#I thought this was hilarious XD

[bishy437]

congratulations to moshang for being the most popular pairing of my mxtx charms! 💙 🧡

And congratulations to Coffin!Hualian for being the overall most popular item LOL ❤️🤍

#i'm actually obsessed with moshang winning i didnt see that coming at all LMAO #I love how much the west loves them <3 #i honestly thought hualian would win but then moshang came out with the steel chair xD #Bingqiu was very close to hualian tho! didnt expect that either #also didnt think the coffin!hualian would do numbers so that was hilarious lolol #moshang #hualian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #svsss #scumbag self saving system #hua cheng #xie lian #mobei jun #shang qinghua #mine

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(the batkids get in the car, and Damian is behind the wheel) Jason: Should we be letting a literal baby drive? Damian(glares at Jason): I have procured my learner's permit! (shows them the license) Stephanie(reading the license): Who is "Adulty McManFace"? Damian: The better question is - are you a narc?

#incorrect quotes #batfam #batkids #damian wayne #jason todd #stephanie brown #original: trolls band together #I know the movie's not even out yet but I heard the quote in a trailer and I thought it was hilarious XD #dc comics

[izartn]

Something something the way the bones/ashes of a ghost in TGCF work as a totem of love, bc they're literally the anchor of the soul on the mortal realm. Something something Palamedes trusting Camilla to take care of his remains in case he died, so he could come back, trusting her with his soul. Something something Camilla defending ferociously what little she could kept of him near her heart, lamenting she couldn't find the rest, keeping faith to the end.

This is a ghost love story. You could say the way remains and ghosts link is everywhere all over the world, but the specific way theyre a token of love in TGCF reminds me awfully of Camilla and Palamedes whole situation.

Hua Cheng says that if his ashes were destroyed (bc he knows xl enough to know it'd be only when xl is permanently dead and gone himself) (bc if xl doenst want him to remain in this world he won't...) it'd be OK. His soul, his very being on the hands of his beloved. The year of waiting by XL at the end, trusting HC will find his way home to him. Brr.

#the locked tomb #tlt is much more... R romantique and human than tgcf at the same time #tgcf is more a fairytale #tlt mixes scifi and fantasy for achingly human flawed charas and relationships #tian guan ci fu #my thoughts #campal #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #anyways #tgcf au when XD #jod can stay as God emperor; Gideon died on the heavenly tribulation for Harrow ascention.... #pal as a god who was banished died as mortal (bc he discovered sus things about jod) #cam was his deputy and she stayed on heaven and became a god on her own right but she kept pal ashes bc they planned for it and now she's #spying on heaven to bring down jod #they recruit harrow and Gideon #ianthe is the water tyrant and corona the wind master with all that implies #this makes babs black water only he was like the childhood friend of the twins when they fucked him over for ascension #(does this means babs is also conspiring with the sixth? Hilarious) #anyways I won't write the au #but I see it in my mind eye #enjoy the horrors of love meanwhile I'm going off for Nona tomorrow

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Even as a kid I knew there was something just wrong about A Bad Case of Stripes

It gave me a weird feeling as a kid too, and I think it's a combination of the illustration style and the subject matter.

David Shannon has such a particular, oil painting esque style. Most of his illustrations are very cartoony, like his iconic No David books:

Like look at that! The features and proportions are exaggerated! Full of bright colors! Reminiscent of something a kid might draw.

But then there's A Bad Case of Stripes. In this book Shannon seems to lean much more into the realm of surrealism, and the result is...

...uncanny. I mean look at those faces!!! Nothing like the caricature bulbous head of little David. These guys look like they crawled out of a Renaissance painting! Look at the shading!!! It looks like you could reach out and touch those little fuzzy blue pompoms! Which brings me to my next point...

A Bad Case of Stripes is just... kid-friendly body horror. There's no gore in it, but what this girl goes through is something straight out of a fever induced nightmare.

Just like those creepy realistic renders of what Patrick Star or Homer Simpson would look like in real life (remember those?) It's the realism, the 3d look, the impeccable shading that makes Stripes so damn creepy. In a more cartoonish style, Stripes probably would've been a wacky little kids book. But because of how realistic the illustrations are...

