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Snippets of the Travis Stoll fic because i need motivation:
“I’m mature because you left me to take care of an entire cabin of people when I was twelve.” Travis rubs his arms self-consciously. “I had to grow up. Kids would die if I didn’t.”
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Travis Stoll loses his virginity when he is twelve years to a sixteen year old daughter of Demeter on the grass behind the Ares cabin, and honestly, he wishes that their landmines had blown him up.
He is twelve years old and a counselor now, and Tammy is in charge of the camp store.
He's counselor now. The children shivering on the floor of cabin eleven, they're his responsibility.
But he doesn't have enough money for blankets and toiletries, and Tammy-- Tammy tells him that if he comes with her and does what she asks, she'll give both of them to him for free, so he does.
He goes with her.
He's twelve years old. He knows what rape is. Knows this isn't it, because he consented, right?
(Wrong.)
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Travis’ leg is bouncing up and down. It’s a bit rhythmatic, and calming, if anything could be considered calm. He’s tense, and stiff, and the sound makes him wince every once in a while, when he forgets it’s his leg that’s tapping on the cool flooring, and not someone else’s winding footsteps. Malcolm would just pop! Into existance, scaring the shit out of Travis, but at least letting him know it wasn’t someone else, but… Travis doesn’t want Cecil, or Connor, -or anyone else really- to see him like this.
Not now, when they’re all so scared- when he’s so scared.
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“Come on,” Travis fake whines at one point in an attempt to forget everything, “Drop the illusion! Become your true self!” He pouts, as Malcolm continues to ignore him, typing something without looking, at a speed that most would probably consider fast. “Your authentic identity! Drop all pretences in a society that worships fakeness! Embrace your realist inner spirit! Should I go on?”
Malcolm sighs, and while he rolls his eyes, he mutters, “You’ve been spending too much time in Cabin Ten.”
“Have not,” Travis scoffs.
“Have so,” but he shifts anyway, ceasing the- admittedly childish- argument (which was not cool, thank you very much, some of us have bad and annoying coping methods, Malcolm-), the short blond hair shifting to a slightly longer, curlier brown, and the grey eyes turning green.
It didn’t change much, really- Malcolm was still incredibly short- seriously, 5’2?- but Malcolm now had two bandages around his mouth and nose which were slightly wrinkled due to his mouth being shut.
Travis assumed Connor put them on. Malcolm often didn’t bother with bandages, and Drew was more clinical in her approach. It didn’t matter, really, except it made Travis wonder if Malcolm was missing them. His friends. His friends Travis has taken from-
Malcolm nudges him, whispering, “Hey. You alright?”
Travis opens his mouth to respond, but the only thing to come out is a strangled sigh.
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Travis is prone to wandering. He thinks it might be a Hermes kid thing, the reasoning spread somewhere in between the cabin being so incredibly small that you share bunks and sleep on the floor, and that if you ever have to go to the bathroom in the night, chances are the entire cabin knows about it because they either get stepped on, or move, or the fact that Hermes is the god of travel.
Travis doesn’t really like either explanation- he was selfish like that, wanting one thing to himself, just one thing, but, well. He was counselor, wasn’t he. Chiron always said, counselors have to share, counselors have to–
Why isn’t he allowed to be selfish?
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Travis started in on the waffle fries, drizzling them with syrup first.
“You know they’re called waffle fries,” Malcolm pointed out, looking slightly disgusted, “because of the shape, not because they’re actually made of waffles.”
“Don’t limit me.”
“It’s another cabin eleven thing, isn’t it?”
“Camp thing, really. Surprised you haven’t noticed yet- you’ve been here, what, two years now?”
“It’s not like I often go to the dining pavilion,” Malcolm retorted, and Travis gives a Cheshire Cat grin at the opening Malcolm has given him.
“So you admit you never eat? Cause you know what that sounds li-”
“I do not have an eating disorder, I simply prefer eating in the kitchen before everyone else.”
“So what problem did this come from- ooh, wait no, let me guess- it is because,” Travis waved his arms for dramatic affect, “you were having too many sensory overloads so you got permission to eat in the kitchens, come on, Mr. Pace, congratulate me!” Travis half bowed in his seat, but Malcolm didn’t seem to notice, staring at his own hands a moment too long.
“Hey,” Travis tries. “You okay?”
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Something that took me way too long to learn that I thought I'd pass along:
"Picky eaters" are, in fact, picky.
When you offer something to eat to someone who has preferences for certain foods, and they say, "No, thank you," it's because they don't like what you've made, or because they like other things more.
It's not because your food is unpredictable, and they don't *know* if they like it.
Here's the thing:
If I make taco soup for a neurodiverse child and they love it, then they believe they love taco soup. The soup has ground beef, a bag of frozen mixed veggies, some beef broth, and taco seasoning. It's served with tortilla chips, and it's tasty.
And if, perhaps, the next time I make it, I add beans and a can of tomatoes?
I think it's excellent that way.
But it's the *same* taco soup as the one they remember. And maybe they can stand the texture of beans, or the acid of tomatoes.
They know that -- they just don’t know that they feel like they've been tricked.
Taco soup isn’t supposed to be one thing, every time.
If I say we're having "tacos" and one time it's chicken and one time it's ground beef and another time it's carnitas, that child can know whether "tacos" are something they can eat.
