#I thought this would be like 1k

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[shima-draws]

Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??

Take a picture of my dog as an incentive

#Dogs #Chihuahua #Cute dog #Dog #If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo. #Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves #You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!! #Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol #IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY. #Happy New Year everyone <3333 I’m still sick but tbh it hasn’t been that bad #Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh. #Shima speaks

[tiffycat]

Hiya! 🤗 I saw you take requests sometimes. I was wondering if you would do the scene from Buy Back The Secrets when Superboy busts in on Superman and Batman, snarling "You lied! You said he was a good man!"

I love soft timkon, but I'd love some absolutely feral Kon 👍

Drew out a quick comic of that scene for ya after like a month and a half >.> sorry

Was initially just going to be a single sketch from that scene but I got carried away

#superboy #kon el #conner kent #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #nightwing #dick grayson #timkon #< for the fic #dc #dc comics #fic art #usually a request like this would be better suited for a commission but my comms are closed and I had the time so I thought Id do it anyway #1k

[varyathevillain]

no joke but what I really want for Buddy Daddies as a fandom is to make fanart and fanfic post present time ep12 where Rei wears an arm orthosis when working.

I think varied disability aids being represented would be fantastic, and personally would write Rei as someone being deeply proud of something he's done for his family, but also understanding with time that using an orthosis also helps him at work and in raising Miri. with a giant portion of mobility/motorics aids being represented by prosthetics, seeing more variety and exploring it in fiction would also help making a step in normalising disability treatments.

#that's my personal opinion and i just thought about how understanding more about physical disabilities #and how to help people with those aids in case something happens and they ask for help #has furthered my understanding and might even help me in the future if i were ever to experience that #Buddy Daddies Spoilers #Buddy Daddies #Suwa Rei #(again. i want to write Kurusu Rei SO BAD) #text post #Varya rambles #also drawing an orthosis would be real complicated for an animated work so i understand why they chose to hide the arm #but i really like the headcanon of Rei using it sparingly 🥺 not everyone uses them all the time #+ it's also not healthy if worn all the time. looking @ people who'd let their characters sleep with their prostheis on. smh #and this is also NOT a 'you HAVE to do this'! just something I think would be fantastic #...also I'm like. apparently looking @ a start of a fic where Rei uses it?? is my writer's block finally over?! #here's a hoping 🙏buddy daddies such a good anime. not perfect not extremely beautiful. but GOOD in HEART #1k

[startistdoodles]

Sister tries to describe Magolor to me

#my art #kirby #magolor #this happened last night i just thought it was endearing aghdsgdhsj #she isnt really a gamer anymore but we used to play rtdl together a lot #we were talking about the remake and she said she would play it with me like we did when we were kids ^^ looking forward to it #rtdl spoilers #justttt in case #1k

[bluesylveon2]

Just a normal day in the guest room....

Wait.

WHO IS LETTING LILIA COOK?!?!

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst meme #its me apparently lol #anyways i was trying to figure out where to put Lilia and then I thought “wouldnt it be funny to put him in the kitchen area” #jade was supposed to be there but tbh he would let lilia go instead #ill figure out a spot for him later lol #my rating will stay in the 1k tho because SORRY I DONT LIKE THROWING RANDOM STUFF ON THE GROUND TWST #they probably have to be from the same collection too but oh well #i like practicality over random stuff #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia

[superbellsubways]

more of my dumb narrator design ft. a stanley. little guy

#the stanley design was so last minute. i thought him having floating hands like rayman would be silly idk #im not sure if the narrator counts as 1 or 2 dimensional erm LOL #extra info! he can grow or shrink in size whenever. sometimes he shrinks to stanleys size to just walk alongside him and such #anyways uhmm Dies #stanley parable #tsp #narrator #stanley #doodle #1k

[sunnimint]

me, looking at the kudo count of Beginnings of an End: haha... that's kind of scary

#mint.txt #boae.txt #no but seriously HOW??? #metonic is a rare ship but it sure as hell doesn't feel like one #even hotsc doesn’t have that much hits #like???? #if this breaks 1k kudos i will probably ascend because i NEVER thought it would reach so far #it's already blowing my mind with how much attention BoaE has

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Getting slammed with an $850 vet bill today 😬 and poor Velma might have a bum knee, which will probably equal more expensive vet visits in the future 😩