...We wound up with the suppressed birthplace of body horror phobias for generations to come.

#dont get me wrong tho i love this book. i love how creepy it is in retrospect #its a nightmare (affectionate) #i think its a deep (sometimes repressed) memory for a lot of people and thats why i thought it'd make the perfect pfp for this blog #lesbianatroi #omg i just realized the pun in your username. thats hilarious i love that. thank you for the ask lesbianatroi XD #ask #nostalgia #david Shannon #body horror #slight body horror #surreal #unreality #a bad case of stripes #y2k nostalgia #repressed memories #unlocked memories #2000s kids #gen z nostalgia

[blossomingwaters]

You know what might be really funny? If any of the boys yelled “Well excuuuuuse me princess!” And by any of the boys I mean Hyrule; as a nod to the tv show which is based off of his two games.

Imagine, one of the girls (or his princess) would be complaining continuously about something and he would snap and go off!! The boys would be staring at him like :0 👀

#I don’t know if anyone will find this funny #But I do so I thought I might share XD #I really want one of the boys to say the iconic line it would be HILARIOUS #And I really want it to be Hyrule #but if any of the other boys say it I would scream! #I don’t know if anyone already said this #anyway third post to Lu! #Very scared to do this but oh well :D #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu hyrule #lu wind #lu legend #lu twilight #lu time #lu four #lu sky #lu warriors #lu wild

[quantum-cat]

Janet: Well assuming you are clear by next weekend, Cassandra and I are going to the lake and we are going to rent a rowboat. Would you like to come along?

Sam: Yeah, I'd love to.

Janet: Great. Can you send Daniel up next?

Sam: Yeah. [moments later] ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. ♪

Jack/Daniel/Teal'c: ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. ♪

#stargate sg1 #sg1 s03 e16 urgo #janet fraiser #samantha carter #teryl rothery #amanda tapping #sg1 gif #sg1 s03 #when i first saw this ep as a kid i hated urgo so much i thought he was the most annoying guy on the planet #now the ep is one of my favorites #it's so hilarious xD #unrelated but i also have an art blog (quantum-cat-art)

[mistysblueboxstuff]

the other day someone on twitter called me "the internationally recognised expert on PQ's physical form" and tbh i think i should add that to my resume

#i thought that was hilarious xD #not art

[worstloki]

i actually love the idea that if Thor was raised with Loki then he grew up learning more and uses the charismatic himbo vibe as a front and if Thor was raised without Loki it's not a persona and he actually is just a charismatic himbo now

#normal Thor is a thot but he's also pretty battle smart and has intuition etc. while Party Thor is just a thot #Party Thor didn't bother with good fighting he didn't need to be book smart or a good heir bc there was only 1 option lmao #didn't wind up with any protectiveness or slight enough maturity not to follow every single impulse without thought and alone #which is just. HILARIOUS. #imagine MCU Thor and Loki wind up in that universe and they're like oh sweet it's a normal world then since Thor's acting normal #but no he's not normal Thor he's not acting at all that's just Thor now #Thor is cringing and devastated #Thor like 1. THIS is what I look like from the outside? D: and 2. ohnorns there's nothing behind it. it's not a coping mechanism. norns no #Loki like ''yeah he's a little forthcoming but look at the bright side Thor! this version of you is CLEARLY more fun.'' #*gestures to Party Thor drinking out of like a full jotun sized mug and he starts coughing and choking and it spilled everywhere* #''and also an idiot!'' #Thor like this ISN'T funny. #he's got his arms crossed and is all pouty about it #they find out about Jotun Loki and Loki has stars in his eyes like NO WAY I'M SO COOL AND FUN TOO :0 #and Thor is there face crumpling further because it feels like this universe hates him specifically #XD #like what so Loki gets to keep his magic and be way taller and fun and Thor is chasing after him in this universe???? unfair :[ #Thor vows never going to downplay with Loki again and Loki is there sincerely like Thor I know you're not like that don't worry about it