"Stir fry?" Forget it. Way too few variables.
Bananas aren’t variable.
Neither are apples.
But you know what does have variables?
Amy's frozen enchiladas.
Bread and peanut butter.
Add-hot-water-and-eat instant pho.
Taco Time meal number 8 with chicken, corn tortillas and a root beer.
Frozen gluten-free waffles.
Those are never the same every single time, no matter what.
If, God help me, I make chili mac (or hamburger macaroni, or hamburger helper, or whatever you call noodles and meat and tomato sauce all combined in a pan,) and I make it different every time? Then that child will be able to eat chili mac, even if it's not their favorite food.
Two of my kids went through a phase where they could only eat certain things, and I could always understand why they could love something one day and hate it a week later.
Turns out it's my creative, delicious, never-changing, unadaptable cooking.
I'm hoping this latest child with food preferences will adapt and overcome -- one of my older kids, who was at one point down to a list of six foods, just made excellent gumbo for Christmas and a plate of fantastic stir-fried rice at midnight tonight.
So if you're wondering why your kid wants to eat fast food but not your cooking?
It's entirely possible that it's because they hate your cooking, or because they love fast food.
It's because they don’t know they don't hate fast food. And they're sure they're going to hate whatever you're making.
(Comments, insight, discussion, empathy, as always, are welcome. But please give me advice on children and food preferences unless you have raised neurodiverse children with food aversions, have had to deal with being gluten-free and/or dairy-free for years, and understand the biology and psychology behind texture and taste sensitivities. Anyone who comments anything along the lines of, "Make them eat what's available -- eventually they're break down and eat" will be celebrated. It's like saying, "I know they're a vegetarian, but if they're hungry enough, they'll eat steak and like it." It's helpful and kind.)
Pictured is the very excellent gumbo we had for Christmas dinner.
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Hey love!! It’s me I feel like my wierd waffle slightly neurodivergent thoughts are going to become a fixture in some ask boxes 😂
But here are a couple:
Thoughts on turkey dinosaurs and what’s your comfort food because it can’t just be me who has different comfort food for different moods.
Also since your from Canada what’s your favourite like Canadian snack that you think is like nowhere else.
Also please don’t tell me it’s just me that has many emotional support water bottles
Also you’re an amazing human I love you :)
Aw hunny! I always love your slightly neurodivergent thoughts! Please leave this as a fixture in mine lmao.
Okay:
Dino chicken nuggets are amazing, but in my house we actually get most of our meat straight from a farm and while not dino shaped, they're the best nuggets I've ever had. But yeah, different moods get different foods. Most of them being varying chocolate for me, for some reason.
I immediately thought of classic Canadian snacks like poutine and ketchup chips and then remembered that I hate practically them all bc I'm a really picky eater. So, we have this thing called "Beaver Tails" and they're long, flat, fried dough (like a smushed churro), and they don't have to be just cinnamon-sugar covered, there's so many toppings you can get.
Well, I don't have an emotional support water bottle, unfortunately. (I do have a favourite in the house though), but I do have like an emotional support pencil. And I had to get a new one, because some fuckhead in my physics class stole my emotional support mechanical pencil after a lab. Let me tell you, I was pissed.
You're also an amazing human and I love you too :) <3 Kisses from Canada, hunny!
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My Mate - Chapter 5 - Part 1
*Warning Adult Content*
"Move it, Coin Slot."
It wasn't said with any anger or hostility behind it but rather like it was the name my mother gave me.
I think that made it worse.
Whatever, I've been hearing it for years now.
Grabbing my backpack, I left the seat by the window and took the only empty seat in the front of the class.
Was it bad that I was already counting the days until winter break?
Because I am.
Mr. Wesley was the last to enter the classroom and he shut the door behind him.
The man looks half dead and has a huge thermos filled with coffee.
Or at least that's what he wants us to believe.
He's odd for a teacher.
Once I'd seen him hotboxing his car in the faculty parking lot and singing along to some pop song.
He always wears high-waters too.
Not in the fashionable sense either.
"Yes, yes, you're back and haven't seen each other in so long. Now be quiet."
He huffed, dropping into the chair behind his desk.
It didn't look like he was going to be doing much of anything.
Not that I was complaining, any history class bored me close enough to death.
I tapped my fingers against the desk, watching the clock as time seemed to drag.
Sometime in the middle of class, Mr. Wesley handed out packets of study guides that we had to fill in as we followed along with him on the projector.
After he remembered how to work it.
My next class was the complete opposite as Ms. Jackson tried to get everyone to participate.
I hate her.
The upbeat personality is as fake as her bleached hair and she's always trying to fit in with the popular students.
High school must've been her prime.
It didn't help that I sucked at Spanish, don't ask how I made it to Spanish two.
It's always the quiet students teachers call on too.
Leave me alone.
I had third lunch which was after third period and I was starving by then.
Seniors could leave campus but I didn't have a car or any friends with one.
Or any friends period.
So I stood in line until I was given a tray with a hamburger wrapped in aluminum and waffle fries.
Grabbing a chocolate milk and packets of ketchup, I took the moment to scan the cafeteria.
Sitting down at my usual partially empty table, I ignored the few other students rejected by societies youth.
I didn't like them either, seeing as even they didn't like me.
Don't ask me why because I wouldn't be able to answer.
It's not like I ever did anything to warrant their attitude towards me.
