was it your tag about s-ing his soul through his d? WAS IT YOU, ANA, DON'T LIE
y'all were making me feel insane so i literally went through my entire matthias tag and i found out that the softville and the hotel trivago tags are actually mine KSNSKSNSKSNSK but the d one isn't!
but anyways i here's some of the tags that have me concerned about my mental state <3
and the worst of all.... me @ me: girl are you okay?????? ksnsksnsks
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*In a Devildom hospital room, where Deedee is in bed*
Diavolo: Ok, so Barbatos and I just got done talking with the doctor...
Lucifer: What is it?
Mammon: Will Deedee be OK?
Diavolo: Well....how do I say this?
Deedee: Just spit it out. Am I gonna die?
Diavolo: Oh no! The exact opposite actually!
Barbatos: Deedee, you're pregnant.
*the brothers gasp*
Asmo: No way!
Satan: Deedee, do you know what this means?!
Deedee: Hell yeah, I do!
Deedee: I finally get to fulfill my dream of being a MILF!
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Stardew things that make my ape brain go on a rampage:
Clint considered a closer friend of emily in the wiki but not Shane ???
- (canonically) Easily talks to Emily and even tells her funny chicken stories to the point where she even asks for more. (clint 3 ❤ event.)
-Good enough friends that during Emily's 8 heart event, he makes no complaints doing her requests. (emily 8 ❤event.)
-Close enough that Shane even gets Emily to help him make a video for a contest! (Shane 7 ❤ event.)
- Dances with Emily during the flower festival (even though he doesn't have to, he still does. Yes the dance is voluntary because if you dance with Emi, he stands to the side to watch, no problem).
- (Canonically) Can't hold a decent conversation with Emily. At all. (Clint 3 ❤ event, Clint 6 ❤ event, and everytime Clint talks to you about her.)
- Emily asks you if you're friends with clint because she's worried about him being lonely, and reassures you he's even a kind person-- but if you saw her 8 ❤event, later on at a random day she tells you she's sad because she thought Clint was her friend, but he doesn't seem to even wanna talk or look at her anymore?????
( because clint thinks you have a thing for her??? even if you do or don't, that means he isn't interested in being emily's friend anymore because he 'lost' her to you??? Clint even congratulates the farmer and acts all sad and mopey like...bro!!! 😡 )
(Emily 8 ❤event, Emily 8+ ❤ dialogue)
-If you are a female farmer and you take him out to the movie theater, HE WILL HIT ON YOU. He has dialogue where he ASKS you if this invitation was a date! Which means his feelings for Emily werent even sincere?! (Clint's movie theater dialogue)
Don't go telling me it's because Clint is anti-social or 'shy' when Shane and Sebastian are literally THE anti-social ones who straight up tell you if they don't want to talk.
Penny and Harvey are written to be shy and awkward too but are still being decent!!! 💢💨💨💨
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OH OK the fic is going for an empress!ciri tw3 ending, where temeria is allowed to become a nilfgaardian vassal state, but also since it's been literally hundreds of years since blood and wine happened, toussaint happens to have been reabsorbed and forgotten about and now the area is just. Nilfgaard.
that's why there's temeria but no toussaint
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