[pokemon-ash-aus]

https://www.tumblr.com/pokemon-ash-aus/715618502496681984/2-for-king?source=share

Huh. Is just like that meme. Daddy issues makes u a people pleaser but mommy issues makes u a sociopath

How dare you be funnier than me XD

#Lmaoo i screamed when i saw this #I thought it was hilarious XD

[hualian]

hmmm I wonder who could be tomorrow's final character for the tgcf season 2 countdown,,, Guzi or true form Hua Cheng hmmm

#it's obviously hua cheng I'm just wondering about Guzi XD #anyway i cannot believe in less than 48 hours...... #ending my bday with some hilarious thoughts goodnight #also also also also LESS THAN FORTY EIGHT (48) HOURS I'M SO #tgcf has me in a chokehold and I'm not complaining at ALL #macy speaks

[un-local]

Holy shit hare vs mags and rogier who will win

Me vs Mags and Rogier? In a fight? Fuck, dude. I’m toast XD

But I suppose it matters when this fight is taking place…. Pre-Stormveil, bye bye! I’m dead XD

Post-Godwyn tho… well, I’m still toast, but I think I’d have a shot at escaping. I think my (evil) strategy would be…. Hm. Improvised weapon, aim for Rogier. Run for my life while Mags looks back to check on him. Get killed by triggering Alberich’s in-game ambush in the hall

Of course, if Mags does catch me…………..

I think my only way out of a Rogier-Magdalene fight is by preventing it via appeal to my authorial power.

“Wait! No! Don’t hurt me! One: I still have to finish my shift, and I really really want chinese takeout after. Two: if I go down, Rogier does too! I’m your best shot at saving him! He’s doomed by the narrative, you know.”

“Then why is he not saved?”

“...I—hah, I uh. I started Baldur’s Gate 3? But I’m almost done, I prom—”

*Mags holds up a copy of the game* “This is your reason?”

“yeah :3”

*stomps the game under her foot, grabs me by the scruff of my neck like a cat*

*sets me in front of my laptop* “Then write.” Her eyes narrow. “And quit pouting at me. It won’t work.”

*I look over at Rogier instead, pathetically*

“I’d very much like to live, you know.”

*I open the screen of my laptop and sign in* “Ugh, fine.” (<- as if I could ever say no)

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*Kar’niss breaks down the door, roaring* “SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK ON OUR FIC!” *revs chainsaw*

…anyway, what were we talking about again? Oh yea. Mags and Rogier will always whoop my ass, XD

sorry for shitposting on main today everyone, I’m a silly mood today

#sorry I did steal that joke bc it’s hilarious. I thought of it at work and almost bust out laughing #Karniss with a chainsaw. Faerun collectively shits bricks XD #…..tho tbh. I feel like he’d hurt himself. The thought of him with a chainsaw is stressing me out in like 500000 diffferent ways #hare answers #hare posts #still waters #harebrained thought

[laufire]

the "then who sleeps on the second bedroom/a justice of the peace doesn't seem very caroline forbes" scene is there for a.) stefan to be a bitch (complimentary), and b.) to reassure us all caroline and alaric have NEVER fucked. thank you for that!

#stackediaries #talking to the void #my thoughts #plecverse thoughts #tvd 7x19 #plecverse #the vampire diaries #steroline #stefan salvatore #anticalaric for ts #tbh i find the whole thing hilarious but hey. on the off chance there's someone out there that actually enjoys that in earnest xD

[computer-einstein]

love your pfp. giant rubber duck for giant coding problem?