They didn't know I was a runt, seeing as they're human and I never did or said anything against them.
Whatever, it's their loss, I only have a few months left and then I'll never have to see them again.
Okay, seeing as our town is so small, I'll probably see them.
Squeezing ketchup on my hamburger, I looked up to see a cluster of the popular crowd being rowdy per usual.
Most of them are Werewolves, some humans to help them blend in better.
My eyes find Jasper, he's not apart of that crowd.
Not that he couldn't be, as a son of the Alpha, he could be their ring leader.
I guess he's following his brother's footsteps, although he doesn't pick fights with them like Robert did.
It made him kind of a legend.
In one of the boy's bathrooms there's a dent in one of the stalls from where he smashed someone's head into it.
Jasper's pretty smile is in place and he's dressed as he always is.
Not a wrinkle in sight or a hair out of place.
He always sits with some of the track team and he eats the vegan lunch his Mom packs for him.
A few years ago when I found out he was vegan, I tried it.
Obviously that didn't work out and I learned I can't live without 'General Tso's Chicken.'
It was a shameful moment but I've accepted that I'm a wolf and must have meat to sustain my health.
Biting into my burger, I looked away from Jasper when he looked my way and pretended to be very interested in an anti-bullying poster.
I can't wait until my birthday so I can claim my mate and live out all of my fantasies.
Like starting our own personal book club or staying up all night cuddling and binge watching shows on Netflix.
That's Mate goals.
After lunch was my fourth period, the last class of the day and my favorite.
Mostly because it was my last class but also because I shared it with Jesper Killian.
Mrs. Ellis our Home Ec. teacher is an older wolf whose dark eyes are unkind and I have to keep myself from cowering under the dominant wolf's gaze.
Today we were starting a new project, creating little bags with the sewing machines.
"I want two people per machine," Mrs. Ellis said and I stared at the back of Jasper's head.
"Come up here and pick out a fabric and measure out half a yard."
I bounced up along with the rest of the class, fully intending to beg Jasper to be my partner.
Only to be intercepted by Kelly Webb.
I forgot that little... whatever, I forgot she was in this class.
My shoulders sagged as I watched Jesper happily accept her offer to work together.
After everyone else tore through the fabric, I just grabbed the plain black.
We didn't really do anything, Mrs. Ellis spent the whole class showing us how to start the bag and work the sewing machine.
I wasn't really surprised when I ended up without a partner, it's just the way things are for me.
"The scar will fade with time," Dr. Anderson commented, pulling her gloves off and throwing them away.
She looked over at me when she realized I wasn't getting up to leave.
I started fidgeting with my fingers as I tried to think how to word my question.
Dr. Anderson waited patiently.
"Um okay, my heat..." I trailed off, my face warming.
"Yes, what about it?"
I swallowed thickly.
"It, it happens the third week of the month for me. Can it start earlier than it normally does?" I asked shyly.
I was suppose to just get my stitches out after school but the thought had been nagging me.
I needed to know.
Dr. Anderson sat on her stool by the counter and smiled at me.
"A healthy male Omega's heat usually happens about every thirty days or so but everyone is different. I have some patients who experience irregular heats, sometimes even skipping a month. It's common."
I sighed in relief, my tense shoulders sagging.
"Why? Are you having symptoms of starting early?"
"Ugh... not exactly."
"No overheating, cramping in the abdomen, increase in sexual cravings?"
My face was on fire.
I opened my mouth but shut it and shook my head.
Clearing my throat, I avoided eye contact.
"No, just... I was affected by someone's scent," I whispered the last bit, looking at her with wide eyes.
Dr. Anderson laughed.
She laughed.
"Oh, hun," she chuckled, standing up and opening a cabinet.
I watched her look for something before taking out a box and getting a zip lock bag out of a drawer.
Was something wrong with me?
She handed me the bag filled with foil packets and I looked at them for awhile before realization hit.
"No," I yelped, jumping off the exam table and holding the bag away from my body.
As if they'd jump out and attack me.
"I... I don't need these. I don't do those kind of things," I whisper shouted.
Well, I didn't do those things yet.
I definitely will with my Mate but... will we need condoms?
"Hun, you're a young wolf shifter, your hormones are all over the place. It's better to be safe than sorry."
She opened the door and I stuffed the bag in my pocket before anyone could see.
"But... but I don't need them... really I don't," I whispered, following her out of the room and down the hall.
"Then give them to someone who does," she said, waving me out of the clinic.
Huffing in defeat, I left the clinic with a bag full of condoms in my pocket.
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The ULTIMATE Guide to Disney California Adventure in 2024
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This was pretty damn good. Can't really go wrong with smoked pork rib or a good tomato, and green beans microwaved with a little butter and generous seasoning make a super easy and tasty side. That stack in the back is the real star of the show, though: pickle and onion waffles. (It's really just one waffle separated into its four quadrants.) I'm sure it sounds fucking weird, but they're so good I can't stop thinking about the leftovers in the 'fridge.
I watched a budget cooking vid the other day that talked about making fried pickles, and then the creator went nah, instead pickle fritters. Then they mentioned being inspired by a pickle-stuffed waffle recipe they saw, and my brain was off to the races.