#several hundred dollars more than I thought I would be spending today #and poor limpy velma #and I feel like a shithead because I can't afford super expensive surgery if there is a big problem #as it is velma gets significantly more spent on her healthcare every year than I spend on myself #even her yearly checkups and shots and wellness stuff with no extra issues are over $1k/year #whereas I haven't been to the doctor at all since I got her except once to replace an iud

[dromaeo-sauridae]

> my most popular fnaf art is one that i dont like

#LISTEN ITS NOT TJAT I DONT LIKE IT #BUT TJE ART. ITS MAKING ME GRIND MY TEETH #i couldve drawn it better it was just a stupid joke tjat i thought would get 30 likes #like ALL MY OTJER ART #but no. 1k. #horrible #awful #i hate it here #personal i guess

[cloudwhisper23]

Tumblr keeps putting me in random spots on the dashboard. I'm not going to be able to find anything at this rate.

#cloud speaks #browsing and writing at the same time #except tumblr doesn't like the browsing #so I've just written another 1k words #someone stop me #I might actually catch up with grumbo month before Monday #maybe #idk #I thought these would all just be like #500 words max #but nooooo #nothing short of 1000 #and then there's the 4000 word fic #gosh

[kelin-is-writing]

HELLO???? 400+ FOLLOWERS???? EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! 😭😭

never thought i would come this far if i gotta be honest... THANK YOU MUCH FOR ALL THE CONTINUOUS LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU GUYS GIVE ME EVERYDAY!!!! i appreciate it endlessly seriously, i'll keep doing my best to always bring new and good content to you my loves 🫂💜

#kelin talks #400+ followers 💜 #i'm trembling from happiness guys... who ever thought i would get this much support??? #i even have a post with 1k+ notes and others close to 1k like... what goes on????? #i never thought anyone would like my content helpsdjksdjksxjzkxjk #thank you immensely for everything guys 🫂💕

[fuckmeyer]

i like to think that anything i put in a post is Fuckmeyer Lite™ & for y'all to see all the premiere batshit content i manage to shove in the tags you gotta smash that like & subscribe button. call that Fuckmeyer Pro™

#no tags here besties #this one's a freebie for all the vanilla users out there #see this is how you nab 'em #they look at these innocuous tags & they think 'oh THIS is Fuckmeyer Pro™ PLEASE i puke in a post and hit send this is nothing' #but then why would i say it? with a name like fuckmeyer you would think one has to be a little unhinged right? quel mystere.... #so the curiosity niggles at them. like 'hm maybe there's something i'm missing here' #they scroll through some of my posts. surprise bitch i powerwashed these bad boys before posting this #you think i don't know how to play 4D chess???????? rook to d7 how bout that #i am GNAWING away at you like flesh eating bacteria #that's how i weed out the incurious anti-intellectual weaklings #the strong ones know. they hear the whispers from the moots. 'gotta go back & read fuckmeyers tags so raw so unhinged so profound so sexy' #they follow. they stick around. they hear nothing from me. i am a rock. i am an island. i am a simon & garfunkel reference. #weeks later. BAM. 2-line post with a 1k-word shitpost essay in the tags. surprise motherfucker. bet you thought you seen the last of me #welcome to the circus fellow clowns #honk honk bitch

[littlemourningstarr]

I haven't written in ages, and I'm trying to get outta the slump with something small.

So, of course, here we are with 1k lead up already and I'm questioning if I ever knew how to just hop into the good stuff while writing.

#timmy talks #this may become nothing #i just have a few ideas that I figured I might try #but I thought this would only be 1k words #not 1K OF BUILD UP #why am I like this

[haetrack]

i’ve been rereading tread lightly (and basically all your works for that matter) daily ever since you posted it, it’s so good 😭😭 everything you write i am in love with and i look forward to your posts bc ik they’ll be prefect

literal photo of me when i was writing tread lightly

BUT NO SERIOUSLY THANK YOU FOR LIKING IT SO MUCH AND FOR READING ALL OF MY OTHER WORKS

i was actually kinda worried abt if people would like it or not… but i’m glad that everyone did… ESPECIALLY if ur reading it everyday… anon we love u so bad

#asks #anon #feedback :) #*kisses ur forehead* #ALSO thank u guys for 1k notes on tread lightly #LIKE ??? #i never thought this would happen like ever