NO. IT WASNT HER!!)

“Stop it!” Aunt Izzy snapped. “You are all terrifying her.” (THANK YOU IZZY. I LOVE YOU!!)

Yup. Julian is still scary

Selena tried to get off the bed and her father’s hand went to his seraph blade. “Daddy?” Selena asked hoarsely. (OK, but why was that so sad. It just... Wow. It broke my heart) 

“You didn’t investigate the murders at all.” OMG. Like, i took the posibility that maybe Selena was the one possesed, but this is a whole new level

OMG she told them about Michael!! I mean putting it like that it does sound shitty...

Not the Mortal sword!! Fuck!!

I dont fucking know what i did to my keyboard for smashing it. It's all weird!!

Yey!! Back to normal lmaoo😂

"One of their children was dead, one had died and come back and the other was possibly possesed" YEAH, they deserve a break fam!!

“I told you not to do this!” Izzy yelled. “She is a child for god’s sake!” ( my beloved. The only one with braincells!!)

Yes to Magnus saving Jace!!

Clary is having none of it!!

Its Belial!!  @totalbookmaniac we were right!!

"Alec would pay the price, whatever it took, to bring David back." If only it were that easy!!

“Well, wake him the fuck up then," Mood

"Selena has power you cannot begin to comprehend. She was blessed by your precious angel.” that...is actually surprising and at the same time...it isnt??

I’ll tell Raziel you said hello,” I'm ✨confused✨

“Magnus!” Alec yelled. “Tessa!” Jem screamed.

Both warlocks collapsed to the floor. (we love protective husband!!! 💙)

"What did I miss?” YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY CURSES IN HOW MANY LANGUAJES I JUST QUIETLY SCREMED CAUSE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP JDUSHKSNS

Love Lexi 💙💜

Tell them Max!!

“It’s Idris,” Omg what did they did to it??

Thank you for telling them Max!! Well...kinda

“He gave me the magic you took, for starters,” I cant say he is wrong tho...

“The secret is half a teaspoon of cinnamon sugar,” Max interrupted. “He told me to tell you that.” 🥺🥺🥺

I support Jace's plan!!!

“Are you shitting me?”  Yeah dudes!! One of the just died, the other solved half your shit, and the third one went to Edom and fucking played cards with Asmodeus!!

"You know how I feel about overrated tropes.” “Uh, you are literally fake dating someone right now.” Shes got a point...

Lexi just tell her!!!

The parabatai feels I get from them 💙💙

Olivia!!!

“Oh,” Lexi replied – because she was good at communication. (Relate to this. Put this in my grave.)

"He thought they were dating. That’s it." NO YOU IDIOT!!!

WTF WAS THAT??? NOO!!! MY HERONSTAIRS FEELS💔💔

“No,” the boy smiled. “I’m your good friend Raziel.” (... SHIT JUST GOT REAL....)

As always that is a lot in my mind. Its 2:40 a.m and this is all my mind can think of (worry not, tomorrow i'll wake as late as possible 😊)

Ελπίζω να έχεις μια υπέροχη μέρα! Είδατε κάτι αστείο; Απολαύστε το Σαββατοκύριακο 💙

HOLY SHIT. THE GREEK ALPHABET IS SO BEAUTIFUL? I AM STUNNED. (thanks for sharing this with me 💙)

As always I love your reactions so and I am so grateful that you share these with you - even in the middle of all the work. Thank you. So, so much.

Also Lexi, David and I are on our way to give your grandmother a good whack in the head. Sit tight x.

Also, do the tea bag thingy (put used tea bags in the fridge and then keep them on your eyes later on) it helps to cool down the eyes after you spent a lot of time in front of a screen :)

This is a funny thing I saw. It gives me Gigi vibes 😂😂

#lbaf

[ordinaries-into-extraordinaries]

Thoughts on blue hour?!?!

Ok so my first thoughts were a solid 6.5/10 cause it’s good but imo not like *amazing* but it’s really grown on me since I’ve listened to it over and over. Not sure where I’d rate it now. I love the title track and mv, it’s really catchy and sweet. MV is very aesthetic and fun to watch. Beomgyu looks amazing (his outfit reminded me of bst Jimin??). They all do though tbh lol. I also really like the song Wishlist. What’d you think?

#I still cannot tell their voices apart at all 😂😭 #I’m trying #I can tell them all apart really easy though #just not their voices #unless I’m watching them #my post #asks #abby #Overall review: good! I like it! #txt