Ingredients I used:
•30g milk from dry (1.25 cups milk)
•111g onion (3/4 an onion, but only because the onion was already partially used-- otherwise it would've been the whole onion)
•334g baking mix (the waffle recipe I used is written in Sharpie on the side of the canister I keep the baking mix in and calls for two cups; I added more because it was a bit runny from the pickle juice)
•2 eggs
•184g pickles and a, uh... generous quantity of pickle juice (side note: I don't know if the pickle juice has enough vinegar to curdle the milk; it didn't seem to be an issue here, and I don't think it'd be an issue in this recipe anyway)
•salt, pepper, generous garlic powder and Spanish paprika, and a little Cajun seasoning
I just mixed it all together until I got it to taste good and then dumped it into the waffle iron by the cup or so.
The waffle iron in question (after I made a mess of it and the stove):
(I have the original handles, but they seem rather frail. Also one of the screws is bent, so I just use an oven mitt.)
As another side note, the waffles smell like Chinese buffet for some reason I can't fathom. This can only be a boon in my book. Also, now I'm wondering if I could make okonomiyaki in this. 🤔
...Call it okonomiwaffle.
#Food#Cooking#Smoked Pork#Waffles#Pickle and Onion Waffles#Green Beans#Tomatoes#Cast Iron#Pics I took#Art of Content
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If we're doing food discourse, then may I ask what's Welsh breakfast like? Because I'm German and the whole waffles/pancakes/bacon thing is miles away from anything I'd consider breakfast food, so now I'm curious what everyone else's standards are.
Interesting, okay so
It's not unheard of for pancakes to be breakfast here, but they're an indulgent breakfast, not an everyday thing. And not with bacon, although there are places that offer it these days.
The most common two breakfast options for everyday are cereal and milk, or toast. Toppings vary wildly, but I *think* Marmite is a particularly British one? I think I've heard non-Brits express surprise about it before. So, assuming that's true, you butter your toast and then you put on Marmite, which is a black paste made of yeast extract that has successfully run a campaign of many years about how you either love it or hate it, which is a very bold advertising gambit but certainly worked. Marmite makes an excellent vegetarian stock when used sparingly. You can flavour gravy with it. And yeah, we sometimes put it on toast.
I believe there are those who like Eggs. I do not so I can't say much more.
For more involved breakfast, there's the Cooked Breakfast, also sometimes known as the Full English. Various things get cooked for it, but sausage, bacon, egg, hash browns, mushrooms, tomatoes, baked beans and toast seem to be pretty standard. Black pudding used to, but it's fallen out of favour by now, because it's gross and also made of congealed blood.
Those are all largely pan-British, though - there are some Welsh-specific options, though they're all a bit niche. You tend to find them in independently owned cafes, generally. First up, laverbread!
Laver is the Wenglish name for the same seaweed the Japanese call nori, which I believe is used in sushi. Over here, and especially along the south coast, it was a breakfast staple for centuries. We would grind it and mix it with oats to make bara lawr (laverbread), a sort of oatcake or patty:
Those would be fried in bacon fat and served with more bacon. It's an acquired taste - I've tried it, and it's alright, but it's obviously a very salty dish. Some people don't bother with the oats and just fry off the laver to put on toast, which means eating salty slime and pretending to enjoy yourself.
In many coastal regions, these would also be served with cockles. Cockle fishing was a huge industry in Welsh coastal regions, and you can still get both laver and cockles very easily in coastal markets like Swansea - very low food miles, too, which is nice.
The Welsh variant on a cooked breakfast - the Full Welsh - is therefore a full English that features cockles and laverbread as well as sausage, bacon, egg etc.
Another option is Welsh rarebit, often with bacon. Usually for breakfast you make a milder version than a standard Welsh rarebit, which is very strong - instead you use a milder cheese, make it a bit mustardy, and serve with bacon/tomatoes/egg/mushrooms etc.
And finally, a Glamorgan sausage! Essentially I guess this is a veggie sausage - it's made of cheese, leek, butter and herbs, and rolled in breadcrumbs. Like with most of these you can of course have them for dinner too, but they are an acceptable veggie cooked breakfast.
But, as I say, the standard staple is cereal or toast.
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Do you like waffles?
Honestly they're not really a thing over here.
Like we don't really have the breakfast waffles, when I think of waffles I think of old school potato waffles which were basically a piss poor substitute for chips (what you call fries)
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Tachyon: We should probably order food if we're gonna be here all night.
Wraith: Sounds good, you guys want Chinese?
Legacy: Yeah that'd be great.
Wraith: OK, let's do Ming Mu's they close in five minutes so just tell me what you want to order and I'll call it in.
Tachyon: Uh, I'll have the General Tsao's combo.
Legacy: uh sorry do they have a menu?
Wraith: ...I mean theoretically, but it's a Chinese restaurant so, you know, they have Chinese food.
Legacy: Ok well let me just look at that and then I can decide.
Wraith: Well they aren't on yelp so there is no menu to look at, but even if there was it's Chinese food. You wouldn't need a menu if you were ordering pizza.
Legacy: Wait are we ordering pizza? Then I'll definitely need to see a menu.
Wraith: NO! We are not ordering pizza! We have exactly 4 minutes until this place closes alright!? We're not getting pizza and even if we were none of you should need a menu! It's the same toppings forever, always, everywhere! And we should all know, in general, what we like by now! You've had Chinese food before!
Legacy: I- I- I don't know! I'm not sure!