Indeed. And at the rate I'm struggling with my projects, I will probably need one the size of the Eiffel Tower to get anything done. And thanks #^.^#

#einstein talks #banter ask #i picked it cuz i wanted to be seen as a safe place to go to for peoples tech troubles #and also because it was a programming inside joke #but then again my daily life shenanigans have probably scared off anyone looking for a safe space XD #// #code lyoko #thought it would be absolutely hilarious to give jeremie a ducky icon #because programming inside joke #and also because i wanted an easy to grab icon when i was making the blog

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

actually we're two different anons lol

I just go by a fucking grave stone cuz idk what to go by

-🪦

no WAY. TWO anons who want me dead apparently omg WAHGJAGS<333333

#ask #jk jk but also that's SO hilarious hhhh xD #they fit together so well i really thought you were!! >:'D #wait that means you're the one i need to block/j #hhh fr tho thank you for the laugh<33333

[bluesadansey]

#listen I think I have a right to experience A Lot of annoyance over all this because I had to see ‘criticisms’ like that so often #this is a particularly hilarious one the same level as the people complaining about Daisy and Billy being the only ones on the Aurora cover #(there are changes with the shoot but them being the only two on the cover is the same as in the book lmao ya’ll can not read apparently #‘it’s an insult to the message of the book because it’s supposed to be the whole band on the cover and not just the Billy and Daisy show uw #you are talking about the scene in the book where the entire band in interview is mad/bitter about how they ended up going with only DB #on the cover even years later while Daisy and Billy in their interviews gush over how gorgeous and iconic the cover featuring just them is #like … ya’ll are conflating a general sentiment those chars were allowed to express with what the actual scene was grrr #it’s one of the best funniest parts of the book too like I love that part… #and if the complaint was ‘I’m sad the other interviews weren’t as extensive at that part in the show’ totally would be valid crit to me #I would have liked them to show everyone reacting in interviews too (they did show them esp Eddie be unhappy about it but #your right there wasn’t as much specific exploration in the show of how the side chars were effected. But they’re still side chars with sid #plots in the book lol #also only Karen actually deserves to be explored as a char the rest I’m more than fine with getting less and then instead investing far mor #in developing Simone’s plot and arc.) #there’s stuff with Graham I do think could have been useful/worth while thematically if they’d had the 13eps and could do it all (and I’m a #Graham hater xd) but I certainly wouldn’t prioritize it over the things the show did focus on #and it’s not remotely high on my list of things they didn’t focus on as much as I wanted. ofc #in fact like I said… I thought it was so funny they did not gaf about the Dunne brothers relationship 😭 #like it is an interesting dynamic in the book there are good scenes. but I’m obsessed with their choice to not give anything to any of #Billy’s dynamics that aren’t the love triangle points and Teddy. respectable af #vs Daisy and to a lesser extent Camila both have way more developed dynamics outside of him incred #(another reason ‘they made Daisy and Camila center around Billy’ crit makes me roll my eyes #like in the sense that the love triangle is elevated in terms of focus sure. and people are free to have qualms about that choice #basically saying the show prioritized the romance for the characters and char work is accurate. saying they did that more for the girls and #less for Billy idk what show you were watching

[fortune-maiden]

Random TGCF AU of the day

Something something SWD goes on a long term trip and leaves SQX with Pei Ming. Pei Ming is determined to be a good temporary guardian/older brother figure. SQX is determined to destroy him.

#random tgcf thoughts #I picture this as a Royal AU for some reason #(some reason being the danmei novel snippet that inspired this xD) #the way I have it in my head is Rong Guang visiting Pei manor in order to scheme #Pei Ming trying to talk him out of scheming #and their not-so-secret meetings constantly being interrupted bySQX’s own schemes #RG finds this hilarious #sqx just misses his brother #and is convinced pm knows more about this trip and when he’ll be back #pm doesn’t but has suspicions #and keeps pointing out that swd writes more to sqx than him anyway #then later swd does go out of contact for mysterious reasons #which really strains their tumultuous cohabitation #RG is also investigating something in between schemes which SQX later gets mixed up in #so PM gets involved to bail him out even if that means he now owes RG big time and will be a part of Schemes #an exchange I see happening at some point: #pm: you’ve been skipping your lessons. what are you going to tell your brother? #sqx: if my brother really cared about my education he would have left me with ling wen #pm: that just shows how much he loves you. lw wouldn’t put up with half the stuff I do #when I can finally read the danmei novel that inspired this maybe I’ll revisit this AU #also I need to go back and develop the calamity swd AU at some point