My therapist was on his phone during our session today. I could see it in the reflection of his glass cabinet thing in his office

fun fact i got into h*mestuck when i was 10 but i didnt even read the comic, i just watched slideshows of the trolls crying to christina perri songs and fanmade comic dubs and shit on youtube, and i thought it was like a heehee funny but also sad and edgy fantasy comic for emo kids? but then i ended up actually reading it when i was like 12 and was like Wow. This Kinda Sucks Actually and dropped it by the time i turned 13

nothing just singing along to fucking sail a little too hard it's fine

nobody:

the owl house fandom on hiatus and waiting for news, smushing two crumbs together: here we have a loaf of bread

was it your tag about s-ing his soul through his d? WAS IT YOU, ANA, DON'T LIE

y'all were making me feel insane so i literally went through my entire matthias tag and i found out that the softville and the hotel trivago tags are actually mine KSNSKSNSKSNSK but the d one isn't!

but anyways i here's some of the tags that have me concerned about my mental state <3

and the worst of all.... me @ me: girl are you okay?????? ksnsksnsks

*In a Devildom hospital room, where Deedee is in bed*

Diavolo: Ok, so Barbatos and I just got done talking with the doctor...

Lucifer: What is it?

Mammon: Will Deedee be OK?

Diavolo: Well....how do I say this?

Deedee: Just spit it out. Am I gonna die?

Diavolo: Oh no! The exact opposite actually!

Barbatos: Deedee, you're pregnant.

*the brothers gasp*

Asmo: No way!

Satan: Deedee, do you know what this means?!

Deedee: Hell yeah, I do!

Deedee: I finally get to fulfill my dream of being a MILF!

Do you think he... didn't know what the shirt meant?

Anything is possible...

my brother chose violence today and called me sussy baka like 50 times on the phone 😭😭😭😭😭

Stardew things that make my ape brain go on a rampage:

Clint considered a closer friend of emily in the wiki but not Shane ???

Shane:

- (canonically) Easily talks to Emily and even tells her funny chicken stories to the point where she even asks for more. (clint 3 ❤ event.)

-Good enough friends that during Emily's 8 heart event, he makes no complaints doing her requests. (emily 8 ❤event.)

-Close enough that Shane even gets Emily to help him make a video for a contest! (Shane 7 ❤ event.)

- Dances with Emily during the flower festival (even though he doesn't have to, he still does. Yes the dance is voluntary because if you dance with Emi, he stands to the side to watch, no problem).

Clint:

- (Canonically) Can't hold a decent conversation with Emily. At all. (Clint 3 ❤ event, Clint 6 ❤ event, and everytime Clint talks to you about her.)

- Emily asks you if you're friends with clint because she's worried about him being lonely, and reassures you he's even a kind person-- but if you saw her 8 ❤event, later on at a random day she tells you she's sad because she thought Clint was her friend, but he doesn't seem to even wanna talk or look at her anymore?????

( because clint thinks you have a thing for her??? even if you do or don't, that means he isn't interested in being emily's friend anymore because he 'lost' her to you??? Clint even congratulates the farmer and acts all sad and mopey like...bro!!! 😡 )

(Emily 8 ❤event, Emily 8+ ❤ dialogue)

-If you are a female farmer and you take him out to the movie theater, HE WILL HIT ON YOU. He has dialogue where he ASKS you if this invitation was a date! Which means his feelings for Emily werent even sincere?! (Clint's movie theater dialogue)

Conclusion:

Don't go telling me it's because Clint is anti-social or 'shy' when Shane and Sebastian are literally THE anti-social ones who straight up tell you if they don't want to talk.

Penny and Harvey are written to be shy and awkward too but are still being decent!!! 💢💨💨💨

HOOOOOOO WHEE now that i’m FINALLY done with the first draft of that stupid long philosophy-driven oneshot i wrote mostly in the car two weeks ago and sent it in to be betaed, i can finally get back to business with zenith

the true desires behind every character in lovely writer is that they all want to be loved and accepted for who they are, and this includes aoey, and i will continue to be an aoey apologist for the rest of my days

buckster $ boyd, the metrosexual: bo burnham's country song

Honestly will never forgive nor forget when I got detention bc I forged my mom's signature on an absence pass and when I explained to the principal that I did it bc I had severe untreated anxiety and was too debilitatingly afraid of making my parents angry by admitting I missed the bus ONE day the principal responded by telling me he could never trust me again and that I'd "essentially forged a doctor's signature on a pharmaceutical" and said he expected better from me but now he knew not to

OH OK the fic is going for an empress!ciri tw3 ending, where temeria is allowed to become a nilfgaardian vassal state, but also since it's been literally hundreds of years since blood and wine happened, toussaint happens to have been reabsorbed and forgotten about and now the area is just. Nilfgaard.

that's why there's temeria but no toussaint

me, at 6am this morning: i really need to be more positive about my job.

my diary:

me, at 6pm tonight: so, i quit my job today.

Everyone at the beginning of episode 8: No 21 year old girl doesn’t know how to do makeup.

Me, a 21 year old girl who most certainly doesn’t know how to do makeup:

why are chess name so ridiculous ill see a move named something "horse apocalypse" and ill go "funny joke haha" and then i look it up and it turns out it was used exactly once when stanley oswald, late chess champion, had an opponent ghost him and played his finals against an ant that climbed on the chess board

wait

how many of y’all know who i am?? like do y’all know my main blog?? do y’all even know this is a sideblog.....

heres an angsty drawing of dusk and a drawing of a recolor oc i made in 4 minutes.

also new sonic art style that i like a lot !!!! :)