Wraith: You're not sure!?
Bunker: Come to think of it I really would like to take a look at a menu, because what if I want to change things up?
Wraith: Tyler if you want to live in a fantasy world where you make new and exciting decisions be my guest, but we both know when the chips are down you're getting beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, and an egg roll like YOU ALWAYS DO!
Tachyon: What if they don't have general Tsao's though?
Wraith: THEY WILL HAVE GENERAL TSAO's!
Legacy: But what if they don't?
Tachyon: What if they don't?
Wraith: I promise you; they will have something exactly like General Tsao's.
Legacy: I just don't what I want unless I pick it off a menu.
Wraith: Ok. Okokok that's fine. Using the power of your imagination construct a menu in your mind's eye construct a menu consisting of all the chinese food meals you have enjoyed over your long lives. Then using that mental menu, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO ORDER!
Bunker: ...What if they don't have dumplings?
Legacy: (Gasps) what if they don't have dumplings?
Wraith: AS. GOD. ABOVE. IS MY WITNESS, TYLER. THEY WILL HAVE DUMPLINGS!
Tachyon: But are they on the menu because it would be really rude to ask if it wasn't on the menu.
Wraith: MENUS ARE FOR COWARDS AND SIMPLETONS TACHYON! Person's of character look in their heart and know what they want to order.
Legacy: So you always know what you want to order?
Wraith: I haven't looked at a menu in 24 years.
Bunker: Bullshit.
Wraith: Try me.
Bunker: Thai.
Wraith: Pad sei yu and thai iced tea.
Tachyon: Indian.
Wraith: Chicken Tandoori in garlic.
Legacy: Italian.
Wraith: Chicken parm.
Legacy: They're out of chicken.
Wraith: Chicken piccada.
Legacy: Go to hell.
Wraith: YOU. FIRST.
Tachyon: A genie grants you 3 wishes.
Wraith: World's greatest sorcerer, new magic lamp, freedom for the first genie.
Legacy: You're at a diner where you can mix and match. Menu's ten pages.
Wraith: Cheeseburger deluxe, medium well, bacon and grilled onions, waffle fries, failing that curly fries, failing that regular fries and a CHOCOLATE GODDAMN MILKSHAKE.
Tachyon: You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!
Wraith: YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK! 2 MINUTES!!!
Legacy: So you order the same meal every time!?
Wraith: I order the BEST meal every time.
Bunker: YOU'D HAVE A CHEESEBURGER FOR BREAKFAST!?
Wraith: GLADLY!
Tachyon: What if you're not in the mood for a cheeseburger!?
Wraith: Then I'd be in the mood for a western omelet, with cheddar cheese, whole wheat toast, fries, a cup of coffee with half and half, and I WOULDN'T NEED A MENU TO KNOW IT!
Tachyon: YOU ONLY HAVE 2 MOODS!? IS THAT IT!?
Wraith: 2 MOODS IS ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY!!!!!
Legacy: YOU'RE INSANE!
Wraith: 1 MINUTE LEFT!!!!!!!!!
Tachyon: General Tsao's combo.
Legacy: Wonton soup.
Bunker: Beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, and an egg roll.
Wraith: I KNEW IT YOU SLIME! (Calls the restaurant) Weneeda#1a#3a#5a#7awontonsoupandaneggroll forpickupthankyousomuchhaveagreatnight. (Hangs up) You fuck.
(Stunned silence)
Tachyon: You know an eggroll is technically a sandwich.
Wraith: Oh, go to hell.
#the wraith#tachyon#bunker#legacy#incorrect quotes#collegehumor#my favorite sketch ever#sentinels of the multiverse#SOTM
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So when I was 16-17, I was REALLY into Heathers: The Musical. There's some serious topics in it so I wouldn't recommend going into it blind, but other than that, it was my jam when I was younger and I still like it today. RWBY Volume 5 was also airing (or was going to air) at the same time, and with my neurodivergent need to make songs about other things, you can guess what happened. Rewriting some of the lyrics to fit the new context of course, and I'll go over some of what I was visualizing in annotations.
SETTING: THE FALL OF BEACON
MEANT TO BE YOURS (But even creepier):
(Yang? YANG?! I could hear it in your voice. You've replaced me with a HUMAN? Why must you continue to hurt me, Blake? *Sigh*. She dies first)
[Goatman]
You chucked me out like I was trash
For that you should be dead
But!
But!
But!
Then it hit me like a flash (I imagine the "Flash" is Cinder)
What if Beacon went away instead?
Those humans are the key ("Those humans" are Yang at the front, flanked by Weiss and Ruby, and JNPR behind them)
They're keeping you away from me!
They made you blind, messed up your mind
But I can set you free!
You left me and I fell apart
I punched the train and cried...
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Then I found you changed my heart
And set loose all that truthful shit inside!
And so I got the Fang!
This Beacon will die with a bang!
I'll guarantee you'll never see your precious Yang!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun!
I was meant to be yours!
So when this stupid school goes BOOM
With everyone inside...
Pkhw!
Pkhw!
Pkhw!
In the rubble of their tomb
We'll write a note
Explain why they had to die!
[Goatman/His Cultists]
We the Faunus of the White Fang
Have rang
Their burnt bodies may finally get through
To you
Your society churns out slaves and blanks
No thanks
Singed the Faunus of the White Fang
'Make a bang'
[Goatman]
We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors
Bring marshmallows
We'll make s'mores
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
I was meant to be yours!"
We were meant to be one!
I can't take it alone!
Finish what we've begun!
YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE!
I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED!
YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART!
CAN"T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED!
BLAKE!!!
Just let-just let me in now
Blake
Just let me in
Blake (Blake's been terrified this whole time and she's just backing away even more now)
Can we not fight anymore now?
Can we not fight anymore?
Blake
Sure, you're scared
I've been there
I can set you free
Blake
Please don't make me kill you! (Pointing the Edgelord stick right at her as she's against the wall)
I'm gonna count to three! (Uses his other hand to hold up three fingers and all that)
One!
Two!
Fuck it! (Grabs the sword in both his hands and prepares to swing)
(I cut the lyrics for the next bit since it's more about the visuals. Just as he's preparing to swing, Yang shows up, rushes in, and gets her arm chopped off. Then the attempted decapitation, Blake running off with Yang, and those final chords or whatever they're called are Goatman noticing that a student is still there, on the ground, and stabbing him through the chest as "stress relief")
IT'S INTERMISSION TIME!
(I envisioned using the chorus from the previous song as Blake's inner thoughts when running away. Could never figure out the whole thing, just the chorus, so I'll just link that bit
SETTING: BLAKE ON THE RUN AFTER BEACON
RUNNING ON RUNNING ON FUMES
Guess who’ll kill all your friends
[Ghost Images of Corsac, Fennec, & The Lieutenant]
Belladonna's running on
Running on fumes now
Belladonna's totally fried
Our Blake-y's gotta be
Tripping on dust now
Thinking that she can hide
The traitor's done now
There's no doubt now
Notify next of kin
Our traitor cat's trying to push him out now
Too late, he's still in...
(Specifically push him out of her mind. I waffled over who to use as the ghost chorus, but considering that those 3 represent the worst of the White Fang aside from Goatman, I settled on them)
INTERMISSION OVER. NEXT
SETTING: HAVEN ACADEMY
DEAD FAUNUS WALKING
(Blake addressing the militia as they approach Haven on the ship:)
[Blake]
I wanted someone strong who could protect me
I let his anger fester and infect me
His solution is a lie (Turns around to face them)
No one else deserves to die (Turns back around)
Except for me and the monster they created (That first part is whispered but still gets Ilia and Sun concerned a bit. "They" are humans, more specifically Atlesian humans. As this last bit happens, Blake jumps into the battle)
Yeah!
Yeah!
Heads up Adam
I'm a dead girl/faunus walking! (can't decide which one)
[Chorus]
Hey yo, Haven High
[Blake]
Can't hide from me
I'm a dead girl/faunus walking
[Chorus]
Hey yo, Haven High
[Blake]
So there's your final bell
It's one more dance and then farewell
Cheek to cheek in hell with a dead girl/faunus walking...
[Chorus]
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
[Ruby maybe]
Come on everyone (There's still a battle happening INSIDE the Academy, after all)
[Chorus]
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
[Ruby maybe]
Here we go, here we go now
[Sun]
Well, this is turning out to be-
[Blake]
-Sun, what's the most vulnerable part of the school, the best place to bring it all down?
[Sun]
I'd say...the basement?
[Ilia]
Oh, you think they're...the bombs...!
[Blake]
Yup
[Ilia]
Wait, what are you...
[Blake]
Got no time to talk I'm a dead girl/faunus walking! (Hey yo, Haven High!)
[Chorus]
Hey yo Haven High! (as it begins, Nora smashes Hazel through the door and Yang wanders outside)
Tell me what's that sound? (Yang catches up with Sun who explains things. Also she meets Ilia)
Here comes Haven High (Blake dashing down the stairs)
Coming to put you in the ground (Yang, Ilia, & Sun going after Blake)
Go, go Haven High (Blake reaching the door to the basement)
Give a great big yell (That garbage goat looking over the TNT)
Haven High will knock you out (Blake kicking the door open)
And send you straight to hell (Second confrontation)
[Blake]
Step away from the bomb
[Goatman]
Hehe, this little thing?
I'd hardly call this a bomb
This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the main room.
THOSE are bombs.
People are going to see the ashes of Haven Academy and they're gonna think
"There's a school that was destroyed not because the Faunus should be feared"
"But because the Faunus are our betters!"
The only place that humans and faunus can get along is in heaven!
[Blake]
I wish that boy had been a little stronger (aka like, 6 year old Goatman. Irredeemable trash that he is, he didn't start that way)
I wish he stayed around a little longer
I wish the world were good!
I wish humans understood!
I wish we met before
They convinced you life is war!
I WISH THAT YOU'D JUST SEE! (There's no way she wants him back unlike Veronica and J.D., but she DOES still want him to just stop)
[Goatman]
I WISH I HAD MORE TNT! (And of course, it was extra not going to work with THIS one)
[Chorus]
Ha-ah-aahh (It's time for battle the second)
[Chorus]
Hey yo, Haven High (Yang, Ilia, & Sun bust in)
Tell me what's that sound? (Blake and Goatman swordfighting, specifically Blake's sword holding his back)
Here comes Haven High (Sun entering the fray)
Coming to put you in the ground (Ilia getting a hit in)
Go go, Haven High (Tag team)
Give a great big yell (More fighting)
Haven High will knock you out (This isn't my specialty)
And send you straight to... (Yang making a rush at Goatman again)
(I should mention that I wrote most of this BEFORE the Volume 5 finale actually aired, hence it being a bit different. And, that was that. Until the Heathers UK West End Tour happened and gave me, paired with what came next, a song that could serve as a triumphant conclusion. And so here we go)
SETTING: THE WATERFALL OUTSIDE ARGUS
I/WE SAY NO
(First up the whole 'we're protecting each other" speech. Ghostly images of Ilia and Sun are also here cause it looks neat. Bumbleby are still holding hands as the song begins)
[Blake]
You are a drug
You are a poison pill
I've got to kick this habit now
Or else I never will
I loved the rush
When you would me close
But you will not be satisfied until I overdose! (At the end there is when Goatman lunges at them)
This is it (Blake easily counters said blow, and the battle begins)
Hit the break (Yang also gets in on the fight, and the ghosts provide a good distraction as well by running into him)
I have long been awake
Let me be, let me go
You need help I can't provide
I am not qualified
This troubled teen is getting clean
I say no!
[Goatman]
Blake, just-
[Blake]
No, no, no, no
Don't say a word
You'd speak and I'd cave in ("I never said that")
You'd twist the truth again
And drill deep down within my skin (Blake looking terrified as Goatman lurks over her shoulder)
You'd say "I'll change" ("I get scared when it feels like you don't believe in me")
And I believed in you (Blake smiling at him after that blatant emotional abuse)
But you're still using me
To justify the harm you do!
This is it
Hit the break
Call it all my mistake
Long as you let us go
You need help we can't provide
We are NOT QUALIFIED
It's our time now
It's your last bow
I say nooooooo
Blame your childhood
Blame Weiss's dad
Blame the life you never had
But hurting people?
That's your choice
My "friend"...
Cause I believe that love will win
And spite will earn you nothing in the end
This is the end!
[Goatman]
I LOVED YOU!
[Blake]
...no, you didn't
[Blake]
This is it
I won't cry
Starting now
I will try
To pay back
All the karma I owe (Looking at Yang and Ghost Ilia, who smile back)
Start again
Somewhere new
Far from monsters like you
So goodbye, cause now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I say no
The last time
I say no
Together we're
Saying no
Just say no
We say noooooooooooo
NO (The stabbening)
(And that's that. Bumbleby vs Goatman as told by Heathers. Hope you enjoyed, and that's about that, yeah. Later)(Okay, I MIGHT make modifications later down the road, but for now, im spent)
#RWBY#Heathers#Blake Belladonna#Yang Xiao Long#TW: Suicide#For the source material#just in case#READ BIO OKAY PLEASE READ THANK YOU AND GOOD BYE
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i don't have one either but my sister does so she'll probably be getting a random visit from me soon with a container of fried rice. don't mind me sis ✋ his insta would be him starting a live with "..is this working?" "there's 200k people watching!? ..no that can't be right" and his posts would consist of food and song recommendations 😂 soo is a simple man.
yes i've seen multiple posts of him being compared to prince eric and THEY RIGHT! just thinking of the amount of love they receive is overwhelming 😳
i'm sure you'll get it done in time and you'll do great! i used to not be able to get any word out at all until it was the night before. i can't seem to get it done unless it's under pressure? but also me dying from the stress of trying to finish it. i am a complex being.
she changed it to the 2015 mama performance where they did call me baby + light saber + drop that + love me right 😂 she does really like call me baby, esp jongin's "boom boom boom" part at the beginning. omg she will stop a tantrum immediately if i play the candy mv for her 🤣 i think she likes him bc he's 🔊loud🔊 and she'll imitate him yelling bc she is also an extraordinarily loud toddler lol
i mainly use tumblr on my phone so it's quite easy to switch back and forth! unless it's a whole new account then yeah..no thanks 😅 to our future fic rec blogs 🍻
yeah they are expensive, i really don't know why i get them lol 😫 i need to control my spending way more. ooooo i got 2 tshirts, the plain black prive sweater and the red playground hoodie!! very excited hehe but yes they are quite expensive ☹ i only purchased this time bc someone was doing a group order so i could get free shipping 😂 and everything was about 50% off!!
omg that moment he rubbed his sleeves together, i lost it 🤣🤣 they're all such dorks!! myeon's asmr reading in exo arcade too 🤭
LMAOO go get ur waffles bestie!! i forgot my brother has a waffle maker too so gotta make some fried rice soon!! he'll probably look at me like i'm INSANE LOL but oh well😭😭agh soo on instagram is a dream🥺🥺
ugh my goodness junmyeon is a literal prince🥺🥺i am so endlessly in love my gosh😭😭
agh thank u!! i didn't do too much of it today since i met up with my best friend and we hung out a lot and i was tired afterwards but tomorrow through monday i want to work work work! i procrastinate then get anxious bc i'm not getting work done then i try to work then it comes out crappy i love my brain🤙🏻🤙🏻
your daughter has very good taste!! and YES baek is so loud but that's why he's so loveable!!🥰🥰
i usually use tumblr on my laptop lololol and i only have this blog so i'm not too sure on how to switch but im sure it's easy!! i just may forget to LOL
oooooo i'm excited for you!! (nice with free shipping too love that!) i've looked through the prive site and honestly everything is SO nice but SO EXPENSIVE😭😭i did the same with jongin's gucci collection and my wallet started crying the moment i saw the prices🤣🤣ugh sugar daddies wya😭🤣
agh omg he looked adorable in hanbok!! his white hair really complimented the robe so well🥺🥺byun baekhyun is a BIAS WRECKER (fun fact he was my first bias!!) UGH JUN ASMR PLEASE- his voice is so so so comforting🥺esp when he speaks in english omg😭😭😭
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
I got the 20 piece
And some waffle fries, I think they're called?
And a sweet tea for you
Milkshake for me
And I saw some cheesecake so I grabbed that
Why do you have that balanced on your chest?
*laughs at you*
-Hawks
I WAS THIRSTY OKAY DONT JUDGE ME
JUST SHUSH AND GIVE ME MY NUGGIES
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hi hi! it's your bestie 😉 hehe sorry i had too much screen time and needed a break 😂
oh my goodness his fried rice waffles 👁👄👁 he also called himself a culinary genius and i'm wondering how kyungsoo deals with jongin's kitchen adventures lmao or even minseok since he's such a clean freak?? baek just updated and said he's doing well in a strict routine! but for everyone to stop sending mail/email/gifts to his training centre bc it's overwhelming them 😂 so to just tell him everything using a specific hashtag and he can feel the love when he's finished. can you imagine how much they're getting??? lol
i've always used the excuse it's still that date in america soooo technically it's still my birthday 😀
OMG YES PLEASE WRITE THAT!!! that's so cute and domestic stop lol 💞 i feel like a bunny would be a lot less maintenance especially if you're out often! unless you adopt? a puppy is SO much work. ..maybe that's why mine is such a baby. he's almost 6 now but still acts like a puppy we just brought home yesterday 😂 omg that time chanyeol had toben and sehun had vivi? the chaos that was toben LMAO
i sometimes want to start a fic rec blog..but i'm so unorganised i'm not sure how to go about it. i do so much reading and there're so many good fics out there i want to share 😭
we pretty much are but there's some random clusters here and there. plus the newly returned overseas but they're quarantined in a medi hotel. yeah i've seen a lot of news from the us about people refusing to wear masks and stay home. but then turn around and complain that things aren't getting better 😶 yes please keep safe!! ❤
i think the cheaper one is a flip book album! which ofc will be mega cute, i can already imagine! i want sm to bloody release the details though. why are they so lazy when it comes to their best sellers?! is it tomorrow for you yet? 😂 DID YOU GET IT!? omfg yes lol i CAN'T WAIT for your asmr HAHA 👉👈 tbh your voice sounded so sweet i felt comfortable messaging you 😂 when you were fangirling about myeon hahaha that's exactly what i'm like when someone asks about yeol hehe
LOL THE WAY I THOUGHT HIS FRIED RICE WAFFLES WERE HASHBROWNS- ngl though it looks good though i'd eat it...😳 kyungsoo prolly had a mental breakdown when he saw jongin making the waffle LOL
OMG WAIT I CRIED WHEN I SAW BAEK'S VIDEO- HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE UPLOADING EVERY 17TH???? AND CHAN UPLOADING EVERY 27TH??? WE DO NOT DESERVE THOSE TWO AT ALL😭😭😭omg i can't imagine all the mail he's getting- i think something similar happened to junmyeon and he had to go on and say stop sending me mail cuz it's too much ahsgdj,, my popular boys🥰
I WILL WRITE IT!! i just need to get through school and finish my final paper lol!! and also finish my requests lol!! thank god school's over next tuesday for me lol! i need a BREAK omg... agh yeah i have heard puppies are a lot of work but they're SO CUTE THOUGH😭😭omg toben and vivi are both of my personalities🤣🤣they're literally the cutest things omg
lol i actually was considering a fic rec blog too! cuz my post is rly long and i feel bad for all the tags the authors get LOL but i'm lazy and i don't want to annoy the authors EVEN MORE LLMAOSODNDNJFHF i love life😃👍🏻
ugh yes i have a lot of family who is anti mask and won't get vaccinated and don't take covid seriously and it just pisses me off🙄🙄but thankfully most of them don't live in my area so i don't have to worry about seeing them a lot lol! and i have both of my shots for the vaccine and i'll be fully vaccinated after next week!
i'm not picky at all when it comes to albums lmao! like even if i don't get a jun photocard i don't complain that much bc i still got a photocard of a member!! like i have a jun, yeol and minseok photocard (and baekhyun poster and jongdae slide thing from obsession) and honestly i'm still happy to get the merch cuz it's exo and i love exo!! :D
AND AGH IM SO SAD IT SAID IT'S COMING LATE😭😭😭like it was gonna originally come on saturday but then usps said thursday (today) and i checked the tracking number and it said "coming late" )): agh but we'll see 🤞🏻 i just hope it comes soon!!
AGH i need to prepare for the filming😭😭i need to find a tri pod and clear my desk and make sure my family doesn't interrupt me AJDHJDH and AAA i hate my voice so much i was so shy when recording!!! but i turned my phone around and spoke from the heart and i felt more comfy!! i may not speak in the asmr tho i'll just let my glue on manicure do the talking LOL!! i love hearing nails tap on stuff so it'll be fun to do!!
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